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Nov 7, 2017 1 hr 39 min

Generation Justice #11

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The teens are focused on doing the right thing, and finding young love. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (Nicole -- @nmheuser), Carrie (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am the game mustard, happy puke, and I am here with some sassy teens, first and foremost, Mark. Quackaliculos? Quackaliculos, what does that mean?

I don't know. Listen, you're the first one who has put on the spot like the first person. You try to say something interesting and that's all I can think of. Okay, well, no, I like it.

It's good. Put it in the books, dictionary.com. He's update right now. Second, we've got Nicole.

I can't top that. Don't even try. What was that? I don't even know.

I think it was made up work. Why could cheese? I don't know. Well, how could cheese?

What are the dictionary.com? We're good. We've got Bailey. Yeah, I got nothing on that one.

It definitely doesn't sound like an Australian animal at all. Best opening ever. We've got Maddie. Popadocolas, ladies and gentlemen.

Just popadocolas. Of course, we can top that. And we have Matthew Momoras of Matthew at Morris Mem fame. Hi, my name is Matthew of Matthew Mememoras fame.

And I'm here to play chance. This is that your tagline? Every time you say I'm Matthew Mememoras fame. You just put it in the Google, you can find me.

Or Campbell's Soup. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Business. If you just put M's into Google, first result, Matthew Emmoras, second result, Campbell Soup.

Anyway, we are a real play-based podcast based around some sassy teens in the city of Ruby River. I always want to say Ruby Ridge, but that's like a place where an actual tragedy took place. So I can compare which one is which. And I'm like for sassy and not sexy.

I decided that's more, yeah, not as bad. Who would like to tell us what happened last time on Generation Justice? Oh, wait, let me check it. Let me see if my notes are even worth talking about.

Ooh, I love Matthew Emmoras notes. Shit. Okay. Well, best.

Guys, it's a new year at Ruby River High School for the Giffy. And guys, we're, you know, school year started, Uncle Slam, steal our homeroom teacher. I guess he got promoted. I guess we got in the classroom with us.

We got Jennifer Chil. We got sports kid. We got Bethany. We got Jeffy.

We got Incredicid. We got Vidicid. We got Penelope. We got Tinato.

And we got Kendra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, room 404 has been new and improved. We got big screens.

We got all this cool equipment. We made some goofs about how it's been a year and several of us haven't seen each other. Sophia and Chance have been getting ice cream every now and again. Sometimes Goobos there.

Obsivers. Yeah, we're close to getting all 31 or more flavors. And then everybody else has been missing. And we're like, hey, it's been a little while.

Why don't you come talk to us? Why don't you have to be in school? Presumably we're all like... It's been a while.

I've been texting it all the time. Oh my gosh, I'm missing so much. My notes just say hashtag what about Sophia? Oh yeah.

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of that in the episode. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of that in the episode. Donaldson's still around. Chance you can't just ask people why they're blue.

Right. Chance takes care. So we go out to dinner. We have a little family dinner thing.

And then let's see. Chance has some business with Mr. Clover. Yeah, he took Donaldson to work because he has like two glasses.

He has like two glasses. He had some cute glasses. He had some cute glasses. He delivers papers in the morning.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

And Fiona gave Sophia motorcycle ride home. But then she heard something over the microphone. I was like, why would I say it broke down? Let me go get gas.

I'm not really able to do this happening. Little DB found some Orionites. There's a red-wing Douglas J. Quiz.

Carrie refuses to let Chance know what's going on with her. Like, she's gone down and she won't talk about it. Chance really just wants to like reconnect with this ransant. Nobody wants to talk to him about it.

He doesn't talk to him all the time. Right, right. But we've been hanging out. I have also on here.

Orion's soul is missing. Oils are like, are you going to just balls dropped? Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance, his voice is still kind of high, but it doesn't crack anymore. But yeah, it was a really good scene-setter episode, but we didn't really do a whole ton.

I went to a crossroad. Oh, yeah. Carrie went to a crossroad. Do you remember what happened at the end of when you went to the crossroad?

Dude showed up, but then you pulled a tank man I didn't get to talk about. No, you didn't. That's not so good. I got cliffhanger, really?

It's okay. Does anybody remember all the cliffhangers? I'm fighting, I think, people with kabuki masks. Or kabuki mask people and bizari guns and tech.

Can I just talk about the next thing again? Yeah. Is that really a drunkenly played? Is that my nuts for really sparse?

My nuts are a little too early. No, you're notes seem pretty much straight on. I think that episode was pretty sparse. You just do the job, Matthew.

It was a setting episode. It was very just character-driven. Alright, so we're going to come back to Sofia. Sofia, you were by the quote unquote broken down motorcycle or gasless motorcycle so it was great.

Yup, yeah. On the road, empty road, nothing around you. What are you doing? Probably just texting people and depending on how long it's been, well, I'm assuming it's been long enough that she's going to find it weird, right?

Not quite yet. It's been a little while but it's not super weird yet. You're just going to keep texting everybody and just like, probably taking selfies at this point. But probably texting Sofia, got him.

And be like, everything's... I would like, during this intense saranound to put up my finger and be like, cool, okay cool, here we have the gas station. Should use the talk to text function. Alright, so you're saying they're by the motorcycle, texting people, and it's a little bit boring.

It's pretty nice, it's like a nice clear night, the weather's really good. Make a roll of your perception. Or what is the perception? You see...

Notice. Oh cool, five. So you notice from far down the road, you hear someone coming. Sounds like someone is running at a moderate pace down the road into your direction.

Is it like a nighttime jugger or something she should worry about? It doesn't sound like a frantic run, it sounds like more like a nighttime jugger than yes. Wait, and even I... After a moment, you see, because they're coming closer, they come into the light and you notice that it is a kid you recognize from school, but you haven't talked to him, but you recognize him.

Hi, hi! The young man, he gets closer and as he approaches you, he like stops, but he's still kind of like jogging in place and he pulls his headphones out and he's like, you're uh, you're so fit, right? Yeah, hi, I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Oh, Luke, what's the thing about the shaking hand?

Okay, she's shaking hand. Hi, look, how are you doing? What you doing else, Oli? Oh, it's like, coach, uh, coach as I have to do, you know, so much running a day and I like to go running a night helps me think.

What are you doing out here? Obviously, I'm from my friend, who are motorcycle, I'm running out of gas, so should I get the guitar? Oh, okay, do you need help? It's not my motorcycle, but you wanna look at it, go for it.

No, don't break anything. Well, no, I don't mean the motorcycle, if it's not a gas, I really can't do much. I mean, like, do you need a ride somewhere? I can go get my car, do you need to wait here with you?

Because you're in the middle of a street. Oh, that's really sweet! But I'm not okay, I mean, if you wanna stay for all this cool, but you have like a quarter, right? I don't know how to do it.

Uh, well, I'm just supposed to, you know, just training. I'm always trying to make new friends, like if you wanna stay there, cool, like, are you in track and feel it? What sports do you take? What you do it?

Yeah, I'm in track. Yeah. Oh, that's really cool. I'm not sure if I'm in track.

I'm in track of the non-power track team, because I don't have any abilities, but like I still go to the school because my parents live here and, you know. Yo, if you train real hard, that's still an ability. Oh, yeah, I know, it's just, I'm part of like the non-power division. Uh, it's super cool.

Have you been in any, like, tournaments and stuff? Yeah, like, I've won the school a couple of meets, I have a couple trophies under my belt. I must've missed those, I was out of school for a house day. You're, um, your friends with that, Carrie girl, right?

Yeah, she's cool. A little scary sometimes though. Yeah, I mean, I've noticed her around, I wanted to talk to her, I just haven't had the chance to go. Oh, it's really cool.

If you want to get still asked with lunch tomorrow? Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, like, Guobo looks a little weird if you're okay with that, but you just gotta promise his brother.

Who's Guobo? What was a really weird phase and like a giant robot and like his weird dad kid hangs around? Well, we'll do these out weird, but people say he's weird, but he's really nice, I promise. He's big and blue now.

Okay, I think I've seen him around. I think I've seen him around. Yeah, no. Yeah, maybe depending on like what coach says, maybe I'll be able to be there at lunch.

If not, at least tell Carrie I said, hey. Oh, cool, she's really nice, I promise. Yeah, she seems nice. Yeah, just tell her I said, hey, I guess I'm going to mosey on if you're okay here.

I don't want to leave you here if it's dangerous. No, if it makes you better, you can tell my number and I can catch you when I get home safe. Oh, okay, cool. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and he's like, he exchanged numbers with you.

Friends. Yeah, feel free to give Carrie my number. Okay, cool. I will.

She just like snaps her fingers and figure guns out. And then he like, he starts like in place, jogging up until he gets his brother back up and he starts running back on the street. Yeah, it's right in the love. And then you're alone on the street again.

She has the cancels with her. Okay. Alex, is it really fucked up that my first thought was who the fuck is this dude and why is he interested in care? My brain went straight.

Which try to is this dude trying to kill me? We're going to jump over to Lillaby. Where were you, Lillaby? I just got done shedding a tear for all of the misguided Ryanites and I was just walking around.

Okay, where are you walking to? I'm actually going to stick around, but I want to kind of I'm trying to wait out the meeting until just like the reverend is there by himself. The meeting goes for a while. It's like a potluck thing.

So it lasts a bit. We're just going to watch until people start filtering out. It goes pretty late. So you're there for a while over to a chance.

What is chance doing? So chance got the all the stuff from Mr. Colobra about making a drop for the dude whose name I'm forgetting. But was that supposed to be tonight or was that at this week by the end of the week?

What's happening? It's getting pretty late. It's already dark. So it's after sundown.

It's probably 10, 10, 30. Oh, it's like that. Yeah, being the super interesting person that he is he would go back home. He would check the market.

He would he would check on the see his local managers of his businesses to see how they're doing. You know, very very business stuff. You get word from one of your businesses that there are new products ready for testing. Outstanding.

He would it was come through like an email. He'd respond to let him know he'd be down like that weekend. So you're just going to go home and answer some emails then go to bed. That's your.

Let me let me think about this. So I got to remember how I changed my aspects here. I guess I guess he he probably he's you know, he's he's a he's a got a little bit more money. Now he's he's probably moved out of his like parents house.

You know, he's got that he's got that in his own like condo now. Actually, it's 17 you can. So he probably he's probably a nice little home gym. So he probably, you know, get his get a swell on for a little bit in a tanning bed.

You know, he's got some all firing range in there. So we practice his his gun. Yeah. And then he would get himself all tuckered out and he, you know, get his feet.

He put John is a good guy. All right. Cool. Sounds like a night.

What's on his feet? He's got he's got some purple horseshoes, red balloons, got pots of gold, rainbows, shooting stars, you know, all of those things. I will have this picture for you Matthew by the end of next week. He's got he's got lucky charms on his on his feet.

Okay. Gotcha. All right. You get your footy ponchamas and head to bed.

Carrie, where were you? I was at a crossroads and I had just summoned. What's his nuts? Mr Johnson.

Yeah. He steps out of the woods and he's like, hello. Hello. Very sorry to have to call on you with such a late hour.

I clap her one hand like this, but you and I need to talk about our deal. The deal has been made. It has been struck. Yeah.

I need to edit it slightly. You're more than welcome to continue taking what you want from me. However, you want to take it. I won't try to take that part out, but I no longer require my half of the deal.

I don't know what you think this is, dear, but it's not a venue, Hannah, where you can send your food back if there's a hair in it. We've made a deal. The conditions will be met. Whether you participate in it or not, it will happen.

I'm not trying to cheat you. I just don't want to kill you. I don't want to kill you. Okay.

Well, then you don't have to do it, but it will be done. I can't let it get out there that people can back out and squelch on deals. I hold up my end whether you want me to or not. I'm not saying you are.

I'm saying they're ironclad, whether you do it or not. The universe has been placed in a way that it will happen. There will be blood whether you want it or not. And if you're letting me know it's not going to be by your hands, then other things need to be put in place.

I would prefer it not happen at all. I figured it was not where it was worth a shot to ask. Like I said, I wasn't going to try to cheat you out of your end. I just did a lot of thinking over the last year.

And in a way, I came to a realization and I didn't think that pursuing this path would be good for me, now that I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. On my current path, what you and I have arranged would not be a good thing. So I thought it would be beneficial to try and rework it. Obviously, that's not the case.

It was worth a shot. And I thank you for your time. Listen, child, I haven't gotten where I am catering to the regrets of children. You sign on the paper.

It's happened. Now live with the consequences. And then he kind of vanishes and smoke. Yeah, good.

Great. She's going to kind of shuffle in the dirt for a minute and then she's going to go, fuck. And turn around and start walking back towards the tree house. Fiona, the girl is standing in front of you.

You have your sword out. What do you do? I said an awesome line last episode before we clifting. I think I said business hours are over.

And then I guess I'm going to wait for her to meet the first. Well, I'm going to spend a fate point and activate one of my new stunts because I lost one of my items from a few weeks. And I'm going to activate my stunt. You'll have to stop me first, which is they get a minus to hit others and I get a plus to defend against them.

So I'm doing that. And then I'm going to keep her like the motion like, come at me. She sees you do that. She punches open a jewelry case.

It grabs an necklace and puts it in her pocket and starts to walk towards the door. What? I'm going to sponge her in the face. It's a mess.

Plus six. You punch her in the face. She turns and looks at you and she's like, that it? Are you done now?

Not quite. I'm going to stop you and turn you over to the cops that are coming now because since you broke that case, I activate the silent alarm and I'm going to try to put her in a hold. Plus four. Okay.

You're holding her with one of her arms. She reaches into like her pouch as she has on her side and she pulls out her grenade and pulls the pin and holds it in her hand and puts it right between your two faces. You pulled me. You want to know something?

You really should try that. You don't want me. What I'm angry. She just keeps holding.

She's like, just holding it. I'm going to leave it close. It's a great way for it to get in this situation because I want to do something funny. It's like right between your forehead.

She's like holding it to your forehead with her hand. Can I just get a picker like a picker like a pinky lip mask lips? Yeah, you want to go for it. All right.

Are you just going to keep holding her? I mean, yeah. I'll die. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I kissed her lips. Well, the mask. I assume. What I would do now is I guess I tried him in a new very in a way where I still defend her.

I somehow lean my head back, swing her around, and then try to like flick my sword so the grenade flies away. So you're going to try to hit the grenade with your sword? Yeah. But it's going to be like not slice it like just like a baseball to a bat.

Like it's up there. Yeah, you're trying to knock it away. Yeah. Yeah, roll your attack.

Or you knock it out of her hand. It goes flying behind a cabinet explodes. Flash arts go flying everywhere. Part of the building is now on fire.

Fights. She doesn't seem to flinch or move. She reaches into her bag and pulls out another one and drops to the floor and then pulls out another one and drops to the floor. I'm going to run out with her and I'm going to be like, what is your problem?

Who are you? What do you mean, what do you mean, run out with her? I'm still holding her. You're going to try to kind of strengthen her out of the building.

Yeah. Roll. Got to strike. She got a five.

Four. You're trying to pull her out of the building, but she's able to resist. You asked her what's wrong with her? Yeah.

Nothing. I'm fine. What's wrong with you? Nothing.

I'm just trying to defend the city against people like you. She pulls out a Molotov cocktail from her satchel and she likes it and she smashes against her own chest, letting herself on fire. All right. I'm going to now push her away and be like, hmm, ask her what her name is because I need to know what this wonderful pun is.

It's invisible. It's invincible. I'm calling her an invensity. She's like, oh, you don't want to hug anymore?

As much as I love hugging a hot body like yours, I'm kind of not in the mood at the moment. So I'm basically like charging out her with my children in front of me. Either to put her out or I don't know to try to at least knock some sense into her. That is a plus seven.

She takes all seven. She tumbles back out of one of the large bay windows of the store and then actually tumbles out. She kind of rolls her feet. She's like, thanks.

And then she starts running down the street. She's like, bye. Thanks for the head start. Okay.

Fiona is now very pissed. She punches the concrete wall and leaves a huge dent in it. And she's like, as you punch the concrete wall, the police come pulling up to the front and hop out of their cars and point their guns towards the building. They're like, stop on with your hands up.

I ran out the window right away. Back to the motorcycle. And he's got Fiona's bare body. Self.

You are currently being chased by the police. Roll athletics. What's six? All right.

They rolled a four. They're chasing you and like you hear one of the policemen give a description of you over the radio. So high wearing this and that. They're like, back up on the way.

You do get away because you rolled the six and they rolled the four and you're running toward the motorcycle. Yeah. But I'll cut down an alleyway and change out of my costume. My men and throw it into the trash because that cost me that to be costume change.

And she'll get to the motorcycle. And she'll be like, I forgot my motorcycle's electric. Just I got in. I got my back.

Okay. Okay. You can't really swim. You're going to pull it.

I'm okay. Yeah. I'm swil. Oh well.

She'll pretend to put a new battery in the motorcycle, and she'll be like, what? So do I have to roll some big suspicious of this shit? You're just suspicious, you're suspicious. Do I have to roll this thing?

She's suspicious, but she's just gonna roll, like raise an eyebrow, I'll be like, okay. I'll roll this to you. Okay then. What would you roll for deceive?

Zero. Zero. What did you get for notice? I have one for her.

All right, yeah, she's bullshitting. Heavy and hard. Okay, so if you guys keep that in mind, you'll also get telephoto game work, so if you will remember this. Oh god, I think I don't even know if that affects whatsoever.

They all gave the little icon up here. You're doing good. You're just like your members. Oh, you guys just heading home after that?

I mean, yeah. Cool, you guys head home. I'm gonna make cookies. All right, make cookies.

Fiona. Yeah. What do you do at home? She'll make note of the weapons she saw, because they were weird, and she's gonna add some big kid about them tomorrow.

And also she's starting her new costume. All right. Cool. Little DB.

Well, until the party starts to disperse, and the Deacon is one of the last few people there. Okay, so you're Deacon? Is that what it is? Well, I'm going to walk up to him, and I'm incomplete, a normal look for myself with six arms and blue and all that.

Right, right. And I'm going to be like, hello, Deacon Douglas. He's like, oh, hello, how are you? Good, my name is DB.

And I would like to talk with you, because I fear that not me, but you may sin. What do you mean? Well, I heard some of the stuff you were saying, and going after the meta-children does not seem like a nice thing to do. What do you mean by going after?

I think you might misunderstand my message. Let me hear your message more clearly. Well, because I have great respect for the gods. I mean, we worship one.

And I know a bit about the children of the school, and I, as well as some of the parents. So I know of you, sir. And I'm not going after. I don't wish to harm any of them.

I just, I think that their abilities are dangerous, and that if we can find a cure, we should be able to find a cure. What kind of life is it where you go around spewing peanut butter from your hand every day, where you might kill your parents if you sleep wrong, because electric charge might go off? I want to help these children leave normal, productive lives to be part of a normal human society. I don't want to hurt them.

I want to help them. Okay. So my question is then also, why are you doing it under the guise of Orion, who wants to murder them all? And that was her stated message to me at everyone at Opal Point.

That, look, I wasn't at Opal Point, and there are conflicting messages. There's an entire movement in Lapis Harbor that claims that the Amberville heroes were the true cause of the issue, and they stopped a god that was trying to protect us all. So there's conflicting stories, and I don't know what to believe. I adhere to the scripture.

Even if, even if Orion itself said to you something that goes against what my message is, I worship it the way that I want to, and my goal is to cure the children. All right. But is it a forcible cure, or are you fine with children wanting to be themselves? Well, I mean, well, we need to find a cure first, and then we'll come to that bridge when we come to it.

I'm trying to protect as many people as possible. Right now, I'm fine. I understand your stance, and I'm glad we had this talk, but know this. I'm not saying you yourself, but there may be extreme mis-in-your-congregation.

If they do do anything against these children, I will be there to stop them. I mean, nothing against you or you're looking for that. Okay. Fair enough.

Thank you, Mr. Diddy. I respect you and the work that you do. Thank you very much.

And then I'll shake his hand and walk away. And you walk away? Does anybody else have anything else to do that night? So many cookies.

Chance sleeps with a stuffed dark blades. Ha ha. Cute. I would have to be homemade also, because my dark blades would be the kind of guy who, uh, works and dices out.

Oh, it's like a kid. We're off at Etsy. Nope, so if you made it, it was worth it. It's an Etsy, but you have to auction the stuff that goes on the website, so it's called Betsy.

Oh, Etsy. That night ends. And then we're going to go to school on the Monday y'all are in class together again. I'm going to say I'm going to tell Kerry that I have something I need to do.

And then I'll talk with her after school. So that way she knows that I'm in class. If there's something that's needed, I'll be in the tree house. Kerry looks like that dejected kid who's dad just said he wasn't going to her baseball game, but she nods.

Okay. So all of the other kids are in class together. So is he in class? He wasn't.

He is not because you guys went up class and he's in your class. I guess. I'm going to go over and be like, Hey, um, but can I need to ask you some questions? We need to ask about.

So I'm going to leave in close and be like, so last night you lean and kind of close and he kind of leans away from you. He's like, I'm sorry. What are you doing? Last night I ran into a group of people and they had to use and I'll describe like technology.

I saw them. It's nothing I've ever seen before. OK. And I was wondering if you may be heard about it or something like that because you seem to be really good with this tech stuff.

I kind of just make my own stuff. That doesn't sound super familiar. It doesn't. I mean, I was hoping maybe your description.

I mean, I'm so I wish I grabbed a piece split. Oh, OK. Is there anything else? I was warned.

Now, not at the moment. If I can get a piece of that technology, I'll definitely give it to you. OK, thanks, I guess. I don't know what I would do with it.

I would be your cue of this group. Vigid. And then Fiona will look at the scene. Sophia here because you say that.

Yeah. Yeah. Sophia is around. Are you trying to keep it away from Sophia?

Yeah, a bit. OK. She's handing out cookies to everybody right now then. Fiona will go look for someone to like talk to you and try to like lay down some smooth moves on someone.

OK. So Fiona, you walk away from Vidkid. Vidkid immediately goes up to Sophia and says, Fiona keeps asking about these weird guns that she came across as night. Were you hanging out with her last night?

Yeah. Did you get all my texts about the motorcycle? Because you said you like the picture of the one beyond it. Yeah, but she came over to me and she was like, all these guns that came across as night.

And she like, he basically tells you what she told him. I knew she was lying. She was probably like, you want something weird? I'll ask her later.

OK. I'm letting you know because I was sitting there texting with you and like, I don't know, it's weird. No, I appreciate it. Thank you.

You're the best. Yeah, I'm proud. Thanks. You too.

Your cookies are amazing. Yours have hearts all over them and only yours. Thank you. Um, you know, chances still feeling kind of fragile about the whole, you know, his friends are just coming back.

You know, he wants to really connect with them. So he takes, he takes him free time. He does a little research on Lil Dibi's parents. He wants to learn more about, you know, about Lil Dibi, you know, where he comes from.

You know, he talks to Fiona about the whole like, hey, the motorcycle thing's cool. I like your outfits. And, you know, he's going to try and reach out again to Carrie, even though she totally snubbed him earlier. He's just, you know, he wants to try and he wants to team that together.

OK, so you're just like doing research on people and whatnot? Yeah, I mean, he's, well, I mean, he's trying to do, it's not like a secret search. He's doing like an open source search for like, Kali and death. Is it Kali?

Am I saying my bad? Am I bad for it? Yes. Yeah, it's in the sky.

Yeah. OK, good. You could just read the brochure I gave you. I gave you two.

OK. He probably, he probably accidentally left it at home. Because, you know, he's wearing a different suit today. Mm.

One of those left in the car, but it's been cleaned out. There's plenty of information on the internet about Kali. Anything else you're doing chance? No.

Sophia, what are you doing? You pass out cookies? It's for everybody. It gets hard.

OK. She's going to go bug Carrie. Like, oh, my god, Carrie, I came across the sky last night. Uh-huh.

His name is Lippie. Can you imagine you? Carrie is immediately going to look up and go, why? Just totally suspicious.

I don't know, maybe because you're pretty. Geez. There's like this faint little bit of pink under her cheeks. And she's like, you think I'm pretty?

That's your pretty. And then she's going to like pause for a minute and then kind of turn in on herself and put her right arm where her left arm used to be. And go, he probably hasn't seen me lately. But he was just asking about your last night.

So I'm sure he has any of that. He gave me his number. And by the way, she did it to leave Tech's Luke West. I was like, how was it?

You know, he gave me his number. And he wanted me to give it to you. And he wants to do this with lunch. She says, I asked him so well.

I lunch. OK. OK. That's, I mean, he's your friend.

He's really nice. He tries really hard. Sure. And then she's going to lean a little closer.

And she goes, you know that the last guy that had a crush on me killed me, right? No, I didn't. But that was the last guy. She kind of like points us.

This time, she'll be different. Oh, Jesus. She's like, you know how I kept trying to do all that research on that one person? And I made that deal with that guy about that person I wanted to revenge on?

Well, I knew that the deal. But you never told me about research about a person. You usually just kind of disappeared from us. I made a lot of mistakes.

I'm going to try not to do that. I guess I can talk about it at lunch before the Luke guy comes over. But I don't have a great record with track record with crush, as per say. So.

Well, he's in track, so she's fine. I was kind of like tilted and she was like, all right, I set myself up for that one. You trust him. Well, you don't have to.

He just said, well, that's pretty much it. He doesn't mean anything. I'm asking you, do you trust him? I just met on last night.

OK, then. And she just kind of awkwardly curls in a little. Gary, if you don't like him or he bothers you, I will kick him out and don't worry about it. OK, thank you.

And she kind of like picks up the cooking. She goes, these are super cute. And she's like very nervously nibbling up me. You're cooking for cute people.

I think Sophia just prains him early off. You're just going to put her head down on the table. All right, what are you doing during this school day? Randomly throughout the day, I'm going to use the shadow arm to mess with Chance, the way she used to do with Boogie.

As a sign that she's trying to be friendly again. So it's this weird ghost sensation that randomly flips his hair or whatever. She gives you the whole look at her shoulder trying to figure out what's going on. She's making a sincere attempt to try to be friendly again, but has no fucking clue how to do it.

Fiona, what are you doing? I was trying to lay down some smooth lines. On who? I don't know.

Who's in the class? Let me look. I don't know. Jennifer and Jill rejected.

I could. Oh, I tried to bring the power to him. Oh, that's right. That's right.

He is. Well, here's who's in our, you got the Jennifer chill. You got sports kid. You got Bethany.

Who's quiet, but we don't know. We don't know a lot about her. Jeffy, he's in a relationship. We all know that with hive mind or jelly girl.

Incredicid. I don't know about him. Incredicid. The kid is Penelope.

You got Sinato? He is Penelope. You got Kendra. Kendra is a bit of a bad.

Who was a good cousin? There are a few more kids in class if you want to know them. Oh, my gosh. Let me go back to that list.

Tell me all about these kids. There is Gina? Gina Irons? Gina?

Is that Gina with the G? Yeah, G-E-N-N-A Irons. Gina Irons. Oh, snap.

Also, because your class was expanded because of cutbacks and teachers or the Omeonse is in your class. I'm a little Omebré. You also in your class now? Yeah.

I get them on the list already. Luke's got to be in our class. No, this is an Omebré. Luke isn't in your class.

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