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Well, welcome back teens. Thank you for joining us this month as always This is our patreon game for our lovely patrons thusly and we are a team of teenagers in Ruby River high So we're gonna begin our adventure in between classes the bell has just rung and coming out of third period biology We see crimson clover would you like to describe crimson clover? Sure crimson clover is a 18 year old girl with bright red hair Her really miss Jessica Shondell and her powers are that she has in kind of a psychic aura that make people Drawn to her and more pliable to her will so you exit the room and you kind of see a see of other teenagers in between You and your locker which you know you have to drop off your books really quickly because you have to make it to Jim Next period alright, so I rush over to the book my book to my actually yeah I'm gonna rush over to the locker book soon. Okay, and closely behind you is the brick boxer coming out of the same classroom biology Yep, that's me.
You want to scribe your character? I'm okay He's about six feet tall has kind of weirdly modeled Fading between red and gray skin and it's a very close cropped hair that looks to be black But who can say because it's all just double anyway and he he told that he wide When people when he first started going by brick boxer some some of the assholes in this class started saying like you mean thick boxer So being so wide you kind of have to turn sideways as you exit out the biology room door Yeah, he he fills the doorway neatly He's figured out just the right way to kind of crunch his shoulders in so he doesn't actually have to turn sideways because that gets really annoying But sure you kind of kind of scrape the door frame a little bit And you can kind of see like a slight kind of scratch on there where the paint is kind of worn off and you're like Dang it not again. Oh the administration hates me for that We really we really need to get Jeffy with paint powers speaking of Jeffy you do see Jeffy He's standing at his locker that's directly across the the way and as you know doing the typical dance of trying to get all the stuff out of there And to get it not covered absolutely covered in peanut butter, which is which is a hard task really hard for Jeffy Mmm, and you realize you have to actually get changed as well because you have gym next period. Yeah, I'd hustle over Oh, I should probably say I My my non-superhero name is Bort Micason He'd hustle over to his locker to get his gym bag and all that stuff in the mass biker You're in your favorite class of the day Which is shop class and you're of course working on your your best friend your motorcycle when the bell rings and it's unfortunate that you have to give up You know this precious time that you have to move on to the next subject you want to description my character now Yeah, yeah, so 18 year old young man medium build five ten five eleven very styled hair It's always perfect any particular like clothing or helmet or anything like that Not no because his superhero is an actual transformation to become them like right now He just looks like a normal kid so you don't even have like a holster for your sword or your blaster on currently No those are also with the transformation good.
You wanna actually have your weapons on you But you see if the holsters were there no he has his transformation belt and that's it So you kind of leave your your motorcycle there and your motorcycle actually has like a computer in it that has sort of a sentient AI That's really become your friend and it gets sad when it sees you going like the headlights kind of our LEDs And they turn into like a sort of sad face and yeah, yeah, I give it a pat on the headlight as I leave I'm gonna miss you type You pass as a few of your fellow classmates like one is working on like kind of Hello or not teleport a repulsor kind of base to lift like cargo and stuff like that They're in the very small stages of things They're like, you know, like lifting balls of wood at this point But they're really trying to nail it down and as you're kind of walking out You see them turn it on and it shoots up into the ceiling and kind of splats against the top of the plaster and the wall And it falls down and just kind of have to chuckle as you leave They'll never get it but you could probably figure it out if you had to yeah so you have to head back into your locker and Make sure you have your books and kind of clean up and everything like that You've got a little bit of oil and grease on your hands and then you get changed into your gym clothes as well Because you have gym experience. Okay. I do that. All right and then calendar girl.
Yes What am I doing? You were just an English class. Oh, and you just had a big presentation So you're giving kind of a powerpoint on the the use of an Oxford comma and it was a persuasive speech for the use of it I like Oxford commas. Very good So you're obviously in the defense floor and you seem to have gotten a pretty good reception of things although it's It was kind of hard to follow at times while everybody's pretty accepting of powers This one's a little oddball and could you tell me why I'm a 17 year old girl and I'm a recent transfer to the school Currently, I'm an African-American girl with a Anted my deal is that I change what my power set is every month on the first of the month and this month I'm an ant girl.
So I'm doing my best. That's some that's interesting stuff going on sure And you can you can smell pretty much everything that's in this school currently Like even though you're on like the third floor You smell like the pencil shavings in every classroom and like you can even smell the You know butter laced hallways mostly from Jeffy Let's be honest. You can also smell like if people are wearing a new perfume or have it shower that day or something like that And you're not super excited to go change your clothes because you have gym class next as well And that locker room kind of has like a smell do we smell? It's gonna sell horrible after gym class also.
Oh, yeah Smells nasty all the time and as you walk out You pack out people like the USB stick that you had your presentation on and everything like that and you make your way out and you see running Past you as sports kid. He's super excited because he's got gymnastics and that's his absolute favorite subject Okay, hey calendar girl. You coming to you excited for gym class I was excited as I can be I think it's gonna be fantastic Uncle Slams that we're gonna play soccer today I'm not great at soccer. I mean do you have like six legs.
I think that'd be pretty cool. No. What's that mean? I'm sorry No, it's fine.
I just have the two legs right now, but I know what you mean I've had a couple more before it's not big deal Alright, well, I'll see you out there and he gives you a high five. Okay, he goes for a high five. See you later, buddy You give him high five back. Yeah, I'll give him high five.
He's a good kid Alright, so you kind of hit him and forgetting your you know super strength or your aunt like strength now It kind of sends his arm back a little bit further than he anticipated And then he just keeps jogging to the to the gym. Sorry man. Don't know my own strength It's okay. No worries I'll just see out there and he runs down the stairs and he's making his way to the locker rooms that are next to the gymnasium But you guys are gonna be outside for it.
Alright, so everybody's changing. Did you all want to do anything in the in between? Obviously the boys are in the boys locker room and the girls are in the girls locker room. Are they smoking in the boys room?
That's a good question for it. You line up a cigarette. No He doesn't even know if he actually has asbestos for lunch yet, but he doesn't want to risk it What about you mass biker you lighten up smoking in the boys room? No, no, not right We're good boys Phil Alright crimson are you lighting up in the girls room?
No, okay down a girl. How would you smoke a cigarette if you wanted to? I figure I'd probably just feel like an urge to pick it up and carry it somewhere You've kind of made like your locker is like stash a bunch of like small things you found on the ground Yeah until I find like someone who's cooler and more powerful than me that I can get them to okay See all the change and you make your way out to the the soccer fields and you know in typical kind of high school fashion It's not for a soccer field now, but in the fall, you know, it's a football field and there's like the track around it So there's some there's a few kids on the track, you know from lower grades or whatever, but Your grade you see uncle slam out there currently. He's like, all right kids.
Come on now Let's hustle up. He's got like a like a big bag of like soccer balls slung in like a mesh bag slung over his shoulder And your whole class makes it there and you see sports kid, of course Jeffy has made his way there too There's a kiro cook who was a recent transfer student from japan And so they kind of have like classes for transfer students just to get assimilated with kind of the us and whatnot so or you recognize A kiro cook also and you kind of like stand next to each other and like hey, how's it going? That's going pretty good yourself. Oh, okay.
What's soccer? Oh, uh, they call it football pretty much everywhere else It's uh, it's the one where there's the round ball that you pick with your feet into the goal as opposed to a hand egg Which is what the americans call football. Um, are you super excited to play soccer board? Yes, and no, I'm Like I'm not really the fastest of people so I'll probably be stuck on defense again or midfield but uh, yeah, I At least I don't need to worry about shin guards.
I mean it'd be hard to put them on any way, but Yeah, you also probably shouldn't like slide tackle anybody but no If you want a few pointers, I can give you some Yeah, sure. Thanks. We'll get out there in a you know kick it around a little bit and I'll show you some uh, some moves And uncle slam kind of checks the sack of balls out into the middle of the field. He's like all right everybody We're gonna do today because we're gonna play soccer mostly.
It's about running. So I want to see a lot of people running I'll be honest. I don't know that much about soccer. That's kind of required course work here uh So those balls kicked into the net and there's somebody in front of it to stop it Uh, you have go on this side and you're one team and you have to go on the other and you're the other team Uh fight.
No wait Let's let's warm up a little bit and it's been kind of a like cold and not exactly rainy, but it's very overcast and kind of Missy out and it's not exactly great. Like the balls are probably a little bit slippery right now and whatnot and out from the clouds you see descending a What can only sort of be described as like a hover ship um and printed all along it says the onyx ridge athletics club and carrying it uh below that giant hovercraft is a giant dome And the arms that are kind of holding all this this dome together release at the same time and above you all comes This giant glow or dome that surrounds the sports field and then the Ship kind of lands on top of it and cuts a hole in the top center and then what drops down is a Female with a bandana and sort of like a denim outfit and she lands and she's got her like arm kind of in a bicep curl motion And uncle says like oh no Not her Is like Canadian tuxedo fill The woman in the middle of the field now, uh Like she lands and smashes the the ball or the bag of soccer balls as she kind of like lands down and she's like Hello everybody. My name is rosy the incinerator and like kind of an outline of her like body turns to flames and kind of scorches the ground a little bit And i've got a bone to pick with you uncle slam. Oh no, I knew this day would come eventually Why'd it had to be today though on soccer day of all days?
That's right It's time for you and I to pay the final price and do the battle that we all knew was coming Now we will do as is tradition the customary five Games of skill and prowess And then the final match between you and I What do you say? How about your team versus mine and behind her crash down? six teenagers And they all kind of crash down one by one and they're all wearing like their um Onyx ridge high school uniforms or they have like their base uniforms and then over them They have like an onyx ridge high school like designated t-shirt You know like they kind of give out to like gym classes and whatnot and so they have their names written across their chest And uh, you see somebody land barefoot like an athletic female Comes crashing down and she's not wearing any shoes or anything like that and says tarr heal across her chest And then on the other side, uh lands a robot made out of like silver and chrome And then uh has a daf punk style helmet and on the front of their t-shirt. It says discothec and kind of oddly a canopy Held by four kind of seemingly lifeless people follows one person as they fall down And you see this very pale looking bald individual very kind of shriveled and small has like super long fingernails and teeth and what almost look like vampire fangs And their t-shirt says peter on it Um another individual comes down from there and is all covered in sort of moss and vines And uh kind of has like a hair made out of lily pads and uh across their chest.
It says mad moss Then a very large individual comes crashing down and across her shirt. It says the plate pusher And then lastly instead of just falling down and landing Um, this individual comes coming out of the ship and pops a hang glider out of their backpack and glides down And across her shirt. It says the hooded glider and they have a hood over their head That's like a blackened red kind of half half black half red on their uh Underhood, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna saddle up next to calendar girl Like kind of like walk over next to her watching all of this and I'm gonna pull out the earbuds that I convinced uncle sland to let me wear during soccer Um, I'm gonna pull out my earbuds. Um, that's playing like 60 second elk rock and I'm gonna I'm gonna say the calendar girl I'm gonna say I didn't hear anything that she just said what's happening Uh Apparently these two have like some kind of history together and no these kids are going to fight us Oh, yeah, that seems totally worth it.
Kappa. Uh, sure. This is normal. Uh, this is happen.
I guess so I don't know okay I'm just gonna wait around to see what happens. I guess yeah me too. This this is weird. This did not happen in my old high school like ever Like yeah, kid that got in a knife once and it was kind of a big deal, but oh you're talking about weird shit Yeah, we should happen here all the time.
Yeah, uh, I'm not used to this. Okay. Like last month we had a skeleton attack. It was ridiculous Oh my god Like I'm I'm really glad to be here because you guys know a lot more about uh training for the power sets that I have but I I'm really not used to non standard public high school stuff.
This is so weird. Oh, you'll tell us get used to it. Don't worry. Thank you So Rosie the engineer um kind of make sure every all of her teens land safely It's like well then let's go over the five events that we will see The most noble of sports the four by four hundred meter relay race And like you can kind of see like inside the dome what was kind of balmy and overcast is kind of set two perfect conditions Like relative humidity is okay.
Like it's almost sunny in there. It's not too hot. It's not too cold Um like this is very much a dome meant to create the perfect environment where there's no advantages for one person or another Except for perfect weather gal Who only has great powers and perfect weather? Damn my secret has been revealed Well now that you know Rosie the incinerator is a real name I'm just gonna Followed by the and like uh inside that dome a uh You know like uh track even though there's a track on the outside of the dome now on the inside of the dome There's a track as well Um that you all are going to be expected to run on Then volleyball and the dome changes again and like the ground creates like a giant sand volleyball pit And then the biaathalon and it sort of begins to like turn into a wintery landscape And like your kind of biaatholons are typically like super long and some of you would know this Um, especially you board Um, but somehow like you think like the track would actually work and it's kind of odd that You know you'd be able to fit a biaathalon thing into this small dome Figure skating would be next And like there's a figure skating rink that turns in there And then finally weightlifting and like a whole bunch of like racks of like gym equipment and stuff like that Uh kind of come into uh existence around you and it's like very much uh like an actual gym Like it's almost like a plane of fitness type thing like there's a lump alarm and like really crappy pop music Just kind of playing over very tini speakers You know like oh this is not gonna be good for us overall Uh board snaps his fingers audibly and goes oh I get it plate pusher because weights Well, I'll also have you know that i'm a culinary genius and that therefore I serve good food too nice I push more than just weight plates.
Nice. That's awesome I'm gonna look around his third door on this dome. No, absolutely not How many of us ruby river kids are stuck in this dome currently? Uh, there are you four and then jeffy sports kid and a kiro cook So you have numbers of managers there's seven of you very silly six of them if you want to I want to look over to uncle slant.
What is he doing? Like what is his response to this? He's actually kind of like visually kind of shook he was not expecting this Um, this is not something that i've had sort of planned or anything like that Um, so he's just kind of taking it all in and he's not even like looking at utines behind him All right. What is the the the incinerator?
What does she look like she's doing? Is she just gloating in the middle there? Like what is she doing currently? Yeah, so she's the one describing all these events that are kind of happening or going to be happening and like she's She's not directly controlling it like the the change within the dome But it's just kind of happening sort of as she's saying it Okay, i'm gonna look at all of the other ruby river students to see how they're reacting to all of this happening or is uh, honestly kind of impressed and he uh nudges Uh, let's say uh master writer in the ribs bangles.
I guess that's true what they say. There's no place like dome Uh, uh, uh Just face palms just just And then he goes back to marbling out the dome being able to create this whole bars there Just the technology here. We'll just start to walk up to the the rosy the incinerator If no one else is going to i'm gonna try to get her attention like ma'am Excuse me miss. Yeah lady.
Hi. Yeah, I totally agree. Oh, I know and the dome thing totes poggers I mean great, but like the whole workout thing not my thing if you ever have a battle of the bands that'd be great If you want to let me out so I can go practice Sweet, I'm a good, you know rhythm guitar player. Here's the thing.
I'm not I think you captured me by mistake No, this is the the senior class. I did not capture anybody by mistake This should be the top of the classes in terms of physical fitness and prowess. Okay. Well, it's not Like seriously, this is just my pea credit.
I needed to graduate. I would much rather be practicing with my band so No one leaves and like kind of fire gets a little bit hotter around her Because of what he did in the past She wants it uncle slam. I get your salty But I mean there's 32 flavors and I did not make you salty So step out of salt mines for two seconds and let us in a sit kids go If you could please first event the relay race Oh, god And the dome transforms again and it's the relay race time So it's only it's a four by four So four people running 400 meters with a baton pass So which of you four would like to compete in in the race? I'm gonna go to count a girl like hand beast won't let us out of here.
So um I don't know what that kind of canonical also by the way I don't know what to do. I don't know either I'm not really in a good position to be running right now because like I'm still getting used to the new head. I have kind of like a mascot head thing going on like it's heavy and it's big Okay, so you're you got ants thing happening. Yeah, it's strong not fast right?
What's fast? Nice Okay, do you have general blood powers or is just ants? I can smell really well right now. I know that for sure and not helpful with running is uncle same to help us do this I don't know like maybe we should talk to him because he's being real hands off right now I'll go try to talk to him.
I'll do that. I'll talk to all the talk to sports kid. I'm gonna go to school Yeah, that's a great idea. You should be able to do all of this.
That's what I'm saying. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go convince him to do it all. Yeah, that's a great idea. You're so smart Calendar girl is going to uncle slam and turns and clovers going to sports kid.
Correct. Yes. Okay. Let's do uncle slam first Mr.
slam are you okay? Yeah child. What's up? What are you talking about?
I wish I had never had to tell this story Back in my wrestling days I was the greatest wrestler of them all but that path is Made with a lot of broken friendships Rosie was one of those Friendships and I to say this excellent. Oh my wow. So I jilted her Oh, I regret it every day and she seems to have come back to uh make me pay the piper for it I'm sorry children, but you have to run these races. You have to do these things Why?
Or uncle any grabs you kind of buy the shoulders and take like For me do it do it child. I need you to run run hard Why is she doing this to us specifically like why didn't she just send you a stern letter? It's mostly out of convenience. You see she's the gym teacher over at onyx ridge.
Okay. That's kind of it Okay, I get it now. It's an adult thing. Uh, it makes no sense, but it's happening most adult things don't make sense child learn that now Okay, okay, get out there.
You're gonna be the number one. You're gonna lead the team. Okay. Okay.
Just it's okay. Just put me down Okay, I'm sorry. I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go talk to the other children This is probably for the best Why why don't you like maybe take a seat on this athletic bench right here and we'll figure it out He rips off like the clothes under and he just like goes and sits on the bench Kind of just to say like is angry and stuff like that like he's ready for it But it's kind of against the rules now.
So the uncle slam outfit is what you'd sort of expect In a wrestling outfit. It's like the blazer the you know kind of the blue and white one, but it only goes up to like basically It's like a crop top, but it's still got the long coattails and then he's got red and white kind of strap or striped jorts And uh, he does wear a top hat which he kind of like pulls out of his back pocket You know that was underneath the clothes and kind of whips it out and like makes it taller than it is He doesn't have a beard currently, but he also pulls out of his back pocket and kind of like it takes on like a fake beard A fake white beard Um, so that's that's the uncle slam wrestling outfit, but he's ready to go He's just sitting on the uh like the bench kind of clenched fists and whatnot. So let's do crimson clover Uh talking to sports kid. All right, I'm gonna approach sports kid.
Hey, uh sports kid. Hey, yeah, what's going on? So what's your take on all of this um Force triathlon thing. Well, it's not a triathlon.
It's sort of more like it's a cathlon, but with less events Um, it's a little weird that we have some hold on cool question. Yeah, what's a diathlon? So wait A triathlon has three a diathlon has 10. Yeah, so how many events are here?
I'm gonna like look around and try to count There's five there were five. So it's a pentakathlon. Yeah, I guess we I guess so I mean, okay That's not really funny main subjects. I just want to get the verbiage right So it's not a diathlon because there's not enough events, but it's not a triathlon because there's not enough or there's too many events, right?
Sure. So it's a pentakat. Okay, so what do you think about this force pentakathlon thing? I think it's gonna be fun.
I'm excited for it I don't know what really we're competing for Um, yeah, it's apparently adult things are complicated. Um, yes I'm gonna like look around at the other classmates here. What do you think that uh how we're gonna fare in this um This pentakathlon that we got going on Uh sports it kind of like leans over to one side and looks at the other the rest of the class and's like I think we'll do pretty okay You're wrong. Um, oh here's the thing you're gonna have to do almost all of it Okay, because like I know we have a relay thing But can you pass is there a way you could pass the baton to yourself because I mean you're the only one that really has any abilities here That relate to sports and or sporting activity.
I mean, I don't know you and I haven't had many conversations We have we had a few I saw you at one of my shows when I played the gyms party But like you and I haven't really talked so I just want you to know not good at sports. Okay We're gonna really we're gonna put my hands on a shoulder like we're really relying on you today Either to fail immediately. So this is over or to actually win either or is fine. I'm just not gonna run track sports kid It's not gonna happen.
Okay. That's fine. Do you understand me? I mean, it's not for everybody.
Everybody has their own talents. That's fine Yeah, yeah I'm what I'm just I'm just saying like the the burden of being trapped in this dome is not gonna fall equally on all of us It's gonna fall 99.9 percent on your shoulders. I don't think that's how it works. There's a lot of team-oriented stuff around here.
Yeah Our team is weak Look over like she just got hit yesterday. It's gonna topple her over. She can't I mean that one looks strong Any point points to the brick boxer. Yeah, that's the that's the point 1% I'm talking about I mean, I'm sure you find somebody that can help out a little bit with some of it I'm not gonna help out with any of it except for maybe motivation.
Okay, but I'm just I'm here to let you know Don't be surprised when you have to do all of it. All right, I don't know where you're telling me this. It's fine. Go team I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna roll manipulate on to try to get him pumped about doing all of the events alone.
Okay, go ahead Roll manipulate. All right. I'm gonna roll rapport and I get a plus two from manipulating people so All right, I got a six to make him feel very positive about this. Okay.
He was totally fine with it from the very beginning He has sports. Yeah, but now he's now he's more pumped than no one is gonna Okay All right, then I'm gonna like yeah come over. Let's go talk to the people that aren't gonna help you very much Come on. Yeah, so mass biker uh jeffy is standing next to you and jeffy's like hey, hey mast I'm super worried about all of this stuff like this was this doesn't seem very fun.
It's definitely different Like but like that doesn't seem to be anything too dangerous. It's just a couple of events. I have peanut butter powers I can't help anything here. What are you gonna do?
You have like powers? What are we supposed to do in this event like the starting of a relay nothing stopping us for running That's true. My legs don't have any better powers. Uh, so like all we can do is our best and yeah, we're probably gonna lose but that should finish it Actually, it really makes me feel good about this setting.
You know the things that can't change. Okay. Yeah, yeah, we may lose but It'll be okay. We can we can do this and like jeffy goes and stands next to sports game Like ready to run the relay kind of you're convincing of him words going to kind of Sidal as much as he can up to uncleslam and say hey, uh Hey uncleslam We we're allowed to use our powers for this right sorta.
I mean don't kill anybody I mean they're just other kids like it's not a death match. It's just a friendly competition. Yeah, yeah, that completely understood asking in advance because I know what these uh Onyx ridge people are like but is this one of those things where we can use our powers to interfere with the other team like say jeffy using peanut butter powers to make them slip Yeah, I don't really think peanut butter slippery, but sure It's kind of more tacky. We ever felt it like you get that goddamn stuff everywhere Yeah, but if if any sort of liquid on a uh on a surface will cause a slip factor like it's that shear plane Of the top of it compared to the bottom and if it messes with a friction and I know for our too much I'm a chim teacher that was an old wrestler.
I don't know anything about a shear force or friction I'm glad you're learning a lot in your son's classes, but go out there and do whatever you want with peanut butter Smattered all over yourself or your shoes. I don't care. Just win Don't let monkey down Sports going to go over to where sports head and jeffy are okay I suppose also uh crimson clover and say okay, uh uncle slam Said that we are allowed to use our powers in any way we see fit so jeffy And you make a really really really smooth peanut butter with a lot of peanut oil I would assume what jeffy's power he could make a smooth one, but I don't know if he could control the oil content of it I mean he he can make smooth or chunky Yeah, but that's more of a particulates, you know if he if the internal like peanut butter making mechanism within his body Like he sets that the grind to course not fine Like internally, I guess um so I don't think you can control like the the component makeup of it is not different Okay, it's just the particulate size. I would imagine so we're gonna say in my head cannon for jeffy's powers So what we're just going to say to jeffy uh jeffy.
I have two questions for you one. Okay, how slippery can you make peanut butter? I mean it's from smurtakey than slick. Okay.
Well, it's peanut butter Even in a race if they're not expecting a two p tachy You can potentially use it to cause the other people slip or if it's really tacky We can use it as extra grip for our shoes or something Uh, my other question is have you experimented with other flavors of peanut butter like say spicy Thai peanut sauce? Well, really it's kind of just peanut butter That's kind of the one flavor. I'm not basking robins over here Okay, I was gonna say if you could make some spicy Thai I might be able to use some of my magma powers because it seems to trigger off of spiciness So yeah, that's cool. Yeah, uh Working on that something to work reach towards you can do it buddy and he kind of claps him on the shoulder Okay, are you gonna run or are you gonna observe?
Oh? I mean I can run if need be because something tells me We may need it because uh, oh, I have an athletics of less too. I mean, I'm not horrible at it I'm gonna look at boxer, but like he said user powers anyway possible. He says it's fine Yeah, as long as we don't hurt or killed any of the other team he said that it seems to be fine Oh, okay.
I'm gonna look over at the the other team. You said there's five of them, right? Uh, there are six of them six of them. I'm gonna roll empathy to try to see which one is the least excited to be here.
Okay I rolled a four for empathy Um, just a look at who's the least excited. Yeah, like who's like not the most bomb to be here? Um, probably the Nosferatu looking character that's under like a canopy that's controlled by four lifeless sort of beings Oh, great. All right.
So not exactly jazz to be here. I'm gonna go walk over to them Okay, so you make your way over like across the kind of soccer field You almost kind of had like there's just a divide between the two teams more or less at this point Um, and you can see like four individuals like from their team have kind of lined up and that's gonna be their team and peters Not one of them. Okay, and so peters just kind of under his canopy just kind of standing straight up and Not really looking at anything in particular when you arrive. All right.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go over to go over to Peter Okay, you do so here approach. Hey, hey, Pete I'm yes. My name's Jessica.
I'm from uh Ruby or Ebby and you're here, but so uh, what what's your event? I don't know Okay. Well, are you the super stoked to be here this dome? That's really too late isn't really my champ.
Right. Oh, you know what? Pete, um, my banner Peter Peter. I don't know.
It's you, man. You don't go here because we could have been really good friends But whatever event you're in if you just throw it we could get out of here sooner because then I can have my band practice And we're playing a show this weekend. I'm gonna pull a fly out of my back pocket But it would be totally dope if you came so I mean if you were just pog champ here you throw your match So we can get this over with so we can go home. I mean that would be hype.
I would be hype beast for you I'd let you backstage. You can meet everybody you'd be my VIP. You'd be so bay Peter Stairs you directly in the eyes and I need you to make our will check. Oh, I've got lots of will Is it for a manipulation or asking someone for something?
Uh, it would be for manipulation. Yes. Oh, I get plus two Um, I get eight nice so he turns to you is like leave now He's trying to force will on you Oh, you usually so it's more of a defense relationship to that. Okay, but it was a wash because he got an eight as well Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna say you know I'll leave because I respect your space as a human But totally it would be poggers if you just threw your match and then we can hang out later because you know what?
You look like my kind of guy and then walk away I'm not human. Okay, and as I walk away, I'm gonna turn back and like doesn't bother me and I'm gonna give him a wink. Thank you go All right He goes back to just sort of restfulness like he's not interested in sort of anything that's going on here Okay All right. Um, so currently you have sports kid and jeffy running the 400 Uh, relay or the four by four.
Um, I need two other individuals to make up a relay team. Anybody volunteering? Yep, I'll I'll type forward all right master biker Yeah, and if uh, if nobody else jumps to it, uh, or it will jump in also town to grow I think so you only need to do I know I do I'm just making sure Was kind of like if nobody else is jumping inside. I just want to make sure calendar girl wasn't particularly going to jump in No, it didn't sound like it.
Okay. No last time I tried to go for a jug. I kind of fell in my hand Really hurts with antenna too. Very sensitive Sports kids like well, the most important position is anchor which is the last one to run so I'll take that one Or you want to go first and then we could have maybe Uh, master biker you can go next and then jeffy will be Second to last because that's the baton's gonna get kind of peanut buttery and I'm pretty sure I can grab it though.
I don't think I'll have any issue with that. Is that cool with everybody? Works for me. Yep.
All right. Um, so you all line up and uh Residience generator is at the starting line and she pulls out a starter pistol And so board you line up and you hear a the starter pistol go off. Uh, make me an athletics check. Okay.
Uh, that is a four Okay, and you were going up against discotec. Um, the robot was in position number one And I mean they're a robot they keep up pretty well, um, but they got a plus three So you're a little bit ahead of them and you make your you know kind of runs I don't know how many meters each lap is so you may know if it's up their head like of a standard track This joint look like I've ever run my life We'll just say the amount of laps, uh, you finish about a quarter ahead of discotec Oh, first round. Uh, are we able to use any sort of abilities at this point? Yeah, go ahead Okay, I'm going to use my stunt human sinkhole machine Where I can use physique at range for passive opposition against a movement in a zone or active opposition against a target at range Oh my god rules boy Okay, so what are you what are you trying to do?
Let me let me phrase it that way What are you trying to do and I'll see if that's too? I'm gonna make a bunch of potholes in front of robo boy over here Okay to make that much harder for him to uh, get a good Make drive him even further behind sure so how many potholes are you making like are you making them all around the track? Or are you gonna do it just like in a few select areas? I'm gonna say that since it has I'm not using the uh I'm using it as passive opposition in a zone.
So it's gonna be clustered probably close to me So there's gonna be like a bunch immediate like in their lane kind of ahead of robo guy and like immediately in front of him to try to trip him up and also make him slow down a bit for what like Have to actually think about where he's running instead of uh, just giving her uh, so yeah, go ahead and make a roll That is a plus five With like running you don't have to stay in your lane necessarily you can like move into single lanes and whatnot So you're kind of putting lanes on like the inside or you're putting potholes on the inside track Um, and you're doing it since you're from a position of head you're kind of doing it behind you And you're kind of dropping them in every once in a while and maybe like you drop a bigger one Um, you know in every little bit so see how he does against it So being a robot, um, he can see this and kind of make the calculations in his head and like You know jump over or like make changes and whatnot So yeah, it's you you'd determine a little bit, but it's not like he's you know, slow down by having muscles Um that you know a can whatnot um, so for this particular one, it's it's a little you get a little bit more of an advantage So maybe like a boost. Yeah, you probably do like five eighths Better or he's like five eighths behind you something like that. So you've got a little bit of distance and that really sets up Mast biker. So mast biker.
I want you to make me a athletics check. Okay. That is a plus three fantastic All right, um, so you are handed the baton From the brick brick boxer and you actually leave a little bit before mad moss who's your you know running opponents Um, so you make a very good Um kind of distance ahead of mad moss. Um, you see some potholes and whatnot And you're actually not super hindered by those Um, and you can see as mad moss is like running They are filling in the potholes of sort of dirt and soil and like uh foliage more or less Um, so they're running pretty slowly behind you.
You've got like, you know, at least half a lap on them All right, and then up next is jeffy And you hit off the uh, is there any powers you wanted to activate or anything like that on your lap? No, no, I'm okay Oh jeffy, I'm so sorry buddy. Oh no Mast biker as you hand off the baton, uh, you can see quite a bit of uh peanut butter grabs onto it And like he holds the baton very well, um, but he's been trying to make a lot of peanut butter and kind of make a trail behind him And so it's it's going kind of slowly because he's like wicking his hands back behind him to slow down Uh, like the brick brick box or ask him to and that allows, uh, their Third position, which is tar heel who was the barefoot individual, uh, barefoot female Um, that is also doing sort of the same thing as jeffy except making like a thick black viscous tar, um in their wake So the uh, the last lap is going to be particularly hard for, um, our good old sports kid here And so, um, it allows tar heel because their power is just sort of naturally in their feet And you know jeffy has to turn around and kind of splat his hands every once in a while, uh allows, um, tar heel to get in front of jeffy And so it's pretty close about only a quarter of a lap, uh in front of them, but then let's see how sports kid does I've got a quick question for a testing case Was jeffy full on Naruto running for a bunch of it just hand holding his hands behind him Which is another reason why he's so slow He's making Normally yes, but it's related to weeb stuff and that's not allowed in any of my games No, no, no, we're too running So sports kid, uh grabs the peanut butter, um pretty effectively and Even though like the two kind of inside and most lanes are really covered with peanut butter and tar in a mixture of peanut butter and tar It's not a great like Service to run off You know but hard race It's also it's also moss filled bottles. So yeah, I think kind of the peanut butter and the tar kind of covered up most of the Moss filled bottles.
Um, so the Sports kid is able to take the third lane and go pretty well And they're running up against the hooded glider And yeah, sports kid actually makes it a makes it ahead of them And uh sports kid ends up winning you guys and well the whole team won the race Let's say that It wasn't just sports kid at the end jump sports kid. Yeah, the relay race goes over to the ruby river high school High five everyone high five five jeffy last Maybe we should have forfeit because then I would have been over sooner I'm just realizing this now, but if we just quit can we just leave but is everybody cool that that uncle slam would be sad Yeah, and then we have to deal with sad uncle slam for like months, but adults are used to dealing with that complicated emotions I did not want to be late. They really aren't though like my uncle just recently had him in life crisis and he won't leave our basement It could be just like that. Oh geez.
Well, it's horrible He's not my actual uncle is the thing no, but like it's gonna get weird somehow. I just know it Is your uncle okay? He's gotten into puppets. Oh, I don't understand it Unless he's going to be a children beloved children show host.
Oh, that's not good Hey counter girl. Do you want to come over this weekend for sleepover to my house? That would be so good Really good. Yes.
All right. Let's what's this next event next event as rosy the river incinerator Kind of grabs like a microphone that's now descended from the middle of the dome Well, it seems ruby river has taken the first event here Let's just move on to the next one which I know my team will take Handily by aathalon and like the all the track that's filled with peanut butter and tar and moss goes away And what stands kind of like this winter wonderland now with this multi layered track that moves up And there's sets of cross-country skis as well as like a rifle I'm gonna slowly raise my hand. Yeah Yes, um, so this is a by-athalon in the middle of a petheathlon Yes, so it's a bipentheathlon or is that this does this by a salon make the pentathlon a sex to aathalon? Ethalon bipedem Sato hexa.
Oh hexa. Sorry hexa. Athalon. She was a microphone and it goes out into the ceiling Well, it came to look for it It was a pentathlon but one of the events of the pentathlon is a by-athalon.
So technically it's a hexaathlon, right? That's seven Right. Oh, that's septaph That's septathlon hexa because it was five and now it's six because one of the five is a two So that I would say are there any I'm gonna raise my hand again Are there any of the five that are more than one you get no response from rosy She does not she's not very fond of geometry. I guess So this event calls for two people and sports kids willing to do one of these But it is a by-athalon.
So the events are cross-country skiing and shooting correct. I will take the shoot all right Hey, look there we go. Does anybody else do cross-country skiing or we just can let sports get curious again? We let the sports get curious.
I mean he's rolling an able like we do cross-country skiing all the time in Canada But I don't do like race caught cross-country skiing actually killer girl. Are you guys good at skiing? I don't know I don't think so They're good at water skiing. That might be I don't know shit about ants So sorry if I ask stupid ant questions if it's offensive.
Let me know I apologize I just don't know if they're good. It's okay. This is all new to me too really okay, so sports kid I want those skis mass mace biker. I mean you're not wearing a mask currently So what should I call you when you're not wearing a mask?
Okay, so you're gonna do the shooting right? Yep, you go Okay, um so lined up with their cross-country skis on and their shooting rifle strapped to the back is plate pusher from the other team and tar heel So plate pusher and tar heel and the massed biker Orzino in this case and sports kid are lined up on the starting line and rosy mane Cinerator has up to the fire kind of around her outline to keep herself warm and you all do feel like a chill here now It's it's getting kind of chilly in here, but they're firing a starting pistol So the race begins make me an athletics check That is a plus two the tar from tar heel skis have really way down the skis and made them kind of fall over almost immediately so tar heel sort of Way behind in the race and almost assuredly out of it plate pusher However, it is keeping up with you and kind of gaining on you as you're going into the first shooting bank and sports kid As always is doing doing pretty well like it's you three kind of in the in contention for it So go ahead and roll me a shoot possible all right or the record or is going to be cheering on tar heel and encouraging her to get back up and get back into the race Okay. Oh Yes, I'm doing that I'm going to try to manipulate board to stop doing that's it's gonna be hard because i'm Canadian i want everyone to do well I Role manipulate I rolled a six manipulate board to stop. Oh, can I roll will to these list?
Yes I'm going to fail because my will to plus one so the best I can do is a five That's what you can always use fake points. You can always use fake points. Oh, actually yeah I'm gonna compel you that's the thing I can do as a GM to use a fake point on that because you are Canadian Okay How you I'll use the compel to make it a plus actually I'm going to use it for a reroll because that was a garbage roll With the reroll and my plus one that is now a five to the six So you feel like you should stop But what your kind of Canadian this takes over makes you just go further down the track away out or like out of here shot of crimson clover Where tar heel is now and you're just like really being like i'm sorry. I think you really should keep going Don't listen to them.
They're all kind of haters keep it going. You got this Um, so yeah tar heel is appreciative of that and keeps moving along pretty well Um sports kid shooting has not been a sport that they've practiced all that much And so they miss like three of the shots and has to go do the penalty laps Whereas mass writer and plate pusher hit all of those All of theirs. They don't have to do any penalties and keep going on. So make me one more athletics check massed biker Uh, that is a plus three Athletics, uh, so plate pusher kind of gets right in front of you Um as you're going into the last round of shooting so basically tar heel and sports get are out of it It's between mass biker and plate pusher and we're gonna make one more shoot.
Uh, that's plus full on shoot Fantastic so you get your shots off and hit everything of course Um just before plate pusher finishes theirs and that's just enough time to allow you to um cross country ski over the finish line And you have one at four ruby river high All right All right current standings rizzy the river gets over the inner commons like and ruby river takes another win I don't know how we're doing this work work calls out like if we went the next one claim we just stop Oh, yeah, that's five. That's not how the rules work Oh, come on And uh she pulls a cord up and uh you see her walk over to tar heel and she yells at tar heel quite excessively in tar heel Um grabs a cord and goes back up into the school What that is really rude. That that's extremely rude ma'am. She tried her best.
Come on. What the hell's with that? Catch more peas with honey. I guess that's why they keep losing Um, so for the next event it's going to be volleyball and so the dome changes and you need to field a team of six But they only have a team of five.
Wait. Yeah, they only have a team of five Because tar heel was sent off tar heel rolled a negative four on like the first initial role so We'll get them back up to the school. You get benched. So who do we have for our so they can't feel the full team just when they forfeit No, they play with five.
All right. So who's gonna be our six? Uh is volleyball Also shoot where is it athletics? It'd be athletics unless you're the spiker then it's shoot right serving serving would be shoot Yeah, I would imagine I think serving could be shoot and but I think athletics would be For pretty much everything else.
Yeah, including spiking because serving would be kind of more about Accuracy which I kind of see shoot as okay. Well, I'm a tall big boy so I can act a bit as a wall So I probably won't be even though I got a good shoot I might be better on the like front part near the net so I can just hold my arms up and get in the way of stuff for them Do we have six kids? I mean seven so one of you needs to sit out I'm starting to feel bad that I haven't done anything so I'm gonna say okay guys I'm willing to join the volleyball though. I'm gonna say right now I'm I don't have any anything that can help with this.
That's okay That's okay crimson clover. I think I should actually sit out and jeffy kind of holds up the peanut butter hands like I really don't think it Contribute anything to this probably better than me, but I'll give it a shot because I'm starting to feel bad that I'm not doing anything for you guys I'm just if I fuck it up. I apologize ahead of time It's fine. We're we're too ahead anyway, and even matches are more fun So even if we do lose the next two that just makes it more exciting for the fifth Yeah, just put me in the front lines as much as possible if that's okay I'm in a kiro cook kind of chimes up.
It's like I see a lot of volleyball anime. I think that might help It's better than I thought all right, so you all get ready to begin sand volleyball now We can use powers, but I'm gonna kind of do it more as I'm not gonna play out 21 points of volleyball So we're gonna do it's gonna be mostly athletics, but then if you guys have powers you want to activate Let me know and what kind of do like a big role against a big role Kind of thing with giving like advantages and whatnot. Okay, so like we're basically like just trying to create a bunch of advantages Correct. Yep, let's do it this way.
Let's do it by a notice Sorry, that's probably gonna work a little bit better just well treat as kind of initiative So who has the highest notice? I notice this one my notice is two Three And this one okay, so we'll begin with the mast biker. Okay, first off. I'm going to be transform.
I'm going to actually transform So so describe your transformation. How does that work? Okay, I pull out my cell phone Okay, type some hit some apps on it It looks like plug it into the transformation belt and then showing of light and I appear there in what looks like Black's band X with um circuit lines going all over it very nice is the transformation impressive Or is it like not impressed? Like is it like one of those anime opening impressive where like you spin around there's lights and sparks Or is it just like not that impressive like the guy or whatever?
It's just a flash of light and I've changed so not bad impressive overall. Oh, okay. All right. Otherwise it takes half out to do And what does the transformation give you?
Um Basically, I don't have my abilities if I'm not transformed So I can't use my stance and such so you transform and then let's go down to number two Which was what we're the break boxer? Uh, can I have tried to put an aspect on the enemies zone? To kind of boost our side slash make their side harder to do stuff of just make the sand really really jerky to them jerky like like the kind of thing where Sometimes the sand is recently and sometimes it's like oh well quicksand Okay, um, I think I would allow you to do that But that's gonna ruin your concentration on like Athletics checks and stuff like that like you'll be more concentrating on that than you will be on hitting it correctly or you know Setting it up or doing anything like getting in the way of it. Okay, so it'll be the kind of thing where I have my hands up in the air And I'm kind of waving side to side while I'm really concentrating on using my earth powers to mess with earthling Okay, so I'll kind of give them a negative to if you make a check on whatever it is Okay Using physique for uh, sinkhole machine again.
Uh, that's a four Okay, yes, I'll give them a minus two on that Okay, and then See it's mad moss next Okay, uh, you see a like blanket of um moss and kind of vines and like underbrush go onto your guys aside of the court I gave them to the idea. Oh no All right, and then next is the hooded glider And uh, what the hooded glider is gonna do is kind of they've got like a back pack strap almost, you know Kind of over their their front chest and uh, will it kind of type in a few things and then like a glider will pop out And then um, so will a rocket kind of booster out the back and then who had ones Me me as well. Okay, uh, whoever wants to take it. I'll like kind of girl go first Okay, so what I would like to do is try to intimidate the opposite team by grabbing one of those uh plastic sports drink bottles that you See around like athletic teams sure and like ripping it in half with my answer and like A little yeah, I can imagine you do it with like the big like almost gatorade coolers like a huge one Oh man, it's bigger than I was thinking.
Okay, okay. That's cool. I think that's all there is. Yeah All right, so go ahead and just make me like a physique or whatever you would normally use for this strength.
Sure. I think it'd be physique Yeah, okay. I got a four. Hell yeah, so yeah, you easily do it and you can see like discothec is like making like You can sort of see like a buffering bar like as it's taking in this new calculation and then like almost scared emotion on a def ponk helmet Um, it kind of like flashes like a little bit red and gets a little nervous.
So yeah, I'll give them a minus two on theirs And then um, let's see here Um plate pushers aren't gonna do anything. Uh, so crimson clover. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna try to um Like fluster or frustrate somebody on their team that looks like they have a leak I'm gonna roll empathy to detect who has the least emotional stability and then contest of wills them to become frustrated so they make mistakes Okay. Yeah, that would be mad moss.
Okay. Um, so yeah, I'm gonna contest of wills against them to change their emotional state. Okay And I got a Five oh good. Well, but fine.
You knock it out of the park. They got a zero. Um, so yeah, what do you what do you say to mad moss who is a um? I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm just gonna use my psychic abilities to like change her a general emotional state to like flustered and frustrated. Okay. Yeah, so he's he puts up that kind of thing of underbrush and then he And it looks at it and it's like maybe this and like puts a little bit more of there. No, it's not too bad And so then my eyes flash it and then he becomes like filled with self-doubt.
Yeah, okay. My kid is rude. Yeah They are So then uh, peter who is also uh conducting this will begin to float and Also make the people holding the canopy above him float and you can see they kind of change altitude and whatnot So then we are going to make one athletics check And you guys will have a minus two to it. So we're gonna elect essentially one person to make that check And this is going to be a team game and sports kid cannot carry you all So You have sports kid and a lot of sports and you don't let us if you're so constantly I'm like, okay, I gave you sports kid I take a look at all your guys character sheets.
It's like, oh, they need this They need this Oh, can I use my mode change to swap my athletics to a great before taking the shot? Yeah, sure Yeah, I was end of 8.2 swap my great skill with my athletics So that's my drive going down to to flaunt and smoke assess the situation see that you can't get your motorcycle So having drive as your great is like, that's pointless. Let's uh, kind of make the suit move a little bit better And a little bit stronger and faster kind of thing. Yeah, so the circle lines that were running around it now I've more change now like racing stripes nice nice.
I'm all right So that's my athletics to plus four base very nice plus six with and you said it was a minus two correct So plus four total. Okay. They got a seven and so is that including the minus two that they were having? They rolled they got a plus from one of them And then they had two minuses and then they used a fake point as well to give them a plus two So it's baseline role essentially plus the athletics of plate pusher who is very strong So got a three on that plus a four behind the dice behind the gm screen But you burned a fake point and you made a close match Um with all the but essentially peter and the hooded glider being able to fly at the same time Um negated the the ground and you know mad moss is obviously not super happy with their job Creating the like every time mad moss stepped in a pothole and they're saying Do you know shift on that on that side and it's like really kind of frustrated But the two flying people in a robot kind of help, you know ease out a standard volleyball match Without athletic people also the head news sitcom from npc two flying people at a robot I would actually really watch a sitcom with a vampire a robot and just a person with an angle on their back So the match concludes and a microphone drops down and rosy the incinerator grabs it all excitedly and it's like in the team that finally clutched it out Onix ridge the best volleyball team around And next is going to be figure skating And so the arena changes and it's going to be one person and this is going to be a test Okay, this is going to be a test of two things one is going to be craft to make a sick outfit A very good outfit You can use all the crafter resources, you know if you can teleport stuff in or whatever We'll do that And then we all know it's a champions will that creates a good good figure skater so we'll do it with I've seen it on you Okay, can any of you the so at all I mean not well, no It used to be able to spin thread out of like Some spinner apps, but I don't have that anymore.
It's like the closest thing I had going on Are all your powers blood powers? Okay, betters or no bugs Directness. Yeah, I just didn't know if you were calendar bug Not that I'm aware of like this really has only happened a couple times I promise Okay, you know a couple is a lot True, honestly, true. So can nobody make anything because I mean I can't a little bit.
I've got a little bit of a ability I I mean I can probably help out with the design a bit because I've no harm no foul Like there's a lot of winter sports in Canada and I watched them all so I I know about what figure skaters usually were All right. Well, I mean I guess I can try to make it if nobody else has any confidence that they can Sports kid kind of shines. I was like, yeah, this is really outside of my realm of you know expertise I was fine with the running and the jumping of it. Yeah, I know you're not arts kid.
I get it You said care. Yeah, okay. You know, sorry sports kid. Sorry.
I'm just snapping because I'm gonna look at my phone Like because my base is at my house right now knocking at my door and it's driving me nuts And I'm not there. I guess wait. Do I have a signal? What do I have a signal?
Can I get my phone good signal? Yeah, you can still get your signal. All right. Go to text my bandwidths going on Text that what's going on that I'm gonna be late to practice.
They respond with okay. It's still the middle of the school day Practice after school. We cut class a lot I just didn't get the message. I know we're supposed to cut class today.
I thought we were doing after school I have a test seventh period I'm gonna say good luck cap up And then I'm going to try to sew together now for that guess okay, roll me a craft Can I quickly roll lore to give an advantage to uh to Jessica for the craft? I would say you probably have to do it with Yeah, go ahead and do it with a large sure okay, and I'm gonna spend a fake point on this Because I got an extra one from the compel before and my trouble is now a mattress Are cage mattress are good money. Let me call him is Canadian So what's the plus two that I spent in advance because I didn't expect this to actually work that's a plus eight okay So from the clever go and make a make a roll for craft. All right, what was the plus I get from that?
Uh, you'll probably get a plus two Plus three maybe we'll see I gotta wash the roll my craft is one So I got a one plus whatever I get from it. So I got a plus two I guess yeah So you you don't really have a lot to work with you Essentially have a mesh bag a bunch of deflated soccer balls and like a torn in half gay or eight cooler and Yeah So there's I mean it's a style choice who knows if it will please the judges What am I making this for? Who's good? Is this for Jeffy?
This is for whomever you want to like whoever's doing the actual negotiating needs What what skill did you say it was gonna be not to met a game, but it'd be well I did say well. Okay. Is anyone gonna skate because I mean I guess I can't sew undignified We need to pick up music too. Oh, I got the perfect song if it's if it's me.
I've got the perfect song Is it gonna be me? I think everybody yeah, I think it's okay So when I make the outfit, I'm gonna say this is a static AF and then I'm gonna make my outfit And I'm gonna put on okay. Just let me know let me know what it's my turn to go It's your turn to go you're the only one doing this one so oh boy, okay I'm gonna say wish me luck cappa and then I'm gonna um Look at that. I'm gonna put on ocean man and I'm going to I'm gonna escape my stupid heart out Okay, make a roll check or a will check okay.
Who's judging by the way? It's all about points all about the points Brendan So it's mostly about like they've kind of sectioned off a part around the dome And it's a teacher mixed between both schools Yeah, so they're kind of like peeking peering in like through the outside with like cup tans and whatnot okay, all right Okay, so so if they're if they're divided by that I can't use my manipulative aura on it, which is very very sad But I can't use my infatuation. This is gonna be weird What is the youngest person that is doing the the the judging probably late 20s Okay, I'm gonna spend a fake point to make them fall in love with me. Okay, and then so I'm sure they're gonna vote my favorite And then I'm gonna roll will use my skating hey My will is for I got two so four five six total plus my Gatorade bottle barrel outfit Yeah, so you probably have like giant shoulder pads They're made out of like deflated soccer balls and then like the mesh bag is a cape behind you And you got like a chest piece made out of Gatorade what did the other people make?
Um, so mad moss actually created like a very nice kind of strands of ivy and whatnot to make like a um Kind of a long flowing dress more or less and um, it's the hooded glider that is doing the routine I'm gonna say countergirl. You know, I've never been like a fashion high beast, but I am jelly and con way off her dress No, I understand exactly what you mean. I don't Means it's real good the ivy actually ends up getting caught in the blades of the hooded gliders Skates, oh no, so they go up and try to do like a triple axle because they've got the the wings and whatnot in the rocket And they do it, but it kind of twists up and gets caught And so they don't stick the landing at all in fact They hit it and they like crash into the side of the the figure skating rink. So the ruby river Um, hi has has gotten it.
You you obviously got a 10 out of the uh, the judge made fall in love with you Nice. That's lit. Yeah, that's lit. I got good scores.
I never knew I was a skater I knew you could do it. I'm gonna salt emoji at the uh You just throw a thing of salt I'm gonna go on on x-ridge facebook and I'm gonna like do a post that's just 13 salt emojis Like salt bay memes and all that Uh, bort's going to go like she was a skater girl and she said see you later girl I have no idea what i'm doing All right And then the last competition is weightlifting and so the whole thing changes into basically a Planet fitness and there's the lunk alarm and like crappy pop music playing over tini speakers again And um, it's like balmy but it's not like you can smell like meldoon stuff like that Like it hasn't been super cleaned and disinfected say that's kind of a kind of a bummer to be in there Um, but who will be there's just one person doing all the lifting? Uh, bort rips his shirt off Okay I've been around uncleslam too much Are you also wearing a us uh, uh, underneath your outfit? No, it's uh, or i'm sorry Canadian outfit underneath your outfit Yeah, I like to think that it would probably be like an athletic work like a under armor shirt with just a big old Canadian flag over the heart Because stereotypes.
I was gonna say one conveniently placed maple leaf Yep, one titty one titties covered junk out Uh, so plate pusher um the very large female walks up to you and shakes your hand as you're about to take your positions within the racks Uh to begin the weightlifting bort shakes her hand, uh, conspicuously firm and not crushing Okay, like that. She does say an actual go to handshake Yeah, and um like even if you were to like try to crush it even though you're made out of kind of like rock and stuff like that Like you know, it would be hard to crush your hand as well. So, um, we're just gonna do a physique Simple hand board's going like honestly. I don't care who wins or loses for this.
This is just What normal gym class should be so it's good to get her reps him. Okay So he he kind of puts a fist out to uh, plate pusher for a fist bump also like like I don't care who wins or loses this thing anyway, so uh, She doesn't respond. She already shook her hand. Yeah, your reps plate pusher got a six Uh, that's a four.
Well plate pusher got a six and so it's basically one rep is all you need Um, but she gets added a higher weight than you do So the onyx rich high has taken the final bow to the day and weightlifting and then um rosy dian Cinerator grabs the microphone and you see uncle slam get up from the bench. She's been cheering you on and everything like that obviously Um, and meets her in the center and you all are kind of on the sidelines now And uh rosy grabs the microphone and says with a standard five being completed We now move on to the final match between uncle slam and myself with whoever got one the most events getting an advantage Now it's time for the money in the bank ladder match and the whole thing changes Into a wrestling thing wrestling ring and with a suitcase of money dangling from the top of it in one single ladder in the center of the ring And rosy and uncle slam kind of take their respective places. Um, there's like a big ramp and everything like that coming down So, uh, they take their respective areas and the bell dings and they both begin making their way up them up the ladder And that's where we're gonna call it. We'll figure out the resolution of the ladder match next episode One thing i'm gonna do i'm gonna lean over to calendar girl and say you're right forgot about the last event It was five events leading into one and one of the events was two so that six events plus the extra one from the one event That's a septus on i guess you're right.
I'm sorry. I apologize No, it's okay. Like it really doesn't matter in the long run. This is still super weird and kind of Awkward.
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