Geekshow Helpdesk: Mayo of Hatred

-We figure out why new AMD CPUs have underperformed:  https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/27/24229443/microsoft-windows-11-update-24h2-ryzen-cpu-performance-improvement https://wccftech.com/amd-branch-prediction-optimization-ryzen-9000-7000-cpus-available-windows-11-23h2/ -Douchebag getting comeuppance: https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/25/24228184/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-shaolin-lawsuit-surrender-album -Space X Space Walk: https://futurism.com/the-byte/spacex-drain-air-spacecraft-while-astronauts-inside -Testes eye worms are a thing: https://arstechnica.com/?p=2043185 -Cocaine Sharks! https://science.slashdot.org/story/24/07/28/0119234/sharks-near-brazil-test-positive-for-cocaine?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Apple event incoming: https://www.engadget.com/mobile/smartphones/apples-iphone-16-event-is-set-for-september-9-160432866.html?src=rss -Quantum compasses can replace GPS: https://science.slashdot.org/story/24/08/26/0119238/a-revolutionary-quantum-compass-could-soon-make-gps-free-navigation-a-reality?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -More AI blunders. Please don’t trust AI for voting/political information https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/08/xs-grok-will-direct-users-to-vote-gov-after-bungling-basic-ballot-question/ -Oh Boeing. Doomed Starliner. https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/08/after-latest-starliner-setback-will-boeing-ever-deliver-on-its-crew-contract/ Apple doing what apple does, fomenting division! https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/08/apple-says-farewell-to-its-app-store-chief-as-it-splits-his-team-in-two/ -Mayo makes everything better! Including Nuclear Fusion!  https://gizmodo.com/researchers-are-using-mayonnaise-to-improve-nuclear-fusion-experiments-2000485048 -New Planet!!! https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/planet-hiding-solar-system-detection.html