Generation Justice #28

Welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am your Happy Puke Game Mustard, and I am here today with four delicious jelly beans. We have Lemon Lye Matthew playing Frank. I'm like, right?

We have Peña Colada, Bailey playing. I hate Peña Coladas and getting stuck in the rain. We have a buttered popcorn zag. Quencade.

I taste like feet. And we have Bert's beans, puke flavor, Maddie playing. Fuck you, Alex. It's Bernie Bodge.

It's Bernie Bodge. It's Bernie Bodge. It's Bernie Bodge. It's Bernie Bodge.

It's Bernie Bodge. It's Bernie Bodge. Bernie Sanders. It's Bernie Sanders.

It's Bernie Sanders. Alex, as the winner of the Jennifer Chill, we just renamed a bunch of shit and make a joke out of it. So we are a real play-based podcast, a patron show here on this SHU feed, one of the two. We are a real group of humans that play a game and everything we do is canonical here on this feed with one of our lovely players that was here last week.

Let us know what happened on the episode last month, last time. Last week. You know, that time. Does anybody want to give it a shot?

I didn't Bailey say she could do it. Yes, she did. And now she's doing the nose thing. Yeah, because I wanted to see if you guys could.

No, I can't. I'll say Guava makes again. I'll do it. I love this.

We fought the dude who was that was the name? Oh, I had something like VJ. It's rude. No, no, no, no, it's speed booger.

It's rude. No, no, no, speed demons took people. Get it right. Yeah.

Rude VJ. Get it right, right? Yes. Yes.

I'm guessing Colin Rudevigigga. No, that was a good joke a while ago. We were fighting him and all of a sudden Kate and Gavin were taken by a speed demon made soon. They were taken to the shadow world.

Ooh. So we hold off Rudevigde. Frank. Yeah, that was fun.

Gary. We did that. And then we went home and we got a call from Wesley. And he was like, hey, I'm here in Amberville.

And there's this chick here or something like that. Come over here. So we did. And since Jennifer chills hiding from a bunch of gods.

So we're like, yo, come on, Jennifer. What's up? I don't know what I'm going on anymore. Oh my god.

Wait, wait. So she got attacked by people trying to quote a crystal in her. Yeah, because she's a vessel. Like some people I know.

Oh, so Carrie's sister is possessed again. That's your own fault for having siblings. I didn't ask for her, Maddie. She was crossing away.

So we're getting ready to fight and Wesley hit under the bed. I remember because I told Jennifer to and she's like, no, I'm going to go fight. She does an else's type transformation. So that happened.

And then we got over to Kate and Gavin who were the shadowers and they're trying to escape. They meet one person. I don't remember the name. Alex.

Alex. Who's like, I'm one half. We need to find my other half. So they're fighting these people who are evil, like evil, your worst villains like them and nemesis is nemesis.

They're nemesis is nemesis. They're nemesis. So they're fighting. They're fighting their nemesis.

I'm not talking. And they make it to Alex's other half and they become whole and they're like this. They're both named Alex. Yeah, they're both named Alex and they're both like this angel type people.

I think this was Alex else. It was a joke. I dubbed them Alex squared. Yes.

I found them on the poster. Yeah. Cool. So that happened.

And then they fly up to the bright light, which turns out to be nemesis in a shadow cage. So she's like, Kate. Right? Yeah, Kate.

I sense you want revenge. I'll get you out of here. So Kate made a deal. And that was my bad review.

I didn't take any dogs. And then got burgers. Yeah, that's a pretty good, pretty accurate. Pretty good.

That's pretty good. So we're going to open up on the three that were in Wesley's house. I'm still in the basement with Morgan. Yes.

Jennifer Chil, the NPC, is up with Fiona and Frank, who are upstairs. Fiona and Frank, they blew up in the wall with a big lightning blast. And they don't seem to be quite intimidated by you at all. What do you guys do?

I say fuck because I want to deal with more gawd bullshit. Okay. And then I'm like, what's the number for the little hero team here? 911.

I call 911. You have their number. We've called security. No DB has their number.

No. Yes. If anyone has it or I'm not feeling a selfie, I would have it. Yeah.

So are you calling 911 then? I'm calling 911 as I'm preparing to send off people and defend Jennifer. Okay. Frank, what are you doing?

I throw up my pincers aggressively. Okay. No, menacingly. Menacingly?

All right. You throw up your pincers menacingly. The girl you know as Bethany or Weathervane just takes the crystal and rolls it across the lawn and it impales into Jennifer's chest. Oh, no.

That was easy for not rolling. Yeah. Thanks for letting us. I'm like in the throw.

You can roll if you want. I rolled the pageant. What is that? All right.

Roll a defense. Or roll a athletics or where? Am I near Jennifer? I would think I would think I would.

You're all kind of jammed up inside the house. Okay. I got a five. Okay.

So you both are able to block the crystal. It bounces off and then kind of floats in the air. Jennifer shoots an ice beam to create a wall in front of you guys. So she's making a nice wall.

And Wesley, he has a Nintendo power glove on and he punches a bunch of buttons and he summons a Donkey Kong. Like a big old Donkey Kong and it climbs to the top of the house and starts throwing barrels at them. And he's like, that's not going to hold him off the log. We need to get going.

Cool. I'm like, go out the back. I can see some screen of them up here. Someone has to get carried.

And then we all have to hopefully we'll get here in the local heroes. Okay. So you guys are feeling as running out the back. Jennifer is going with you.

Wesley is like, I have to say, I have to say, to control the Donkey Kong. Frank, what are you doing? I'll stay with Wesley. Okay.

You stay with Wesley. We're going to cut over the basement. You are in the basement. I think last you were doing your blasting shadow talks.

Ravens, but yeah. Ravens grows whatever. Shadowbirds. You're blasting shadow birds, but there's a ton of them.

Is this the attack you're going to keep up? Yeah. At this point, Carrie has nothing but unbridled rage. So she is just anything and everything that gets near her is getting punched, shot.

I'll start just screenings. All right. Roll. Roll me a shoot.

So that's a plus two. Yeah. So you're blasting a bunch of crows and that seems to go on for a little while. You're screaming for fanies and blasting crows.

You hear there is a commotion upstairs. So it sounds like something is happening up there. That does not have my attention right now. My sister is possessed by a gun.

I need to get her out. All right. We're going to cut back over to to Kate. Kate, you're having a burger.

I am. Yeah. It's pretty tasty. It's very good burger.

You're going to make a sloppy burger too. He fries. Well, he ordered a poutine. You got a poutine?

I'll get a poutine. All right. We're poutine in it up. Yeah.

It's pretty easily a meal in and of itself where's the side item. I don't actually know. It can be both, I think. I think since we've been trapped in Shadow World for three days, we're pretty hungry.

So it doesn't matter at this point. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough.

But I am enjoying a burger. And then as I'm eating, I go, Gavin, shouldn't you call Carrie? Let me go back. He goes, mo.

Oh, yeah. I'm just beating. Okay. All right.

I'm going to Frank and Wesley who are who are trying to hold down this fort. The guy with tentacles, he busts through and he's going to attack both of you. He rolls a four to attack both of you. Roll defenses.

I'm positive to you all. That's a set. Okay. You defend well against the attacks of this person.

You do see that the lady that shot electricity is no longer out there. We're going to cut over to, I don't know, how let's say Fiona, Fiona and Jennifer, you guys are running out of the back. You guys exit the back of the house and you see, whether or not, on the back of the house because she just flew over it. What do you do?

How are you? I'm like, Anthony, come on. This is the God talking not you. You are still in control.

This is your body. Okay. I'm also still trying to get there. I'm like, God's are attacking.

Can't you send me? Hey, why? Okay. All right.

Well, let's leave it a couple of seconds. It's still ringing. Yeah. Bethany or who you think is Bethany, but not really.

It's it's Guava mix as Matthew has a lot of the 10 yo God of the storm who is inhabiting Bethany's body. She zaps you with a big old blast electricity. She got an eight. That is eight.

You you would take two damage, but you don't. She is using a knockback attack, which it knocks you back to movements. So she blasts you across the neighborhood. You don't take damage, but you go tumbling like you go tumbling and then you crash into a car and lose a big dent.

Shit, like she actually knows how to play fate. Yeah, some of these NPCs do shut up and then as you go tumbling away, you hear Jennifer screaming. Fuck. All right, we're going to cut back to Carrie who is in the basement.

Yep. You keep blasting stuff. Roll me another shoot, please. So that is a plus three.

All right. You keep blasting and eventually the body of Catherine comes back as the Morgan and she's like, don't you realize this is all futile? Carrie is just like panting and like glaring. She's like, I don't understand what you people keep going after her.

Can't you just leave her alone? Some people are just easy to control because you're too weak to control someone else on your own. You have to go after somebody who's traumatized. I have nothing to prove to you.

No, no, you don't. I have everything to prove to you and I'm just going to grab onto her hair and like shoot as much light as I can to see if I can like destroy the hair. Destroy her hair? Yeah, I don't want to actually hurt Catherine.

That's the problem. I don't know how to get bodies out. I cannot the power of Christ this person. So you're trying to give her a light haircut?

I'm trying to be destructive without actually hurting my sister. It's very difficult. All right. Actually, can I try something else?

Sure. What do you want to try? Yeah. Okay.

Can I see if I can use my will to pull the shadows to me since I know how to do that from when I have boogie? Even if that's not my power anymore. Yeah, you can give it a shot. Oh, thank you.

Jesus plus seven. Okay. You actually surprisingly have success and you're pulling in some shadows to you. I'm just going to start pulling in as many as I can to see if I can weaken her.

Okay. You are pulling in shadows for a moment. You see her face change, like her expression change and she whispers at you. She says, don't give up.

I'm still here and then she switches back and drops backward into a shadow and vanishes. I'm going to blow the door off the basement and just start looking for my team. Okay. Up at the top, Frank and Vidkid or Wesley or whatever.

After he attacked you guys, he jumps back through the hole and starts to ascend the building to get away. Do you let him get away? Not at all. Not at all.

Okay. Go for go for an attack. I'm going to try and grab him by him legs as he climb up. Go for it.

That is a plus three. Okay. He rolled really well to escape your grasp. He rolled the best he could.

So that's the one plus four card I have in my deck today, folks. So everything else is going to be less than that. I will skitter after him. Okay.

As you're skittering after him, the lightning lady grabs him by the collar and flies away. I stopped skittering after him. They got away. All right.

So what are you guys doing now? I get out of the car and I run over to where I know I was no one trying to be. All right. They are.

They are gone. And then I say, well, I hang up the phone and I just stand there being like, they got her. Let's go. All right.

Frank. Yeah. When you were skittering chasing him, you skitter to the top of the building. What are you doing after you do that?

I look at Donkey Kong. When you turn around and look at Donkey Kong, you notice everything has kind of changed. Everything's a bit redder and there's like a ash in the air. There seems to be like flies all around you.

I had smell of armpits. Your armpits smells fine. You do notice on the ground, there's a lot of maggots and stuff like that. The legs.

The ground is like that's a great thing. Yeah. And all the buildings, all the buildings a little cinched. Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah. And there's like a red haze in the air and like ash kind of floating up from the ground upward. How does it make me feel? How would you feel if that was happening?

I mean, I don't, it's not like making me like cough or no, no, no, I'll go down to where Wesley is all, you know, I try to signal him to get on my back. Okay. You go down into the house and you notice that there's nobody there. It just seems like a weird twisted version of everything.

I'm on the upside down. Yeah. Get the Christmas lights. Yeah.

I go out to the front of the house. As you go out to the front of the house, you notice in the distance there's a very large silhouette kind of creeping over the horizon. It looks insectish in form and there's a lot of big insects kind of flowing off of it. And you hear a very, very deep voice say, Frank.

I will go into the basement and hide. The door is shut behind you. I will try to I'll go through the hole in the wall that was made by the lightning. Do not run.

I climb in the bushes. Okay. It continues to grow and grow closer and you just hear echoing through everything. Frank, I'm here for you.

Okay. I'll say it's okay. I can't speak. He writes K.

Can't speak. I'll come out and I'll just look up at it. Frank, I am the God of the under. I need your assistance.

I blink my eyes but not all at the same time. Frank, do you agree to help me on my mission? I can give you all that you want and all that you need. Just like you, they do not understand me.

They shun me for what I am. Misinformation lies the seat. I have not what they say I am. Can I like look at the maggots and stuff like around on the ground?

Sure. Yeah. What do they like? They just crawl around like normal.

Yeah, they're just crawling around like normal. Just kind of just just bugs on everything. Are they like trying to like climb up me or like, you know, like, you know, or anything? Nope.

Nope. Misunderstood creatures. They are important to the circle of life. But despised and reviled by those.

I think they're better than us. Frank, we are one and the same. What is it? Is this thing getting closer to me and I'll look up at it.

What is it? I mean, you said it's kind of got this big holding form. Yeah. It looks like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a kind of buggy fly creature with like, maggots and larva and all sorts of worms and cockroaches and stuff kind of like falling off of it and coming out of it.

It looks like it's kind of covered like, like, bot flies as well. Yeah. Like there's big holes where like big flies are coming out of it and swarming around it. Frank, we are misunderstood.

We are one and the same. I am the god of the under the god of your people. I can prevent the war. I'll walk closer to it slowly.

Okay. It's just kind of floating there. It's this enormous thing and it's just kind of floating there looking at you. I'll, I'll just kind of like lay down, I guess.

Okay. I'll take it's massive bug claws and says, take my hand if you agree. I'll take, I'll take his hand and my tiny claw. The agreement is signed.

We are bonded. You are the herald of Beelzebub. And then you find yourself on the roof of the house where you were before. I look at Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong is making some blooping bleeps. Oh, oh, go down. It's going to be ween. Or, or, or, or, sorry, Wesley.

Okay. Wesley's like, let's take a look at Donkey Kong. I'll, uh, okay. Like take them up and put them on my back and walk up front.

You're taking Wesley out of the house? Yeah. Okay. He's like, um, okay.

Uh, Kari, are you getting upstairs and Fiona, you are back at the house as well. Cool. Just walking up to them. Where is she?

What happened? She got got that's what happened. Fantastic. Awesome.

Just perfect. Cool. Um, Wesley, we felt that we failed what you brought us here for. Your house has a hole in it.

You want to come live with us in Canada? No. I've got another house. Okay.

You need help getting there. No, I've been working on a teleporting technology. I think I could, I could think I could download myself through the Internet to my other home. Please be safe.

Oh, the Internet. Wait, I haven't really tested it yet, but you know, I walk away when I hear him say I need the time it has to be. Wesley breaks the Internet. I'm not doing that again.

I hated it. It hurts. Okay. So what was the advantage of his home and downloads himself through the Internet to his other home?

Can you text me so I know he got there safe. Yeah. He'll text you. He's like, I got here safe.

Thank you. Okay. We're gonna text and credit get and be like, well, shit's fucked. He's like, do you need me back?

Please. Okay. So he returns and sees all three of you and he's like, oh, you guys had a fight here. Yeah, we did.

And so our thing. We know how to remove gods from inside of people. Are you asking me? Yes.

I'm not a part of the priesthood, but so no. Thanks. I can do some research you like. Yes, please.

I or just guide me and how to find this stuff. I don't I feel bad asking you for more stuff. It's just my sister got possessed by a god. I mean, it depends Frank.

Do you want me to look up how to, I mean anything from a buddy Frank? I'll I'll clearly distracted. So I'll kind of like look back over and then kind of like look between him and Carrie. He's saying no.

So he doesn't want me to look that up. Okay. See, he's doing the no face. No head.

Since he can't talk in this form. I don't know why he wouldn't want me to do that research, but I mean, it's fine. I'll just do it myself then. I apologize.

I was home. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Great.

Kid is teleporting you back home. We're gonna cut back to the burgers stand. You guys are done with burgers. We're done with burgers.

I assume after that we just kind of head back home. Yeah, you're leaving the burger burger stand a roll. You notice. Okay.

One. All right. So you don't know what's until it's too late. You guys are walking out like starting to walk out of the thing and a young girl in red runs up behind Gavin and puts his head through brick wall and grabs him more from out of his pocket and says, you ain't can and vanishes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, a young girl in red. She looks like she's Gavin's age or younger. Obviously Gavin's part of the episode. Is it red or is it done?

It's definitely red. Okay. Thank you. I guess I pull Kevin Gavin's head out of the brick wall.

Okay. He is knocked out cold. This is the girl's gone by now, right? Yeah.

Red beam kind of zapped down from the ceiling and she kind of particleized and vanished. Well, fuck. I sling Gavin over my shoulder and I run home. Okay.

You run home. You get home at the same time as everybody else comes through the portal from Incredicid. Everyone's together again. Where the fuck have you guys been?

What happened to Gavin? Well, you know, the thing that happened to Gavin actually happened after we got back, but he's kind of got his head smashed. Can you do the healing? Yeah.

I'll tell you all about it. I lay hands on Gavin. And I tell her all about it. Wait, wait.

Nemesis? I leave out the, I leave out me becoming Nemesis as a herald, but I do tell her that Nemesis is the cage and we help her. He tells who put her in the cage. Yes.

Yes. As soon as I hear that, I'm just like, oh, you need help fucking that bitch over. Let me know. She's possessing my sister right now.

Oh, okay. So I'm trying to figure out how to get her out first. So if you could not like physically harm her, I really appreciate that. I'll do my best.

That's kind of hard. Your sister's a vessel for God at the moment. Yeah. You know, putting a little bit of effort as to not, you know, kill the last remaining.

Frank will very specifically not stare at everybody. Hope this is happening. All right. I feel like are you being conspicuously not staring at everybody?

I'm definitely trying to be not Shalom about it. All right. All right. Roll roll your nonchalance.

Oh, yeah. Frank has been in his scorpion storm for a few days. Delph on that. Okay.

I got a plus one to sell my. My bychalance. Yeah. You're gonna turn to roll.

But yeah, I guess we'll notice. That is a plus three. You do tell that you can tell that Frank is attempting to hide some Shalom's, but it's not as much to launch as you think. So it's he's slightly shallanced at the moment.

It's as though I'm listening, but also pretending to not pay attention. Yeah. So you notice a minor shallance. All right.

This is my new thing. It's not like superchalance. It's like sort of a subchalance. I want a lot category.

How's a lot are you being right now? It's a subchalance. You would be like point five shallots. He definitely thinks he's being less shellon than he is.

Why is this discussion my favorite? Because it brings you to it. This is the 437th form of comedy. Yeah.

Yeah. There's this 448 forms of comedy and the last one is shallance. All right. So it's a little seasoning for your comedy.

What? Everyone's together. Gavin is knocked out. Yeah.

Just put him in the room and stuff. Oh, Alex, did I notice that she snagged his moorfer? Yes, you did. Also, the girl that bashed his head and took his moor.

Oh, how it was her outfit. Oh, it stopped me raw. Yeah. All right.

This is going to be fun. I don't say that. I'm really concerned with like Harry's vocabulary has become incredibly color. Yeah.

I'm not too cussed on my mask stream, so I'm doing it up here. No. College has changed. Do you guys want me to stop cussing?

Well, it's a generation just all grown up. Oh, no. And I don't know about you, Matthew, but the amount of shit that she's gone through in the last year, I think she deserves some color. It's a bold new edgy direction.

You guys are firmly in late 80s. Oh, yeah. I'll tell the otter what happens. You guys muscles on my muscles.

Yeah. You can get your feet looked terrible. You know, for some reason, Fiona, who's the super shock person doesn't look as strong as you should. You do have enormous tits.

Not significantly less armor than you should be wearing in public. Yeah. And just here for a moment. It's okay because you're also wearing like a giant like coat over it.

Yeah. And then like an armor over the coat. Yeah. All right.

So if you want to tell Otter what happened, what's everybody else up to? I'm gonna smoke on the roof. All right. I'm gonna Google search the elves above.

All right. You Google search be also pop. You get those results. Although you do know that he did say that it's like he did relate to you that there was some sort of smear campaign against him and that people reviled him unfairly.

So all of the things that you are seeing via your Google search, he would have advised you to take with the grain of salt. Can I have like restricted it to searches or for it to any hits that would have happened more than a month ago? Yeah. Sure.

There's a lot of occult people that worship him. So there's that. How are you typing the clause? Yeah.

On back on the tip of the clause. I imagine it has like me. I tell too. I have great athletics.

I can use the tail and my little pincer fingers. I can also maybe my mandibles are a little more easier to use. I like that you just resigned yourself to being a giant bug all the time. I'm down.

I got an assassin bug after me. I got to protect myself. Okay. So Kate, what are you doing?

Kate has gone up to his room and just kind of sitting in his bed and then he after a few moments of silence, he goes nemesis there. You hear faint whispers in the silence. Are you like in me or is this just like a two way radio thing? Are you like in my bod right now?

You don't get a clear answer to that. Cool. Do I get any new powers? I say it's in the whispers.

Not as of now. Oh. All right. I Google nemesis.

All right. You Google nemesis. She is great. She's related some way.

I go to nemesis. Yeah. I'm not a fan of nemesis. You're relatively related nemesis in a way.

Yep. I was a visual bore role, but I didn't. I love the idea that Fiona and nemesis could be best friends. Renamese, if you will.

Yes. Renamese. I like how everyone's just googling gods. Alex, when you drop like this Aztec gods aim, I'm like, how do you spell it?

Do you want to know how to spell it? I'll tell you. I've figured out nemesis. I mean, Alex, you have to realize that our characters may not know much about these gods.

So maybe if we become their heralds, if you will, we should probably know what they like and don't like it. No fair enough. How best to fill our roles. I can have Zinga Keith and bespoke.

The bespoke goddess's name was Zebar. Thank you very much. Oh, Zebar. I'm sorry.

Yeah. The goddess of bespoke. Isn't Zebar like the name of that? What's the hell that you can get?

Babbar. Zebre. Zebre. Zebre.

No, it's different than that. It's also different than Babbar. Who is an elephant? Yeah.

Babbar. Yeah. So and I really, really India. The otter.

Why could I be Babbars herald? He's the elephant king. Yeah, he's the elephant king. All right.

I think nothing interferes or happens up there. Cool. Katie, you get information on MSS, whatever you can Google or Google it. That's what you get.

And Katie also get, sorry, Frankie, you get a lot of stuff on the Els above us. It's plenty of stuff. If you're searching for real recent stuff, there's a lot of forums and stuff. They're talking about like spells and contact spells and how to gain his favor.

Yeah. Yeah. Mostly by like, edgest teams. Cool, cool, cool.

So I start composting. I get an ant farm. Yeah. I feel like I compost all put stuff in there like that.

Books like put a worm in there. Yeah, one worm. You guys are small. You guys are somewhere.

All right. And Fiona, you tell Otter what happened. I was disappointed. I look like I'm really like a good citizen.

I'm playing a dog boop at it like the smart stuff. The smart stuff. Add to get to like the compost. In your room?

No, no, no, stop that. I got like a big barrel and I just started rolling it with a big little chip. I mean, kind of. No, penguin faces in that pop of garage.

That was nice. So you built like a nice little compost heap then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

Okay, cool. That's all the snippings in there. Yeah, all the trash that you collect, you just put back there. That's really nice.

Yeah, yeah, I stirred up good. You put one of your catuses in it. You know, it tracks flies, but you know, it's an environment, right? That's a bug.

I like how it tracks flies as the secondary reasoning, you know, like honestly, that's the first. You just want to put your flies at your house. It's like, what's an easy and fast way that I can attract a lot of bugs here, but also have it not be super weird. I know, I'll be a hippie.