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Dec 26, 2017 1 hr 42 min

Generation Justice #13

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The gang goes to a sporting event. Everything goes well at sporting events, right? This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (Nicole -- @nmheuser), Carrie (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am the game muster happy puke and with me today I have four sassy teens ready to get in some mischief. I have Chance played by Matthew and Morris day drinking for the win. I have the spooky girl from the past Carrey played by Bailey I'm keeping I'm keeping that improv game sharp sharp sharp sharp.

We have the demigod teen Fiona played by Maddie I We have the hamster slinging nerf gun nerd Sophia played by Nicole I need at least two more cups of coffee to reach perks Sophia. Okay. Well, I mean The glacial piece that we do with his podcast you'll be fine, and we have the big daddy death himself little DB played by Mark Yep, I am wonder mark and I'd like to say hello And this is a generation justice a real play a fate based a patreon game in the shu universe Everything on the show is conical everything else on this here feed with someone like to give us a rundown of what happened on the last episode of a generation justice no, all right, well, then I guess you're the dark listeners on the last episode of generation justice We picked up with little DB in the tree house when there was a lady from the future, but she's like kind of falling apart She's got this weird bracelet that helps her travel through time and because she's out of her own time She's having some issues with not having a soul so little DB uses some magic to freeze her in time Sophia and a little bit kid And the kid takes some time to try and analyze this quantum bracelet that she's got with a promise of a video game So Fiona takes it upon herself while this is going on to contact her daddy She's got a sort of slaying gods and she thinks that she can do something about that and she gets she get her ass handed to her I you know before I try to cut off his dick. Okay.

Yeah, she got her ass handed to her rule bad And she lost her hand lost her hand. What's it? Maddy? Oh my god, I think it was the right hand because Carrie lost her left hand.

Okay. Yeah, you lost your right hand Which I'm sure was your dominant hand. She left an entire arm I'm just saying so we got her to the hospital. We nursed her back to some sort of health and She has it we got a friend.

I'm flipping through my notes. I don't remember her name. Gina Gina actually makes her a Luke Skywalker robot hand To help her get by and at the same time we throw a little bit of a party to you know help her You know feel better about everything that's going on So we had Jeff in happy there for a Quax also slash peanut butter bar party and that was fun. So We did that and oh, yeah We found out that there's these street punks that Kerry and Sophia found that are taking pills to give themselves super powers And these kids are pulling up street signs and be in all bad part of that.

No, so no that wasn't when you weren't a date with I'm kind of a punk and drab I pulling dog poop in her locker Kerry finds kids pulling up street signs and smashing trees because of them pills She lays one of the kids out and turns him into the cops. Yes And they've got blamed for the damage The new news is claiming that super teen beat up normal teens the church of Orion is trying to find a power dampening field Yes, I'm a power damping field. Oh and Kerry and Luke Chera hug If I had to take two things out of that episode It's that if you don't lost your hand in the god killing sword and there's super powered drugs that keep kids could take to give them super powers That'll happen on a Friday and Saturday is coming up and on Saturday. There's a track on X-Rig I was gonna say since this whole stuff with here with you know what happened.

We never came over the plan to steal the deal Oh my god, yeah, it's right. We don't get a plan. We just go in in real days Yeah, it's Saturday now, so Well that we can knock that off the quest log cuz we failed it. No, how long does it take to get to on X-Rig?

It's about a down half draft. We can do this. We have an hour and a half in an RV before we go down It's where's though Alex did vid get fixed that bracelet out or just a lemure time He was able to fix it kind of it's still running out of power But he was able to like make it so that it was a little more efficient So it lasts just a smidge longer, but he's like yeah, it's gonna Cat-strapically fail eventually so I did but I would rather not use someone so if I don't have to but I'm saying I'm gonna deal with that after we get back though from the on a trick strip I'll just I'm gonna re-magic the bubble to make sure it stays the ball. We're gone.

Okay Getting some re-magic on there. So you re-magic the bubble and then are you guys all climbing an RV and going? Well, is it Saturday already or are we going at night? Yes Well, the track meets on Saturday in the afternoon.

So like you have to kind of pack up somewhat early to go Okay, the more people to take Luke with us though. So are we gonna go somewhere and do the holder come back? I have an idea we can make Luke super popular. What's cooler and stealing the mascot?

I don't want to do that. Oh, okay. He's already expressed. He doesn't want guys.

I have an idea split the party Here we go Luke and the rest was can teleport with gooboo and get bolder. Oh, yeah, gooboo can do it or the problem is goo I believe can't control his help rotations unless he knows that right fair enough. Yeah Yeah, if you take him if you take him to where we're all meeting up and then take him to where the Beholder is he can't he teleport back to where we were meeting up because he's seen it But he's not gonna want to steal the holder because he's a good boy. Oh, yeah Good, but do anything also no fans goobos thing because someone has to watch someone has to keep an eye on the magical girl or the time Yeah, yeah, it's because you have to keep working on that or see like this is the best I can do screw you guys It's about the best he can do with that screw up.

It's future tech anyway has so much ability But so what is the plan well chance packs of coolers the snacks and drinks threw him in the window go And he's driving around picking everybody up while they're in the conference. Okay Definitely be bringing the chairs because I've been to a couple of high school track means see their bleachers or chairs and blankets So she's bringing the seating arrangements nice You might be the one who knows what kind of snacks are you packing? We got chills we got deals we got a veggie tray we got a little lunch meat tray Snacks You bring oranges pre-cut into little slices so that you can you know put them in your mouth and get the rinds in there So it looks like you got a mouth guard to be to orange rice nice. Yeah for hydration.

Um guys a question. What is the school's colors? Right red white. I'm gonna paint myself red and right go I haven't been to high school track meets no one does this?

Alright, so is anyone not going on the road trip to on its ridge? What about I'm pretty sure we invited our sos as well. Yeah our NPC companions. Yeah, so there's not going out of them Viquid well, I mean he could if he wants to you, but why didn't want to yeah, he's not incredibly interested He's got some projects.

He wants to work on so he's probably not gonna go. Yeah, um who else are people inviting? Magic a mom bake some brownies. Yeah, so we got tray of brownies She she also brings her dog.

Oh wait. I'm out. What's dogs name pombe l'emus. What is it pombe l'emus?

Humble this got it. Yeah, so that mean is that grapefruit? Yes, it's French for grapefruit Who else are you inviting other than that? Because that's just that's just madre and big team.

You know Luke's already going Jeff's coming Uh Donaldson. Oh, yeah, he gets off of the bank at noon. Oh, no, he works. He works night.

He cleans at night. Now we're good. Yeah And it's Saturday he delivered his papers already. He'll go.

I mean he's just kind of along for the ride So you guys are the RV traveling is there anything you're doing while on the road? I'm sure their device a plan. I'm 10 and 2 right now. Oh, okay Question is how distracted is Sophia with madre because she doesn't know her?

Madre doesn't have powers, right? Madre seems more interested in her dog than I'm the moose. I don't understand that. Did you see?

French for it's French for grapefruit. Are you French? No, I'm not French. I just I took a year French.

I thought it was a funny word Can I talk to a little dv when we're all done doing puffer talk? So karae dv you're having a conversation sure I want to know if there's a way to like make lucky charms with magic I got a plus six Alex. Do I know how to make lucky charms with magic the cereal? Whatever.

I don't I can make the cereal probably chance knows how to do this by the way No, but I'm driving you guys are back in the way to go Actual like a charm that god makes you lucky Oh, well, I mean I guess you can I mean anything is lucky except for chance who actually has luck powers I think she's trying to say can I put luck into a thing and that's why I was rolling a six to see if I could do that for her You can give it a shot. I mean Who knows if it actually works? Um, there is there's magic pretty much for everything and it just depends on whether or not Certain things will align and whether or not it will work or not and I'm not sure if it will Would you be able to tell somebody that it would? Invincently well, you can always lie and give them a placebo and just tell them it's what I'm intending to do Or I don't know he just gave my kiss on the cheek and tell him it's lucky.

Where's Luke in this conversation? Hopefully not close If you potentially mean not close and he's not your boss Luke like helping a tape up anything while she's saving her robot hand because she doesn't like clothes If you want to say if you want to if you want to talk about luck, I would talk to chance I'm not necessarily trying to make something lucky It's just and she like very quietly conveys how Luke has been having the confidence issues And not feeling as fast and how she wants to help him okay Feel like he's getting faster kind of giving him a fake trinket that he thinks is lucky he could also cause problems But my fear is that if I give him such as actually lucky he won't feel like he's earned it Does that make sense? I know but giving him a fake thing also he might not he may feel like he didn't earn it It's it's a hard thing. I understand but Luke just needs you know He needs to practice he needs to get better if he wants to be better He's a train or like I said You can lie if you want to lie to him and give him the luckless Lebo go ahead She just stares at the popsicle god's eye that she made and goes this is not convincing She's doing now You guys should have Sophia but uh, well, you know his mentor's boring and it cold doesn't want to talk to her anymore You get that the feeling is reciprocal Hey, little do you think yeah, I'm kind of feeling guilty about something and I feel bad and I don't know what to do What'd you do?

Um, there was a girl who was mean to Fiona and then I turned feeling like I got her a hand But I felt really really angry and stuff so I put poop in the girl's locker and I feel really bad And I don't know should I try like it out? Should I tell her uh you should feel bad about that because poop is never the answer And I personally would because did you felt bad about the girl but this girl had nothing to do with you don't get your hand cut off Yeah, but because I was angry and I know it's my fault and stuff like that like I should have had control on that I'm trying to be better But my judgment was impaired so I was angry and instead talking to the bully I did a bad thing And but breaking into the school for like hero stuff is one thing but breaking into school to get poop out of lockers He's really bad too I don't know what's worse. Should I just tell her and offer to clean it or should I break into the school and get it out? Well, why did you do this?

Uh Friday at the end of the day so it's been there for a few hours now Maybe we can get Donaldson to clean it up if you don't want to make a big deal But otherwise if it if it goes through with it, I would at least apologize Breaking into the school isn't a good thing no matter what But if it's for heroes and they're in the way, I mean Okay, you're right It's it's just a personal thing. I don't think breaking entering is good for a lot I guess for hero things it's fine, but yes not for poop things poop things are always bad Yeah, you're right, but like I guess what the hero thing is well is things what it's not good, but you have to do it because there's no better way Yeah, I understand that Okay, um, yes, so but I don't know how to get the poop out first again I'm gonna I'm gonna say talk to Donaldson Uh, I've seen him clean many things and he's really really good at it Okay, that was my friend who I've been out poop before Yep Thank you, Oodity. I'm sorry. I hope you're not disappointed in me I kind of am but little tear rolls out putting poop in people's lockers isn't isn't a good thing I know I'm well.

I'll tell her. I'm sorry one way or the other, but I'm sorry. I disappointed you I'm trying to do better and I appreciate that although you're not that bad Can I give you a hug? Go ahead.

Yeah, I don't know if my paint's wet or not. She doesn't care. She's a mug And now she has you know go loop backwards on her shirt It's all smeared on the leaving now So yeah, anyone else doing anything during the road trip has made tiny little goody bags full of like healthy snacks for the entire track All the orange laces I bought my own oranges for drugs. She has You mean vitamins You guys get to on its ridge and there's people filtering into the sports track or whatever the fuck And doing that Luke is like I have to go meet up with the team.

Thanks for the ride doculator guys and he goes Right And you guys are there there's a bunch of people you don't know is the beholder out the beholder is on the sidelines Yeah, it's like over on the sidelines of the onyx ridge people just kind of floating there It's like it's a big stadium though. Yeah, like they put a bit of money to their sports endeavors It's like a it's like a football field with a track around it kind of thing. Okay, so we can be tailgating out in the lot if we want to Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay So yeah, yeah, but yeah before the events start you have you have about an hour Um, so they have to do like warm-ups and stuff like that and then the events will start in about an hour So you have an hour Until things start getting underway It don't Nicole question has never been to sports game Uh, it's tailgating just chilling in the parking lot Okay, yeah cooking some food like doing barbecue and stuff like that If you guys are really tailgating a lot of parents are like walking by there's a bunch of kids from another town in an rv tailgating In the high school thing. It's like middle of the day.

They're just like oh, all right. Well chances go around hanging out crockade The power thirst I like to imagine if you was on top of the rv just texting you know Hell you're at the arms doing okay and everything like that and also asking her what she's doing and everything like that Uh, you don't get a response right away. That's fine. What's everybody else doing?

Are you actually tailgating for that whole hour? Well, shouldn't we be planning on how to steal the beholder? It's too late. I never do that on in the car ride when I mentioned it, but then you did right?

Yeah, don't you say that's what we did We have superpowers kara can create shadows will sneak up in the shadows and grab and run You they have a beholder, but it's on its region also a Normal superhero mixed school or is it just a normal school? Uh, it would be older as it's mascot. Um, it is a mostly normal school They have like a special class, but it's not dedicated to it like a river of special minutes So like they have like they have like one class that has supers in it But it's like more of a side thing in a normal school. Whereas your school is more dedicated to the training of that Really low end supers like this guy's petite Yeah, that kind of side this guy makes peanut butter out of his hands Jesse say swirl he's like squirrel girl.

It's on this ridge third class Yeah, and that's why that's why like the it's the normal kids track meet that's meeting here for onyx ridge For the competition rather than like a super track. I find it now even more amazing that they haven't be holding me Just I have a dumb rock probably a little bit of the crepe holder where it's like either glute judge Yes, it's very very old. It's incredibly old. It's it's just an air-wising Yes, exactly.

Yeah, eventually Fiona goes into the stadium. All right She was just like all right. Bye. I carry I carry like four chairs and like two blankets over my neck I get like wrapped two blankets around my neck carry four chairs and I'm like I'll get spot and she walks away Chances go start handing out two penance, you know for everyone to wave around and stands He's wearing a red and white pinstripe suit with a red and white stripe tie Nice.

Okay. Showed a lot of school spirit. Way more school people here are Because it says I hate it. All right.

So you guys are showing a lot of spirit And you're watching some track stuff looks Before the thing starts up. Yeah. Um, can I talk to some of the other people from the other school and try to figure out maybe what the Beholder likes to eat? Uh, yeah, you're just gonna make some conversation.

Yeah, just a conversation with people sure. Yeah, you you get a general Sense that they've been it's on a vegetarian diet. So they feed a lot of fresh veg Does he have a favorite? Do I figure out that?

Uh, maybe something you could find on a veggie plate. Yeah, he loves cabbage Yeah, okay. Cabbage is his favorite. I'm headed cabbage I'm gonna go to Sophia after I learned this and I'm gonna tell her I'm thinking maybe if we I'm gonna see the beholder down a chain or something, right?

Or is it just free floating? Oh, it's really fun that I guess I don't need Sophia then I thought I needed your hamsters, but we could still use your hamsters Okay, I'm thinking if we give some of your girls hamsters some cabbage and try to get it to like close to it and then lure it away Like I haven't like those slowly sneak it by Around a corner something. This is a very simple plan. There's probably someone with a beholder that we might have to do something with but Well, we can send you know, just drag them.

Oh, yeah Chance starts playing fetch with pumplebous Okay, so we can see a chance You know chance just looks like a really dapper wears Waldo except he's also wearing sunglasses And a fedora. I'm just imagining him with a fedora mark. I have an idea about the beholder Just this handbookie covers. I'm entirely shadow and then we just jump grab the boulder run away Do something too scary scare the beholder's handler and then lure away with the cabbage and wrap it up the blanket Which we have to look cabbage So you guys finalized a plan and then let me know because I'm like trying to make heads of tails what's happening.

I'm kind of No, you should have yeah, but I know that the boulder won't cabbage That's fair Chance starts making a little tiny lungeable like sandwiches, but he they're like multi layered So it's like about the size of his head. Yeah And tries to eat them. Oh, I believe the plan is distract the whole beholder's handler and get it away. Yes Why?

Yes, pretty much I guess that's all we can think of especially since yeah, it has to be an improper plan actually Let's do it. Let's have a here's an idea. Let's do this for the next sporting event. No, we're doing it right now You were even this conversation.

This is Sophia carrying me I feel like you guys are You walk away with your blanket. Yeah, I'm sitting up the chairs. I'm chill Let's do this distraction and grab that beholder. We should replace the folder something funny so that like they bring it out You make like an oversized cabbage We can replace it with cabbage.

It's fine. Let's just do this. All right Exactly. Chance brings out a little water bowl for pomple moves so that he gets a mark as he's been running around a lot And then you know he and mattry just kind of likes it next to each other in the stands for a while All right, but as you guys are sitting in the stands She seems less interested in the track than she is about the the birds in the area She keeps pointing out like oh, yeah, this is what's it not and a oh an oriole like she's pointing out birds and she's already Shit, she likes birds.

She loves boring. You know Chance says he'll be right back. He runs to the window go grabs a pair of inocular spring back for her. All right cool She yeah, she likes she likes animal watching stuff.

All right, so what exactly are you guys operating? What's the plan? I don't I don't care what their plan is they can do whatever they want with this I'm going to magically make the smell of the most delicious cabbage ever Okay, but that way the beholder like wants to try to follow it To around a corner where I'm gonna around a corner where like there's the least amount of people that could see me do this Okay, is there like rope in the window or something? So if you can be ready to just like tie that shit up.

Maybe like some bungee cords. This is where you need the blanket Yeah, there's gonna be like a space blanket or some shit. It's chance. He's gotta have backup shit That's not something I got like bungee cord, maybe yeah Pungee cord blanket right something all right, and then care you're gonna track the guard with Fair just kind of spoke it a little not necessarily like piss your pants.

All right. Well, then let's all right. We got this Let's do this it's the simplest one. It's probably Hands All right, so trying to lure it to the RV with a cabbage smell Yes, where so he is waiting with bungee cords.

Yep. All right, so um the beholder does start moving towards the RV Uh in response to the delicious cabbage smell And nobody on the sidelines or on that side seems to do anything about it. They're just kind of like letting it kind of wander off All right, so the beholder makes it all the way to the RV Cool. What do I need to roll for a bungee cord?

Uh, I don't know. I guess I would roll a fight Shit. I'll have that I've got a roll to bunch roll to bunch You're trying to attack it to tie it down, correct? I mean unless you're throwing it on the overall shoot It's probably like oh, this is where I live now All for the boulder now.

It's gotta be a fight. It wasn't a very high intelligence Fuck this one is zero And I roll to aid her Are you there with them? All right, I Okay, yeah, I mean I guess if you want to roll for sure. That's a four.

Yay All right, uh you two are able to wrap some bungee cords around it when you do um it becomes surprised and says what are you doing? And is so she tied to the boulder now? Uh, no, you just wrapped it in some bungee cords. Okay.

Oh, I got hi. I'm Sophia. What are you doing? What uh, uh, DB Um, we apologize.

Uh, I'm never met a beholder and I didn't know you had intelligence Yes, I didn't know you were essentially being I thought you were just like a bear or a goat or something And we wanted to uh capture you for our school or not my school, but they're school you're kidnapping me Oh, we're not kidnapping kidnapping. You know, you know the uh, old school pranks You gotta have the mask out of the other team you bring it to your place for a little while Take a picture of it with uh, all like shirts of our school and all that stuff and then we'll send you right back. Oh, um Okay, uh, do we have to tie you over with two years open? I suppose I could I mean, I'm less of a mascot and more of an employee What's your name?

You told us he was a mascot my uh, my name is i-lord His name My father did My father's name was i-tyrant Do you get to become uh, do you get to become i-tyrant later? Is it title or is it a name? Are you gonna let me go? I mean, I'm tied up now and I feel Uh, I'm gonna give I don't know offer a handshake you offer all six hands out for like a handshake or hug or something and apologize again He shakes your hands with an eye stock.

That's fine with me Oh for a handshake. Did you actually have cabbage here? We can get you some cabbage. I'm sorry that we deceived Follow Frank good on you Yeah, I'd like you to come over and sit with us and watch this uh, fine track me.

I suppose I could Oh my god. How old are you? Is that okay to ask? What have you seen?

Um, I don't know I've stopped counting after a couple thousand Wow, did you see the paramets before they took like a limestone off? Was it really shiny what I wasn't worth that wasn't there. Sorry. I was an uh, I lived in a hole for a really long time I didn't know hold in your dad.

Come on. That was my job for a long time No, my dad got me my job. It was an epitism. He's hung around inside of a cave for a really long time And then I thought this is stupid and then I left Well, good for you screw your dad.

You're the word. I right now. Oh, no, that's my father's name. Please I've learned now that would be holders of their last name comes first like in Japan.

Yes. Hi, it's his last name. Yes Lord I Garting some treasure We can ask some questions while we're watching the track me instead of just saying out here, okay I Don't recommend kidnapping. That seems rude.

You understand you've seen things. I'm pretty sure you understand how these things go these pranks though, right? I've seen a few movies. Yes.

What's your favorite movie? Oh my god. You asked a lot of questions. My favorite movie is pretty in pink See that one.

Yeah, that was actually really cool with the classic. I like so what I rolled to like find the biggest like core dog or whatever and just And it's so yeah, okay, so do you return to the area where uh, chanson Fiona where? I'm not a man. I'm an injury.

Sophia is going to allow us to go there. Yes, or if she's see you guys in questions and I'm gonna stay All right, so uh, chance if you're they they come back uh, the beholder with them. It's a hitties monster And it comes over. You know, I never I'm always very surprised at your capacity to make friends So, uh, who's who's our new buddy?

Who's yes? I learned That is an outstanding name. I lord welcome. Uh, we have snacks.

I'm here upon promise of cabbage. Oh cabbage. Um, well, I think we have some coleslaw in the In the cooler. I do not like mayonnaise as a follow substance.

Oh, I agree. It's very fattening. I like my cabbage raw Good man. Do you like a green and purple?

Both is there is there a place? I'm gonna ask him is there a place you like to buy cabbage from around here? There's a baldie mark that they have usually have pretty fresh cabbage and I just I'll go ahead and take a book away. It's about from here.

It's just as far as like five minutes away I'm gonna walk there. I'm gonna go buy some cabbage. I'm gonna walk to that baldie's Alright, so that happens. I'm gonna look at I wouldn't be like so You ever meet any gods or demigods or powerful people?

Nope. Alright, so uh, the the track events start Um, Luke's isn't right away. Can I say that both can I say that while they were Interrogating harassing what I'm gonna call the boulder. I actually go down there and talk to Luke and tell him, you know, good luck and all that nonsense Alright, well, he appreciates it.

He's like in the middle of warming up and trying to get in the zone But he acknowledges like thanks. I appreciate it. I have less than good events the track team appreciates the goody bags Um, the the the events start um, it doesn't start with Luke's event But like like most track and field events I would know but I'm gonna guess there are multiple events and there's a bunch of stuff happening So all right the the event starts. Um, I don't know if it is something that everyone is interested in but the track events are happening How's that?

How's our how's our school doing? Uh, they're doing pretty well. It seems like a pretty much even match Chance chance cheers for for for his team every time the red rockets, uh, they do they do a good thing I'm gonna let you know that for some reason even though it makes no sense a db gets really into it I was gonna make a joke about what he's screaming and like He's a super bored and stracking probably wander off from where's next Little db's get the wave started. That's right.

He's getting the wave started like anytime Like he sees something wrong. He tries to find a track and field on pyarf and yellin on where he's like Mark He and I look at feelings over at db's like he's supposed to jump not that high our guys. How you jump higher than that? Give him a go Okay, I you haven't been through a loop in so no.

I'll have you buddy. Oh, I haven't enough for thousands of you Well, that's called the high jump. They're supposed to try to compete to get the highest jump I know but it's bullshit that that guy got the highest jump because our guy's so much better Go rockets. Go.

All right. So eventually Luke's event comes up What is it? Uh, he's doing uh running right in the street really fast. The famous is it.

She's getting high dogs. How many meters? The longest distance 300 meter It's a one mile. It's a one mile Okay, yeah, he's doing a full 5k triathlon.

It's also it's also the turkey drop It's like whatever the longest one person does A mile All right, so he's doing the the mile fast as you can The day for the event so he's uh, he's running in the mile fast as you can and uh he and the other sports guys are Running as quickly as they can You already did the three he saw the 300 meters as fast as you can and the relay as fast as you can Uh, the jumpy jump fast as you can. Yeah, well the jump is the jump as high as you can. Um, no No, there's the hurdles which would be the jumpy jump as fast as you can jump and run as fast as you can All right, so he's running the miles fast as you can he's going around around circles and it's uh Is anyone doing anything while he's running or not really getting hot dogs He's alright. Perry has gone from being completely quiet to just fanatically loud cheering So there's a banner you don't know where it came from It's coming down to last few seconds.

It's it's he and another kid are our head to head running and at the last second Luke Trips over his own foot and takes a really nasty spell So pissy Johnson tackles the other kids Doing that mark I'm just joking, but yeah, gb is devastated. I'm devastated Everyone is like kind of stands up and like a bunch of people run out to the track He takes a really nasty fall and everyone's like running out to the middle of the field Like kind of basically stop the race at the last second because he looks he looks very hurt All right, if that is the case and I will roll can I roll or can I use my heel on him? Are you gonna run out to do that? Yeah, if it doesn't look like he's actually hurt Does it look like they can take care of it is like he does look extremely hurt?

Yes Okay, then yeah, I'll use been one of my points use a heel on him Uh, little d but you're running out there. Um, when you get to him you notice that his leg has been compound refractive Oh fuck I'm gonna call it. Is anyone who can help me set his leg? Yeah, there's like there's like a sports medicine boy there and like who that's who's whose job that is to sports medicine Is like are you are you a trained medical person?

I'm a magical being I'm a god. I'm a magical. I'm a god who has magical powers and I can heal people. Oh, okay I'll take you at your work for it.

Yeah, I just kind of need his bone in the right position or else it will not heal right All right. Well, um the sports medicine man tries to set his bone in the right position Luke is a lot of pain Yeah, I'm going to Chance with his hand on little DB shoulder. He's got his tie in his hand. He says look I don't know what it is but I can I'll put my tie around him like the titernic thing and we'll save his leg I think that's how it works.

I've seen a movie. I have I don't know if that works because I don't know really about actual medicine But okay, if you if the medical guy says so go ahead the medical guy tries to snap his bone back into place into it Oh god. Yeah, it's uh, it's a compound fracture. So it appears skin to the bone was sticking out Like he tries to put it back in place.

It's a little bit difficult He's tries to get it ready for you DB. Oh, Luke is in a lot of pain I know while this happened. I'm going to bend down. Look I'm sorry.

I'm I'm trying my best I'm going to try to kill you. I just we need to get this in place as best we can if it doesn't happen Look, I want to help you too. I don't have a piece of leather But this is a really tough piece of beef jerky about my dad Alex can I punch a loop to knock him out? God People no real fight.

I'm doing non-leo No, you're a bad tricker. Um if I see this happen Can I do everything in my power to make it so she misses please do? Yeah, roll roll roll your roll your physique against her fight. I got a Plus five I got a plus six Well, little DB you're you're using magic to kill like roll magic real quick.

I'm that I will explain what's happening Oh fuck I kill him Healing isn't uh thing. That's one of my stunts. Oh is it okay? That's why I said I spent a point for that.

All right, so you're you're what you're doing is you're like you're laying You like the medical guy like some people are holding him down like trying to help him They reset his bone and you're like laying your hands to heal the wound Fiona runs through the crowd and punches Luke in the face Chance is a slow motion everyone starts standing up and trying to attack you many role defense I'm just gonna be like I'm just trying to knock around so he doesn't feel paid. Are you not rolling defense? No, I'll take the hits uh you take two damage to the face wait Can I roll like empathy to be like look I'm just trying to help or try but you took two damage to the face as uh another kid stood up and punched you Okay, that's fine out you punched my jaw Actually chance get her out of here, please Um, I'm gonna roll physique to try and restrain her. All right roll for the seek.

Uh, that is a plus six I'm not gonna try to inflate it. It'll be like it was a try to help All right another kid comes running up and tries to kick you maddie We if another kid cries to punch me, I'm actually gonna try to defend I will I am in the process of dragging her away now. What did you roll for restraining? Uh chance?

Plus six. All right, so maddie roll your defense Okay, well fight or do I have to roll fight? Yeah, you have to roll fight That's another plus six He's gonna get a bonus to hate you because you're being restrained to drag away So chances dragging you were waiting another kid runs out of the crowd and kind of like a hulk hogan High boots you into the chest and he gets oh jesus, uh, he gets two damage on you I have to roll to like make sure I don't fall or something No, no, you don't I'm sorry to get a kiss He's kind of a get the fuck out of here and kicks you I have the situation in hand a gentle person and now get out of here He seems really mad. He's like fuck you get the fuck out of here That kind of language is not necessary All right, uh, db luke is a pain because he got hit in the face and No Also the worst I bet you to it was probably He answered her even more.

I'm gonna apologize luke and I'll be like, I'm sorry I'm trying to do my best I can he's not super responsive He's more like yelling and like biting down on a by stick or the chewy Sorry the the chewy beef jerky that someone gave him to bite down on it was very tough Okay, sorry tough like leather And I'm gonna focus on the leg because the face it was just being punched and hopefully that will be taken over the leg in the report All right, um, so people come out with a stretcher Um, he's kind of not responsive to actual communication at the moment But they're trying to calm it down and you heal the leg to the ability that you're able to heal the leg Okay, so are you just still just punching on a hot dog in the sidelines? Yeah, she's probably entertaining. It's supposed to take track meet ever right She can't back at the right time. Yeah, she's just standing there chilling with dalston and the polar watching their stuff like I don't even know what's going on because she didn't see the link break She just saw every swarming over somewhere and it'll fight break out.

She doesn't know what happened Fair enough. Uh kerry. What are you doing as this is all going on because you've been relatively quiet Her face is gone completely pale and she's just standing there staring at where they took luke away And um, she's just gonna start walking towards fiona quietly. All right, so if you want a chance and kerry Leave the stadium kerry just behind fiona and chance Sophia's in the stands little d are you going with them because they seem to be carting him off to el hospital I'm gonna go with luke and i'm going to um, use our new magic communicator to communicate to the team Like can someone please get in contact with his parents and let them know what's going on I'm gonna follow him to the hospital for now and I roll to see if I have a school roster in the window Go sure go for it.

Yeah, I got plus seven. Yeah, she has a school roster sure we call his parents. All right, actually who wants to call his parents? At it.

I will call his parents So we're gonna go over to two seconds over to uh, Sophia Sophia your much of hot dogs. There's a bunch of question Not sure what's happening. Uh, you hear a voice from behind you. It's a madry and she goes.

Oh look there's some crows Have you ever seen like 20 of them all at once? It was so cold as one time out of her guys thought She starts to go into crows. I don't know about crows, but she does. Um, you're very smart Yeah, so listening goes back to talking to that Cut to chance Fiona and carry outside of the thing what are you saying you were doing if you don't know I was just gonna go to like a train station and just take the train home.

I have caught you I like stuck you in the window. I let me leave chance. I don't want to be here. Uh, can I roll to um, cold cocker, please?

Yeah, yeah, roll fight. Okay. I see her try to fight me. I'm gonna No, no, this is a cold cock sucker punch.

You don't see this coming Oh, if um, if you're trying to uh sneak attack roll stealth versus notice and then if you win that then you can attack with that defenciency or is that just I would you know what I would I would accept to see versus notice. Yes. So that is plus three so zero Okay, so you she does not see the attack coming and now you can make an attack roll with no chance for defense My fist is completely covered in shadows and I've activated time to boogie. Oh, okay.

All right So you've activated this not to give you plus two to fight. Okay. Uh, so that's a five You get hit with a five That's how we used to do it back on Olympus. You broke a boat.

So we have you back on Olympus. You never Like here is furious at the start and random loose objects are shaking around her So this is street name. My name's lucky gates. I'm calling to let you know that your son fell during the track meet He's he's doing okay.

Uh, he broke his leg and he's getting he's going to the hospital now I know he said we were here to get him back by five But I think it's gonna take a little while I can get you the address if you want to come back up to the hospital That's fine. Thank you for thank you for the call. We did get a call from the coach. Um, I appreciate it though Thank you for being concerned.

Look if you need if you need us to to keep tabs on them You know, we'll we'll be with him at the hospital as long as uh as long as we need him to okay We'll be there shortly. Um, there's no need for that. Thank you though. Okay, great.

Thanks. Bye Oh, I'm sorry. I've lived up there basically. Let's see 16 years So it's kind of hard to shake the old habits of my world.

I'm from I appreciate that you bring your culture into our world But maybe maybe need to appropriate our culture a little bit. Maybe you need to learn how to live amongst us or use your damn brain I've lived in hell with 30 years and I don't burn people every chance I get back out of the window Close the door. You just think I'm some of mine with some muscle bag. I know how to use my brain I just don't use it well because I am let's see raised by the goddess of wisdom and war Then you should have some fucking common sense How many times does it tell you to think before you act at this point?

She's just gonna walk out. I'm thinking before I act right now and I'm trying not to punch you in the face She's just gonna also fall her out and just slam the door Uh, maybe there's a tent in it. Maybe there's not who cares it's someone to go And then she'll just gonna start walking you were training. I'm gonna charge you for that All right, there's a there's like an older gentleman looks like he's like getting out of a car nearby and he sees Some of this happening he goes yolkids are all right.

Oh, yeah, we're trying. Thank you Oh, you know, just some team girls having a little Drama here. He's gonna turn around and look at chance and just narrow her eyes and be like think very quick carefully about what you say next If there's anything I know about my life. I never have to think My carry is just steady walking away Take it easy you good.

He gets it's gone Hey, are you from around here? Where's the nearest train station? Are you talking to this guy? Yeah, I'm checking station found Uh, I don't know if any training.

There's a bus depot if you walk down this couple miles. Thanks and she starts walking that way All right, so it turns down Oh, they uh, they all left Measure measures. I'm gonna go see if the window goes still here first Gentle gentle gentle go back to the stands and try and collect everybody. All right All right, so who who gets collected to the window go?

Sofia do you go with back to the window go? Yeah, I wouldn't she Donaldson. I agree puppy right hit puppy up A holder stays yeah, he's like this is my job. I have to get home Let's go with the wife of kids if he does It's like oh, yeah, it was uh nice to meet you too.

I guess uh, just don't kidnap anymore sentient beings Hey, take take care. I Lord. I'm sorry. We didn't get to meet.

I I apologize if you want, uh, uh, a uh crocade I got some I got some blue. I got some orange is a red. Hello. I don't know.

I I'm not a big fan of artificially flavored things Oh, yeah, you know, normally I'm not either, but you know when when in room as they say, huh As we're at a stadium here and it's sports and I don't sport very good. I've never been to room Bye, I like We get we get we get the team. We got the Donaldson when we get back to the window go, um, chancell offer anybody a ride. They want to go, uh, spend some time at the hospital.

Otherwise, they'll take everybody else back to, uh, Ruby River, Ruby River. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So everybody messed up a lot early on with Ruby Ridge and Ruby River. So I get confused. Yeah. So you're going back to Ruby River with everybody except for DB and Fiona.

Yes. Unless anybody wants to go to the, I would drop them off the hospital. They want to go straight to the hospital. All right.

So you guys are going to the hospital then, uh, DB goes to the hospital as well. The stuff at the hospital is just basic stuff. The only let family in right away. Um, but the healing actually expedited.

So I just stayed there for very long. It's kind of a mess of much before there. And that goes about as fun as waiting in a hospital waiting room goes. So much fun.

That's when, uh, it wants everything is settled there and stuff like that. And like, I'm pretty sure I'll talk to his parents some point and be like, I tried to the best again. Hopefully it helps him. I don't know what I did.

Please tell me you give them pants. I don't have a pants. Chancell offer a little DB a ride back if he, uh, if he's ready to go. Well, if you guys have already left, I'll go with you.

If they have a left, I'll just walk back to the place by myself. And I guess with, uh, Carrie too, if she's there. Oh, yeah, I would let you know, like, if, uh, you play on saying, like after we left the stadium to go to the hospital, if you were playing on saying there for a while, I would say, you know, I'll drop everybody back off and if you want me to come pick you back up, I'm willing to do that. All right.

Then that's fine for me. I'll wait for him and then they just leave. I just want to make sure the parents knew exactly what I did and that the magic that you'll just like, and stuff like that. Okay.

Cool. Yeah. They, they, they thank you. They're like, I think you're very much DB.

I appreciate it. Professor the glory of the little bit that way. Yeah. They, yeah, they're, they're there.

There's a whole hub of, um, so does everybody go back to Ruby, a river then when he, cause he gets let out and he goes with his parents and he's kind of in a not want to talk with anybody mode. So he goes with his parents back home. Uh, does everybody else go back to Ruby River with chance in the window go? Yeah.

So if you want to be dropped off at school, we'll dance. Okay. Um, all right. So you guys are headed to Ruby river, uh, Fiona, you go to the bus station.

Yes. All right. You're at the bus station and there's a guy behind the counter. He's like, I'm gonna help you.

One second. Is her Ruby river, please? All right. Well, let me see.

All right. That will be a certain amount of money. I don't know how much bus tickets cost. I'll say five months.

All right. So she'll pay it. And then she'll be like, thanks. And then she'll get on the bus and go home.

She's got to text Gina again and be like, I'm messed up and I feel like I screwed up. And I just, I just need to know if you can support me or something. You don't, you don't get an answer right away. That's awesome.

It's so great. I see you guys are having a lot of people here expecting a lot for just started up to the girls. So you know what? I don't know how relationships work.

All right. So, um, you guys get to the school who's being dropped over there. Well, almost everybody's dropped up at the school. Everyone looks like a little D.

B. So everyone's being dropped over the school chance. Except for you. I gotta break the window.

All right. All right. You're going to stay at the school. Everybody.

You're going home. Chance. I'll take all the battery home. Okay.

Okay. So you are off doing that at the school. Everyone is dropped up at the school. What are you guys doing?

It's not calmed down at all. So Carrie, how are you doing? Carrie's going to give so few of this look like you do really just asking that. She's going to like, yes, she does stay here for a minute and she's going to go, well, the only person who doesn't have hours in my life will actually like me just got punched by somebody who is super powered and probably will never talk to me again now.

And I don't know how to feel about that. I'm pretty angry. Not really sure what to do about that. But if he blames you for something that wasn't your fault, he's not a very good person anyway.

I'm not saying he's going to blame me, but would you want to hang around with somebody who's teammates with somebody who physically assaulted you when you had a broken leg? I've talked to everybody. Fair point. If you weren't you, I don't know how to answer that question.

Fair enough. No, I'm not doing okay. I'm pretty pretty stressed out right now. I want to hit a lot of things.

You should go inside and take a nap. I would but there's a human blow stick. Oh, don't worry. We're going to take care of that.

As soon as I go up there. You know, I have noticed that the video gave me I'm going to talk with her and try to figure this out. Carrie is just just pledging her one good face. I'll try to come inside too.

What do you mean? All right. So DB and carrier going up into the tree house. Yep.

Well, I'm I don't know if you carry where you're going. Three house. Yeah, I'm going up to the tree house. I'm going to try for some sort of a.

Okay. All right. So you guys are in the tree house and there is the woman in the bubble. I'm going to place the bracelet back on her.

Okay. Via teleportation or whatever. Well, yeah, because I can't do it with my hand. I'll throw it to the defrozen.

Right. Got you. All right. So I got a plus five for teleportation.

If it works to get it on there. Yep. Totally works. And then I'm going to de-magetize the bubble.

All right. She is de-magetized. She has she's in a little bit of a haze at first, but she comes to. So I have your bracelet somewhat fixed.

So hopefully it'll help you for a little bit while we talk. It's not going to drain. Okay. I see that.

It seems like extended the life expectancy by a little bit marginally. Yes. I apologize for what I don't know if I don't know how it happened. I've never been in one, but I apologize that I put you in a time bubble just to hold you off while I got that fixed.

So I would have time to also find. It's fine. I came to you for help. I did.

I did meet an old woman who was fine with giving me her soul. But again, like I told you before, I don't know what this is. And if you can tell me if any knowledge of what I need to learn to help you do this with the magic or if you know it, the spell or if you know of a book that has it, I'm fine with helping you. I just, the reason I came to you is because I know that you're, you deal with the otherworldly, the souls and things like that.

And through my research, all I found is the only way to buy myself to the timeline is to be bound with something that's from the timeline. And me personally, I need to be bound to a soul. So I just was thinking if it's a way you can buy the soul to me in any way, then this is what I'm letting you know. Never try to bind a soul to someone who technically you have your own soul.

And this happened before. I never tried this before. So I'm telling you right now, I'm trying the best I can. This is gonna be a crapshoot.

Okay. So if it works, it works if it doesn't, I'm sorry. Okay. I mean, I'm desperate.

So. All right. Well, I'm going to, before I do this, I'm gonna try to prepare as much as I can with like, if I have any trinkets or anything like that, which will help me, you know with magical energies. Okay.

Like I'm just, it's bullshit stuff, but I'm just, he's doing that just to try to help it out. It's not actual any pluses or anything. Just right. Gotcha.

Gotcha. All right. And then I will roll this magic to see if I can do anything with this. All right.

I'm gonna add a pop up. Give me some magic roll. I got a plus five for the roll. All right.

You feel like you were able to do it. Like you're able to bond the soul to her body. Okay. How are you feeling?

I feel all right. I guess it's a strange sensation. I'm feeling things from this other person's life. It's different.

Tell you that. Okay. Again, never tried this before with especially from someone from the future. I don't know what side effects are what will happen with it.

If you need any help or you're not feeling right, come to me. Okay. But besides that, I guess you're free to go. I sincerely am appreciative and I owe you one DB.

All right. Thank you. And you got me a little DB on my friends do and hopefully we can be friends. We are now sir.

All right. She takes off. So yeah, she takes off. It's getting towards night because you drove all the way to onyx ridge, drove all the way back and it's getting late.

I'm going to go over to a Sophia, Sophia, you and Donaldson are going to the school. Yes. All right. What's the best way to sneak in without doing too much damage?

He's like, well, it is what is it Saturday night? The night classes should be in. So it should be open. Nice.

Let's go. Okay. Then it's rolling. All right.

So you guys you guys stroll in. There's a number of classrooms that are currently active. It's it's not between classes. It's during class, right?

Yep. There seems to be a number of classes that are going right now that are like seems like the school day has just started, but it's after sundown. Okay. So I got time before losing lots of people in halls.

Yeah. She's just going to hold tango to the clean closet. Okay. What do we need?

It's like a for what exactly? Well, I think it's in a bag. So maybe just something to wipe down if it like, because I don't know how gross it was. And like air freshener.

Usually when I my experience with cleaning feces has been I always have to use a toothbrush. So okay. Do I have to roll for toothbrush? No, no, he's just saying that he's always been forced to clean up feces with his toothbrush.

So why would you question it? Okay. So if that's the way you're going, he's like, all right, I'll go get my toothbrushes. He gets his toothbrushes.

It's like this is the way we're doing it. I'm not even just a toothbrush. That is too fresh. Okay.

The question is, when he comes back to toothbrushes, is she going to know he needs his own? Oh, I don't know how oblivious is Sophia? Really oblivious. She doesn't know.

Nope. No. Sorry, don't. All right.

So this is the way I've been forced to clean up fecal better than past. Why are you forced to clean it? My old, it doesn't matter. Don't want to talk about it.

Oh, I'm sorry, Donaldson. All right. So you guys go to go clean it up? Yep.

All right. Um, you have to break into the locker. Yep. He's like, I don't know how to break into a locker.

I did. I can do it again. All right. Well, it's only one.

All right. So you're still able to open it. School lockers for not sure anything. He break into the school locker and it looks like the mess is still pretty much there, but it looks like somebody has been in the locker and got stuff out of it already.

So it looks like somebody discovered it at one point. Well, we're still going to clean it. All right. Okay.

So you and Donaldson go about cleaning the talk to the locker with his toothbrushes. After all for cleaning. No, it's just talking to me. Any like he proves in there that I got gross that she's going to have to like rewrite out.

No, it looks like a lot of the stuff I've taken out, like whoever had found it took out a bunch of the stuff. So it's pretty much there's not a whole lot that she covered except for the locker. So yeah, she's gonna when they're done, she wants to leave a note that says I'm really sorry. All right.

Do you put your name on it? She would. All right. Put your name on it.

Okay. So, all right. So you guys clean that out. It takes a little while.

I'm going to go over to Fiona. You ride the bus. It takes a while because the bus schedule and whatnot. And you weren't able to actually leave on its ridge for a while.

And then you're on a bus and the bus drives really slow and makes a bunch of stops. But eventually you get to a bus station in Ruby River at night. Cool. I start walking home.

All right. You walk to your home. Yeah. Is there anything that happens?

Or is it just? No, I'm just asking what you're doing. It's just alone. Walking all set.

I'm like taking your phone every two seconds. I'm pissed at myself. Everyone's gonna hate me. God, this feels like a one-pissed guy.

She's talking to herself now. That all happens. I'm gonna zoom forward to Monday unless anyone's doing anything else. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. After I drop off Manjorie, I'm gonna do a call back from a few episodes. I'm gonna go into work and go to R&D and test the new products. Are you testing them yourself or?

If there's actually somebody in working on the weekend, I would have them walk me through it. Okay. All right. You get walked through some of the products.

Some of the workers seem a little bit cagey about some of the product projects, but for the most part, they walk you through them. Like cagey in a sense. Like they haven't fully tested them or... Yeah, basically.

Yeah. Field tested, as it were. Yeah. They're pretty cagey about the subject of field testing, yes.

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