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Tony: -Carbonation Station: Bucked Up LFG Green Apple, New Cherry Red Bull -Donut Labs Testing Continues: https://electrek.co/2026/03/02/donut-lab-solid-state-battery-high-temperature-test-vtt/ -All the Apple Hardware Announced: https://www.engadget.com/computing/laptops/everything-apple-announced-this-week-iphone-17e-new-macbooks-m4-ipad-air-and-more-155617625.html -AI, the government, and YOU: https://www.engadget.com/ai/openai-will-amend-defense-department-deal-to-prevent-mass-surveillance-in-the-us-050637400.html Jarron:  -Samsung’s privacy display is insane: https://9to5google.com/2026/02/25/samsung-galaxy-s26-ultra-privacy-display-demo-hands-on/ -New M-Series chips: https://daringfireball.net/linked/2026/03/03/apple-debuts-m5-pro-and-m5-max -This projector is pure gadget madness: https://www.theverge.com/tech/881788/soundcore-nebula-x1-pro-review-comparison-x1 Owen: -Microsoft doesn’t like CoPilot’s new nickname….Likey cementing the nickname forever. https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/03/02/1847201/microsoft-bans-microslop-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server -This is what you came for. https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/02/heres-why-scotch-tape-screeches-when-its-peeled/ Lando: -Please confirm your age! California’s new OS age verification Law https://www.tomshardware.com/software/operating-systems/california-introduces-age-verification-law