Gen Alpha Kid Doesn’t Shower Because “Tap Water Contains Government Nanobots”

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about an iPad Kid Gen Alpha Kid Doesn’t Shower Because “Tap Water Contains Government Nanobots”Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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