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Tony: -Carbonation Station: C4 Mango Fuego -Eufymake E1 review Progress -WWDC Announced: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/apple-will-talk-ios-27-macos-27-and-more-at-wwdc-2026-on-june-8/ -Vizio continues its decent into darkness: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/newly-purchased-vizio-tvs-now-require-walmart-accounts-to-use-smart-features/ Jarron:  -1Hz LCD displays for laptops: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/lg-display-starts-mass-producing-ltpo-like-1-hz-lcd-displays-for-laptops/ -Goodbye Sora. A sign of things to come? Hopefully? https://slashdot.org/story/26/03/24/2050222/openai-discontinues-sora-video-platform-app?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Another Donut Labs test: https://www.theverge.com/transportation/898881/donut-lab-solid-state-battery-damage-test -Microsoft claims they’re going to fix Windows 11: https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/03/20/2043213/microsoft-says-it-is-fixing-windows-11?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed -Google is making sideloading apps more difficult: https://developers.slashdot.org/story/26/03/19/1832217/google-details-new-24-hour-process-to-sideload-unverified-android-apps?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed Owen: -Mr. Nvidia Huang, did you just say we’ve achieved AGI?  https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/899086/jensen-huang-nvidia-agi -I hope this backfires on Walmart. Digital price tags in all stores by the end of 2026 https://slashdot.org/story/26/03/22/2346224/walmart-announces-digital-price-labels-for-every-store-in-the-us-by-the-end-of-2026 -Should there be a “manual override” on self driving taxis?  https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/03/22/2246209/trapped-inside-a-self-driving-car-during-an-anti-robot-attack Lando: -Order Light, ON DEMAND! https://www.astronomy.com/science/new-satellite-constellations-could-ruin-the-night-sky-astronomers-warn/ -Banning mor things from China! https://gizmodo.com/fcc-bans-all-new-routers-not-made-in-america-2000737176 -Long nail owners Rejoice! https://www.livescience.com/chemistry/chemistry-student-develops-clear-polish-that-turns-your-fingernail-into-a-touch-screen-stylus