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Jan 9, 2018 1 hr 36 min

Generation Justice #14

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The crooks are out stealing again, and this time they have some new help. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (Nicole -- @nmheuser), Carrie (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Made possible from support from: Tony, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn

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I want to welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am Happy Puke and I am your Game Mustard. This here is a Patreon game for the SHU podcast feed based on some sassy teens. And those sassy teens are Carry the Shadow Lady played by Bailey.

Of course you pick me because I moved my mic to cough. Hi everyone. Like Tae-Zon Day. We've got Fiona the Sword Lady played by Matty.

Hello, this is Fiona here, mate. We have Chance the Lucky Boy played by Matthew. Hey, we have Ghost Hamster Shootin' Girl played by Nicole. It's really hard to smoke your character in a couple of words honestly.

It's a very complex idea. Hi, I'm Zuffer. We've got Big Bad God Daddy, Little DB played by Mark. I just want to say that I'm looking forward to listen to a tale of all this time with Guobo and his date.

So would someone like to give us a quick rundown of what happened on the last episode of Generation Justice? Oh boy. No, I think Bailey is very enthusiastic. I think Bailey is very enthusiastic.

I'm calling on Miss Bailey to let us know what happened. Thank you, I have my hand up in the air and everything. That's not quite a good one. I'm rewarding.

Thank you. So we ended up going to Onyx Ridge for the track meet. I believe it was DB and Sophia and Carrie tried to kidnap their beholder. Hey, Bailey, my best friend.

You're my best friend. Turns out it is sentient and it likes cabbage. And his name is Ilord. His name is Ilord.

Sophia talked, it's nonexistent years off quite a bit. And we rooted for Luke and nothing bad happens and it was OK and he won his. I got hot dogs. He was crazy.

No, he actually tripped and got hurt and then got punched in the face by a demi-god who doesn't pay attention and thinks that that's how you deal with physical pain. Yes, you knock him out. Do I don't feel the pain? No, that's not how that works at all.

Carrie got mad and after they got Fiona out, she went back to the Winnebago and sucker-punched her. I remember because I rolled really good on that. Little DB did his best to try to help Luke, which I think is the only reason that he's probably not dead at this point. He's in physical therapy now.

Trying to think of what else happened. Very, very upset. Fiona tried to apologize and he called her out. Real, real aggressively.

So she threatened him back. Fiona found a severed dog head in her locker and then went to the authorities crying. We still don't know who did it. I have theories.

Carrie went to Little DB and asked for his help investigating who is trying to traumatize their sweet cinnamon roll. Chance we found out his girlfriend is like super in animals. She has a dog named Pumplums. Yeah, she got a personality.

I'm so proud of her. Chance, did you do anything else? Because I honestly don't remember off the top of my head. I tried to restrain Fiona and I ended up having to drag her off the field.

That is true. And I drove people around and you did work stuff. I usually do work stuff. I got a business to run.

Yeah, we're so not sure what you do. We had him on the machine of Google getting texts. Oh, yeah. Oh, and not future knocks that we know of got her watch fixed, I think.

Chance, you got a new soul. And she got a used soul. Generally used. We got ready for the winter formal.

Yeah. He's got a tuxedo. And we ended on the cliffhanger of Guba walking in with his date. Who should be who?

I bet you $10 that Gubo's going with Jennifer Chill. So we will open up at G Irons basement. Tarnew! I knew he was going to do that.

So what if that's how everything does? All right. So Fiona, you're sitting there. She's tinkering with stuff.

Is there anything this specific you do? So I did put on music last time. And I'm scrolling through the tablet looking at news paper articles for if anything's going on, if the Kabuki masking is still doing anything like that. There hasn't been much movement from the Kabuki masking in a while.

So you have not heard anything from that now. So nothing else like weird has been going on in town? Not that is public knowledge now. OK.

So then I'm going to start researching the poll of Drake. And as I'm starting to research it, I'm going to be like, so I've only been on Earth for a little bit now. But is your dad blank irons that works in Steel City? Jeffrey irons, yes.

Jeffrey irons. I like it. I know that she says blank as well. Yes, that's my father.

I'm not trying to make this awkward. I'm just trying to get to know you better. Why are you living in Ruby Ridge when he's over in Steel City? Me and my brother wanted to come here and go to this school.

And we're pretty independent. So we're here studying here because Steel City doesn't really have a great, you know, metahuman high school. So I get that. I like it that.

I haven't seen your brother. Have I seen your brother? I don't know. I come over here not only to try to hang out with her, but also because of my hand.

So I'm like, I don't want to make it seem like woman. Yeah, but you haven't had the hand long enough for that to be a fake. It's only been like a couple of weeks. A month actually because it's been like four weeks or so?

She's like, I don't know if you've ever met my brother. He graduated last year. So I don't know if you were ever in any classes with him. What was his name?

I'm a tornado. Is he not? No, he was in our class. I was making a joke.

Yeah. No, his name is Jeffrey too. It's like a junior thing. I see.

I see. I see the column junior or Tray. Hey, it is what it is. I'm researching for anything to do with the cultist rig again.

It's been a year and I feel like maybe something's been happening. It's been pretty quiet in the front. It's, it's pretty much the same stuff you found last time. Really?

Not finding anything new. So you're building a power suit over there? Is that for like personal use? Or are you going to?

Yeah, it's for me. If you ever need any help? Do you know how to build stuff like this? I know a guy who might know some stuff.

I mean, I know guys too. If you're asking if you want to help. if you don't know how to do it. I was about to offer to help you train to use it and everything.

Train to use it. Do you know how to fly a mech suit? I think I'm more trying to imply when you want to use the mech suit, it's from what I've seen from some superhero movies of Effie Nann. He seems to have to learn how to use it and learn how to fight with it and everything.

So if you need help learning the fighting techniques, I could try to help. No, I see what you're saying, like sparring type stuff. Yes, sparring. Oh, maybe.

Cool, cool. She just keeps working. She's not a huge talker, so. I get that.

So she just keeps working. Anything else that you're doing in the basement while you guys are down there? I would help her and also like just keep researching of her stuff. Every now and again, she's like, hey, can you hand me that transistor?

Can you hand me that? Or has you helped her like tight nuts or both to carry large things? But there's not a whole lot of like technical stuff she's having you do. I'm the muscle.

I'm going to say you want to know what a transistor is. Wait, no, I will try to learn some stuff from her. Like I'm interested in learning about the technology stuff. Like she just doesn't want to be the dumb brute.

She also wants to learn. Right. It's kind of difficult because she's kind of way beyond like entry level stuff. So what she says stuff, it's like pretty high level attack stuff, but you're picking up a little bit.

That's all that matters. I just want to be like, cool, cool. I got it. Sweet.

All right. We are going to cut back to the dance at the dance. What's everybody wearing? Sparkly Orange Tuxedo.

But it's kind of like a, well, I have pictures, but they're not going to help audio, but it's got like ruffles in the back and she doesn't really have a shirt, like the white shirt's on and they just got one of those like high neck lazy bralette things. It's awesome. And white set heels. She has a sparkly orange top hat too.

And draw this shit. I know we said it on the last episode and I don't remember exactly what I said. It's a competition there. Oh, I think it was like an ice blue suit with like snowflakes on it or something.

I think Harry has a halter top or halter dress on. It is black, like everything else in her life, but she has fully teased her hair back up to its normal orange granger. All right. And Guobo walks in and on his arms are four very well dressed girls and they all look like a pimp.

Yes, they all are identical. It's their quadruplets. Go go. I'm so proud of you.

It's not just one of those people that can multiply and they've done it four times to make it look like a pimp. So yeah, he comes in with quadruplets. I'm going over and say hi to all of them because you know I'm good with that. I'm going to be like, Hey, I'm Guobo's dad.

Nice to meet you. Little DB, you actually recognize these girls. Oh, do I? Okay.

Why are they? They are Guobo's sisters. Oh, okay. You know them as Tia Tamara, Patty and Duke.

Okay. Patty and Duke. All right. I'll take them off and come with them and stuff like that.

I'm going to go to the band and rub a spot. I think I see how Guobo's will head. Okay. Then be like, all right, well, you guys have fun at the dance and I'm seeing me if you need anything.

All right. Guobo, Tia Tamara, Patty and Duke. They all go and hang out. Can we just call them TTPD?

If you want to. Did we all come in like one big group together or did we just kind of like come separately? Okay. Guobo came separately.

Okay. Everybody else. I don't know. Did you guys go in a group or do you go separately?

That's up to you. I walked three feet from our house. Seriously. Probably what happened is she went with Marjorie since Carrie and we'll be living with Marjorie.

I'm sorry. They probably just walked there. So probably Sophia showed up if they did. Yeah.

Yeah. Cool. So everyone is at the dances is going well. Sophia's taking lots of selfies.

Sophia takes a selfie in a corner so she tries to see as much of everybody as she can in the background and she sent it to Fiona. She's right here. Is everyone out there dancing? No, not everyone's at the dance.

Fiona's gone. There's a couple of people that didn't go. I take it. Luke is not there.

Luke is not there either. Yes. Sophia runs up to Carrie. Okay.

Sure. Okay. Just completely out of it. She's not really paying a lot of attention.

Okay. It takes a selfie. I'm not here. All right.

It stays on scene. Of course it does. She's probably said 500 so this point he's like, oh God. And she ignores it.

Not again. Eventually it just stays on delivered. I'm going to try to get anybody who I see is a wallflower to come out and dance and I'll even dance around. I'm also trying to show them that, hey, look at anyone can do this.

Even me. So you're being a weird chaperone who's pushing people into the dance floor. That's right. Or at least get out and get some punch and talk with people and stuff like that.

All right. You seem to be upset with some of the wallflowers. One of the wallflowers in particular is pretty resistant to your pushing him out on the dance floor. I don't mean physically pushing, but verbally and socially pushing.

Yeah. Okay. I'll be like, well, hey, I understand dude. Sometimes you know, you got to get out there and show your moves.

You never know if you can catch that lucky guy or gal. You got to get out there. That's some fun. It's not going to be fun for your whole life.

Trust me. Whatever man. In the background you just hear Carrie. Dad, stop it.

You're embarrassing me. Whatever man dances for posers. Then why'd you come? Just to see all the losers.

Okay. All the sheeple. Cool. All right, man.

Have fun then. Sit on the wall. You guys like to do what you know. You pretend to crush people's heads and stuff or whatever.

Whatever. I'm not a narc really. I haven't told anybody or anything. But whatever man.

Yeah, fun. I mean this. Really? Have fun doing whatever you're doing.

He's wearing ripped up jeans and one of those tuxedo t-shirts. He's got a backpack and a bunch of pants. Patches all over it. He's also got a denim over shirt over it.

It's also got patches all over it. He's wearing sunglasses. Have you been talking to my high school friends? Do any concerns about backpack at the dance?

That's going on. The dance goes well. It's a pretty uneventful evening except that it's a nice dance. Everyone has a good time.

Big, exciting or detrimental goes on unless anyone does anything different. I have a brief request. Sure. About halfway through I would like to dip out and go back to the tree house and retrieve a boombock and somebody's bike.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Somebody's what? What do you think I'm doing Matthew?

I have kidnapped a bike because I don't think Carrie has one and I am going to go to Luke's house. All right. So you're going to solo boombocks and you're going to Luke's house? No, no.

The boombox is mine. I stole a bike. Please tell me to take the bike just for giggles. I'm just kidding.

I left a note that says dear Vid Kid, I owe you one. No, his name, you still can't believe. Yes. So you go to Luke's house?

Yes, I do. Yeah. Going to pull the movie. What is that movie with?

What's this? Say anything, John. Yes. That is what I want.

I'm going to pull a say anything. I'm just going to stand outside with the boombox. All right. You're standing outside in the boombox.

It's snowing and it's dark. So you're standing out in the yard in the snow. You see a singular light on from the second story and as you're playing the boombox, a curtain kind of opens and you see the silhouette of a figure kind of looking down at you and then the curtain closes. All right.

You do anything else? I'm going to go home. Okay. So you go home?

Anyone else doing anything during the dance? Well, all that's left at the dance then is Sophia and Gubo. No chances are there. Yeah.

Madry. Yeah, but she's not a player so she doesn't count. Chance and Madry. She's wearing a really nice dress.

She's got like a lapel that has a hummingbird on it. Like a little animal lapel. She danced with you and she's pretty happy being at the dance. Awesome.

We switched on the dance floor. The dreus lady. Sweet. Hey, no PDA.

You didn't see it. You got like six. I'm july got two eyes. Okay.

I got a plus two on my notice roll. Okay. Let me let me counter roll with my stealth. My normal.

I was really I don't have a stealth. I got a plus. So yeah, you see a smooch in. No PDA please and chance chance gagels like a young child.

When you do that because he got caught doing something fun. Does the kid dance? He's not very good at it or very confident. He seems to be worried about people watching him and he's like a little worried about the social aspect of it.

But I mean he'll go along with you as long as you're taking the lead. He's just kind of like he just seems to be really self conscious. Hey Wesley, you can go dance somewhere else if you want. Whatever whatever you want to do.

I'm done for anything. Let's go play video games. Oh yeah, that sounds great. Tell that we sneak into the AV room.

Yeah, let's go. Alright. So you guys will be in fancy outfits. She's going to give him a weird handy of the AV room.

Maybe you don't know. Alright, Matthew, you have a chance you have a magical evening with Madry. It's great. Damn it, I like for you guys.

Is that fair? Any prom or dance that I went to in real life? Me too. For everyone except for Chance, the evening is kind of weird.

Why is the word for so fast? Well, because he's like not super into dancing and then you go play video games in the AV room. It's not a very typical. Who cares?

Well, she's heavy. Fair enough. She's not a very typical high school dance. And then the dance is over.

And the weekend, the rest of the weekend is pretty average. Nothing super special happens. You hang out with people. You go through your average weekend and we're going to zoom ahead to Monday unless there's something very impactful and special that anyone wants to do over the weekend.

Probably on Sunday. She will have like tried to go to talk to him if he doesn't like go to the door. She's not going to press it. Yeah, you don't get any response.

I didn't think I would. She's pretty much accepted at this point that it's kind of like when you get bit by a dog, you don't want to hang out with your neighbor, Shuea. So that Monday though, we are actually going to open up with a career early in the morning. Sorry, Alex, chances get it go shopping for the day that's four days after the winter solstice.

I don't know what it's called at this world. We'll call Christmas or Boxing Day. I don't know what we celebrate. Okay, so you're going to go crib and shopping?

Yeah. Okay. We're going to open up on Carrie early in the morning on Monday. Luke is in school.

He has a cane and he has kind of a bad limp, but he does come up to you and he seems in an okay mood. I'm just going to like kind of smile and be like, Hey, how you doing? Okay, I want to apologize. I don't think you need to.

No, I do because during the dance this weekend, I've been kind of distant and that's my fault. I was feeling really bad for myself and I really needed just to be shut away from everything for a little while. I think I'm coming through and I just want to say that there's no hard feelings. I'm okay and I just want everything to be okay between us.

Carrie's going to kind of nod and she's still doing that little awkward shuffle thing. She's like, I honestly didn't think you wanted to see very much of me, but I don't think that I could have lived with myself. I didn't try. I'm glad you're feeling a little bit better and she kind of offers her hand and she goes and I would still like very much to be your friend if you're open to it.

Oh, absolutely. Are you going for like a handshake? Yes, kind of a peace offering kind of thing. He actually goes in for a hug and he's like, I'm totally okay with being friends.

I just had a really rough time and I just want to be okay. Oh, I will take the hug. If he's going in for a hug, she will very quickly just kind of, oh, okay, hug. He likes affection.

He seems to be in a pretty decent mood even though he's kind of limping. He's like, now that tracks over, I have a lot of extra time to do whatever. Hey, maybe you'll find your better at something else. You never know.

Maybe until then I'm just kind of winging it and just trying to find myself without, you know, that aspect of my life, I guess. She kind of nods and she goes, I can understand that. And she kind of looks at the kid and she goes, we need to pimp that. Get you some racing stripes or something.

Oh, no. I don't want to get too attached to it. Because eventually I'll be on, I won't need it. I don't want to have the crutch to speak if you don't mind.

Fair enough. I just thought it would be fun. All right. So he's a bit slow walking in, but he walks into the school with you.

In the morning, everyone's in class. Look at the different class, but he walks into the school with you, but he goes off to his own class. Everybody else is in class together on Monday. Everyone.

Not everyone, but he's not there. How many days do we have left of school before the winter break? Not many winter breakers coming up very fast because this is coming out in January. Right.

Okay. So let me know before that happens. So basically, a chance this is before the winter break. So there's anything you want to do before the winter break.

Oh, yeah. Well, I was going to give everybody their gift. So I went to the day before. Okay.

So anything anybody wants to do before winter break? Let me know. Let me know now because we're just going to go through school because school is pretty average. Except that Bethany is not there.

At some point, I do want to talk to Fiona. Okay. She's going to kind of like wave at you and be like, Hey, you got a minute? Yeah, I got all the time that you need.

What's so awesome. Are you going to watch me? I don't know. You're going to mouth off and hit somebody again.

Yeah. She's going to kind of like hold her one hand out kind of in the truth. I just want to hand just because it's so hard. It's true.

It's true. Look, I just want to talk to you. Okay. I want to apologize for hitting you.

That was uncalled for. Please. Please let me finish. I understand that there is going to be some culture differences.

I mean, hell, there's culture differences between me and the people now. That's the only reason why I've been. I've been here, but I am a young teacher, but I can imagine what it's like for somebody who's never lived on earth. I overreacted, but you have to remember something because I'm, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out here.

I've never had anybody who didn't have powers that cared about me. And Luke is. And I hate to say this. Human.

He's fragile. He's breakable. And I don't want anything to happen to him. I don't know what would happen to me.

If something happened to him. I also don't know what would happen to me, if anything happened to you. You are my friend. And I don't use that word, lightly, okay.

I care a great deal about you. But I also know that unless you and I learn to control our respective angers and powers, that there is not going to be a place in this world for us. There are so many people right now that are trying to tear us down. We can't keep doing it to each other.

And she's going to offer her hand to you and she's going to say, I am willing to work with you in whatever way we can to keep each other in check. You are my teammate and nothing is going to change that. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry for what I did. It's I try to do good. So they are more of an action before I thought, you know, that kind of thing. So we'll try.

I'll try and she'll shake your hand. All right. You know, I've been thinking, you said you hang out with your aunt Athena a lot, right? Sometimes sometimes it's my uncle.

Sometimes it's my uncle's wife. So I may be a little rusty with my Greek mythology, but Athena is a strategy goddess. Why don't you talk to her? That's like right up your alley, punch the things, but know how to punch the things.

I bet she'd be more than willing to help you. Yeah, I know she might, but she's also super busy and it's not easy for me to contact them. I don't have the powers DB has. Well, you can always talk to Dee Dee.

She kind of gives her this look. She goes, I mean, you know, or you can come with me to my therapy group. That's always fun. Lots of trust falls.

I don't know. We'll have to see about that. And she kind of strikes and she goes, it's there if you want it. Cool.

Now it's almost lunchtime. We'll get food hungry. All right. Yeah, food.

All right. So that conversation happens. Anybody else doing anything before we do the end of this school session, giving, I guess that she has wanted to do? Yeah.

Maybe so if you know about Carrie. OK. Maybe it likes like, oh, my God, Carrie. And like, how's things been look?

He doesn't text me anymore. But you know what happens? Luke needed some time to figure stuff out on his own. I wouldn't take the not texting too personally.

I happen to do it a little bit. And she kind of likes to like, oh, sweet, soon. I think he's doing a little bit better. He showed up today.

We talk. He still wants to be friends. So, you know, that's a plus and she kind of thumbs up. Oh, that's good because I know I never got a chance to talk.

And I'm sorry about that. But you're saying before something about stuff happened before? Like, are you still worried about something like that happening again? And she kind of like rubs her jaw and she goes kind of, but I feel like it's a little bit less likely to happen because I have other people I can trust now.

Oh, that's good. So I mean, like the thing breaking is I seem to come out of nowhere. I don't worry about that. Yeah, I am too.

Still, I've been thinking a lot about that. I'm not sure if that was 110 percent, just an accident, but I'm not. You know, going to try to like rally if it was, you know, but it seemed timely. How could it not be an accident?

I mean, what could have caused that? That's my issue is if it wasn't an accident, I have no idea where to start to try to figure it out. I'm willing to just at this moment say it was an accident. Don't you have like a deal or something?

I do, but my deal has to do with a different individual. And she kind of like pauses. And she's like, who I'm nervous to interact with anymore at this point. Well, as long as you're not worried, it's not going to transfer him.

So then I guess it's OK. I guess as long as everything's going good and he's doing better, then I guess it's OK. But whatever happens, we're here for you. I appreciate that.

Thank you. Is there anything else anyone's doing before what to break near the end of the school session before what a break starts? Chance. What did you want to do?

Hey, guys, it's me, Chance. Uh huh. I spotted it. Fantastic.

I think I figured it all the time. I just want to let everybody know that your friendship means a lot to me this school year and, you know, we're halfway through the semesters over. I'm sure we're all passing all of our classes. I don't really know what we do here, to be honest.

But I wanted to show my appreciation by giving everybody a little something for Krimus. I actually also got people. Krimus gifts. Oh, no.

I sort of want to be got you guys. I'm sad. First chance will use it. I just give me one second.

He goes up to the front of the room and he gives a little something to Uncle Slam. It's a replica championship belt. He's like, oh, except he's on it. It hasn't blazed and I want you because he's Uncle Slam.

Right. Oh, the very much. Where that one in pride, huh? He kind of shuffles back to the rest of the room.

All right. So let's go around the horn here. Let's give everybody a little something. All right.

We'll start with Carrie. Carrie, you know, it's been a long time since you've been back in your own time, but I wanted to help recreate a part of your youth, your childhood before you became a what do you now 3040? I don't remember. Wait, wait 40.

So I got you a beta max player. I know you can't do it if you can't hook it up in the treehouse, but I already got I already got an old TV set up in a room 404. So if you ever want to watch some of your favorite movies from the 80s, here you go. Beta max player for you and a couple of beta max tapes.

I think all these tapes. I don't know what they are. They're not digital. That's all I know.

Carrie's going to like hold it for like a hot second and instead of aside and just bear hug you. It's the sweetest thing ever. Thank you so very much. He is trapped.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. I like it.

Yeah. I'm very thought. Yeah. All right.

So then for Fiona, I got you this. It's just a little something kind of a placeholder. Ha. If you get it.

Ah, this is a replica of the sequined glove that was worn by one. Mikhail Yoxong. I figured you'd want to wear it over the scary robot hand. And also it's a glitters in the light.

I will look at it extremely confused. I'm fairly certain it will fit. Go ahead. She'll put it on.

Nice. And she'll just be like, I five. So moment. All right.

So then for little DB who's been like a dad to us, I got you a series of worlds greatest dad, mugs, ties, t-shirts. And this is underwear. I don't know if it's your size though. And I really hope never to see wearing it.

But you know, I thought it was kind of funny, huh? Thank you. Appreciate it all. And for Sophia, I got you a little something to I don't know what you like.

So I got I talked to one of my friends who's an artist and I commissioned you this artwork of your ghost hamsters hanging out in the cage. One of them sleeping here and you saw spooky and this one running around in a hamster wheel and this one's getting water out of one of those big water things. I'm sure it's like doing your pockets. I hear the bag of gold and it's like virtually open.

Oh, it's winter fresh. That's you. Thank you. I know I appreciate that you just you're giving me what you have.

That's that's fine. I won't get presents later. And if you let Wesley know, I left him a little something special in the av room to you. I can do a hug.

Sure. She's in the big hug. I was from where Carrie was crushing me earlier. Okay.

Hi. Hi. Would you if you're dumb, would you mind if I give up? I got you.

Oh, I got I got gooboo eggnog. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't work for you. He's not here, but I forget.

He's he's not I was able to square him in the bottom. So I forget. She squares you say. I got a hug in my sunglasses.

All right. Well, first for Fiona, this is an actual from about a thousand years ago. Helmet that you're an Athena war in the battle. I know you're like Athena.

You should be like, oh, well, your actual home. So this is kind of a gift that will maybe down the line help you out. But kind of right now, it's just a rock. Here is the soul of a puppy dog.

And hopefully at some point when you can attune your powers better, maybe you'll be able to use it as like you use your hamster. Oh, imagine somehow has like a ribbon interpuckish chiseloopal. Right. So you're so cute.

You're just hitting the rock. I shake that rock. Yeah. Jay, I apologize because you're very hard to shop for.

I know what he gave the man who has everything. Huh? Pretty much. So I got you a novelty tie of the month club.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Yeah. For sure. Should have be heard about a week.

You really nice. Nice. Mark, you really are really hard to figure out what you get to get you. Oh, well, thanks, Dan.

You're welcome. And Carrie, I was on the special to give you. You might have a talk to Carrie by herself for a second. I mean, do you want all of us to leave?

I mean, we're all sitting out. No, no, I was saying I would take her away for. So that's fine. So Carrie.

Yeah. I know you probably missed them and I figured I would give you something. However, I have this was a very big favor. I'd ask a couple of magical people I know.

I'm going to send you back in time to the moment of your death for 10 minutes. So you can talk to your parents and say whatever you want to women, things like that. They will not remember anything after you say it, but they will remember it in the moments. So this way, you can't change time and you will not magically be able to leave your house, but you will get to see your parents.

Are you saying you're now, DB? Yeah. Well, I guess I got to roll magic though, because I could fuck this up. You like how to plus five to get there.

All right, Carrie, you vanish and then you appear in your old childhood home and your mother and dad are there and they say, oh, hey, I needed to talk to you about something and she is just visibly shaking. Can do they see me as I was in the 80s or do they see me as I am now? Okay. I was going to recognize you.

It's about my missing arm. No, they're like, yeah, you just left. What are you doing here? I forgot.

I needed to. And she is just visibly shaking and she she looks at both of them and she was, I just, I wanted to tell you that I love you and no matter what happens, no matter what you hear, but I will always love you. And I am so, so sorry that I've been distant and I haven't talked to you guys a lot lately and she's just going to like barrel into a hug and she's just openly weeping at this point and she's just clinging to her parents. Did something happen at school or you all right?

It's just been a very long day. And I feel like I haven't seen you guys in a very, very long time. Your dad likes to watch his like, he's been like 15 minutes. You know what?

I'm going to, I appreciate it because you know, you know, I love you, kid, but you're being a big, weirdo. What else is new? You know what? You're right.

I just, I needed to let you know that I love you and that I'm trying my hardest to make you proud. You know, we haven't really been the best either. We could, we could be better. I know there's the whole tension and being a kid and all that.

How about this weekend? We go see that, that ghosting blusters movie. We want to go see that because I've been wanting to see it, but I've been like, didn't want to bring it up because you know, there's because you've been distant. I don't know.

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