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Tony: -Carbonation Station: Lando does new RedBull, Tony does Bucked Up Cherry Candy -Watch out for this new windows bit locker issue: https://cybersecuritynews.com/windows-systems-bitlocker-recovery/ -Pea Protein? Oh wait Pee Protein: https://www.space.com/space-exploration/human-spaceflight/europe-wants-to-make-space-food-out-of-thin-air-and-astronaut-pee -I can’t believe we have to say this…: https://time.com/7332779/tylenol-autism-adhd-trump/ Jarron: -Get a sock for your iPhone: https://apple.slashdot.org/story/25/11/11/1533206/apples-230-iphone-sock?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Good news. SOMEONE’s carbons emissions are actually falling: https://news.slashdot.org/story/25/11/11/0119210/chinas-co2-emissions-have-been-flat-or-falling-for-past-18-months-analysis-finds?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -And the US is actually down too: https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/25/11/07/0029244/how-the-us-cut-climate-changing-emissions-while-its-economy-more-than-doubled?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Guess what the Louvre’s video surveillance password was?! https://yro.slashdot.org/story/25/11/05/238245/the-louvres-video-surveillance-password-was-louvre?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Don’t worry, you can still get your COVID shot: https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/10/after-rfk-jr-s-shenanigans-covid-shot-access-will-be-a-lot-like-last-year/ -Interesting new way to make chips: https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/25/11/04/235241/the-worlds-tallest-chip-defies-the-limits-of-computing-goodbye-to-moores-law?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed Owen: -Wait… what if I really don’t want Windows 11? https://pureinfotech.com/upgrade-windows-10-to-ltsc/ -The ability to dislike something really speaks to my heart. Maybe enough to get me on the app more? https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/10/31/231232/bluesky-hits-40-million-users-introduces-dislikes-beta -HAH! https://www.news-medical.net/news/20251016/MXene-materials-pave-the-way-for-next-generation-smart-contact-lenses.aspx Lando: -Cloning Pets! https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a69267201/dog-cloning-tom-brady/ -Bad Flu! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2dr8gzdz1wo -Giving a robo vacuum a brain is a bad idea https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/llm-robot-vacuum-existential-crisis