Gay Americana

The gusts of wind are heavy and unrelenting. There’s sand pelting you in the face. A helicopter is landing and you’re just r*tarded, and didn’t notice you’re standing too close to a helipad. It’s your dad, he’s got the same type of helicopter that Kobe died in, you hop in. Due to the lack of perspective you think that the sand whipping by you must be similar to what’s happening in Gaza. The whole ride, there was no talking. Perfect time to listen to a podcast. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast just released an episode and I’m sure it’s to your tastes. I have no idea what the episode is about, but that doesn’t matter. None of this does. Just press play already.