Geekshow Helpdesk: Gross, Owen... Gross

Tony: -Carbonation Station: NOSes and Monster Zero Strawberry Shot -What do you even do in this situation? https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/12/sperm-donor-with-rare-cancer-mutation-fathered-nearly-200-children-in-europe/ -Apple Goes Adobe: https://www.engadget.com/apps/apple-bundles-creative-apps-such-as-final-cut-pro-and-logic-pro-into-a-single-subscription-145210038.html -Apparently you can get sued for not letting them buy you…: https://www.engadget.com/entertainment/paramount-wont-quit-files-suit-against-warner-bros-discovery-over-rejected-bid-175317166.html Jarron:  -The FCC continues to screw consumers: https://slashdot.org/story/26/01/13/1845204/verizon-to-stop-automatic-unlocking-of-phones-as-fcc-ends-60-day-unlock-rule?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Auto focusing glasses! https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/01/11/214203/finnish-startup-ixi-plans-new-autofocusing-eyeglasses?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Seems like Intel is finally making progress: https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/26/01/09/2231201/intel-is-going-big-time-into-14a-says-ceo-lip-bu-tan?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed Owen: -Interesting type of bandaid: High Tech Bandaid -OpenAI… “NOW HIRING ScapeGoat! $555k Full benefits incl. WitSec. Inquire inside…” https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/29/sam-altman-openai-job-search-ai-harms Lando: -Apple Siri to use Gemini https://www.engadget.com/ai/apples-siri-ai-will-be-powered-by-gemini-153636649.html