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Dec 13, 2016 56 min

Generation Justice #2

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Generation Justice is a FATE based real play podcast. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Johnny Scott, Philip Canada, Will, Brett Lairscey, Ashley, Maddie, Matthew, Tony, Dale, Nicole, and Jack

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice, the Patreon game in the SHU universe here at Ruby River High School. We are always accepting of the most exceptional talent, but you don't have to be. You can also be a plebe. So I am your Game Mustard happy puke, and I am here to Game Mustard for these lovely people.

We have Marcus Black. We have Maddie Ladda-Ran-Roule. Hi. I just learned the high school name.

And the most beautiful man on the planet, Matthew Minmoru. Well yes, you're so amateo. Bonny and Nios. So we're here and we're ready to play some Generation Justice.

Would anyone like to tell us what happened on the last episode of Generation Justice? Matthew Morris would like to tell us, go ahead. On the last exciting episode of Generation Justice, our heroes attended their first day of high school. Little did they know that it would be just like any other day at a super powered high school.

There was lots of talk about Jeffy, the peanut butter kid, Penelope, the party girl, and of course, hive mind the girl with the high degree. The whole indie episode. We left the episode with several children disappearing for their homes in the middle of the night. What will happen to our heroes and how the school reacts to these missing children?

Find out on this episode of Generation Justice. All right, that was pretty good. Hey, pretty good. All right, so it's the next day of school.

You guys are all in your class. Uncle Slam has gone through this lesson plan and it's like it's free training time so you could go into the classroom and fight her, do your training or whatever. One question though before any lecture training. With the news, kids got to get it.

It's safe. They were powered or not powered. They were non-powered kids. Okay.

It was basically like two kids with missing in the middle of the night. These kids are not powered kids. All right. They went to the school?

Yes, they did. They were mundane. Are any of them missing from our class? No.

Okay. Oh, that was weird. Hearing about those kids. I say as I walk towards the gym is the gym known as the beef Alice.

That's what you would like to call. No, I'm not spending a big point on those. Okay. You know, you guys have spent almost all your fake points forcing me to do things.

Okay. So yeah, it's called the beef palace. Mostly because Uncle Slam was like, yeah, get to the beef palace. For the kids who are missing, were any of them at my free lunch?

Yes. Were they talking to any other kids? Yeah. I'm going to go talk to them.

See if they know anything about like, did you guys like, are you friends? How do you know? Is there anything troubling with them? Okay.

So you're asking around? Yeah, I'm going to ask around to the friends. Okay. Cool, cool, cool.

All right. So you are off doing that. If you want to, you are going to train. Yeah, I'm going to go in.

I might as well. The other gym, my mom kind of membership, she doesn't allow weapons in there. It's done well. All right.

Yeah. So you are going to free training. Jans, what are you doing? Oh, I am going to, I feel a little peckish.

I didn't have breakfast, so I'm going to look for some to eat. Okay. All right. I'm going to go on towards the cafeteria and see if there's like a vending machine or just like some left around food.

Okay. You luckily find some leftover food. Sweet. It's a couple of those cool pizzas that come in bags of square ones.

Oh, the hot pot. Oh, no, like the, okay. So that needs a little bit of heating up. They're already heated up because it, well, luckily enough, but it never really heats all the way through.

There's always a part like right in the middle. It's always cold. Fair enough. Is it like one of those square pizzas with like three pepperonis on it?

We used to say that the cheese was just painted on cardboard. Yeah, it's a couple of those and a bag of Bosco sticks. Oh, shit. You're lucky enough to find that.

And it's a great breakfast too. Yeah. It's like, it totally feels you open. Exactly.

Awesome. Yeah, great. Just just how I wanted it. Things are going your way.

Everything's covered up chance. In the gym, what are you doing for training? I don't know. The Frederick is like, hey, did you want to train together?

Sure. What do you want to do? Weapons, hand to hand. Well, I mean, I just want to learn how to control my animals a bit.

So like, what do you want to do? Do you want to do weapons or hand to hand? Sure. I can do weapons, hand to hand.

Okay. He's like, I'm just going to like stand back and do this. He like he hops back a few steps and then like he waves his arms around and what looks to be like a spirit bear kind of like jumps out of him and like attacks you. Tacks me.

I'll start fighting the bear. I like how quick reaction, full out my sword and shield his block and just begin to fight. All right. Roll fight.

Yeah. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, cancel out. So plus four.

All right. You're fighting the bear. It looks like he's like trying to control what the bear is doing, but the spirit bear like it behaves some of the time but other than the time that it was like it thrashes and it looks like he's struggling to control the spirit that he summoned. All right.

So I'm being the bear. Cool. Yeah. You're beating the bear.

Little dee-be. That's we're talking to who you know as Michael who went missing. The two girls, one of them is known as Jennifer and the other is Stephanie. Okay.

And they were talking to Michael yesterday. Hey, staff, Jennifer. It's me, little dee-be. Member gave you sandwich for me the butter yesterday.

Stephanie says, oh, yeah. Yeah. What's up? So I'm kind of looking into this disappearance of Michael and I know that you guys talked to him, I'm wondering if you were friends.

Jennifer's like, I don't know if we were friends. We were just trying to get to know each other. That's what it was all about, right? It was.

I'm trying to see if he, do you know if maybe was anybody who was talking to that he knew before he came to school or anything like that? Not that we know of. Okay. Well, thanks.

I think that's all I need from you. All right. Just to get out of stuff. Okay.

As you walk away, roll notice. I do not have notice. All right. So then it just rolled ice.

Okay. I got minus one. Okay. All right.

So you walk away from Jennifer and Stephanie. Stephanie. What's your favorite part of the game? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I'm really feeling it.

So now that I have acquired a video camera, what I'm probably going to try and do is find, I might actually just go to the gym and just record people fighting each other or just training in general. So you're peeping on him? Oh, no. I'm going to walk into the gym and just walk around while people are fighting and doing shit and just kind of like record them.

Okay. So seriously, nobody's hitting me or anything. No harm was done to any chances. Yeah.

Like you're walking carelessly through the middle of the fight and like blows are just missing you and without getting great footage, great angles. Yeah. Yeah. And Uncle Slam is like, what are you doing in the action?

What you talking about? Sir, I'm kind of at it right now. You're not throwing punches. You're not learning anything.

You're a little punk. Okay. If you say so, he'll like reach into his backpack and grab like a handful of marbles and wherever people are like, he'll just like throw him at the ground. All right.

Cool. Fiona, roll athletics did not fall over on the marbles. Do I have to roll for it? Yeah.

It's a contest of whatever your skill you're using versus very athletic. Busy. A plus six. I got a plus five.

Oh, okay. So she steps on some marbles but is able to contain herself. I'm going to use a fake point to use my skill, which is called let's try that again. You failed in a contested role.

I'm going to make a Maddy reroll bet. Okay. I'm going to make a Maddy reroll for athletic skills. It's really over here.

Plus five. Oh, so it's a tie. So it's a tie now. So you're barely able to keep your footing.

It seems like you would have done fine but something changed probability. You need a little bit worse but you still have your footing. What the heck? That was weird.

Never leave anything to chance. Oh, that sucks. Oh, you got your pun game on lack. Yeah, lock and loaded.

Oh, man. That one's really sharp as a marble. It's really fun to make that joke. I haven't seen any people take to get that.

All right. So you guys are still training. Will DB, what are you doing? So there's a couple of kids.

Was there another kid who had any? What are you talking to there? Not that you know. It was just the Jennifer and Stephanie that you really noticed talking to him.

Okay. Well, no, you said there were other kids who got took a picture. Oh, right, right, right. Yep.

Yeah, there's another boy named Paul. All right. Then was he done? If you saw anyone, I'm going to try to find them and chit-chitchit with him.

Okay. Yeah. You find Paul was talking to the teen tornado at one point. Okay.

Then I'll go to him because I know who he is. Okay. I was like, Hey, what up DB? Hey, teen tornado.

So I know you said DB. I said teen, see, so you know, like nickname thing, right? I suppose. Okay.

But, okay. Teen tornado. So you were talking to Billy the other day, right? Paul?

Paul, sorry. Yeah. Yep. I'm going to get Paul.

Yeah. Do you know Paul or anything before this? Or are you just like kind of meeting him there for the first time? I would just meet him there for the first time.

Okay. Was he, did he seem like a normal kid or anything? Yeah, he seemed like a pretty normal dude, a little socially awkward, but you know, I did the heavy lifting in the conversation, I guess you could say. Okay.

I assume you would. Well, I guess that's, I mean, man, I need Cory. Cory. Jerry, whatever the hell it jakes.

Query. Query. I said it wrong. Funny.

Okay. All right. So what do you guys do for the rest of the school day? You know what?

I don't really know. School's hard. It's not. I'm not making you do math or anything.

I don't know what math. It's funny to get that degree. Yeah. So your class is going pretty well during once you notice that Penelope is getting quite popular.

Oh, God. I don't know if I should be friends with her or not. At this moment, you're not. I know.

I like to measure myself just as a shy beef girl. I think since she sits next to me at some point, I'll try talking to her during the day. Okay. She's like, you seem like a cool kid.

I'm having a party this weekend. You want to come? Oh, yeah. I don't really.

Sure. That sounds like a great thing. Should I bring anything? Like the box of donuts or something?

Box of donuts. Never mind. Your voice just annoys me now. Goodbye.

No, you don't need to bring a box of donuts. That's fine. I can also play the party just fine. Okay.

Cool. Can I get your address or? Yeah, sure. What's your number?

Let me text it to you. My number is 555. You can just say. All right.

She texts you. She texts you her address and she's like, there you go. Oh, wow. See you on Saturday.

Saturday it is. I'll be there. All right. Sweet.

All right. And then I continue to just like sit there next to her because that's what my desk is. And you see you act like like when you're describing what your character's doing, it's always Arthur father, really, but when your character opens his mouth and Steve Urkel. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's fun. No, Stefan is a separate person. I think. I think it's a separate person later in seasons.

Actually, I think Chance will take the afternoon or however much time left in the day. He'll just start editing the video he got earlier. Okay. Oh, God, I'm super nervous.

He recorded me without my permission. Are you going to go to the AV room to get stuff for it or? If the computers in the classroom aren't equipped for it, then yes. Okay.

All right. So you go to the AV room and you see that one kid again. He's still pilfering supplies. And he's like, what does the room look like now?

It looks like somebody at night came back and replenished some of the stuff and tried to fix things, but he's still like he's taking microchips out of shit and like fucking stuff up. He's like, you again? What do you want? Oh, hey, I'm just, you know, I got put together a little thing.

It's a little video. Maybe you have something that I could use to do some editing. What kind of editing do you want? It's not on film.

So, you know, it's just, you know, computer really. Fine. Here. You can have this workstation over here.

Just don't get in the way it might work. I don't. Okay. All right.

Do you sit and edit the video? I'll do that. And as I'm working on it, I'll everyone's so I'll just kind of look over my shoulder to see what he's getting into. I have to imagine that like at the end of the day, there's just like husks of computers like on one side of the room and like on the other side, there's this growing monstrosity of circuit cards and diodes and cathodes and he's just somewhere in the room.

There's like a pristine Sega Genesis where all I think it is like, you know, I could just use like regular, so baby cables and just plugged into a little TV or something. And this is getting a little out of hand. He wants real Sonic. As you're working on stuff and rolling your eyes at his overly complicated video game system, he pulls out a cartridge from his bag and blows on it and then he sticks into the thing.

He turns it on like a bunch of screens light up and like he's like messing around in the source code of the video game. Do I recognize the game? You do. It's a popular game from way back in the day.

It's called Tony and Meatball. Oh, that's I actually really. Okay. It's not a real game, but it's a.

I imagine that it's I think I can think of it. Oh, man, I really like playing this. I was better at Tony. He was a little faster.

You know, Meatball had more health. It was a little slower, but you know, it was a fun game. He's like, yeah, it's a classic. This is an original cartridge.

You can't get these for less than $600 on eBay. I can tell. Yeah, it sounds like they remastered the music for it too. Yeah, and I've got two more at home in the box.

Oh, yeah, I'm in the box. That's the way to be. I think I found some on eBay. I think they this priced it and I got it for like about $250 shipping.

It was one of one of mine at home. One of mine at home has a strategy guide included. Oh, I mean, it's not that hard, but okay. Well, no, I just it's a collector's item and just I know it's not that hard.

Oh, yeah, I got, you know, he has some original art in there and everything. If you ever need a player to, I'll be over here. He looks at you roll report. Okay.

I got a plus one. All right. He's like, yeah, I guess you could play beat ball. I'm Tony.

Oh, great. If you ever want to see I'm putting together a little movie right now. I'm calling it Hexman. It's about power teens who go to a super power school.

It's a lot of footage. You get around here, of course. I think I can put it up on YouTube. I'm sorry on video tube red and make some makes make a couple bucks off of it, you know.

Yeah, I guess so. All right. You guys are all jump in place of meatball. All right.

So you guys are playing Tony meatball back to little DB. What do you do? Little DB. Um, I think I know why I'm not getting information I need.

I'm going to go out and tell people to stay here. I'm going to go to a close door and buy a trench coat and for Dora. Okay. Then I'm going to come back and try to look for more clues.

Okay. All right. So you do a wardrobe change. Fiona, what are you doing?

Are you still training in the gym? All right. And then I would just be like, I guess I then wanted the halls, you know, just walk around a bit. Okay.

All right. So you're wondering the halls. You're one of the halls. You stumble upon the AV area and you notice a chance playing the classic video game Tony meatball with some kid who's got a power glove on.

What are you doing? I don't really, I look in there. Am I just go wide a bit? I'm like, what are you doing?

Well, you just, okay, you probably don't recognize the game, but you do recognize chance and he's playing a video game. Yeah. I mean, I recognize chance, but I'm just like, wow, this is a lot of technology. And then I just be like, I imagine I'm a skateboard.

So you just see me like skate in slow mo. You see me like look into the room and then I'm just like, I'm gone. Hey, hey, God, girl. I don't know if you noticed, but I always get all of the great packages in this game.

It's just gonna go right. It's so lucky. That's really cool. Man.

That's really cool. Man. I got a present. She's a little weird.

All right. Okay. So you skate by them. You also see Penelope hanging out with Stephanie and Jennifer who they seem to be forming the cool kid flick.

You know what? I might try to talk to Penelope. I'll go up and I'll be like, hi, you're in my class. I'm Fiona.

I don't know who you are cousin. I'm a cop with a robot. I want to roll. I want to roll the theme.

Okay. You can roll the theme if you'd like. I didn't see her. Take a little.

She got another next one. She's drunk too. But it's too funny. That is not good.

Okay. What do you try to say to deceive? What? Good one.

Is that something that how did you find out? You're carrying around weapons with a stamp of festers on it? Goddamnit. Him and his branding.

I thought I covered it up with all the spray paint. Not well enough. I've known that. I know that workmanship.

Of course. I'm not going to say anything to anybody. Thank you. It's kind of awkward to already begin with.

Why? I've never really known. I've never really. Let's just say grandpa kicked me out.

Well, whatever. The thing is like up there being a demi-god like I am and you are up there. We're like half-breed. They don't see us very well.

You know, I've been down here for a long time. It's like we're celebrities. Like people love to meet us. We're above it all.

Yeah, but I don't think people will really like me. Dad is kind of known for his murder more than anything else. These fucking mondanes, these mortals, they're worthless. They'll worship us no matter what.

I don't know. It's just I have to think about it. I'm just saying. Like you have nothing to be ashamed of.

We're on your sleeve. We're with pride. I'll take that into consideration. You got something special.

Just letting you know. Thanks. And she walks away with her brag. She walks away with her brood of blonde bitches.

What? No, invite to the cool thing. Fine. No.

What I like to invite Fiona has to know about the invite because she sits in front of them. So she's currently coming in. Yeah, I said I have her in the conversation. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm a dad ignorant. Yeah. Okay.

As that conversation ends, you see a 12 year old in a f- Are you still wearing your own costume? Yes. Okay. You see little DB in a Halloween costume with a Jagged and a fedora on top of it walking to the school.

I'm trying to solve the mystery of the missing children. Look, why do you care? I mean, yeah, it's upsetting that the kids are missing, but what are we going to do that the adults can't do? You could figure something out.

That's around and you're right. The adults could maybe do something, but you can do something too. I mean, aren't you here because like this is like a hero school? It is for heroes in training.

For heroes or just kids trying to control their power. Yeah. Are you here to control yourself or you here to be something bigger? I'm really more here to control myself.

I haven't really thought that through. Mainly, I'm here so I don't lose my cool. Okay. Well, I'm here because, well, I'm here for Gubo, but I'm also here for the fact that I'm already a hero.

I have hero friends and I'm going to be a hero and heroes do the right thing and they try to save people and figure stuff out. You're more than welcome to join me. I guess I will. I'm nothing better to do.

Good. Because I'm really bad. Fine. I'm going to be your mess.

Oh, that conversation. I'm here to be a hero. Do you want to join me? Sure.

Good. Because I suck at this. I do. Oh, where did Matthew go?

I can't. Is it in a dime? Oh, no. Okay.

Well, did you say it's in a fail? Yeah, I said it in the chat. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay. So, yeah. All right. So you guys are there.

We'll wait for Matthew to get back to finish playing Tony and people. Yeah. So I'm trying my best to investigate trying to act like a query. Is that the name?

Am I saying right now? Yeah. I'm going to try the best act like query as I can try to figure out this mystery. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You're sure you don't want to do this. Good cop, bad cop.

She watched a lot of bad cop. They talked about that. You don't know shit about video games, but you saw a lot of ask for you. Hey, look, my mom and her girlfriend have not bought me that stuff yet.

They're starting. If you want to go back to get back up, we can do that. The only people I know are Dean Tornado and Jennifer and Stef. You mean Tino?

I heard you change the Tino. Oh, Tino. Oh, you see this person. This is serious person.

Something. I heard over here to say it. It's pretty cool. His name was like Ivy plundering or something Mark should I change it to Teenado?

Yeah, okay. All right Yes, he's more as far as partner is Tina That's probably more like it Look nobody's here to make friends and let you get a psychic like it's guy. Hi. I got my best Disney TV I got my that's right, but the first episode I was it Because every but you need a sidekick I will go talk to not all right you you approach to not oh, he's like hey, what's up guys?

How you doing? I'm so I'm so I'm I'm in the back being intimidating Hey So I spoke for about Paul and you said you didn't really know him Are you sure you don't know anything at all about Paul like did he tell you anything when you're talking to him or Talking at him as you said you were No, like tell me anything like about what I mean we He told me he had a pretty big crush on that Stephanie girl, okay, which one seven eight Actually, you don't know what her hair color is Blonde bitch Stephanie you assume is blonde cuz I'd rather blonde but she was a No, there's no be where in there. I said I said I said brood of long bitches. I did yes I don't know we did anything happen while I was on No, not really Yeah, Tino is being interviewed by little DB and Fiona, all right At some point I'll probably finish my video okay, I'll cut a cut a trailer together and I'll find some open source like action music to put in the background and then I'll throw it up on my YouTube I mean my my video tube vid tube vid tube all right, okay, so you're still working on your video after you play Don't even me both a bit.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll see if I build up a relationship with the av kid at all and I'll see if I can get him to help me out put in some special effects I really needs it, but you know special effects. Okay, so you're just trying to build a relationship with a guy and get some back and forth with him Yeah, yeah, okay cool. Um, yeah, you guys are Having a having a good chat.

He's he's slowly coming around to you Although like he hates when the topic gets off of either video games or the cool shit he owns Like as long as you're talking about like video games and his school collection and how cool how good he is at video games He's fine, but if you try to change the topic he gets a little irritated I'll say something like oh man. Uh if you if you had like a Power glove and you were using it to fight. What would you make that effect look like if you were fighting like in this scene here of my film? Oh, yeah, he gives you great effects advice.

He Now if you were to make that look happen in this video Could you could you actually like I don't know like Photoshop it or something into the video that'd be really great Can you video shop it in here so that you know it looks like it's really happening He helps you edit the video to make it super special effects even good. Oh, yeah I would you be a you'd be like an executive producer All right, all right back to you guys you're with a teen NATO And you asked him that question he said yeah, he said he had a question on Stephanie, but That's about that's about all I really Think he might have he said that he was he was going in all right. Thank you. Thanks, Tino Yeah, not a problem all right, so So now I know these both the man contacts This I assume might be a clue Or it's just a coincidence.

No, that's not working here a bit if two people thought people trust me Are you sure I don't know if you look awful familiar? Really see And I got nothing out of my role Plus two wait no zero a literal zero Okay, but you're not trying to figure it out. I just I'm doing it as a continuous joke to myself as Mark, okay? All right, okay fine.

All right, so you're still somewhat cool So, okay, so what do you guys going to do at this moment? I'm gonna go find Stephanie Okay, uh you are able to find Stephanie. She is with uh Jennifer and Penelope They're all kind of hanging out on the bleachers watching uh sports can play a game of football against like four dudes who are losing very badly God darn it All right, well, it is a strength base game. I wonder if I could not not work.

You say this out loud Okay Um, I'm gonna go something like hey we talked before Um, yeah, Matthew Wondering oh did the boy named Paul talk to you are you talking to Stephanie specifically? Uh, she's like yeah, I guess. Oh, why because it's kind of strange that uh, she always talked to you and they both disappear just saying Uh, she she looks a bit nervous and she's like I look I didn't have anything to do with it Can I uh roll? Did she did her like feelings change like from ocean from Roll the empathy to see like did her emotions change like this really hit something with her Yeah, go for it roll empathy I got plus two for that Uh, yeah, it definitely shifted all right Listen like I can tell something's going on here.

Do you know anything about Paul and Michael like This is just friend-to-friend. Okay, and I'm gonna can I roll wrapped her to try to get her to talk with me? Give me reform. Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot And I'm just like six so I say word roll If it makes you feel better, I can't say words too.

Like I can't say Who's Stephanie? I got a plus one on the report Okay All right, so what were we trying to do with report trying to get her to open up trying to be like friendly with her like hey Listen, I'm a buddy. You know you talk to me. I just I'm looking to help Matthew Okay She uh, she looks a bit nervous.

She's like yeah, yeah, I know and um, she looks like she's about to talk But then uh, Jennifer is like she kind of gets in the way. She's like, um, excuse me. Why are you harassing my friend? I'm not harassing her.

I'm just trying to help out two kids who are missing it. It seems like she has a connection to him Uh if she had a connection wouldn't she have told you already wouldn't she have told the police? Look she can lie So why not just tell us the truth kid make it easier on you. Are you talking to Stephanie or Jennifer?

Oh say Stephanie Okay, all right It'll feel better when she gets the truth off your chest, honey And somehow she has like a walled pop in her mouth and she's just like tell us kid, huh? Just tell us Jennifer's like, what is what are you guys doing? This is ridiculous? I have no clue.

I'm just helping him Stephanie gets up and she starts uh, she kind of runs towards the door Um, I'm gonna turn to uh, Nellaby because she says she was there too. Yeah, you're like Cause you have you know, I think about the step and girl like her powers are I think it's she seems There's something with her and these kids and I know there is you know anything about this. Oh, absolutely I do Roll report So four Uh, she's like maybe she just go to Stephanie's house. You know, she lives.

I don't Yeah, sure. She tells you her address. All right. I'll go there after school.

You want to come with me Fiona? No, I don't want to add breaking and entering to my repertoire. I'm not gonna break an intern. I'm gonna knock on the door I'm fine.

Okay Then I'll walk away I walk away All right, so little tv is gonna go alone. It sounds like yeah unless with good with the goobo Yeah, who part will come with you the one to watch so Fiona's not going Oh As much as it would be helpful. I don't feel like she would because she doesn't really have a vested interest in it In missing kids. All right Well, I mean if it was like she learned like the kids were getting attacked or like beaten up she might go to help but She's not in the situation.

All right, so uh little db you are headed to uh Stephanie's house. Are you going after school? Are you going during school? Um I'm gonna roll see negatives now positive negative.

I'm gonna go right now during school. Okay. You're gonna go right now? Yep All right, so you're leaving school to go.

Fiona, what are you doing while he little db heads towards Stephanie's house. I think I'm gonna try to Hide the I don't know she has a lot to think about I think she might hang out with Penelope Just to be like so what is earth like you're talking to Penelope? Yeah, she'll let me talk to her. Yeah, she talks to you a little bit and she just kind of tells you how How good it is to be queen bee and how it like I'm sorry that's high mind Like how everybody does things for her and like she's like yeah, it's great These powers are awesome and like you just hang around like normal people and they do shit for you it's awesome Oh wow that's really Interesting, but don't you want to do stuff for yourself?

Well, whatever I want to do for myself. That's ridiculous. No, I don't fight oh You get so much more done with You ever hear that you catch more bees with honey? Uh, I just heard it now.

Well specifically honey. Why? See The thing is like you yourself can fight this much but like I can get a hundred people to fight for me Like I don't really there's so much more you can solve with brains than brawn And I know that in your particular side of the family that's not the way it usually works but In uh in my side of the family it does I don't know it just doesn't feel right to use others to do the work you could do yourself Really because didn't your friend just leave to go figure something out and you didn't go with it It's he ever recruited me to help him. I don't really know the people he's trying to get Doesn't sound too dangerous where he's going.

He's just gonna go check out your friend's house I mean if there's something that you're hiding you might as well tell us I'm not really interested But he's but she's your friend doesn't see or she just someone to help you get popular Uh she's someone that's hanging around me so she can get popular is what's happening. So she's using you uh No, she still does stuff for me But for how long just wait Just wait and then I drop the mic and I walk away by the mic You're always popping on your mouth No, I keep down my mouth. I pull out like I just said Mike. I get from somewhere.

I use a big way to have a mic And I just drop it and walk away Just like okay, it wasn't really my job moment, but I guess that makes you happy I mean I let's all the fact of well just for now and any given like this for now our family reunions are gonna be awkward Oh god. Yeah, they are especially my mom and my dad All right, um, so little db you're on your way to Stephanie's house during school. Um, you have to it takes a little while to get there I'm interested because I walk to everywhere. Right.

No, no, kubo is caring No, no, I love during school Oh my god, yeah, so Fiona you go you go to class and uh Goobos talking with some of the other kids and apparently uh Penelope had invited goobos to a party this weekend Wait, wait, wait, goobos invite Penelope or Penelope to the party this weekend I'm upset. You know what? I'm gonna have my own party party of blood I'm sad person and goobos like goobos excited for party Of course goobos Why is everyone more popular? Because it's always working out it seems to be funny Okay, all right, so um Little db you get to the house.

Uh that you have the address and there's a mailbox in the front yard It said stevens on the front uh and it's kind of a big house. The yard is a little bit of a mess Okay, and you hear some commotion on the inside like what type of commotion like is it screaming like um It sounds a little like screaming kind of like a screaming roar kind of like growling Okay. I'm gonna knock on the door Okay, uh, hello The noise is stopped and then after a little while like uh like a timid looking man kind of opens the door Just a crack at peeks his face. I was like hello who's Hi, uh, I'm uh, I'm called illiby by friends You can call me death boy if you don't want to be my friend and um, I think I had some missing kids may uh Have something to do with this house because your daughter's acting all weird about it and I kind of was told that she had something to do with it My hello You assume Uh, hold on wait right here.

Anybody close the door in your face Then you then you hear him like you hear like muffle talking and then you hear kind of like a deep rascal voice like And then like he comes open stories like what do you have any like who are like you're just a kid What do you like why is this any of your business because they are classmates of my child and I would like to make sure they're okay? Your child is that what is you just a little person? Is that the right term? Listen we live in a world where people can fly some people looking younger than they actually are Okay, fair enough fair enough fair enough.

Um So do you have any evidence or anything? No, I was just told by one of her friends to come here And I could probably find something about the kids do you mind if I look around like your room or anything like that Yeah, you know what if you go around the side you can you can get into the backyard if you go back that way Um, I'll let you look around. All right. Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry. I don't know what I gave you yours He puts me in his eye. I'm just calling mr. Stevens.

Okay, mr. Stevens. Thank you. Yep All right, then I'll walk around backwards on the field.

Okay, uh, you walk around into the backyard. Um, and you notice Uh, there is uh one statue of a young man and there's also a big old pile of blood like next to next to it Does the kid look familiar? Yeah, it looks like it looks like paul mr. Stevens I thought it was a Stevens As you say that uh the big sliding glass door opens and a large crocodile monster in an apron like steps out and he's and she's like You found something all right Like you found something right?

It's monster monster It's no shadow mill for like google. No, it's momster My mom's like yeah, you found something all right and you're gonna be my lunch Yeah, in my belly all right back back at school. Um in the classroom. Uh, class commences and I'm gonna go to Stephanie.

I'm gonna be like so Stephanie's not here Oh, let me go find her. Are you leaving class to go find Stephanie? I'm ditching I was gonna give him the middle finger like I'll be like, please suck. I'm like, there's no way to further your education Look I think I know a little bit more.

I'm gonna just gonna head out for now because the Guy who will DB over there? It's not here back yet and I get worried like little DB's not part of this class Gooboo is a student what little DB's just kind of a weird helicopter parents Well, he's not helicoptering his child. So I'm gonna head out. What are you talking about?

Get back in your desert lady. You want a lot to learn? Shield bash him. It just be like I'm out.

He's not putting hands on you. Are you actually gonna shield bash your teacher? No, I'm just gonna leave like he follows you the hallways like you better get your desk. I swear to tarnation I don't know why you went there with somebody saying I swear I'm gonna You better Oh, you don't know.

Oh, no, but I'm gonna pay on you when you get back here. Are you still leaving? I'm gonna come back to later. All right.

There's no one's Stephanie and Okay, will you find Stephanie in her classroom? She's learning things. Okay, I'm gonna do this I'm gonna go in and be like the principal sent me down to get Stephanie um average man Uh the teacher's like you have an help Uh it's somewhere in here Darn, you know what I must have left it at the office But trust me you can believe me. I'm an honest goodness student.

All right. I'm gonna try to roll uh Convincer to see All the see you're on the teacher Plus five Okay, uh the teacher's like okay, but I'm gonna send uh I'm gonna send somebody else with you guys so uh That's right She's like you and uh dean Dean just a little kid in class She's like dean you go you go with those two And Stephanie's like okay, and she's like just dean go get the note for the principal and bring it back Yeah, go do that Near supply calls. I'm gonna push Dean. All right.

You guys uh you guys go on the hallway and Stephanie's like what's this about? Look that kid who was asking you questions earlier. I just wanted to know why you ran away You're not in trouble But he went to your house to go look for those kids went to my house Yes, he did because Penelope suggested it Is there anything that could possibly be a reason why those kids were missing and you're connected to it? Um, Stephanie looks at you and dean and I need you to make a will roll I pushed dean into a clock first supply cause that we got to you guys and you make it to supply cause it make a will roll Oh, wow, that's pretty good for me really Oof da Plus two plus two.

Okay. She got a one, but dean gets a Negative two all right. She her eyes flash and uh dean turns the stone Oh, she's with deuce as she and she turns and she starts running away. Oh It is so odd I'm gonna get out get changed my skateboard to hoverboard board hover board hover board Hoverboard hover board board mode and I'm gonna head down the hallway I'm gonna be like no you would need to stop right now So you're chasing her down the hallway.

Yes, and that is where we will cliff hang this here episode of generation justice on one side of town We have little DBB confronted by monster and on the other side of town we have Fiona sprocket chasing down Medusa Stevens or Stephanie Stevens that she's commonly known through the hallways of the school on Hoverboard and we also have a Chance playing a duo of Two bit Tony and eight bit me hours for hours for a long time They actually impute the secret levels. Yeah, they beat the secret levels and then they added a really good video with some great special effects So I have been your game monster Happy puke and you can find me at happy puke. I was Maddie and you can find me at punslinger. Maddie I was little DB and you find me at laugh with mark mark with the sea You can find me at Matthew and morris on twitter and he was uh chins um Yeah, you can find us if you're interested in the podcast at shu podcast you can find us on the youtube when we stream Uh, house studio on the youtube is there anything you guys want to plug at all subscribe to patreon guys?

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Uh, yeah, so if yeah if you want to talk about flash arrow and the Yeah, and uh, nothing else. No super girl. No, super girl flash arrow legends tomorrow. Yep.

We call it tomorrow Isn't that on home? That's like uh it's old season might be but it airs on. Yeah, there's a season two out Yeah, it's coming out. Yeah, it's coming out right now on uh CW.

All right. Yeah, thanks for joining us Uh big kisses to big internet kisses to everybody that loves us and if you like generation justice Thanks. Thank mark because I am cannibalizing every character he's ever made. Yeah, I really I love this, you know, it makes me feel like we are like teen titans.

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