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Nov 28, 2017 1 hr 20 min

Generation Justice #12

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It's a rough night in Ruby River This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (Nicole -- @nmheuser), Carrie (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert

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Welcome to another episode of generation and justice. I am happy to and I am the game mustard today I have some sassy teens here ready to get went wild. We have Marcus I I'm the thing that when you wish upon a star you don't want we have a map math is you know if you get wet for too long And too wild you'll still get pretty yeah, we got Bayless I'm the thing that you don't get wet after midnight because griblins Oh my god, we got Nicole's I'm the thing that's on your bed that you're dead wonder about and Mattias I'm the pure innocence from childhood. Yeah, well there we go.

Those are our those are our teens Um, this is a real play face podcast is a patreon game in the SHU universe Everything that happens on this feed is not cool with everything else So I would like one of y'all to give me a rundown of what happened in the last episode of generation justice for those That aren't maybe not caught up or don't remember all right So so if he has chillin with the young's bike motorcycle because you know Fiona just kind of did sure you go fight crime And she meets this boy Luke who offers to help her out looks a student at the school He's part of the non-power vision and he totally told tells Sophia. He's got a crush on Kerry Yep Carrie goes to the crossroads and she's trying to alter the terms for contract But the image he summons is all like yeah, someone's gonna die. Can't change your contract Fiona is she fight she fight against Kabuki lady and Kabuki lady is Robin jewelry store and apparently she don't she don't take her because she exploded she burns herself up and she just keeps fighting and Man just to escape right around the time the cops show up. So if you and then also has to try to escape a Little DB meets with a deacon Douglas Jammer jamir Jeremiah wow that is not how you spell Jeremiah Oh, that's Jimira.

Why is what I wrote down Okay, I call him DDJ minutes. Um, yeah, and essentially little DB is like trying to explain to him that killing kids is sitting in bad and EJ's trying to say that you know kids with powers in her front to God and they're super dangerous, but Little DB's like hey look, you know, you could just you're just no better than Orion if you're like a you're like that You're trying to kill these kids all that and pretty much ends there at school Fiona's talking to Vid kid about Kabuki to try and get some some dirt on them and Let's see Some stuff about the team being all broken up and people not working together and shit Let's see Fiona hits on so I gotta read this part. If you ever tries to hit on someone but lacks quote unquote smooth Carrie uses Fiona as an example of what not to be Yeah, oh Little DB finds himself a pupper and he binds queries sold to it. So query is back.

Baby as pupper. I believe is a puddle Puggle your your puggle query Let's see. Hey our good friend Luke who's got the crush on Kerry we find out his last name is Street So he's Luke Street and he's got a meat because he's on like the sports team up at a onyx rich sport So we have on tier to give him a ride and let's see Gina's building a car and Fiona's got got some some wants. She got some lustin after some some Gina Oh, yeah, it's Carrie is hanging out by the bleachers and like find some shady kids and steal drugs from them and scares them away and And then little DB goes back to the tree house and gooboo is weird because there's a woman in the house And the woman is messed up and tells little DB.

He's the only one who can help her That's the cliff-doubt version Anyway, we will move on in and we will open up with tiny DB miniature DB You are in the tree house and this woman looks real rough How like does she look like basically she is dying or something or what is there something wrong? Yeah, she kind of looks like she's got some sort of condition that's like making her generate fall apart Basically, like how do you mean by generating fall apart? Yeah, kind of like that like her like her skin is all blotchy and starting like cracking peew and her hairs falling out and Her teeth are falling out. She just looks like she's like she's like she's like he's like you can posing in front of me I almost like kind of yeah, like it's like someone that has like severe radiation poisoning kind of well I'm gonna turn over and be like I will help you as best I can first.

I need to know. Do you know what is causing this? I know exactly what's causing this okay So what's what's going on cuz if I know I can probably help you better I'm from an alternate future timeline and things have been so altered that I'm no longer going to exist in the future and the bracelet's losing power and I and the Pass is catching up with me and falling apart. Okay time travel is kind of weird for me I'm not sure about that and but um I can try to keep your body together as best I can and so you have a bracelet that helps you out Yeah, it quantum locks me here The problem is if the bracelet comes off or runs out of power which it is now I fall apart or vanish I need something permanently to bind me here.

I need some sort of deity like you to find a soul that can bind to me And keep me here. I need something to bind me to this timeline Wait, does she need to need the soul she needs a body? I need to have a body I need a soul from this timeline to to bind to me. The problem is is I can't buy I could try to buy a soul But I don't want to do that without somebody's permission.

Okay, I just I know that you're you're the easiest deity to find who cares about life All right, well, okay first Let's try to find a tiny solution until we can find you then someone who help you help you that way I mean I will help you I'm saying a person that will let you buy themselves you Okay, trying to find a tiny solution to keep you along without this. Okay, can't you go to the underworld? Just like pull out a soul that's like not being used or just kind of sitting in a pool I have does it doesn't have to be human I can do one right now, but I can't I can't do that without the permission Anyways, I cannot just make a soul do I can't just grab a soul. I just not my fair fair.

I am asking me for help I just I'm running out of time. I think you're the only one that will help me all right. I'm going can I try to roll a Magical time bubble around her which would kind of cut her off. Yeah, go for it.

You know like it's it's a bubble I want to I'm just want to like it's a bubble that she'll be in it So that way she's gonna be outside of time at the moment. Hopefully it won't affect her. Yep, you can try that go for it I got a plus five on that. All right.

You are able to lock her in like a stasis bubble She's just kind of freezes. She's like locked in locked into the streets of bubble in the tree house Okay, but she doesn't look like anything as bad as happening at the moment, right? No, okay I'm gonna cuz I told Kerry to watch out behind me. I'm gonna call her up.

Hey Kerry What's up, man? We have a problem with this lady the helper live we need to get a soul But I think for now what we need to do is we need to find anyone who knows anything about electronics And maybe try to fix her bracelet for her also and that'll keep you at least a little bit I don't know anything about these dang electronics because Kerry's gonna pause her minute she goes go in the trunk on my side of the of the tree house and pull out the What is it? Italian brothers game cartridge will look like a size of a ham sandwich and toss that down to me, please I will do that So as soon as she has this game cartridge, she's gonna take a picture of it and text it to Vid kid and be like hey Can I bug you for a favor and then like she sends the picture and it goes there's a reward Alright the text is back. What do you need?

A friend of ours is having an issue with some piece of her technology dad knows nothing about Yeah, I can give a shot where you want me to be you know what the tree house is? Yeah Can you meet us at the tree house? You just talk about okay, all right, we're gonna zoom back over to Sophia and big kid you guys are watching gamethrones, correct or contest of chairs and Vid kid gets a couple of messages and he's like it seems like what your friends needs help with us I'm sorry gadget over at the tree house. I don't know where they do.

I help it looks like a dee-sum assistance Okay, that's cool. Do you want to go? I mean if that's okay with you. Yeah, all right.

Do you want to come with? That's all I got a tandem bike Oh All right, so you guys you guys ride the tandem bike You're at the tandem bike to the tree house as you ride the tandem bike to the tree house we will cut to Chance where were you the last thing I have for chances he went on a date with Madre and he made he just made the drop and Now he was doing research on the kabuki crew, but couldn't find anything. So yeah, what are you gonna do after that? Chance is going to go to dad All right, so then we're gonna zoom back over to Fiona stuff.

Yeah, what do you want to do? I feel like you know would be in a room and she's pacing around a bit holding her old sword And then she's going to be like I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it and then she's gonna try to summon her dad All right, what are you doing to do that? Well, I figure I'll like have the sword out like leading gets the wall front of me and I'll just like deal down And I'll be like come on dad.

I'm trying to summon you here. You haven't talked to me since my 13th birthday So please come here make a little roll to cast a spell to summon a guy. I got a lot Nothing seems to happen and you're pretty sure it's because you are not casting the summoning spell correctly I don't do it. I'm gonna be calling DB if I can't get to her.

I bet you if you drew blood you did it That's a very war thing. Yeah, or you got some like extra artifacts that you don't currently have any of that I got to sacrifice someone. Oh, yeah, yeah, like a blood sacrifice always gives a big plus It doesn't have you first and it'd be anything but yeah, blood sacrifice always gives a big plus or like certain Like if there's a temple to him that gives a plus so there's things you can do to get a bonus Right being his daughter does tell if I don't get it after a bit. I'm gonna call DB I'm gonna hop over to a little DB and a tandem bike pulls up to the tree house Come on up the problems up here Hi Hey everybody We're doing the work on I'm going to show him the bracelet on the girl and So this apparently is running out of energy and because of that she is Appearing to be dying because she's not from our time and it was I have no idea about this She's stuck in a stasis bubble at the moment.

She can't mean her talk The kid like it looks at the bracelet I'm getting into the bubble But he's looking very intently close out and he he like readjusts glasses a few times and like blows his nose once twice He goes like a rest erasers and stuff into the bubble They stay It's like if you made a jello mold, but you put the stuff in afterwards Do it do alright, okay, so this is a pretty advanced this you where do you get this bracelet? I'm going to zoom she said she's from an alternate timeline. I'm just in future. So future tech that makes a little bit of sense This is like this is kind of beyond current technology that I know of anyway Like Smasher You're going by the Wesley that we normally use Like I could give it a try if that's keeping her about to the time Like you said I would take it off of her But if you let me study a little bit I could see like figure out Can I roll or deceive that if it can be she can be affected with or if I take this off a little effect or not In timeable sure go for sure I think my magical if I know that or not because I don't know yeah Go home.

I got a plus four for that You think as long as the this the bubble remains should just stay in a stasis But like a minute she gets out of it if the brace is gone It'll it'll then do it okay. Yeah, um and do I have to will the ball say or am I going to freak out at some point? Also, it'll stay for a while like the it'll say for a couple of days Okay, then yeah, I'll don't go ahead and take it off and look at it he Tries to get it, but like you're gonna have to fuck you hold on give me a second I got a plus three to teleport it away if it works Yeah, you're able to get the person ways like yeah I could start studying this and I'm trying to see like figure out as far as the energy source of women and besides that if Any of you kids know if anybody wants to give their soul to this woman or share their soul with her that could also help her Apparently Just take a soul You have to make some money. What should I finish?

I don't really want to give by so I Understand I just thought you know throw it out there. I don't get she still throwing like this a favor Give her a hamster. Oh I already I don't know. I'm just spitballing suggestions goodness.

I will say this I've done soul stuff before just future soul stuff It's kind I don't know I've never done this this kind of before Because I think it's gonna take me a couple days to this day, so okay. Thank you very much, mr. Mr. Kid No Carrie is gonna hand him the video game cartridge and she goes this is an original from the 80s.

It's never been played I found it in my sister's garage. It's for you never been blown in never Yeah Well, that's all you guys need us for I guess we can head out. Oh, yes, and again You know what if I'm either here room for for yeah, or I'm pretty sure Sophia can find me Yeah There's some space at the bottom on the floor from up something down there Hit the sign to go ahead. I have no problem with you as long as you're not hurting the girl.

I have no problem with you playing with the bubble So who are you calling it then I'm calling goobo all right goobo answer the phone hello Deeb on Yes Deebi goobo goo brings you a phone someone's calling you Hello hey Deebi I need to some help. How do I make a summoning ritual stronger? Depends on who you're trying to sum it or what I'm trying to summon aries I got a plus five in my lower Do I know how to summon aries well academically you do you can give her you can give her a plus for her next role back So yeah, all right then mark doesn't know so but I'm going to explain to her like hey Besides that we talked about sacrifice. Maybe something that he's connected to going to one of his temples and things like that Yeah, so he unloads more on you.

You'll have a plus two next time you attempt to some areas You go to the trapezoid in the capital of this world then or this country then I'll get in I won't get arrested before I hang up though or she ends up on me I'm also gonna ask her I'm like so why are you something your dad? I thought you didn't like him. I look I It's complicated. I just I need a confidence boost and I feel like it's weird.

It's a weird thing It's weird. I can't swing it well. Okay. Again if this is about that girl we were with earlier today I told you just be yourself.

Mm-hmm. Just try to talk to her. Thanks. I have to go try other stuff You know thinking reconnected and everything like that would work.

Okay, okay Okay Sophia and the kid we're he's like I need to get out here to work on this and you like I'm gonna get go Do I come with you or well? I'll leave it nice it. That's good pretty late. I can drop you off all by the by way Sweet so they can like wake up Carry and DB what are you guys doing after Sophia leaves?

Well, it was the it was like nice I think I'm gonna probably go to bed. Yeah I think I talked to a DB about the drugs and he mentioned taking them to the cops I'll probably do that in the morning. I just yeah, try to see if the cops and we think about it So you guys are going to be it chances already in bed You know, what are you doing? I'm trying my role one more time.

All right. Give me a little roll You get a plus two from what DB explained or helped with plus five You're casting the summoning spell you feel the room kind of shaking your closet door kind of swings open and like a Miss kind of rolls out and you see kind of a Kind of a bright light shining out of the closet nobody comes out that you hear a voice that says what do you child? I want to fight you as a foolish endeavor. Well, I am your child after all well Shoot if you wish to come to my realm into the doorway with pleasure Fiona will grab her like armor and self and grab her the god killing sword and she'll hit through You walk through the doorway in your transported away you enter area It's just like littered with bones and on a throne kind of made of like skulls and bones is areas He's completely negative except for a helmet Rose my head Dad of the year right here everyone well, he doesn't care on the right side of his throne There's a there's a woman in like all black dress and in front of him There are two fully armored men standing in front of his throne.

Wow dad. He really went all out when seeing me But I know them yes you do Heres is the one behind him and the two men in front of him are his sons Phobias and then yes, what is it? Is it Phobias and Divas? Yeah, yeah Phobias and then you know Everyone some legends say the heres's his child as well by the way.

Yeah, a child child wife mother sister Depending on if you compare heres with heres with strife or any other than it's all Greek I'm going with heres being his wife sister and his two sons Phobias and Demius are there in front of him I just want to fight you not my weird mother sister and my two half brothers. I Grow very weary of her instance child. Huh, honey. How can you call me your child when you're never around?

I'm not calling you my child and calling you a child. Oh, even better Look, I just want to fight you. I need to feel like I need to prove something. I mean slaying you that'd be perfectly fine He stands up and he kind of pat pattyly grabs the sword and starts walking towards you look you are sitting on very thin I see her I recommend you flee back through your poor when lived or minuscule when meaning was life Keep saying that while your life is all but rage anger and everything like that now I have a live with that curse You think you're so high mighty but I and your daughter and I'm going to rise above you even if it means I have to kill everyone Everything that you like to do so You just say anything there and then she's gonna take a fight except be like I will keep annoying you until I either slay you or Until you see me as an equal as a daughter.

You will never be my equal. I'm even equal to your cousins. You are a pathetic well Takes one to know one She'll run at him. All right.

He's just he's just standing there. I tried to swing my sword is that or dick when are the other Or dick your pick your pick your big Alex which will be I feel like the dick is more insulting. Oh, I swing at his dick Right roll for swing plus six all right You hit him you hit him once in the grinder He doesn't really block or defend against it, but you hit him once and cut him for his first attack He grabs your sword hands and he got a nine What do I roll play at my next fight right? Plus five thank you for whispering about it secret.

All right, so you didn't defend his first heck He grabbed with his right hand He grabs your sword hands and he lifts you up by it So he's like has your hand around the hilt of your sword and he's lift he lifts you up He drops his own sword and grabs your wrist with his other hands and he's gonna make another attack defend against the 12 No, that's our like less than you had a problem with the gay that one gang person and then you're going up against God Oh, yeah, yeah plus six um he so he has your horse or hand in one hand and he grabs your wrist with the other He pulls your hand from your wrist pulling your hand and the sword off and he tosses it behind him He's like a child with a bazooka just because you can murder an infant God doesn't mean you can challenge me and then he drops you Before I'll go there at him and I wake up in this nightmare No, I'll glare at him and then I'll be like she's trying to contain herself And then she's like hi Whatever, and she'll try to get the sword back and we put her hand Okay, as you're walking towards the sword he kicks you to the ground And puts his foot on top of your head and he's like putting a lot of pressure on your head and he kneels down gets right into your face and says Your influence is inexcusable. This is the last kindness you will receive for being my kin if I ever see your face again Your life is forfeit Don't call yourself a child of mine weekly and well and then he grabs you by the face and like you feel this huge Wait on you and you fall back in your room with my hand and sword. No, you are handless bleeding all over the bed No Thanks man, I lost our plot device Little DV still has enough to go around though Okay, you call 911 in our rush to the hospital for missing hands So who like who will your parents contact in an emergency situation? Contact your friends.

I feel like I feel like they would contact me Yeah, and plus also he's technically the oldest and well I think they think that you're going to die and they think that that's what they're supposed to do is call the death God and also They seem as like a father figure I don't think you've ever met your mom's I mean it up that they travel a lot so I'm usually alone. Oh good So she has so many apps that you have three S&D parents The question is though then is her parents there or is it the house will need a contact or a next emergency contact? My next or does he contact was there? Oh, yeah, so if your parents are traveling a lot, who's your next emergency contacts?

Cut to the tree house. It's a pretty quiet night. Everybody's sleeping and goobos phone goes off Do do do do do do do do do do do do Carry you wake up goobos a really deep sleeper. So carry you go to DB phone going off or sorry not I go always my phone.

So yeah, sure. She's just gonna like rub her her eyes with her one good hand and then like absolutely slap at his chest Fuck you. I was doing the one-handed thing first Do you guys lose the same hand or are they like opposite hands? I lost my left You guys can see my left.

I just see where your cell phone. Wait. No, no We know what hey, you know technically because whatever hand was holding this or great. This is asking you to sell phone Okay, fair enough.

You're right. So right so she's gonna kind of like absolutely slap at do vote and try to turn the phone on hello Hello, is this a mr. DBE? No, this is a secretary.

How am I help you? We have a Fiona here. What's your last name? Okay, we have a few on a sprocket here in the emergency room and this was the number on her emergency contact And she is in the ER and we are wanting some sort of a parent or guardian to come down here.

All right, which hospital are you guys at? All right, we'll be down there in just a few minutes is she okay is she stable? It seems so she's bleeding quite a lot and it seems like she's really angry so So we had a sedator quite a bit so We recommend that you get down here. It's really plausible I'm going to like shuffle over to DB and just kind of like tap and be like dad dad Fiona's in the hospital She's angry and really we need to go get her.

You're apparently her emergency contact. Okay. How far away is the hospital? A couple miles away, right?

Can you call Donaldson? Can you call Chance to see if you'll give us a ride because I like you about to get his rest for school? I don't like everything but she's like yep, I got this So she just immediately starts calling Chance and text and then on do both phones. She's texting Sophie and I'll let her know what's going on.

Is Gubo's phone like built into him? Yes, yeah, are you like playing with his nipples or something? I like to imagine it's just like it's either like a part of his hand or something So like they can't just extending and like falling over out like an extendable ear like Twirling around You get you get a call Hello, what's happening? Chance it's Carrie.

I'm sorry to call you the owners in the hospital then he'd be because apparently that's her contact I don't know. Can you pick us up at the Treehouse and take us to Red River Hospital Yeah, I can I can I got I got some clothes on to think Hey, it's your boy. Hey, it's your boy. It's all good.

It's not a matter of a rumor. Yeah, it did Okay, I'll be there a little bit. Thanks And so she's kind of awesome. I'm gonna say that you go and you pick them up from the treehouse and go to the hospital I love the fact that because the nurse or whatever call didn't tell us anything about what happened We just like it's so nonchalant us going there We just find out she was like running off buddy crying so you guys rather just as soon as she's got beat up It's all right.

It's all right. It's all we know Anybody contact Sophia, I said that's why I was using Oh, no She's a good boy to text while she was calling to answer Sophia. Do you have your phone on silent or vibrate during the night or What a text a weekend you can set your phone. It's on silent, but you have certain people will Okay, okay, so you get those texts we just phone tree Well, if you texted us enough time, I probably would have told you once to come and get you do Do you do you want to do I mean anybody ask Okay, okay Family wait wait did you answer the phone?

Well she got texts. Yeah, did you answer the text? Yes, so you want to get picked up Everyone's at the hospital Get your a hand-con office Everyone's here everyone's All right, so everyone there is a point yeah, she's in the ER getting her hand patched up What okay, I'm gonna ask can I go to her or do I have to talk to a doctor first? I'm gonna I'm just gonna say that it's to a point where she's bandaged up and not that you talk to her right then I'm going What happened?

I'm not like usual. I thought okay, but what happened? How do you mess up does she sell does she have her hand or is it like completely gone? It's good.

Okay, where's your hand? With my dad along with the sword I thought you were contacting to get confidence How does confidence lead to you losing your hand? I tried to fight him. Okay, how does come?

You know with warriors confidence comes from victories. I had victories Okay, first of all if you were going if you had told me you were going to try to fight your dad I would have told you right forward. That's a bad idea. I've known him for many many more years than you have You're a babe.

You're nowhere near his power You are his kid you just need you're 17 you're 17 you need to understand this you're 17 I I just I thought I could Fiona I'm going to tell you this right now I mean nothing against this to you you have the power within you to become a great warrior the problem now is you don't have it right now Yes, you help take down Orion, but that was a thing where you were helped out by multiple people you buy yourself You need training if you want to be a warrior if you want to be a Greek warrior I can train you a little bit in that but you need to listen Uncle Slam you need to help out if you want to take on Ares you you could at least call the team we would have tried to help you if you needed something You just not used to this It's always been just me so having other I Understand and it's it's hard. I I can't tell you things from it being hard. It is hard And I also apologize because unless I have your hand there's no way I can fix this for you with magic either So it's gone for good I Just Neither do I I'm going to go and deal with whatever paperwork or anything I have to do with the people and I'll tell the other people I'm gonna talk to her so DB you are off doing the paperwork everyone else is still in the hospital room unless you are not I know I walked I walked in and immediately as soon as I don't see that she's got a hand I'm just gonna go hey twins and like waggle my non-existent arm Trying not to see her that I just are I just like curled up on the bed with it. It's not your fault Cady she's trying to Say carry his down the way to open the pudding cup with just her one hand and like hands it to her and she's like At least you got you know like pop I can't spin it She's gonna squeeze it pop off so she's just like handing her pudding at this point She goes don't worry.

It's a lot easier than you think you get used to I think I might have If I can get on their both side and they might be interested have a way to get a hand back, but it's I just I'm Gonna say this I lost the sword and it was a dumb movie It's not a size to be straight says Not used to relying on a team and everything like that I know and I'm not used. I always think of myself as a warrior first So even why are you're dead team? Yeah, it's called a fight like I might be out of school for the next couple of days I Tense what are you doing doing all this? He's kind of fresh from you know, he's got some bed head going on wearing some flip flops Yeah, actually wearing a sleep mask right now And he just kind of walks up to Fiona puts a hand on her shoulder or like it really hits her in the face and he's like From now on we'll do everything as it's a good idea not everything, but I'll call you guys, okay?

Yeah You know, you can you know, we just you don't have to go I don't have to watch you go to the bathroom or anything I don't need to get calls for that, but you know like that going to fight a god thing I'd like to know about that before you guys can stay the night if you want I mean, or you guys are keeping me here overnight I don't think that you get to decide if we say here I think there's rules about the hospital I can make look they can try My house is pretty close by if you guys want to go stay there my parents at home You sure you don't need to like be at the hospital or anything. I said you guys can I'm supposed to stay here. Oh It's gonna turn to Sophia. Come on.

You want to come help me play make her house Accessible it'll be it'll make life a lot easier on when she gets out. Come on. It'll make you feel good I'm not gonna take you I'm asking you to come with me nicely and we can go and we'll be a bigger help to Fiona If we go and we get her house ready for her all she's gonna do She's here is sleep and that's not helping anyone. Yeah, and don't you want to be Gonna try to take her other hand.

It's okay. Nobody. Why don't you leave a hamster here with her a hamster? We'll guard the answer Make life a lot easier.

I promise you're not doing any good. You're just sitting here you won't get any rice We'll be cranky in the morning So you guys going to Jenna's house to stay there then All right, so um here. You and Sophia are going there is chance going home then. Yeah, you go.

Oh, TV. Where are you doing? I'm gonna stay I'll stay at the hospital. You know, okay Anything else going on that night or can you move on to next day?

Yes, I was in there Can I ask I want to ask the whole team before they leave if they would each find me something of theirs that they like they cherish I would like to just see it for a second sometime tomorrow Handy The stick that I poked this up with I'm gonna collect the DNA from it All right All right, um anybody else doing anything that night I'm gonna say I've drug Sophia and she's asleep now That we did with those pills you got no, it must put people to sleep right? I don't know what these drugs do. Yeah, this is just a country right now She's just babysitting her to make sure she doesn't like go off the deep end and is actually trying to make like help her get To sleep is everything go quietly that night or not? Yes, no isn't that up to the GM?

Well, I'm asking you guys do anything different. I know where we are in the world things will be quiet elsewhere things will not be so quiet Yeah, we're gonna zoom over to Baghdad Okay, so next day at school who goes to school everyone except Fiona I would they're gonna keep you there the next day. They want to make sure they I go to work first and your mom has really good insurance So yeah, okay, awesome. They're gonna keep you there as long as possible.

So all right, so you are still in the hospital Everybody else goes to school. So so cool school goes by pretty normally does anybody do anything first half a school? I feel like that news of Hospitalized teenager missing hand would have made it out. No Yeah, I mean No, no, I mean like the news might have like put something out no cuz the posy festival this weekend It was just like a it's considered like domestic instance Where's the news story about that her parents are gone and she randomly just has no hand and it can't be found and there's blood everywhere in Her room please have an released information because the investigation is not complete.

How about that? Journalists for the like no we have it's international topical is this machine I understand that I'm saying though there would be like I could see a new start going like Where are these parents right now when their kids are cutting off their own hands in their bedrooms? I'm sick covering the destruction of that place from last year I'm a little ages they used leeches in modern days kids are cutting off their hands to get the rush of losing all that blood exactly Eventually, Gina comes up to this. Oh, yeah, and she's like hey Oh, well what happened here, right?

She'll be okay. I think she got her hand for now Oh I'm fine. I'm just that's just a lot of process. Um, no, it's okay.

No worries you You go about doing you I'm sorry to start interrupt Yeah, sure that'd be great. All right, so Carrie yes during lunch You know his Luke Street is looking pretty down a miserable him himself Well, she hid it actually she was I was gonna left him in a cage. I left him energy bars So since I'm assuming chancin so if you are not at lunch yet or are off talking to other people I'm gonna kind of like walk over there very nervously be like hey, what's up? Oh?

Hey, here. Uh not much. How you doing? I've been better.

You want to come sit at the lunch table with us? I am you to look like you could use a smile. I guess so I'm just I'm just kind of I'm kind of out of it Yeah, I feel and that what happened just I've been I've been Practice I've been like almost a whole half a second behind our team lead and I just feel like we're gonna drag down it at regionals And it's all gonna be because it means I'm just not fast. Well, that's not really a fair assessment I mean, it's the team thing isn't it?

Well, I mean if my speed was better I could I could lift the team I could I could be there because it's like I'm falling behind I'm not doing my duty I'm not fast enough I mean I were a little bit faster. I mean I don't even the team lead anymore I got captain last year because I was the fastest on the track and now a full half a second behind like It's just it's sorry. I don't It's just really just gonna reach over and like touches and be like it's okay dude. You're only human Run faster than I do and I'm kind of wiggles or ghosts and she goes I mean, that's pretty dang impressive Yeah, just just a stupid human now.

That's not what I said nobody is just a human That's fine. No, I get underseem and I get it. That's like there's only so much I can do and it's only so fast I can get it's I'm just really bummed out by everybody has limitations trust me on this I guess so let's let's been bugging you Jeez, I'm sorry. I'm just talking about you also tracking your friends in the house I did not know that I know the limitations of her or did not our limitations and Yeah, so I'm sorry to hear that.

I didn't mean to keep going on about I mean my stupid track thing if your friends actually injured That that's really stuck on them. I'm sorry about that. I ain't everybody needs to fan. It's cool So you're still kind of stressed about this tracking why don't you take some time off?

I mean, yeah, I mean I gotta keep training me like I keep getting faster if I don't Know this is my life, you know, this is my future I want to go I want to do the Olympics eventually and if I can't I can't fucking compete at a high school level Or am I gonna go, you know after this? I'm not gonna get a college college. That's all I have my grades aren't super great I'm saying you have to stop your friend your friend. No, listen your friends is in the hospital And like I can't I don't want to sit here and bitch about my personal problems like let's just eat lunch together and try to Just try to forget okay.

Just so, you know with what I am and who I hang out with there's probably always gonna be a friend in the hospital She's got a shreds. That's really real bummer. It is but it's a fact of life that I've come to terms with So I don't ever want you to think that you can't talk to people and I'm not saying take the entire season off I'm just why don't you come out and hang with you know somebody who's not in track for a little bit take just the day play Looky you never know. I guess I could take the day.

I guess I could take the day. Yeah, come on There's a new Odin movie out. It'll be fun. We'll see it Okay, let's go punch that alright, so lunch goes by about like that anybody else doing anything at lunch I Chance will go to little DB and he will give him his favorite curacun glasses All right, if you come to me that I'm going to roll magic Lord I'm gonna try to put on that Chance can now if he has those on him if you allow it I got a plus seven he can sense when Anyone of our group is in danger or he himself is in danger at least I can sense them right now because I've done it to myself Just trying to like geotag people's items exactly yes, okay, so like a magic version of a communicator.

Yeah, exactly You will allow that Alex what's that yeah, I mean it's just you're basically just doing what all the other people do They just say we bought communicators. Yeah, but yeah, I use magic. We could buy communicators But I'm doing it magically yeah, and you wouldn't wear it. Yeah, you guys can do magic It's pretty much what I'm doing is I'm connecting our life forces magically so we know each other when we're in danger and things like that Right now chances have glasses I guess I would have explained it before and it does not have a cryptic but I like being cryptic so All right, so every everyone is a magically geo-tag.

Yeah, it's pick one on the other. Yeah, she has with a pair of glasses Jelly bands yeah Oh, it's it's gonna be Fiona's other hand Sophia what did you bring to get geotag with? Yeah, I got you if you want also say just because you say they have communicators maybe we can communicate through it too if we want to like Find if you guys just link each other with magic Yeah, yeah, that's fine the only the only I would say those if I am knocked out it probably will go away because I'm the kind of the battery for it But would feel it go away. Yeah, well then we'd know you're not feeling of everyone else Yeah, but now we have something it's not technology, but we have something yeah Anything else people doing during the school a day so we probably have her cuz her mom works at floor sometimes I see her heavy her mom's in a bunch of hours if you want to okay You said a bunch of hours to be on that yeah, she's are you doing anything.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to work You're doing doing doing work stuff Getting getting getting stuff management business business business numbers She's a great Deveidence And I leave the DNA sampler we are going to a zip over to Fiona you are in the hospital It's kind of boring that you watch some daytime stuff So it's not you know you still cuz you're usually at school and they like to be boring shoes and all that Yeah, the the months of our Existency hospital I agree that one is great. Hey, well you're sitting there eventually I'm a you get a visit or to the hospital Gina walks in and she's like hey Well, I you came over when I heard Sophia told me that you were hurt. Yeah It's yeah, I actually want to ask you I know you're really good with Building stuff and everything and I hope since we just met and everything you don't keep this too forward But if you try to give me a hand give me a hand give me a hand ha ha It is a hand job yeah She she's like well, that's kind of why I came here. She holds a box What she's like I did have something it's kind of a prototype.

I don't mind being your getting paid Trust me all right. She she opens up the box and she she grabs this it looks like a weird looks guy walking her Basically she's like it's not pretty and this is I'm used to not pretty stuff. All right. This isn't gonna hurt a bit Do you trust me?

Yeah? Give me a moment and she'll press the button with the more Around with it for a bit and then like the hand kind of stands up and like the arm portion of it kind of senses your stump area and like It shoots these two very large metal spikes up through your bones It graphs it graphs itself to your arm and she's like okay, so it is experimental and it's a little bit invasive But it should work for now and currently you have a weird looks guy walk her hand Where's like a robot hand but you can kind of see through the middle of it nice? You don't talk about right you know I'm gonna move it around yeah, so she's like I thought I'd bring you that cuz um mostly cuz if the wound is fresh enough We can get in there before this car tissue and everything he was over and it makes impossible So cuz all the veins and stuff are so open you know sooner the better I'm gonna be I'm gonna be Pulling up my hand, but look at her like this is most beautiful thing I've ever seen oh it's not it's Kind of Still high on more feet it's fine she pulls out a like a little can she's like you're gonna have to oil it regularly Keep really clean otherwise is gonna really jam up. I recommend wearing a glove Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be a little bit a little bit high maintenance, so take care of it or it's gonna like really Fuck out.

Don't get any sand in there you help me with it. Maybe I could come over like once a week or so Oh, yeah, baby tune up to an upsen what not yeah, that's why sure Thanks for this. This is really nice. Maybe oh not about me How about I when I get out eyes we go for something to eat that sounds nice.

I'm down for that my treat wherever you want to go I don't think about it cool You feel better the doctors are probably gonna be really upset that I did this You might need to stay and let it heal for a little bit Don't want to pull it out. Yeah, keep it wrapped up wear a glove let it heal up and you should be good Do I have to wear a glove you don't have to I just recommend it because there's a lot of mechanical parts and they're kind of exposed so He doesn't want to draw a robot hand Mark We're just gonna get you with those big mechanical gloves I like a beige leather with your gloves. I know that search with love fuck it I get a white it's just a sloppy duck Go up and go care carry approves So that happened anything anyone's doing after school in specific I have I had a question yes What is the name of the girl that was a bullying Fiona? Kendra Kendra Kendra can I If you want I can say that we just Right so Carrie has convinced Fiona that are not Fiona so fia that we need to go to Kendra's locker And she has a round paper bag We just need to break it And can I need to roll to see if I found her locker or no yeah, you know where it is Cool I was gonna say I'm gonna kind of turn to a so if you I'm like you think you can get your hamsters to open the lock Yes Cool.

Yeah, you're able to go this is a lockers now like and yes the brown paper bag is indeed filled with query poop She's just gonna like stick it in there and like give it a good hard smoosh onto like the nearest textbook or whatever And then just slam the locker closed You just hear so feeling Alright are you guys sticking around or you just take off? Oh no, we're taking off I can't wait for you guys to put dog poop in Fiona's closet to try to get it to her day For good for you and it comes back what is my stuff like shit coolie. Oh, all right, so is that all you guys are doing other than that? Does Luke have track practice he does but you can listen to take Or to cool.

Okay, then I'm going to mention it to Sophia as well and ask her if she and Vic it would like to join Well, no, cuz they can't have the support yeah, if it's like I'm really busy with this Basically, yeah, so she'll really hang on with me for doing homework trying to kill it homework and then go to do it That's what Sophia's doing homework I'm chance. What are you doing after school after school? Chance wants to host a little bit of a dinner party with Jeffy and heffy So yeah, they're gonna have like a they're gonna set like a taco bar and like a P like a PB J bar Why would you do that? It's not for them.

They're he's hosting their catering. No, I'm having friends. I'm inviting everyone over for for for dinner It's for I guess you're not your show. We'll bring it to the hospital for Fiona So we all we all crash the hospital with PB and J bar and taco bar All right, so that's what you're doing Kerry.

You're playing hooky with Luke I've probably convinced him like I said we're going to the movies might take him to the 32 flavors place and continue We know we gave it a different name As can Sparrows like that. Yeah, yeah, okay, so you're you're just you're just like hanging out after like a school typical teenage bullshit Okay, right as you're doing a typical teenage bullshit you come across a couple of hooligans Doing nonsense what type of nonsense like skating where they're not supposed to skate or they're pulling street signs out of the ground Together or like one at a like no, I'm just concerned that like it's like a group of kids pulling it out together Or is it one kid at each side and pulling them out? So they have super sure what's happening is like two kids are like what all do Yeah, I can do it and then the one kid's like all right all right All right, and he grabs the street signs like falling down the ground like the concrete kind of cracks He's like oh fuck yeah, I'm gonna watch him for like a solid minute and then just kind of walk over there What are you doing? He's like well The one of the kids like oh, it's a fucking stand back.

He was great And the kid just he was the stops I was like yeah Don't you know that that cost the city like a bunch of money and then they have to have these really boring contract meetings with dudes who talk forever Like I'll do whatever we don't give a shit and he's like hey me and Mike to go fuck up that tree right there He's like oh yeah, dude He pulls out a bag of the pills that you've seen before and he like downs a bunch of them He's like yeah, and he goes run up and he like punches the tree and like the tree just like Oh, what shit is everywhere? He's like yeah, I fucked that tree up I'm like yeah, they're high-fiving She is gonna like walk behind the kid that's like eating pills and just like she shifts her shoulder And just whips her arm like a whip and like hits him in the back of the head and says I told you to stop that You're just you're attacking him. Okay, so roll attack him straight up. All right roll tattoos a plus three Okay, he would hold him he has a zero scale.

He rolled a four. Um you try swinging kind of watch He's like hey crazy bitch. Get to go out of here. He's gonna tilt your head to a crazy bitch I'm about to show you a crazy bitch.

Just just completely completely angry And I'm going to use a fake point and I'm gonna use I can see your fears and I'm going to try to like wrap the shadow around his head and And Like paralyze him with fear. Okay. Go away. That's a plus five the other kids run away.

I would like to loot the body He's not dead Fairly I'm gonna take his drugs. He had taken all of them. Yeah, I guess it's just gonna kind of pull out her cell phone I'd be like not having this bullshit today. Just angry really pushing buttons And I'm going to call me the cops.

Are you staying on the scene to the cops get there or yes? I am All right, I have one foot on this paralyzed dude What are what what do you say the cops? I? Tell them that I caught these kids in the middle of Vandalizing public property I showed them the rip up Signs I give descriptions of the two other kids and the pills and then I give them the bag of pills I found the other day and say that the other kid had him on him Okay, they take you statement and they take the kid in custody It looks like around for all of this if you just bail you watch from a distance.

Okay, what is he's not heard? Okay, so anybody else do you guys visit Fiona in the hospital? Yeah, the other people yeah Chance and Sophia a little TV. What are you doing after school?

Well? I was saying with you on as much as I can besides one thing I want to do I'm in the hospital though is go to where anyone who is dying is at yeah, and I Can't help them all things like that But I'm going to try to help as many as can and also I'm going to see if anyone is at peace enough of themselves to give their soul to a young lady Oh my god, I will roll okay, you you find you find a woman who is very close to dying He said they're gonna try to suffer from dying. Mm-hmm. She's like please know I don't want to live anymore Suffering okay, then I'm with your suffering.

Would you like to try to maybe help someone else? Like how well? I am a sort of god. Maybe not the ones that you believe in but I am one and I have a young lady It's what she young this she doesn't look at she's rotting doesn't she so she does what she looks like she looks like she looks like a rotting version of an 18 I was like I know she's wondering deep you would have thought yeah Yeah, she's okay And be like there's this young woman who is dying but she needs a soul and if you agree for her to have your soul Um she could probably live for a lot longer.

Yeah, I guess so I trust you all right I going um I'm going to roll do I have any more of those soul things that I put the puppy dog in like the soul rocks or whatever? Yep, I just want to make sure I had one so I didn't I rolled a plus six on my magic to extract her soul and put it into the rock all right you got her soul all right so I'm gonna Ask Kerry you and Luger you're gonna go about your day day paying out Very sheepishly kind of walk over to where he is and kind of ask him if you still want staying out Yeah, sure yes, okay I'm done. She just seems extremely self-conscious now because she realized that she like stopped mid hang out to hero Keep So you guys are gonna continue to hang out then yes, okay So Fiona's hospital room Fiona and the rest of the gang you guys are hanging out there what happens there Hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna try you better now. How are you?

I'm fine. I saw Gina Yeah, I see that she gave you a hand So cool nobody laugh at my joke anyway, no I Then you just puts a big old peanut butter sandwiches mouth Then just like a to the guacamole each straight as well How long are you guys hanging out at the hospital and can I leave? You can leave tonight if you want to the it seems like you're healing. I'm leaving tonight Well hang out until they discharge her and they'll give her a ride back to her.

Yeah Where I assume that Kerry and Sophia have clean sheets on her bed. Yeah, no everything's the bloody oh, oh, I know I know if I see Dv I'll be like you ask for our most prized object. It's the shield. It's this radio hand Well, then yeah, then I'll put the magical spell on her.

See like everybody else. Okay, okay They discharged you kind of late and as you were leaving you see a news report coming on the television And it's the mother of a teen who was attacked and it seems like the news is trying to spin it like mundane teenagers attacked by Super's kids are your kids safe and they tell the story of some kids are just hanging out doing kids stuff and then some superpower team came and Assaulted them and the mom is really upset It's like they really have to do something about that school They should move in these kids are no good and blah blah blah and just kind of going off and then news report kind of shifts into the church Ryan talks about blah blah blah they start talking about Getting rid of powers and power-dampening fields and a new technology might come out that might be able to power it happen for a while Yeah, it's a game for They say that it would cost a city $1000 if they enacted but it might be in the next bill that might be passed so so that that is report comes up on the TV They mentioned that they mentioned the who was the person who was assaulting the apparent the mundane kid Do they give a description or anything? They did not give a description, but they did they they just kept the identities pretty a fake But they just described the event of a three-monday and kids hanging out and being assaulted by some of the Medicimans How it's changing your kids to go to the school and they should definitely be separate and pull your kids out of the school or the private school So that happens Db do you go back to the tree house? I'm going to a night.

Yes once we feel like I'm gonna help you on get all settled and you know that you know help out the sickly Like you know get her some soups like that and then I'll get to the back of my tree house Yes, you guys are able to attack the onion pretty well. I'm also some Sophia Tatar in a little too tight I'm fine. She's like she's gonna like just in the cheese like arms around her side It's like it's actually a weapon after their one e-slippers, but they're too small There's like a moment like chance you get a text from work. It's head of R&D And he said the text says 44 to be phase one limited effect duration undesired move to phase two Okay So yeah, so if you only gets tucked in a little dv carry you and Luke have a pretty good pretty good day out Good does he seem like he's a little less stressed now?

I'm a little I mean if he talks about it He starts to get worked up again cuz he's just like he seems to be like really down himself about being too slow I'm really upset about it, but if he's not thinking you're talking about it. He seems okay I'm gonna say we probably like walked back to his house at some point yes Yeah, she's gonna again She's gonna reach out and kind of like touch his hand to be like look I know this is stressful But you don't have to worry because you're gonna have an awesome cheer section in the day of the meet you have you ever heard? So if you know what she gets really excited about something. It's awesome.

I swear. It's like it's its own special brand of magic You're gonna do just fine. All right. That's great.

I really hope it I really hope it goes well, and he moves and try to get you a hug. I will take the hug I will take the thing thanks for hanging out. You did make me feel quite a bit better That's good anytime you need a you need a kind of wiggles her bad arm anytime in the day in Okay, all right. Well, thanks and yeah, so I guess we'll see you tomorrow.

I guess I will She's kind of like smiles, but it's that real kind of like nervous smile then she waits till the door shut So she's like shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy. Oh, you know, I'm a little deep you get back to tree house Mode yep, I wasn't doing anything if you're wondering about the soul set I'm gonna wait to see if you can get anything the person first. Okay We got I also need that back before taking out the time bubble gotcha. Okay, cool.

All right, so that day is In fact over what day was that anyways because I'm wondering because the track meets this weekend I'm just wondering how long till I'm gonna say that's Friday and the Saturday is the day of the track meet when you guys decided to give Luke a ride to the track meet so that will happen at tomorrow And I think that is where we will leave this episode of Generationing just also I have been your game master happy puke and you can find me on the Twitter.com at And I'm marking fine. We have are not with at laugh with mark on the Twitter's and the Facebook's and anything else I'm mad you can find me at penciling or Maddie. Don't tweet at me. We're angry tweets.

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