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Nov 27, 2018 1 hr 57 min

Generation Justice #23

from S.H.U.

The gang meets new friends, and are haunted by old ones. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Frank (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Cade (Zak - @bioha7ard), Carrie (Bailee - @Ironicadventure) and White Eagle Ranger (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony Srimongkolkul, Tony S, Trish, Eli, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn, Ben C, Ben A, Trans Fur Productions, Logan B

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am your game mustard. Have a peek. And I am here today with five scribbly boys.

We've got the pencil Bailey playing Gary. Or so I would like to know that I don't scribble. I stay in line. So very nice.

Thank you very much. We've got the pen mark playing. Why do you go into AKA Gavin? Scratch, scratch, scratch, squibble, squibble.

We've got the paintbrush Fiona played by Matty. Yeah, I like to use paint all types of paints, you know? Oil. That's all I got so far.

Curly that's another one. We've got the, yeah, we've got the crayon Matthew. And Morse of Matthew and Morse fame playing Arthropod, I believe, was his name is. It's Frank Sampson.

And hey, you know, if you're about like somewhere in the one to three year old demographic, please use me on the walls. And we've got that hot ass sidewalk, jock, zag, playing surface. I wash off in the rain. That's a romantic song.

I like that one. So we are a free base podcast based around some teens. We are a patreon show. So all of these people are lovely enough to support the show.

And we are based around some, well, former teens, young adults, I'm going to say now. We're based around some young adults in the S.H.U. University of Illinois College doing their best, learning their career path. Would you like someone to tell us what happened on the last episode of this year, Generation Justice Cast?

We got a volunteer. If I had notes from last time, which I don't, then I would absolutely volunteer to do this. I got it, yeah. OK.

So we started out with everybody walking to their first day of school, Fiona got kidnapped by Donnefheim. Fiona. Or not Fiona, sorry. Sophia got kidnapped by Donnefheim.

Sorry. Gavin and Fiona decided that they did not want to talk to Wesley about it. So they left that carry. Fiona and Gavin went to their first day at ahedral academy where they met Frank, who is a very skinny balding, very happy Canadian boy.

Just because he has very little hair does not mean he is balding. I'm sorry. Nearly hairless. Because I thought he had cancer.

I was concerned. Apparently, later on, we find out he can turn into a very scary, sporty and creature. And we also met, let's go with Candy Ass. Candy Ass.

I told you I had a list of these names. OK. Are you the rock all of a sudden? Oh.

OK. I'm going to go with that. Cade, who is not Kevin 11, I promise. You knew this show was coming back.

I did it. And they had a class together. And Carrie got a job at a library. The weekend was coming up.

And the college kids, not the community college kid, got assigned a project where they were the amalgamation. And they got sucked into a flesh column and had to agree to do everything together. And then they all agreed to suck Carrie in, even though she did not agree to be sucked in. And sent it to people.

The last thing I remember is we were trying to battle the turtle. And everybody decided this is not my ultimate form. So we went from having a robot arm and a crystal arm to being a scorpion with a robot arm and a crystal arm to absorbing some of the sidewalk to activating star mode, to activating power ranger mode. So it's a giant half-crystal, half-metal, half-concrete, how a ranger scorpion, fighting man in a turtle suit.

Yeah. I thought it was a turtle mobile. And I think he's a Gundam now. He made himself a neck thing at the end.

Yeah. All right. So we will open up on that. You as a team have the element of surprise.

What do you do? Remember also, Fiona has control the arms. Yes. Eye control of talking.

K does control the feet. And can we all agree that we can just control the tail? Well, I'm just happy to be here. But let's give Frank control the tail, because there's a tail now.

There is a tail, and I am happy to own it. Also, on each of your turns, you only have a limited amount of time to make a decision before your turn is conceded. So you have a minute to decide what you're going to do. Can we punch him?

All I ask is we don't kill him. And claw him with claws. All right, yeah. Let's claw him.

All right. So you're going to claw him. Plus nine. You strike the big turtle bot in the chest.

And because your power ranger's mode, big sparks go flying, and he topples through a building, and it lets out a big noise. As his chest opens up and fires rockets at you, he got a eight to fire rockets at you. Who is rolling defense against the rockets? I'll roll then.

OK. That is a plus five. And as Arthur Pod, the chittness care pays good absorb one physical damage. OK, so that knocks it down to two.

So you're taking two then? All right, so you guys are all taking two together. All right, what is your next move? What is the turtle min is in a clear mech?

Yeah, it's like it's a big giant turtle robot. All power rangers or kaiju fights. OK. Does anybody have a really good shoot?

I have a plus word to shoot. If someone gives control to the arm to shoot, we can shoot one of my lasers. I can also shoot out of my tail. OK, but Kenny, let's allow him to shoot your laser out of the tail.

I'll shoot then a laser tail. Yeah. There you go. OK.

So what is this? That's what you're going to do. So I got a four to shoot. Kerry, is there anything special about your laser shooting?

It is not. It's just non-lethal. OK. So Alex, so you know when I shoot, it's a venomous shot.

OK. So it's a plus four. And if that hits them, they'll need to make a physical to prevent being poisoned. That's a robot.

Well, I mean, if it gets in his eyes, we get like three trampols through the machinery. I don't know how this works. You guys, you should have been late acid laser at the robot. It gets blasted.

It topples over. But it stands back up and it fires a rocket punch at you. It's big turtle rocket punch fire. It got a four.

So when we roll, how are we defending against it? You have to roll against fight because it's not shooting. It's a plus seven. OK.

You can defend well against the robot fist. Now it is your turn. It doesn't look like the robots got a weak point. Is there a way to check it out?

If you want to spend your turn doing that, you can, like analyzing it. Otherwise, you can't tell just by looking at the moment. And I use lore to try to see if I've heard of this guy. And you can think of where he's at Gilly Seal is.

Is if everyone decides they're going to use the turn to do this. Did you guys want to hit it then? Oh, I'm totally happy to just keep wailing on this robot. Turtleman.

OK. OK. So tell them to look from the two pudges we've even so far. It looks pretty damaged.

Let's keep doing it. Just keep hitting it. All right, just don't kill him. And trying a grapple attack.

I have a ability that lets us grab it and sing it in the same room. OK. Let's do that. OK.

So what's a grapple? Is that the Z or athletic? It would normally be fight unless you have something that allows you to use Fizzy consent. I don't.

So if Maddy wants to make an athletic or a fight roll, try and grab it and sing it. That's a plus seven. You grappled it. Now you get to do the stinging attack, right?

Yeah. So it is a just using the tail to sting it. But it is also a grapple. So is that also a fight?

Unless you have something that says otherwise. It would be a fight that's close range. But then it would also be it would also make a attack against the venom. So I guess Fiona make it up.

If you got the best fight. Ooh, plus nine. OK. You were plus nine and your big venomous tail snaps through the robot.

And it sparks and its lights fade and damp. Make that nice, satisfying crunch of like metal through metal. Yeah. Is turtle die.

Is turtle die going to make sure now? Yeah, we got to knock out that turtle. So he doesn't do anything. That's what guy.

We're already holding on to it. Oh, we got a good grasp on this here, turtle boy. Is there a way for us to call the cops? Why we have?

I mean, who are you supposed to contact? Hey, turtle, turtle, are you are you done? The chest of the turtle bot opens and you see him. And he's like, hey, and he kind of gives you thumbs up.

He's like, did a good job. Oh, he's got to thumbs up this. How many we keep going or are we done? No, no, I think we're done.

Thanks for coming. I don't want his hoser to come back and train a deck again. I think we're done. Did you say your school hired this guy to fight you?

Yeah. So you probably don't want to kill him. Yeah. Oh, I like turtle.

Wait, thumbs up. We need to know. Does that mean we're good here or should we keep punching you? No, yeah, you broke the row by your five.

OK, guys, well, here's the part of this that I didn't tell you about. So when we turn into the big old arthropod here, when we get out of the transformation, hopefully you brought your backpack with Jeff because you're going to come out with no clothes on and you're going to be completely hairless. Or we could also keep my magical suit on, which is. I mean, I brought my backpack with me.

And that's always got a spare change at close, because you never know when you're going to turn into a giant scorpion. Were we already like within this anthropomorphic person, but then how many clothes on to be getting on confused? I was the wrong way. We never said we got dressed.

We've been naked the whole time. I assumed besides actually we never took off our clothes from school. I assumed we got a amalgam clothes when we left. And then we just never took them off.

I imagine we were wearing clothes coming to this battle. Or also, yeah, I could do more if we can go down than I could be more because I actually the suit's probably ripped up because he did it after the suit. He was like, question, am I going to have to lose my hair? No, we're not.

So you feel you guys being pulled apart from one another and then all of a sudden you're all standing in the street. And there's like. We had a clothes on that we wore when we were in the thing or did his clothes start to our clothes inside? No, no, you're all separated.

You have your clothes that you're wearing when you went. Definitely. His prank just covered in a disgusting hicker. And it's like he's a book on the Warped Game.

Yeah, whatever happens at the end of your problem happens. Are you still a big scorpion monster or not? Or did you change back? If we split, he would still be a scorpion unless we kind of like disengaged it before we split.

That's up to you. But I'm not going to be able to. He splits you guys and he's like, all right. He's like this kind of small goopy.

It looks like a big walking cell. He's like, all right, bye. And he starts gooping away. Hey, what do you think our grades going to be?

He's like, that's not in charge of that. I'm just in charge of sticking it together. He's done this. I'm assuming multiple times.

What do you think we got? He kind of looks around. He's like, well, you probably did well on the fight and the guy, not a whole lot on mitigating. Does that, like, that you did punch him through a building?

And so like nobody was really on, hey, save the fake people in the fake buildings. I've seen people getting done that kind of stuff before. So good going, fun, shine. Isn't that normal?

Here's the thing. Excuse me. I'm not the one that decided to suck my girlfriend into an amalgamation. If I didn't know it's not going around sucking our girlfriends in public.

I was just joking with her anyways. Kerry looks like she's got PTSD. Also, the one thing is you're all going to have to write a thing on what you learned. I was not ever told to us.

No, I mean, I'm not the teacher. So the teacher sucks. We had to learn about what we work better as a team. That's what I learned.

Fiona begins to walk back to the house. I have a car here. I'm not going to do it. I'm lucky.

All right. I want to deal with this. The night ends. Amalgam left, internal started refixing his robot.

We were in a fake city, right? No, it was a real city. OK, I wasn't sure. It was fake.

OK, so I don't have to worry about actually having possibly hurt people. No, no, no, no, no. There were actual people in the fake buildings. Yeah, you were told it was the whole thing, the simulation.

So where does everybody go? I will offer the Frank and Kate ride back to the other place where they want to go. Frank as a still as the ortho-vodal skitter. He'll wave a claw and skitter away.

We need to be worried about that. Oh, actually, no, he will grab his backpack with one of his giant claws. He's just going to sling it over the back of the scorpion and skitter away. That's a good thing.

You've got a rat shirt in this one. Should we be worried? All right, so Kate, are you going to take a ride from Gavin? I would.

Yes, I would like a ride. All right. Fun shot. You're going to go your own way.

You want to ride. I don't have anything else to do today. I'm just going to like it, Kate, and go shotgun. Should you also maybe call your work, let them know why you didn't show up?

I mean, I think we established I was only joking about work. OK. Wait, what about Amy? Amy, what's my name?

I know, but Amy has a life. So yeah, I'll give Kate a ride to do you want to go to your dorm or do you want to go somewhere else? Dorm's fine, yeah. I'll give her a ride to the dorm, then I'll drive me in Fun shot and back to the, or carry back.

I got to say, Carrie, when I'm talking to Alex, and Fun shot and I'm talking to you. I carry back to the, uh, carry back to the house. OK, all right. So you are doing that.

Fiona, you're walking back home? Yes. OK, since they are driving, but they have to drive all the way to the dorms, then back home, you beat them all back home. And you are there.

I would have would have sent a text to Gina saying, hey, I just started college. I just want to see how you're doing. It's weird. Everything's weird here so far.

And I'll say I hope you're doing well. And then I'm going to open up the internet on my phone. And I'm going to start looking up people known people associated to Athena. OK.

You are doing that while you are at home. I'll lie approaches you. She's seems like she's eating an entire room to switch. I don't know.

I'm not checked. She's like, hello, wife. Hi. You missed your patron showed up and was looking for you.

Wait, Hades? Yeah. What do you want? He had something for us to do.

So he gave me the information. So if I wrote it down, would you like me to tell you or would you like me to just hand it to you? Would you like to tell me? You just tell me.

Well, you're eating. Would you like to stop eating and tell me? I can eat and tell you. Can I not do both at the same time?

It's considered rude to eat. It's considered rude to eat with your mouthful. That's what you were planning on doing. If you're planning on taking bites, tell me.

And then is it is it so it's considered rude, but do you find it rude? I mean, a bit. OK, then I won't eat and talk to you. But yes, apparently there's another guy going to the school.

The daughter of Hestia and he wants us to find her because she might know where Hestia is. OK, what's their name? Cassandra Cassandra. OK, I can ask around and see what they know.

But I'm not going to interrogate them. No, we just need to find out where Hestia is and Cassandra might know. Does Sadie's want to make an alliance with Hestia? Presumably, I'm not one to question the motives of the people that are patrons at the moment.

I just do as they ask. OK, I'll start looking around asking questions. OK, I will stay here and make sure the house is tidy, I suppose. Thank you.

About that. All right, so Kate and Kevin, you drive to the dorms, anything you guys talk about on the way or not? Yeah, there are two. Yeah, thanks.

Oh, yeah. All three. Sorry. Sorry.

I'm sorry. All three of you are driving to the dorm in the back to the house. Anything you talk about? I'll tell you.

I'm going to talk about how can you feel that great leather seating that I got? This is brand new. Yes, it's wonderful. Are you observing the leather?

I can't because it's made from cow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

That's fine. This paneling is nice though, and I touched the because I know what he's doing. So I touched the panel of the car and I turned my arm into it. I know that Kate just rolls with it.

Now you ever get mixed up in becoming your friends like we just did or first experience where you want? I can't say I ever have before. That's definitely the first time. Me too.

OK. Well, glad we're all on the same page. I'm used to having voices in my head. I just ignore them most of the time.

OK. See where she gets that sunshine nickname from? Oh, no. He's going that because I had a shadow arm and he thought it was funny.

Oh, of course. It's because her name sounds like carolot, because it's Carrie from Care Bears. And there's a buried function. Right.

I thought you were just being there on it. No, I'm not that clever. I'm not going to disagree with you. So are we there yet?

All right, so the car ride goes well. Arthur Pratt or Frank, what are you up to? He's going to go to the dark alleys. We're probably close enough to the dorm.

There's a little faster than him. He walks. He's kind of find a nice sizable bush or a graver trees. And then he disengages the power, which means that he'd be just kind of like the scorpion kind of stops, the back splits open, and out climbs at an emaciated young man covered in an icker.

And he'd grab the backpack and he'd towel himself off, put on some fresh clothes, and he'd go walk the rest of the way to his dorm room. All right. I have a question. Do you like to leave the shelter?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a character there. You know what like cicadas are like? I had a great able.

You know how they like kind of leave their caribouces all over the place? Yeah, it's like that. It's biodegradable, it makes great compost. And then like, you know, birds and stuff can eat it.

You know, it's good. It's for nature. Is it brittle like a cicada shell or is it a bit tougher? I mean, once he's out of it, it's probably tough.

It's irrelevant. Okay. I was just curious because I could have made some like... You could make like, chain this armor from it, sure.

Yeah, like some cool weird armor. Yeah, like some monster hunter. You could do that, whatnot. Yes, sweet.

A little bit of time. Are we back to the home? Yeah. We've been having school stuff lately.

We haven't really done anything. How about next weekend? Like, we go out dinner in a movie. You pick one, I pick one.

That sounds good. I don't really know what movies are good anymore, so you want to get Mexican? That's fine with me? Do you want...

Should we ask Fiona and Lai if they want to double? Yeah, that's fine with me. I don't know if they'll agree with it. Let's do it.

Alright. When we get inside, then I'll ask Lai if her and Fiona would like to go for Mexican and a horror movie. She likes spicy food and all that. Alright.

So you plan on a future date night? Does that mean Lai agree? Oh, yeah. Okay.

So Lai is like, yeah. Alright. I'm done. Alright.

So you guys plan on that for the next weekend? A couple of days past in school. Is anyone doing anything specific in school? I'm going to ask around about Cassandra.

Alright. You do learn about Cassandra. She's been going to the school for a year, so she's a second year. And yeah, she's probably widely known as just Cassandra.

Cool. And then also, did I get anywhere with my research about people tied to Athena? Not currently, no. Okay.

So I'm going to try to figure out her schedule and then stop her one day after her class. Alright. So you find her her class. She's in second year class.

You see her leaving. She's a little bit shorter than most people. So she's like a little bit of a shorter girl. She's got her hair up in a bun.

She's blonde. She's got kind of like a big fuzzy kind of green and pink sweater. She's got a necklace with like a round pearl on it. And like it seems like there's a fire inside of the pearl that's like burning.

It's acting like real flame, but it's inside of this marble, so to speak. And she's got her hair up and she got big, like big frame glasses. And she's like carrying her books, kind of like tight to her chest. I'm going to walk out to her and I'll be like, um, hi.

Oh, hi. Hi. I'm Fiona. Okay.

She can push her glasses up and says, hi, I'm Cassandra. I heard from some people that you are a demigod. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

I mean, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I'm also a demigod, you know. Oh, that's exciting.

I mean, it's a little bit rude. I don't mean to. Sorry. I'm not.

No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I heard that you were the daughter of Hestia.

Have you been in contact with her recently? Yeah. Do you have like how recent like I like to think that I'm always talking to my mother. Interesting.

Here's my question. I'm kind of doing this report for my theology class. And I mean, I can't really get in contact with my parents that much. They seem kind of busy.

I don't know if you know what's going on, but it's crazy things happening. And I heard that crazy thing about what? You don't know. Well, I know some stuff.

I don't know what you know. I don't know what you're asking. I'm sorry. Should I be guessing something?

I'm kind of up to sometimes when people talk about things, things go on my head. And I really apologize if you mentioned something and I'm not understanding. I feel so stupid. I'm so sorry.

It's no, it's fine. I have you not heard about the war. Oh, okay. Yeah.

No, I know about that. My parents seem to me involved in that. I haven't been able to get in contact with them. And I heard that you are a demigod.

And I was wondering if you've been in contact with your god recently. I mean, your parents. I'm sorry. Okay.

Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how I can.

I don't know what you need from me. Um, if you can just tell me how to either contact her or where's the place to contact her or if even you can contact her for me so I can talk to her. Oh, yeah, I can. I can contact it.

It's really easy for me to talk to her. I'd rather not do it here in the hallway. Where would you like to head back to my place to do it? Yeah.

Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay.

The only chance is to get in the parking club either. Yes, how about let me write down the address for you and I would give her the address and I'll let phone can I expect you? Um, I don't know what time do you mean there. I can, I can.

I could try to be there as quick as possible. I don't, I mean, I can skip. I usually, I have to skip that if you name either sooner. I can actually a kid if you want to exchange for that.

That would be so nice. You don't have to go out through all that trouble. I can just like a protein bar left in my bag. I can eat that I don't want to put you out.

I will put a hand on. Can I touch your shoulder? Yeah, I guess so. I just want to be okay with people like physical contact and everything.

I put a hand on her shoulder and I'm like, I don't mind. Trust me, you being so willing to help is a huge thing for me. Okay. All right.

I'll see you then as soon as you get done. All right. I'll see you there. I guess.

Thank you so much. Get Sandra and I begin to head back to as you walk. I'm such a mess. I apologize and she runs away.

That was easy. I love her. You know, I was working there at a three way God. That is a no.

This is what that actually likes you. I'm going to head back to the house or if I have another class, I'll go to my class. Yeah, you have a little bit of school in left. So you guys do the rest of your school.

Carrie, you you're doing you're doing your classes. Not much to change. You do a little bit of library job. It's pretty average day.

Anyone else doing anything out of the ordinary on this here school day? I'm letting you know. I forgot about the report and I really didn't care. You don't turn that.

I stuck a report that I wrote in his backpack with his name in it. Well, Frank's gonna spend some time studying between classes. You know, because he wants to do his mom and pop her out. That's really about it.

You know, he's just trying to be a good student, you know, and really carry on the legacy of his family. Okay. What are you up to? Just normal stuff studying, trying to get used to going to a new school.

Just normal school stuff, normal school stuff. Okay. If I get a moment where like I can go somewhere where people are not staring at me, I'm going to try to check on the new being that lives in my arm and see if it's okay. Because I know.

Okay. What specifically do you say to me? I'm just going to be like, Hey, you okay in there? I know that the flesh column is a little creepy.

You get the general sense that it's fine. I'm just going to kind of like pat pat my arm. I'm like, all right. You need anything.

Let me know. Okay. Yeah, you get the general sense that it's fine. It seems to be pleased.

It's happy with what's going on for the most part. We're going to cut to. No, it has it. It takes a while to run up.

We're going to cut to a franken cave at your dorm room. All right. Here we are. It's a dorm room.

We do in school. Some stuff. Yeah. A kid that's a couple of grades higher than you.

He kind of busted in your dorm room and he's like, Hey, bros. What's up, man? Like our RA or something? No, he just he just no, he's just kind of he's like living in the same dorm.

Oh, hey, they're stranger names. Frank and welcome to our home. Can I ask you? You are.

Oh, I mean, you don't you see me around, right? Have I seen him around? Yeah, you've seen him around. He seems to be kind of like one of like a real popular, dude.

Oh, yeah. I see you. You seem like a real popular dude around here. Yeah.

I just wanted to let you know we're having like a party this weekend, man. Are you guys coming? Oh, you know, I do like a good party. Where is it at?

What time do I need to bring any snacks or anything with me? Oh, dude, I got all covered, bro. I've got all covered. Oh, it's so there's no cover charge in.

Oh, dude, I don't need to make a cover charge, bro. You know, I throw the best parties. We're going to have the top of line everything. Oh, I mean, that sounds really up-rounding then.

And since y'all do the new bros on dorm, I mean, you know, I want to let y'all in. I want to make sure that you're cool with all of us because a lot of crazy shit happens in here and we get with sometimes we get some real funny duddies. You know what I'm saying? He points to Katie's like, I haven't heard you say anything.

Yeah. Funny dud yah, yeah. No, not at all. You know, I'm a cool dude too.

You know, I have I haven't introduced my roommate to funny duddies, but they're some of my favorite candies that you can get here or go to the border. I have no idea. And you're you know, some might actually have some funny duddies up here in my, my desk here. So let me check real quick.

Alex, I have some dudies and I'm going to hand him out to Kate and this guy who's name I still don't know. I eat them. You know what, you know what a neddy buddy is? Oh, yes.

Like that. Yes. But we've already established funny or not. Neddy buddies exist in this world.

These are just off-brand candid version. Yeah. He's like, I ain't never had one of those. Can I have one of those?

Oh, yeah. Oh, I got I got some here. Just look, let's be honest here real quick though. You know, Smarties are the Smarties that you get in Canada.

Those are just off-brand evidence. Oh, yeah. You could have here somebody's here, funny duddies. I get them down at the the the loonie store and you know, you get them you get them two for one on Brady's.

Oh, right. And he reaches over and he grabs some. You do notice that he's he's wearing gloves on each of his hands and they're very shiny and gold. Oh, those are you know, I'm not normally one to see it because you know, I'm a very proud proud individual just like the rest of us up here in the high north here.

But you know, those are some very fancy look at mitzi got going on there. Oh, these are a goddamn medical necessity. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

I didn't mean to bring up any sort of you got going on there. I, you know, my apologies. I worried about it at all. You know what?

I'm super rude. I haven't even introduced myself. I we noted that earlier. Yeah, you know, sometimes people talk.

I just don't fucking live with it. Oh, my God. That's that's that's I think that people do. What are your guys' names?

Who are you guys? Apologies. My name is Frank and this year is my roommate. He had frankly indicated over to the game.

I am Kate. Nice to meet you. Hey, Kate. All right.

I just want to make sure you guys are cool. You're going to be at the party this weekend, right? Shh. Or, you know, I think I'll be caught up on my classes by then and you know, I don't think any of my friends are doing anything.

You know, is it okay if I invite a couple other, a couple other friends over? I do more than a merrier, man. OK, well, I guess I got some friends all of them go to this school. I hope that's OK.

The important part here is that y'all to come and show and make a, you know, make an impression because we, you know, we just need to know that you're cool. Because like I said, a lot of crazy shit happens in here, man. Look, I'm not very good at impressions. You know, I didn't learn too many to watch about comedians growing up, but you know, I'm happy there to provide some snacks and you know, just a good old gentleman over at your party.

Oh, for sure. For sure, bro. So, you seem real quiet. Are you cool with it?

Yeah, I'm cool, dude. I'm just trying to study. Sorry, Frank's normally the one's a little more precarious. You know, this is kind of a hometown.

So, you know, I want to make a good impression for all the people coming to visit during the school year. OK, all right. Cool, cool, cool. I guess I'll get out of your hair.

Oh, that's, that's, I mean, I won't take that one personally now. Oh, dude, bro. I'm so sorry. Oh, it's totally josh.

Yeah. So he snaps it. You guys like, well, just make sure you make it. It's important that you guys come in because y'all are on our dorms.

Like crazy stuff happens and I want to make sure you're cool. Well, you're going to you. OK, I like the way you're dressed now, but can you tell us never you never got your name? You guys can just call me M.

That's fine. That's my fault. I'm so used to be called me. You said M.

Yeah, because you got the Midas touch. Hey, I've got to that. Hey, Frank does like some overly obnoxious wings, but he doesn't have like eyebrows. So it's not like you can't like eyebrow waggle.

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