Generation Justice #29

and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice. I am your Happy Puke Game Mustard, and I am here today with hopefully four little puppets. We have Kermit defrog, Matthew playing Frank. Okay.

I was gonna call you by your superhero name, and I was like flipping back and forth, whether it should. Or a throw pod. Right, so I called you Frank. I'm Bugman.

Bugman? We have Gonzo playing Bailey, playing Carrie. I'm going to space. He's a space boy.

All right, so if Maddie's not fuzzy. I was gonna say Mark's gonna be fuzzy. So we're just gonna jump into it because this is a weird recording session we're kind of recording apart. So right now we have two people together.

We're gonna start right where we left off at the house, and Carrie is there with a goobo. Orion has vanished and left goobo with you. Yeah, just gonna hug goobo and be like, oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?

How have you been? I haven't seen you in forever. What happened? Where have you been?

I'm fine. I've been hanging out with Dad. Is he okay? Yes.

Okay. Fiona's not here right now, and I don't think you're gonna know anybody other than Gavin in the house. And she's just sobbing at this point because she's missed him so much. Orion said you need help.

What's matter? No, you need help. Yeah. Yeah.

Who else is here? I have a friend named Frank. He's a giant scorpion. He's outside and is both in.

Apparently there's a talking penguin. Gavin is, I think, still unconscious. He got hit in the head. And Fiona lives here with Lai.

I think you know them, then my friend Cade, but I don't know where he is right now. So he is still lost in time and space. Okay. Okay.

So I'm just gonna hang around until you need my help. Okay. Don't take this the wrong way, but right now I just need hugs. I missed you a lot.

Can Frank come in and give her a hug? I mean, to Frank once a hug, man, I'm down for hugs. Frank comes in and he just sees the hug and he goes in to make an awkward three way hug. Yeah.

Frank gives hugs. Frank, this is my foster brother, Gubow. Hi. I reach out my claw to shake.

He shakes your claw. Gubow can talk to animals. He just shook a claw. Yeah, he can talk to animals.

That's true. He could talk to Frank. Yeah. So Gubow can talk to Frank.

The list of people that could talk to Frank grows rapidly. Where is that right now? Off in God's space. Did he tell you like to tell me anything?

Not specifically. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. And last time I tried to talk to God's, I got that weird little meme lord. Oh, yeah.

Zinko Kijj. Yeah, he said he has a herald too, but I don't know who that is. And I'm really rudderless right now and confused. Okay.

I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm gonna go. Let me get you set up.

I don't know if we have any spare rooms, but you can come sleep in my room. She's just breaking down. She doesn't know what to do. She's like, my brother's back.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Actually some time passes and you guys are. I'm still unconscious. You take him to the hospital.

Yeah, Gavin has gone to the hospital. Okay. And a wacky adventure with Fiona. Yeah, there's a wacky adventure with Fiona happening in the background and you guys gonna pass the same rooms with anything to each other.

Maybe depending on what happens. And same with Kate. Kate's also doing a wacky adventure and passing through the same thing, but like, oh, you never nearly miss talking to each other. He turned his hand into marshmallow.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we all had to like really, you know, make sure that we didn't eat his hand because it was really good looking. Does the show anymore?

Yeah, you guys go to class for some reason or not in class or whatever, but you do get information from class that when you guys get towards graduating, you will be assigned a small town that you have to protect. So is Frank getting that information? Because Carrie doesn't go to their school? Yes.

Frank is getting that information. Frank is copying furious notes down. He's got like a pencil duct tape to his tail and he's writing like on a big book that he holds above his head. They didn't let him bring his massive keyboard into the room.

So he could clap. There was a run of she-hulk. There was a little bit off topic. There was a character who was like a big golem character who didn't have a face and he would carry around a chalkboard around his neck and he would draw emoji faces on it.

Like just to express his mood. He was really fucking cool. It was one of my favorite characters. I forget his name.

Well, I guess he's not that much of my favorite character. He was just a good character. And I like that run of she-hulk a lot. It was very, very funny.

It was a really strange run. But it was a good run. All right. Anyway, so yeah, Frank, you get the information that you will be assigned at the end of the semester assigned to town and your group will be there protecting that town when, like, as a practicum kind of thing.

So we, it's like, they, what are you doing in a hospital? Residency. Residency. Residency, yeah.

It's kind of a residency. There will be- Do we know what town we're going to or they just let us know that that's the plan? Not yet. No.

They just tell you that that's the plan. You don't know what town you're going to yet. But they do say like, there is a neighboring city that'll have like a large super team that'll come in and help you when you need it. But and you will have some like one adult faculty member in your residency area like- The monitor?

Keeping track of you guys. Yeah, basically a whole monitor. When you, when your residency occurs, that will be that. Cool.

Cool. All right. So what are you guys doing in the next couple of days? Research since, um, Incredicade decided that to interpret Frank's no as not to help me with research.

I have to look about how to remove gods from somebody without killing them. Okay. So you're researching like in your, in your library? Any library I can get a hold of.

All right. Well, cause you work at the bookstore, don't you? I work at the library. Yeah.

Okay. So you got the off brand, you got the off brand books. Yeah. Yeah.

Secondhand. Which one's the better one? Is it Spark Notes or Cliff Notes, which is the first, the better one? I think Cliff notes came first.

I think Spark Notes was supposed to be better. As someone who plays someone named Spark, I'm going to say Spark Notes. Fair enough. All right.

So you're doing a bit of research on that. Frank, what are you doing in the next couple of days? I got a turn a dance, dance, tyranny, dance pad into a usable phone with a phone. I mean, I, I attach it to a phone and somehow I can dial with it.

Okay. All right. So I want to do, I want to be able to make calls. All right.

Do you have a create role? Wouldn't that be craft? Craft. Yeah.

Craft or create? Not as arthropod. I don't even have it. I have it as rank.

Ooh, are you going to turn back to Frank to build your thing? Hell no. I've ruined your character. I'm so sorry.

Alex, we're going to talk offline about it. Sorry. Spoiler alert. We just recorded some stuff for episode 28 and I told Alex I had plants and then I told what they were.

All right. Okay. So you have to roll out of a wash, so then roll, just roll me a craft. All right.

I want, I want hang with this. I'm going to tell him, but he doesn't know it. How is a negative two for you? You're struggling.

You're struggling with it on your own. I'm just, I'm entangled in wires. Hang on, this is usually in his ice box practicing martial arts. So you know where he is.

I'm going to assume that we have a home phone. Yeah. I'm going to take it with me and I'm going to take the tangle of wires that I am in the rest of the dance pad and I'm going to knock on this door. Okay.

He opens, he opens his door. He's going to hold the things in front of him and do a little dance. It's like, okay, it seems like you're making a thing and you're having trouble with it. I am mostly a fight man.

I'm not good. Maybe we should ask the, the goobus one. I, I go to the goobus one. Okay.

The goobus one. He'll hit him goob guy. Goob guy. Yes.

So you approach goob guy. Has a plus two craft by the way. Or it's cool. Or it's not his weird research.

Yeah. But goob guy is willing to help you and he's going to roll a craft to make you a thing and he rolled pretty well. So he's going to help you make your, your telephone pad and hook up to the telephone line. I give him a hug.

I was like, if it was a red or a phone, I could work with that. But this isn't the early 90s or the eight. Yeah. So, Kerry, roll me a research skill.

Okay. You want to call that lore? I think there's actually like a tech, a tech skill, isn't there? I don't know.

I don't have it. I have lore or notice. Yeah, there's an investigate. So roll me an investigate.

So that's a negative two because I'm a bad student and I don't know how to do research. Sophia did all my research. All right. You're struggling with your research.

Do you remember the name of the girl that worked in the library with you? Amy. Amy is around and she notices you struggling with research. I'm just going to look up at her.

Do you have any idea? Where I can find occult books. Need help? Oh, yeah.

I know where a lot of cult books are, but they're probably not in this library. This is going to sound really stupid, but I really, really need them for something that is kind of shady. Okay. No worries about that.

You want to, you come with me and I'll show you the place to hang out at it. Awesome. Thank you. Yeah.

Just come with me after school after the after class or whatever. Thank you. I really appreciate this. All right.

So you guys continue to work in the library until after class. And then she's like, so yeah, you want to just follow me or ride with me or what? You need a ride because I can get my boyfriend's car. No, no, I've got a ride.

I just need to know if you need a ride with me or if you have your own ride and you need to follow. I probably would need to come with you. Like I said, we'd have to go all the way back to the house to get my boyfriend's car. Oh no.

Then yeah, just ride with me. I hope you don't mind sitting bitch. Excuse you. What?

Yeah. It's a, it's a, um, never mind. You got a motorcycle? Yeah.

Where's it? Carrie touches her chest and then suddenly is so much more into it. Yeah. So you guys go out to Amy's motorbike.

It's, uh, it's like an old ass vintage motorbike. It looks like it's restored. Carrie just looks at this. I remember these from when I was first alive.

Oh, okay. Did you ever tell Amy about all of that? Nope. We live in a super universe.

That's not too strange. I'm just waiting for us. I wouldn't ask. So she, yeah, she hops on her motorbike and is like, you can hop on the back.

Okay, I do so. And then think about it and just put my arm on my head because I don't have the helmet. She is not wearing a helmet either. She is riding dangerous.

Oh my goodness. She makes a good drive roll. And she is like, we've been in a traffic. She's pretty reckless.

But yeah, she's even in a traffic. The bike is like vintage, like 50s motorcycle. It's really nice. It's like all super restored and stuff.

But she takes you. It's a little bit of a drive, a little bit outside of town. It's like this, this weird kind of oddity shop and it's like oddity shop with a coffee shop in it. And she's like, this is where I usually hang out.

Oh, provey. She kicks a kickstand down and she goes walking in. I'm just going to follow her. Okay.

Not like super closely, but like enough that like people won't question me coming in because it looks like I'm coming in with her. So she walks in and the person behind the counter is like, you know, Amy's regular. She's like, yep. Like a coffee drink, not a boozy drink.

This is awesome. This is a coffee shop. Yeah. And there's like a bunch of cold weirdness and there's also like a bunch of like oddities and stuff like body parts and jars and like embalmed animals and weird stuff like that stuff.

You find an oddity shop like bone structures and old knickknacks and whatnot. I'm not touching anything. I'm just looking at it. This is awesome.

She sits down at a table and she's like, well, here you are. This is where you're going to find anything actually interesting. And then she takes out her laptop and she starts what seems to be writing. Groovy.

I'm going to talk to the barista, I guess. Okay. Hey, this is going to sound really weird. But do you guys have books that I can read?

Yeah, we got a lot of books. We got rarity books over this way and we got some self help over on this side. She's side eyes and stuff help for like a hard second. Okay.

I need something specific about exorcisms. Oh, there's probably something in that. We collect rare rarerities and oddities and stuff. So like all the books that we have are like either limited run or really hard to find or whatnot.

So they're going to be on the price of your end and they're all over in this section and they're not really organized in any way because because because it's really, you know, we just kind of collect a bunch of cool books. So if you know what you're looking for, it's going to be easier, but if you don't, you're going to have to really slog through a pile of books. Groovy. Thank you.

I'm just going to go over to all the rarities and just anything that I think might help me with removing a God. Okay. All right. So you are sifting through those books going to head back to Frank.

You've got your phone built. Hell yeah. I will call my know. All right.

You call my know. I will exchange. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

She. Yeah. You get through. She answers.

Okay. Excellent. And I'll give her the phoneea three to the house. Excellent.

You know, I file one of the roommates answers you can speak human to them to them. Otherwise. wife I don't have a direct connection down there yet. Now, you'll be able to be able to duudge out.

Okay. That's fine. Thank you for giving me a call. I know.

I'm going to go for it for some food. Okay. Kind of kind of kind of see how well I can do it. Okay.

Hmm. What would you roll for hunting small animals? I would probably roll shoot because I would spray them with venom from my tail to it paralyze Okay, yeah, roll shoot them and then I would drag them back to my hole and eat them I got a four on shoot. Okay, um, you roll a four on shoot and you hunt some animals you get some small game I will bring it all back to my hidey hole and I will bring it to the the lower level of the hidey hole And I will I will eat some raw squirrel Awesome raccoon.

Yeah, you're going all out with this. But I leave I leave, you know some stuff on the bones and you know the fur is I let the bugs, you know, I let them get some stuff in there too It's a good place to lay eggs, too. Okay. All right, so you leave some for the maggots.

Yeah, that's very kind of you All right, so you do some small game hunting. I'm gonna do anything It's a circle Are you gonna do anything else? I guess I gotta quit my job Do you haven't I was gonna make you roll something? I don't know what I would make you roll for that There's not like insight roll.

I guess it would be empathy, but I don't have that as arthropod Okay, all right, I've provoked Yeah, are you gonna are you gonna go quit your job? Yeah, all right. We'll go quit quit quit at the Tom Hortons All right, Brad is upset. I give him a hug, but he probably makes I smell weird and it's weird that I bugs with me He's like, oh man, sorry to see a gold buddy.

If you ever need anything, you know where I you know where to find me I work here just about every day. I was I'm leaving I will I will rotate my body so I can see him and then I'll wave one last time before I Skitter off into the sunset. Okay, so you went and quit your job and when you get back It's getting off into the sunset. You're going back to your hidey hole.

Yeah, okay Go back to the hole that which I all right rolling notice when you get there One on notice. All right. It's pretty obvious. Somebody has been here is the is my giant dirt clawed not covering the hole No, it's it's it's a jar and there's human footprints that have gone in I will I will Can I stealth into the hole rolling a stealth?

I have a one in stealth get ready for this How's that plus three? Hey, oh, yeah, you stealth pretty good You just out in the hole. I stealth into the hole. Is it dark in the hole?

Yeah, yeah, okay good Right, you didn't really set up lights. I'm a bug right What what do my bug I see you see somebody has kind of gone through your stuff and on one of the far walls is chate and dagger Stabbed into the wall. I will tell the tell the bugs to fan out the bugs fan out. They don't seem to find anything I will consider how to lock my hole Okay, well you consider that we're gonna head over back to carry who's doing doing some research roll me and investigate Oh That one's much better plus two.

Okay, you find a book called the sword of Moses It's not one of those things I can just take it to a table and read it for a little bit is it? I have to buy it It's kind of behind glass. So but there's like excerpts like you can you can read like little like photocopy pages of it Yeah, I'm gonna ask that very soon. Can I look at this a little closer?

Yeah, it is pretty expensive edition. This is a very old edition. I know you want to look at it closer, but I can get gloves Okay, what are you looking for specifically because I can get you passages from it? I mean we have most of it copy anything on how to forcibly remove a god from a human vessel without killing a human vessel Oh, so you're not you're specifically not looking to own the book as a clutch item.

You want the information. Yes, please. Oh, okay Yeah, we have we have PDFs that we could give you that that would be awesome because yeah I'm not gonna open up a glass thing too for a rare old copy of a book Right now, right now. I understand.

Thank you. Yeah, so we have a corner to our oddity's PDF section lovely. Thank you I love this place. What is this place called spooky brew?

I'm writing this place down because I'm coming back as many times a week. Yeah All right, you you get the PDF from spooky brew. They do have a they do have a litany of e-readers And they're like can we interest you an e-reader? Sure.

All right, so does like do you have a cash-up front or do you want to have a payment plan? Yeah, I'll just buy it Hold on You have I mean you work a job you can afford an e-reader. It's not super expensive. All right, you get an e-reader Okay, are you gonna read there or are you leaving?

I know I'm gonna read here because I'm just very excited and I owe Amy anything she At this point. Okay, well, she's she's got her headphones in it seems like she's pretty engrossed on whatever she's doing Well, if she is she's kind of doing her thing I'm just gonna kind of like tap her shoulder and like mouth. Thank you and then kind of gesture like I'm gonna leave Oh, she gives you the she gives you the rock and roll hands. She's like rock and roll I owe you one.

It's like cool. No, perhaps just just very happily reading just like that's something I can work with all right And you're leaving then yeah, okay, so you you feed Frank All right, so yeah, you head home. So you're both at the house. What are you all doing?

I mean, is he like visibly disturbed inside? Are you going to a side hole or like a fricker leaving your hidey hole? You can't hang on there What I'm doing is I am I am it's barely proped open so I could stick I could see out of it Like you know when you're in a video game and you like go into a dumpster You can kind of like see through a crack like you go into a closet or something It's like that so he's kind of like on watch in his hidey hole I'm just gonna then I'm not gonna like go in I'm just gonna kind of wave from outside. Hey Frank you doing okay He raises up the hidey hole hatch a little bit and he puts his claw to his mouth and goes And he kind of like slowly sinks back in He's gone from this like dude who just like never stops talking and is just like generally super friendly to just this giant secret And scorpion in a hidey hole Let me know if you need anything all right.

This is the duality of man The classic werewolf story is an allegory of the cave Yep allegory of the cave so you're gonna go read your book. Yeah And I've brought back fresh milk for for good about because I remember you like that right gotcha and Frank you are just hanging in your high hole I don't know how how bugs would do it because they don't have like a natural need to do it But frank wants to get stronger. Mm-hmm. So he wants to like work out Okay, you know broing like a giant tunnel to like live in it's probably a good workout But it also like do some lifts he wants to do like you're gonna further your animal Yeah, you know you can make it bigger at yes You can have like a tunnel that goes all the way to school or something that says like next project Okay, you're building your aunt under underground an hill thing.

It's a scorpion hill Okay, fair enough don't ask where all the dirt goes because I haven't figured that out yet you worms eat it. Ah, that's right Yeah, we're gonna eat dirt. Yep. The worms eat it.

Yep. Okay, uh Carrie you are reading and you come across a incantation you think is simple enough and could probably work to expel a foreign entity from human But it has some mostly attainable ingredients like 90% of our attainable, but one of them seems very difficult to get What is it? Uh the blood of an angel of course it is All right Hey, good boy. You know the angels not offhand.

Well, gooboo is just the sweetest angel I'm a pure angel boy. I know you are gooboo. I'm gonna get an angel's blood That seems tricky I'm gonna go search angels on earth Okay, you do find there is evidence that like in amber ville at one time there were some angels flying around and they At one point vanished so you have no idea where they went but there were there was an angel situation happening at amber ville at one point Does it say how much blood I need like a few drops or is it like a gallon? Kind of like a small decanter like a like a vial of blood basically Enough that I'm gonna ask nicely Okay, I'm going to call a berries not not there anymore So I guess I'd be calling obscurity because I know she's an amber bill and I've worked with her before okay So you're trying to call obscurity.

Yes. You do not get through to obscurity Then I'm gonna leave a message on her phone. Okay. All right.

You do that. So you're that that was your only move was calling them What do you do next? I mean, it's not like you could buy you know angel blood and just verify that it's correct No, yeah, that's probably yeah I mean, I'm gonna get everything else and just that's gonna be my major thing is like trying to figure out where I can find angels or like somebody that might be reputable Okay, so you are just searching online trying to find reputable dealers in angel blood angel blood I don't know I need to help you send me a meme lord all right so you oh but he talked about the collector So I'm gonna look for him. You're gonna look for the collector.

Yes Who mentioned the collector Zika because when I asked her help with the shield He said that there was a guy that dealt weird stuff right so yeah, you're like looking online for the collector Yes, all right. You do find information about him, but no way to contact him specifically Hasick there there is rumor that he has an island somewhere full of oddities and rarities and thinks he's collected over the years But nobody knows exactly where it is. I don't want to ask him credit kid for anything else I really don't who do you ask? What do you do?

I'm gonna contact and credit kid and be like, yeah, do you know where I can get angel blood? Oh, no, not really sorry You know how to get in contact with the collector who never mind. Okay, sorry my sister's possessed I found this PDF of moses. That was sort of Moses.

Yeah, I'm familiar. Yes. Yeah, I'm trying to use one of these spells But I need angel blood yeah a lot of that stuff requires some pretty old ancient shit Yeah, do you need my help hiding angel blood? I mean if you have some You know resources to where I would be able to get a hold of it and could point me in the right way Well, let me come over and ask my buddy Frank.

Okay, he's kind of in a hole right now. I'm not sure how responsive he's gonna be okay All right, so frank while you're sitting there working out you hear a knock on your hobble. I will Make the the hidey hole hatch a jar it is and credit kid. He's like oh, he bloody has a go on He'll open the hidey hole hatch all the way and he'll wave Your uh your pal carrey is asking me to help her with some finding a blood of an angel Just wondering if you're cool with me helping her with that because you seem to have a problem with me helping her with research before Frank will I'm sorry Will scratch his head he'll back in uh incredibly to follow him until he'll skitter into the house All right, I can follow you into the hobble.

Oh, no to the house of the hobble house No, okay, so he follows he follows you to the house I close the hidey hole hatch and I throw a padlock on top of it. Okay in lieu of a better until until I figure out a better idea Yeah, so I'll go look for Kerry. All right, you find Kerry a tractor in the house. Yeah, I uh, I knock on the door All right, we talked about this.

He's a losses man or something come on I mean if you At this point it's just I've attached one of those farm doors that swings so you can just come and go as he pleases He walks in like a cowboy. He even like does like a side to side strut when he comes in He likes to pretend to be hi Frank. You need help can change it out your straw frank waves and then he'll he'll point to incredibly good Oh, yeah, uh, I asked him to help me find angel blood my sister You remember via the god people with the crystals that we went and helped my friend wesley with Uh one of the people that attacked her is my sister's body her soul is still in there And I need to get the god out frank will stare blankly at Kerry Then he'll look over at a credit-cated truck. Is it all right if I help he clacks once I don't know what that means once is yes twice as no is that right?

Frank? He clacks once okay now that was twice does that mean no or is that two ones Kerry's just sad frank was that two ones or was that twice? Can I get his chalkboard? Uh he credit kid you speak bug Like I don't understand what's going on Uh go about can you translate please We're gonna we're gonna zip pass this This communication is funny, but it does not have legs.

All right. Just just just help me Alex All right, so um credit kids gonna help he's starting up a ritual and he's like I'm gonna try to find angel It should be too difficult frank are you staying around for this or are you going back frank has had a About of inspiration as it were so he's gonna what he's gonna do is he's gonna go out and he's gonna go try and hunt somewhere Okay, all right, so you're gonna go and hunt roll me a shoot to hunt You I'm like I'm like a dragon hunter boy. Uh, that's a plus seven All right, uh you you hunt a bunch you get good hunts I really get deer back Drag it in nobody sees it I filay the deer in the the basement of the hidey hole and I I get all the the maggots And I like put them all over it and stuff and I I pray to be able to buddy. All right Yeah, it's more of an ass flies out of the deer be able to be able to buddy appears He doesn't appear but like he appears in this in the form of a swarm of gnats like what do you desire?

Yeah, I just realized that I could just speak bug to you and you could probably understand me Yes, the list of people that understands you continues to grow. Yeah, you know to be very I think you understood me before but I just didn't have the The height and to really you know try and talk to you before I was a little caught off guard and all that right, but uh so Been having a bit of a you know a identity crisis if you will uh an infinite crisis if you will and um You know I was born a bugman grew up as a human and now I'm trying this whole bugman thing again And you know there's this whole underground civilization about people that are being kept at bay by like what I think is supposed to be like an icebox Door or something and then there's the the counter me or anti me Who's this assassin bug is you know he wants to kill me and if you know one of us dies There's this whole big thing anyway, so right now I feel like I'm out of a disadvantage Right, and I'm thinking you know He's he's found this weird like balance between worlds and I'm wondering if uh in your infinite wisdom If you think there's a way I could maybe achieve a similar balance Like trying to go down there. You know, I mean like being like half human half bug Uh, maybe also I'd be really good if I could talk to people again, you know, right? They are just they are just terrible at understanding the bug thing you would need to focus a lot Yeah, I'm trying to you know I'm trying to really you know live that best bug life so I can kind of see because you know You spend your whole life as a human and now you're trying to live as a bug and you're trying to you know figure out That whole what is the best of both worlds, you know who am I there's a there's something that can help you oh Yes, in fact your friend carries on the path to bring her close to it you stay with her Then you'll be you'll be near something that will help and I will tell you when you get there Can I can I bring the bugs with me sure okay great?

Well, thank you and uh, I will leave this here sacrifice for for your children. Thank you. All right, he disputes So what do you what do you know? I go back up.

Well, uh carry any credit in mid conversations still and uh Like nothing's happened. I walk back into the room. All right. Yeah, and credit has set up a ritual And he's he's doing the ritual.

He he does magic. Let's flip magic card. He does good magics Uh, and he says yeah, I know we're okay So I know where some angels are they appear to be somewhere in the ocean All right It seems there seems to be an island that they are at so I guess if you need angel blood goat, let's go to the island Are you cool to do this again? I can navigate a boat, but here's the problem with taking my um My world jumpy power there if we jump out we jump in the ocean And then we jump if we jump back then we're opening a portal of water into my world right now exist law.

I at home New lies not really ask her. I don't think he helped me anyway But yeah, if we get a boat, I can navigate the boat to the island Uh, yeah, I guess we could go look for a boat. How far are we from the ocean? You're not too super far You're in western Canada.

So you're not too far from the ocean. I mean we could probably Like go into boat if maybe yes, that's probably the next course of action to take I have one Small thing I need is there a way to like put a protective bubble around Gavin while he's in the hospital Because i'm really afraid that if I leave someone will attack him. I can try that. Yeah, I would really really put a magic bubble It almost seems like one of y'all should have been a magic person I'm trying but I don't have good more I have to answer after the crossover.

So is your plan to go rent a boat? Yes, I'm gonna go find a place to rent a boat All right, you go find a place to rent a boat. Uh, frank, do you go with? Yeah, I'll go with all right here You're okay with frank going with as a bug person.

Yeah, I don't care. All right. You eventually you get a boat and a credit Kids like I can help us navigate with a magic navigation boom. Yes, magic navigation spell You are incredible.

Did we bring group with gooble or we leave him at the house again? Uh, do you tell me what are you doing? I'm pretty gooble. I'm tired leaving him places He probably misses being on earth.

You bring gooble. All right So now you set off onto the sea and you are doing that who's driving the boat because the credit kit has to keep concentration on The golden arrow that's navigating you I don't have a drive and I assume that neither does What about gooble just gooble have drive? I guess gooble. I guess it's NPC adventure hour Nope.

Nope. I will roll and that's a plus one All right, you're you're driving all right There's a few times a water spills over the side or you hit away wrong and everybody go whoa But I mean you're still you're still successfully driving the boat I don't even have a driver's license heck. Yes, right is excellent balance So after a while it almost seems like too long. Uh, you see in the distance.

There's an island and above the island are floating some angels It's off in the distance. Oh fantastic So you guys you guys beach the boat and it's like there's a small island with a castle And floating above the ramparts way up in the sky are the the angels Does it look like it's like lived in or does it look like it's been abandoned? It looks it looks pretty well maintained. There's like torches and there's lights like it looks like this place is maintained well I'm gonna look to see if there's like a main door that I can go in and like knock There is a main door.

It is open. I'm still gonna like lead in hello You you just kind of hear echoing Frank, what do you do? I will follow carry. Okay.

You're just following mine Yeah, I like gooble right on my shoulders. You hear that you hear Beel's voice voice say it's in there I will take go I will press ahead of carry All right, you just enter the castle right now go too far. I don't I don't want to like if there's somebody in here I don't want them to think we're sealing are there like flag zones on the ground? Alex flag zones.

What is the flag zone? Like is it like a stone floor? Yes. Yep.

It's a stone floor. Yeah, so I'll I'll click and eclack with my little scorpion feats Okay, I walk away or keep going as you enter the castle You notice there are swords and armors and all sorts of antiquities lining the walls all over the place Touch not with the lamp. I'm still looking for somebody who actually loves that. You are not finding anybody that's actually there Okay, I'm gonna try to figure out how to get to where those angels are because I need to talk to them Okay, so are you like you're gonna try to go to the higher levels?

Yeah, I'm gonna let the others know that's what I'm doing, but I am also gonna be like, please don't touch anything I don't want this to be like a thing if they're like alarm goes off All right, so gooble follows you upward frank walking around the inside of the place Is that incredibly good? Who's he saw in the boat? I was gonna say just stay with the boat Unless you guys ask him to do something he's gonna stay with the boat I mean, I figured he might want to go in there and get all the shinies, but if he wants to stay with the boat He knows the dangers of messing with shinies Fair, okay Yeah, so I'll I'll kind of walk around and like get more direction All right So the you kind of hear like the the bugs are kind of driving you in a direction and care you get to the top of the one of the ramparts Is the angel like super high above me or are they like kind of they're hovering but like they're hovering like a couple of stories up So you can you can see them and you could probably hear them if they were talking but they're not I'm just gonna like hey, can I talk to you? Can come down here?

The angel slowly turns towards you and draws a sword. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just gonna have my hands up I just want to talk All right, it starts floating down to you slowly with its sword raised above its head Frank We uh you are you are maneuvering through this area and you get to a room and be able to buddy is like This is the item we need and you see in under a glass case there is what looks like a hand of a monkey Oh no Says this will solve your problems all of your problems Well, although I do need once you begin to use it I can remove remove the negative effects if you do something I would like you to do with it Frank had great lore but ark if i had terrible lore as it doesn't have it So he will lift up the glass thing and grab himself a monkey hand All right, and that is where we're leaving this episode for now Kade and Fiona you were Stopped in time by kronos and kronos without your permission zaps kade fiona cusandra and lai Into the astral realm And there you are you're now in the astral realm I was gonna ask why their students she have blin towards us They they were they were running towards you because someone fell through the ceiling. Oh, yeah Oh time so doubt I get it now. All right.

Yeah, they were yeah, so they were they were running towards you But they were barely moving and we were talking for a while too. Oh, so we were not we were not frozen in time Yeah, you guys didn't make your perception check to see this time is slow down Like I happened once. Yeah, there you guys are you're in the astral realm. It's very bizarre Why do we need this heart?

Here and then he left Oh, fuck. I turned to Cassandra and I go by the way, I am sorry for like busting up your room. It's um, it's okay Happens I understand you could you can't control where you fall? Yeah, when we get back, I will help you clean up.

Okay. Oh, it's not a worry. I'm sure the RAs will fix it and I it's okay Yeah, well, I'll feel better though. Okay.

Well, I mean only if you want to it's not a big deal. I absolutely want to okay, okay Why are we here? Lies says um it appears that we are here to kill a beast I Let me see what that works. What does it look like?

It looks kind of like a rocky mountain is crag place, but everything is like iridescent and shimmering and kind of moving around It looks like the shimmer but like mountains made of the shimmer like you're in a rocky craggy place But the mountains are kind of like they look like they're shifting and moving iridescently and you all feel funny because you're in the pastoral plane All right, I look around and I realize I don't have my utility belt because I was definitely just at a speed of thing You're also very hurts. Yes I hold out my hand for him to hug Oh, thanks and I turn metal. Okay. Good And then look at why and be like you said he had experienced lane monsters.

How do we find this thing? I would say get to the highest place and see what we can see is there about an orchard nearby It's all mountainous craggy. So there is a there is a peak that you can see I then like let's just start coming that way. Let's see what we find.

All right. Everybody give me an athletics roll That is a plus three Okay, that is a plus four Well, I's doing well as well because Sandra is not so much doing well climbing the mountain No, I I'll help you Sandra. Okay I'll use my strength She needs it. All right.

I was gonna say at some point I could just like piggyback her Yeah, okay. I offer her piggyback. I offer her piggyback. Let's let her juice.

Oh god Who do you love more? She doesn't want to choose too intimidated to choose. Well both here. Okay, you both can carry.

That's fine You guys make it to the the top of the peak I will then look around roll a notice. What are you doing? I was gonna go echo I face palm because I know this is not something you do to do play. It does not echo.

It does not echo. It sounds dead end. Yeah, okay This is weird. Also, if you hadn't noticed Kate isn't very high so get a plus zero.

Oh, what were we rolling again? I notice? Yeah, I got plus three Kate, you do notice often the distance there is a kind of a carved in inlet of the mountain and you you see some movement in it I go. Hey, look at that carved inlet of the mountain.

I see some movement in it I look at a lot and I'm like is this what you think that's what we're looking for? It could be yes Okay I Be kind of walking towards it. All right. Everybody.

Uh, is everybody going are you going? Uh, Kate? Yeah, I'm going to all right Everybody roll me another physique or athletics Uh, sorry athletics High does why the sign and Cassandra's doing okay. Okay, okay All right, you guys are crossing it's a bit of a track you're tracking across this mountain area Do you talk about anything while you are trekking?

You know, this is giving me major flashbacks to when flashbacks to what? When I was first starting on high school, I was very ambitious Well, trying to get back on good side of my relatives So when my grandfather asked me to get back the laurel reef from a guy named I think golden arrow I really accepted and took my teenage friends and someone in the person who shall not be named And we ended up getting no you don't look very murdered now We were brought back and that's how karaoke interesting I've been murdered before as well. I can't say that I ever have it's It depends on where you go. We ended up going to we ended up going through west ala delphia I brought back someone else with us and that was the first time I was killed The second time was more like I went down the portal.

I had to spend a few days in the underworld That's not so much killed as it is traveling to the underworld. I know but I like to say that Kate has a really weird look on his face like he doesn't know what the hell's going on It kind of looks like the sangerine goes. What about you? Oh, I've never really been in much danger my whole life.

Okay Just thought I'd check also for some reason Kate is feeling very competitive when it comes to consandra and Fiona now Oh The first time I died I was eaten by a very large crocodile. Oh, okay. Yes, it's not me in half Oh Well Like we are gonna have to fight So I'm gonna drag it now. It sounds fun.

Yeah, I bet it will be hopefully it's not a hytra No, we could probably just like not cut any heads off just to be safe Well, we're gonna have to kill it because we're gonna have to take out its heart Well, yeah, but if it's a hytra and we cut its head off doesn't it grow extra heads? Hercules taught me one thing and I said you have to burn the heads where you cut it off It will be nice to try to stand up to my cousin Yeah, the the extent of my my greek knowledge is uh is Hercules the Disney movie. So That's that's kay talking about sec by the way You eventually get to like a precipice where you can see down into this cut in lit and there's a large cave And you you hear something in this large cave who has the best self I don't have any so actually technically since I'm a heavy metal. I have a negative in stealth right now because of my one of my things I have no selfie there.

I look at lai. So not that he can stand. I don't even know Lai says I'm I'm sneaky a little bit. Okay.

I look for a rock I'll get it through a rock down at the entrance But do you think it's wise to go in there or do you think it's wise to draw it out? That's why I'm doing a rock to see if he comes out Well, I feel like we should lure it out because if we go in there, there's not enough room. Yeah, right? So what should our plan be to attack it when it does come out?

Just running headlong seems foolish Is there like it being a cave is there like a place that someone could stand like over top of it? So like when it comes out they can jump over there is indeed Okay, we can always have someone down in front and then two of us up top and we can kind of jump it get it from all sides I believe I am the more sturdy of all of us. So I think that I should be in the front drawing its attention I think that sounds good Do you know okay, so that is where I will go we can try to Stand at the sides of the cave. All right, so that when why is it has a detention we can attack it from behind?

All right sounds good Okay, so do you want to stay up here out of the way? Yeah, I I'll stay up here. I'll help. I'll help as I can.

I can kind of help from a distance Do you want us to move you closer? Yeah, no, okay, I'm just I don't know how close we are to the cave That's why I'm asking you're not super close pretty close enough to see the entrance pretty well You kind of want to cliff above the cut inlet I wasn't sure if we were like staring at a distance away like you need a sniper scope to see No, not really no Okay, so I'll be like all right. We have our plan But I will draw it out and keep its attention while we attack it. Try to bring down its damage and break Okay, I rolls stuff to quietly creep into the front of the cave She's creeping down the the cliff basically slowly crawling down the cliff We have to get down there to see in the sides of the cave shit.

Can I just walk really slowly? Yeah, can I also walk really slowly? Are you trying to follow the eye or are you taking a different path? We're gonna take a different path All right, we're gonna move closer.

All right, I like to imagine roll roll stealth Am I rolling stuff as well? Sorry. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Okay, cool So I I rolled a plus four but I have a negative two right now. So that's a plus two I gotta go one You are climbing down the thing Fiona is not being as stealthy as she would like to be but you're still climbing down We're taking different paths in the eye like a show Yeah, I know you said that I get down in front of the cave and she's waiting for you to be in place You two make another stealth check as you're going around Son of a bitch. I'm also gonna spend a fake point Oh god, I guess that's better I gotta wash all together. So zero you guys uh you guys still don't are you?

Both to the same side or different sides All right, you guys In the middle of the inlet was you guys position yourself to the sides of the cave. She's waiting for your sign I give a thumbs up. I will give a thumbs up as well. All right.

She's going to roll provoke. She gets us I should have looked at the standser for a thumbs up She rolled a six to provoke She's shouting into the cave at whatever is in there and charging out of there becomes a dragon with seven heads And it attacks lie uh seven times Good lord Seven okay, I mean I know I have seven heads but jesus it does no damage to her. Wow. Oh shit.

Okay All right, it doesn't damage to her who's got the highest perception. It's a perception. It's a perception It's a notice. Yes, notice.

I have a plus two. I have a plus two. I notice. All right, who's got the better athletics of each?

I also have a plus three. Who's got the better physique? I have a plus four. Okay, so it's cade Then Fiona then lie then because I got it on here from the beginning To be fair.

I did make this without consulting your character sheet. So Okay, so cade is your turn first. Okay, I use physique to fight because I'm a beef boy All right. I want to try to do something that I have not done before.

I want to try to make an advantage. Okay Because fate I want to try to like slam my hands on the ground and like crack it and make difficult terrain for the dragon thing Okay roll for it. That is a plus five. All right, you I'll give you one plus three or two plus twos.

You think Fiona or Maddie one plus three or two plus twos I go with the two plus twos because we have those at least two plus twos though Okay, you have two plus twos and I'm gonna say crumbly ground. Okay, grumble crumble crumble crumble Crumble cookie top So you've made crumbly ground there are two plus two advantages for crumbly ground Fiona is your turn Cool. I'm gonna Drop my sword and try to stab it one of its angles. All right.

Roll me that are you gonna use one of the crumbly grounds? Yeah, you're trying to make it fall. Okay. Go for it.

Oh, baby. I got a plus eight. You got a plus eight Yeah, all right, so you you got a plus eight. All right.

So now it is a eyes turn lie is going to Paunch it. She got a six. Oh, no, she got that's my wife. She got eight because she's crumbly ground She got eight because she's using crumbly ground.

You're out of crumbly ground because sonner does nothing It is the dragons turn the dragon. It's going to attack okay Fiona and lie there's three So it's going to attack each of you twice, but its seventh head is going to draw five cards and arrange them in order at once Oh It doesn't really matter because it's they're attacking six times, but Jesus so cade you get a three and a four at you nice Okay, so am I rolling two defense or yep, you're rolling two defense. Alex is like I want to make this eight last one. That is a four and a Jesus Christ nine.

Oh Jesus. Okay. All right. If you're you have a two and a one coming at you Or fight it's fight or if you have a thing that let's you use for the instead you can use that but it's been a minute Sorry, so I got a plus four And a plus five all right, so you are able to defend and I also defend against hers It is the door.

Oh, that was the dragon sir cade is your turn. All right. I'm gonna go in for a punch I go for it. Uh, that is a plus six plus six.

Yes. All right. Yep. All right Fiona is your turn It's dead.

What a great way I rip it hard out with my bare hands and go calimar I try to hurt. No, I want to be like I try to hurt its feelings, but then I'm like meh You're ugly. I will How big is this monster? Uh, it's pretty big.

It's it's like a dnd style dragon but seven heads Go for a tamstrings I'm trying to see if I wanted to climb up it and try to stab it in the back Do I want to do that? Why not? We don't do anything about skating on the show I want to climb up and stab it in the back. All right.

We're all fight. I'm not gonna punish you for doing cool stuff I'm not gonna make you roll. I'm not gonna make you roll be cool to stab it and be cool I got a plus five Yeah, all right. You stab it in the like the base of one of its necks and one of the heads dies nice As the head dies um it shrivels and all of the other remaining heads seem to get a little bit more muscular.

Oh shit. Oh fuck I was expecting two more to grow out. This works. I thought this way it was going way too All right, uh, I punches it again.

She gets it eight. She punches a really good because Sandra does nothing It is the dragon's turn One of its head draws five put in any order One of the heads yeah, which is that now it only has six attacks It's going to attack each of you twice, but it's going to use one of the other heads strength to draw two cards to attack cage Jesus Wait, I thought one of the heads was used to draw a card when you be five attacks. Oh, yeah, you're right So it's five attacks. So 2dk 2d if you want to lie.

It's okay. It draws two cards to attack you. So it has a four all right, that's a plus five and a Plus four Okay. All right.

Fiona there is a zero and a negative one coming at you If I That is Okay, you defend I looked at a head that's strong all the cards. We're still that one. Nice. All right.

You defend well All right, well, I actually gets it. Oh, no, my life. She's hit for one Oh much She gets To like out those con is the deepest All right, okay. It's your turn.

All right. Can we do like team attacks? That's kind of what creating an advantage is So if you say like hey, I'm going to give this advantage to this character by doing this like Like if you want to do a fastball special, you can say I'm going to give Fiona an advantage by throwing her Like that kind of thing so you can do team up a time that um by creating advantages Okay, because I want to do something that was like lie because I know Fiona is still on its back Right. So what do you want to do with lie?

I wanted to like I wanted to run up to lie and basically fast but especially For the heart Cool, um roll up a seek for throw. That's fine to see how much you can give her come on That's a Plus five plus five so you're gonna give her a plus three nice to her next attack Basically, I run up turn I go well I punch and I kind of grab on to her and just kind of slinger and throw her She gets it. She's uh, she's super manning Fiona is your turn. Don't destroy the heart Which has been the one that's been drawing all the cards.

There's been changing. Um, it's been changing. Oh, fuck Which has looks the strongest the middle head looks the strong. I'm gonna kill that one.

I attack it They will Plus five yeah, all right. You do some damage to it. Well, I is going to roll She's rolls physique plus one. So that's six plus the three is six seven eight nine She does nine so it picks that Okay, yeah, it's totally fine.

She you attacked the the strong head and it turns to like Snep at you and lie jumps through the jaw just and dragon head goes splattering everywhere I wait my face off of it. Okay goes nice And as it withers all the other heads seem to get stronger I know it sounds like five times. Yeah, she's more attacked with this. It's wrong.

Yep I picked up on this one real quick. All right, so it Okay, so it it draws the top five cards and then puts them in any order at once all right, so one of the heads is going to Attack cade for two cards. Uh-huh one of them is going to attack uh, Fiona for two cards What and I bye? She's standing on the cliff.

Not very much. Uh, cade you get a six at you. Okay. I got a seven to defend.