Geek I/O #104: Rants & Reviews:Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - “Magic Diabaeetus”

scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zxn6fSNZjI0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480">This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot.  This time, we’re watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.  Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.We discussed sheriff -stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense.  Plus!  You squished his head for me; I love you!Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! Full Surv