"G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor," "The Host," "The Place Beyond the Pines"

If you don't want to hear any spoilers for the new Tyler Perry movie, stop now, because Dave and Alonso tell you all the reasons why you need to see this crackpot masterpiece of stupidness. They also share theories as to why it would have been ever better had the late Stephen Stucker ("Airplane!") had been cast in place of Kim Kardashian. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, e-mail us at [email protected], take the time, do it right, we can do it baby.