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Tony: -Carbonation Station: Redbull White Peach Sugary, Dirty Mtn Dew Zero   -Artemis 2 is a success: https://www.engadget.com/science/space/the-artemis-ii-astronauts-are-back-after-a-10-day-journey-around-the-moon-033800654.html   -Anthropic still fighting to remove absurd “supply chain risk” label from DoD: https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/08/d-c-circuit-rejects-anthropic-plea-to-pause-supply-chain-risk-label-00864880?experience_id=EXYF89KVT5UQ&is_login_link=true&template_id=OTJIR2CRKUD6&variant_id=OTV632IE7RALS   Jarron:  -An Intel laptop with insane battery life: https://www.notebookcheck.net/43-hours-battery-life-Dell-XPS-14-2026-lasts-almost-3x-longer-vs-MacBook-Air-15-M5-in-web-browsing-test.1262947.0.html   -A phone detox can restore 10 years to your brain: Two-Week Social Media 'Detox' Erases a Decade of Age-Related Decline, Study Finds   -Dyson put out a handheld fan that looks amaz….what is that shape?! Dyson just announced its first-ever handheld fan, with a motor that spins up to 65,000 RPM   Owen: -Kash Patel hacked by Iran. Im not surprised. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/iran-linked-hackers-claim-breach-of-fbi-directors-personal-email-doj-official-2026-03-27/   -Ok so we know sora is being shut down… but canceling erotic mode?!?! https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/26/openai-abandons-yet-another-side-quest-chatgpts-erotic-mode/ -Whose “ethics and morality” are we adding to AI? Is this the next Nicene Creed? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/can-ai-be-a-child-of-god-inside-anthropic-s-meeting-with-christian-leaders/ar-AA20Eb2w