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Jan 18, 2017 1 hr 27 min

Generation Justice #3

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Fiona wants to go to the party, but will she get the invite? Will that matter? Generation Justice is a FATE based real play podcast. This is a Patreon game, and the players are supporters of this podcast feed. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (@nmheuser) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Nicole, Matthew, Maddie, Ashleh, Will, Jack, Anthony, Phillip, and Cody

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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Generation Justice, our Patreon game based in the SHU universe I am your game mustard happy puke and with me today I've got some lovely old faces and some lovelier new faces for you. You can't see him It's a podcast, but it doesn't matter first with me. I've got my old buddy from the way back mark We got Maddie caught right before her nap Yes, that's right. You got me right before my nap guys We've got the returning Matthew whose internet hopefully works Hey live in back in the West And we've got a brand new face.

Let's all welcome with warm applause no matter where you're listening no matter What's happening in your life right now drop everything in your hands give a clap for cool What please don't if you're driving what if you do like a clap hands on the wheel clap hands on the wheel Well, no I was giving the introduction like My britches have been sufficiently busted today I don't need anymore has even been like 20 minutes. I said yeah, I know we just started the episode I'm already I'm here. I'm up to here eyeballs Wait what my chance at that way there's a bigger chance my character dies Aren't you already dead? No, I'm alive dad.

I guess I'm alive dead. I'm a zombie. I'm a father. My father is a he so I don't know Technically alive.

I think yeah, why don't they Katie's dead no? I don't I don't want to get into 80s So Nicole since you're joining the cast how about you give us a little rundown of your character? Okay, my character her name is Sophia Kim. I just said she's half Korean Her mom's from deep south for her dad.

Well, he's grandparent came over but She just moved in this way. She's a few days late to school. Remember else and she can see that hamsters Only got hamsters not looked at gerbils not dead squirrels not dead bunnies just an answer And she can understand them too. So like little baby could see the answers, but only good book talked to them So are these zombie hasters or are they ghost hamsters?

No, they're ghost hamsters. Oh, you speak hamster only with the bed Dead hamster, but you can but the hamsters can translate for the living answers. Oh, you know that I can't actually see dead things But I can figure out where their spirit or where they're should have gone to whatever if you got the hamsters religion I sure got where they're supposed to go to and I can say we can ask yeah We can try to teach them every religion they can choose one yeah Yeah, you have to make sure they're well versed first before you make it really make a choice oh My god this conversation turned into like we have to figure out what the hamsters religion is you're getting on screen yet Can you see in here all dead hamsters or just a select number so far just a six so she's not sure what's going on? Okay, all right was your character cursed by a gypsy?

Maybe no she was cursed by spas the cat. Okay, so your character that sounds oh yeah, and she has a diet nerf gun Right and what is the different breaks, but what is the nerf gun shoot exactly hamster balls hamster balls? Okay, exactly if the ghost answers are in the hands of all it directs them Do you ride on the like roller skates made of hamster wheels she could That's what happens at like one in the morning Okay, it was anybody would anybody like to give us a rundown of what happened the last episode of Generation Justice So Magic's here to chance play video games for a really long time because internet crashed yes Oh And then myself and Maddy's characters were trying to investigate what was going on with kids who Disappeared I found out that there's a monster lady who's eating them because her daughter who Maddy found out is starting them in a snow Yes We left off where you were fighting that monster lady and I'm chasing down the girl Yeah, but she turned whoever was your hall monitor friend with you in the stone Yeah, you got sent with another guy because the teacher didn't That's right Uncle Slam is yelling at me. Yes, and the Uncle Slam yelled at you And then you said why does little DB get to leave class and he said because little DB is just a helicopter parent And he's not actually a student Also is chance and duo got invited to party from it was a no be yeah Nellby why the chance and go bow and Maddy really wants to go I really want to go I talked to the Nellaby She's like from your language that I'm taking in and character wise it seems like you want to go but you don't Be invited yeah That is really want to go you just want to be you want that popularity I want that I want my cousin's cool I want to be cool.

I should be cool by default Don't know think you know how the high school works Yeah, who's makes it cool who's always cool kids remember that Drink up Let's pick up there where Fiona you are chasing Stephanie Stevens through the hall she had just turned another boy into stone and in the hallway headed to class late is Sophia who is there on her first day. Yeah, you're there you are in the hallways. It's kind of middle-of-the-class You got there like middle of the day Because I don't know you're late Your parents just moved there you're kind of told to go explore the school because the first couple of days We've already gone by and you see in the hallway a girl with a sword chasing another girl and a boy made of stones Standing in the middle of the hallway so is she in front? Yes?

You are definitely okay, so I have no idea what's going on I'm just standing there going what yeah C'mon c'mon girl the girl I'm chasing Yeah, you have all your shit because I have my sword my shield yeah, she's here on a sword and shield so yeah You have a number board this is like not this school has the worst security ever so apparently I guess she just like shoot for her knees or something knock her over but like no hamsters on there So what her to bed all right roll roll shoot roll shoot just a regular oh shoot yeah What's you oh nice okay? Yeah, Stephanie is too busy running away from Fiona she doesn't see unique abra with a nerf gun and she falls flat on her Yeah, I'm sorry. No wait. I'm sorry.

She's racist Good because of course she has braces yeah, yeah, yeah, right? I when I get up to there, I'm gonna pick her up. I'm gonna be like where you take her what's going on? Look she knows something about the disappearances of subsuits around here.

Oh are you school? Why are there? Hi, why are people disappearing? I like you I don't know It's like something weird happening, but anyway, so the kid so this helicopter parent kid went off and she knows why they're disappearing So tell me Stephanie What why are they disappearing who went who went where who are you talking about?

Kid in the Halloween costume went off to your house to go investigate you'd you better get there quick My mom's not gonna like him being there. Where do you live? She gives you her address. Okay, it's not too far away So a couple blocks away, okay Don't tell anyone you got any cap that I put her down Okay, all right, yeah, that'd be right you want to come with me.

I have no you know what's going on so sure I'm in Hi, I'm Sophia. Hi Fiona. Nice to meet you. Okay, cool.

I'll get off my record and start walking Okay, you continue a little more down the hall you passed a v-room Chance you've been playing video games with vid kid for literally hours and you won a few games He's like I'm tired of the game. I have to go do my own thing and so it kind of boots you out of a v-room And as you're walking to jam and her illicit group effort there's Tony and me Yeah, Tony people Tony and me ball was the game you're playing and you right of course and you uh You walk out of the the a v-room and see Fiona your classmate followed closely behind by a girl You do not recognize who has an extremely large nerf gun. Hey, how's it going? Hi?

Hi? I'm Sophia. Okay. I'm Chance Oh, my name's lucky.

Everyone calls me Chance. Uh, I like chance better. It's cute. You're what?

I did not following her. Okay, I don't even know where my classes I just showed up and they said go somewhere explore Where are the you know the a-v-room got some video games in there? Oh, it's cool. You can play video games all day I can Awesome.

Is that class do you like crazy or something? I don't know he like hides the hall pass behind him Alright, I don't even have a whole pass. No Probably pays for it Chance we're gonna go rescue the kid in the Halloween costume that's with the goo guy. Oh kids in the hall.

I love them What time of day is it? It's uh, yeah, it's a bit after lunch a little bit after lunch. Oh, did I skip lunch? No, you had lunch.

Okay. Okay. Jeffy's not in your class. You did not Never made a class.

So what are you guys doing? You're all just kind of I'm just gonna keep going Okay, Jance what was your plan of action? I'll follow it's definitely looks more interesting than whatever else is going on. Alright cut to little TV You're there in the backyard and the chart large alligator mom charged out of the class tour She's standing in front of you.

How do you react? I'm gonna use my magic stunt to make a portal underneath the two stone people to try to teleport them Uncle Sam's class. Okay, so I'm sorry. You're gonna try to roll magic roll what you use for magic Okay, I got a plus one okay You're able to start making a portal but you have to concentrate on it and it will be done next turn The the large alligator mom is like don't take my kids and she tries to bite you all right She rolls out one to try to bite you.

I'm going to as a defense turn on my over of death. So I taste like running flesh Okay, roll roll your magic skill. Oh, that's not magic. That's one of my other stuff to give you that one You said I can just turn on an off.

Oh, okay cool. All right, so you're not gonna roll a defense. No, no my defense is just I'm gonna taste like shit All right, all right, so she picks you up in her mouth for a second and she like almost starts to chew and then she gags and vomits So you like you fall out of her mouth and you're like covered in weird alligator vomit She's like what are you you? Kind of dead kind of not not sure talk to people about it.

We spin inside That's what you say that yeah, well, I'm still trying to do the point Okay, all right It's your turn the portal opens in the the statues fall through all right If I can close board on that turn I'll say or circles me five circles again. Otherwise, I'll turn her and be like can we not do this? I mean I really I really don't like you because I'm pretty sure you ate those boys And I don't really like that at all but I'm not good at this fighting thing Can we just kind of like talk this out maybe you just go to prison? Please just go to prison.

She growls loudly and takes a big alligator swipe at you with her big claw hand She says no, I own this town She got a one what would I what's up with be athletics try to dodge or yeah, yeah You can roll athletics or fight they're the same exact so I got a with okay So I think I got a plus three to try to dodge all right you totally dodged he totally got out of the way right? I don't know what that means. I don't speak alligator Could you please just come with me? I'm pretty sure mr.

Stevenson give us a ride She's like I speak English you nimwit can I try to use my report to try to convince her that is a good idea that she goes to jail? Sure, I got a minus Yeah, no, she doesn't seem convinced all right, so that's happening um The other three you are able to leave school property relatively unopposed you're actually quite shocked Nobody's stopping you're doing anything. Um, so you arrive at the Stevenson's house and you hear a ruckus from the back I'll go up and I'll knock on the front door. I'll go around back.

All right. So feel where you go I'll say I was the first one I miss and follow me Okay, so the two fighters are going to the front door knocking politely Uh chance you approach around the back and there's a large alligator monster attempting to swipe at little db Little db another swipe comes at you try that she got a two. I got a exactly on She hit you all right. Okay, so you take two damage so you go chance to the backyard and see little db You get swiped across the chest with alligator slice Uh, do I see anything that I could throw at the gator?

Uh, yeah, there's this backyard is a little bit disheveled It's full of like like broken porcelain and statue bits. Um, okay Uh, I'll grab something like baseball size and like throw it at the gator trying to distract it All right, roll shoot that is a plus three. She's got it too. So she takes she gets a baseball the eyes like what who are you?

Um, you know, uh, Sophia you hear from the backyard chance went back there and you're like snarling and fighting happening Okay, is anyone coming to answer? No, no one is going to the front door. Okay, and then I'm going to the back. Okay, Sophia And I guess I'm just still following probably shattering the entire way like well this is so nice Yeah, this is this is a pretty good neighborhood.

Okay All right, you guys enter the backyard as you see the giant alligator mom in the apron She charges and tries to bite she she got a two the bite chains. Okay I could think that I used physique to defend and that it's plus four. I got a Plus three okay, all right. You were able to defend back up to the top a little DB is your turn.

Um, I'm going to try to uh, magically create a um A giant staple around her tail. So it kind of pushes her tail down so she's trapped Like out of like magic is what you're doing magic. Yes. All right cool.

Um, uh, I got a plus two Uh, she got a negative two so you're able to hold her in place. Okay, so yeah magical staple now is holding her tail Yeah, so now there's an advantage floating that is uh, magic staple that people so but that can hold her So she's held in place anyone can use that for their advantage. Uh, chances your turn I think I'm gonna pull up my slingshot and I'm just trying to peg her with a like a marble in the face Okay. All right.

Are you going to use the advantage or are you not? I will not use the advantage. Okay. Uh, uh plus two Okay, and she rolls a One so she takes a damage.

All right. Um, Sophia, what is your notice? My notice is plus three. All right, and Fiona, what is your notice?

A plus two. Okay, so Sophia goes first Okay, um, nobody else can really see the hamsters. Let's say what have you seen. Can I just say they go in the hamster balls and are done now?

Yeah, that's fine. Awesome. Cause then I can change uh to my will instead of shooting for shooting. Um, so she sees the giant alligator attacking chance Which I guess she already considers a friend just because she might have She's like So funny people he has very nice and tries to shoot the alligator Okay, roll for the shooting of it So we uh, that's a plus six.

Oh, jesus. She got a negative two. Okay, good. So yes You blast her in the face.

Do you want to use the hamster ball get stuck in her mouth? Yes, you can Um, did you want to use the plus two advantage from the staple as well to get a bigger bonus or not? Uh, no, that's big enough. Okay.

Cool enough. All right. So jeez. All right.

Yeah, so she's got she's got a big hamster ball sucker She's like, yo, no, it's your turn. I'm gonna pull out my sword. My sword I'm gonna run up and try to slash at her like just be like All right, roll slash plus three plus three. Okay, and she rolls a oh my god.

She rolled a negative four. So I'm rolling really bad. Oh, yeah, I rolled My bad rolls affect his bad rolls. Yeah.

All right. So you uh, you Slash her pretty good. Uh, and she falls unconscious You have as a team defeated a big alligator mom Nice. I'm gonna yell for mr.

Stevens You think when I knocked on the door so if he just goes over and tries to dislodge the hands for ball, I get this All right, I gotta help her. I'll use my Strength to be like yeah, I ripped the jaws open. I used to my hands as a jaws of life. I take a selfie with the alligator background With me opening the jaws.

Yeah All right, so uh, you guys are doing that. Uh, mr. Stevens picked some pulses head out of the the Glass story. He's like, what's happening?

Can I use your phone to call the police? Uh, I I guess all right. Thanks. I'm maybe up this alligator woman who is eating stone statues in your backyard.

You mean it's my wife Yeah, chances just looking at his phone while the lady is asking you someone else. Yeah, the old cell phone's roll teenagers Yeah, I don't have a cell phone fair point You're gonna go in and use the phone before you thought though. I'm going to create some more staples around her to hold down her whole body Okay, just hold her down too How much does she weigh? She's she's she's a massive alligator lady.

She's like seven feet tall like a half alligator half person But what yeah, she's what it hurt if you held her down too. Yeah, it wouldn't hurt Or her mouth more too. She's I put her in a headlock. Oh, yeah, wait.

Can I see if I like got tape in my bag and then just wrapped the duck tape around her Bouncer's can't open it. Yeah, so you're holding her down good. All right, then yeah, I'll call the police the police answer All right. Hi is it wolfcock?

No, you have a different city Hi If you're my friend I have an alligator lady who has been eating Trapped in the backyard for a backyard. Um if you want to come in a restaurant I also have the stone boys at least one of them one of them might be dead which it's extremely sound like a reason We need to do something to maybe to help him. So we need to Turn this other way and they're at this. What's the name of this one?

Is it like Ruby River High? Okay, then I'll say they're at Ruby River High in a stand classroom. Yeah, all right All right, then I'll come back out and tell them that please are headed on their way to come take care of this Hey, I'll go I'm over the person. I don't know also and say I'm a little DB You can call me little DB from your friends for not you can come death boy nice to meet you Hi, I'm Sophia.

It's nice to meet you. Can I call you a DB or do I have to start with that boy? No, you got me little DB. I like people start.

Hey, you're my friend now. Okay, so you're all kind of just in this backyard Are you guys gonna wait here or what? Well, I'm holding her in a headlock. So kind of just gotta wait Did chance get to duct tape her mouth shut or yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you found a big big old big roller duct tape. It was really tape Oh shit. What's the guy that owns the house doing? The guy owns the house.

Just kind of cowering in his living room Wait, I got myself into it. It's just gonna go around take pictures all set. It's a really nice. It's such a crescent ship It looks real real.

It's like what's going on. How soon is the party happening? Oh, yeah, that's what we're doing So going on, yeah, so going on right now, like you're all skipping blast right now. Yeah, you guys are like what happened now?

Yeah, in the tip of the half an hour. It's the middle of the week too. So like the party is on the weekend. Oh, man All right, chances of no to do themselves.

He's just like staring at the sky. It was mouth open Starts to rain All right, yeah, so a couple of minutes later the police come and Like with a big old patty where you're like, oh jeez, there's a big guy like your lady Yeah Hold you on the phone prize All right, and then they're like we sent officers over to the school to get to collect all that other stuff All right, cool. Do you need us for anything? Should we be hiding from the cops since we're technically playing cookie?

These are no these cops don't care. They're not true. Yeah, they're not true. That's the officers Yeah, they're like we're we're monster cops.

We're not a jurin secops. Oh, sorry Wait, wait, wait, are they cops that are monsters as well? No, they're monster of monster cops They're they're normal cops, but they cop against monsters. They're against monsters cops against They police monstering you know what I mean Yeah, so like they're the normal cops I mean, you're not breaking the law.

So you're all right. We just beat somebody out of their own house. Yeah, that's that's a minor I I wasn't invited into his house We're going to his house. We just went back here.

Yeah, he told me I could go in the backyard also and I was invited to his house So we're we're just assisting We're with little DB that and there's there's good some air in laws. You're fine. You're fine Are there taking care of it? Where are you guys going now?

I'm gonna go back to the Alpubeo's doing school and hang off my fedora and long-transcode into that tree house. Okay With everybody else is everybody else go back to class or somewhere? Shoot probably I'm supposed to exploit so if you're supposed to explore we go back to class I'm just gonna sit in the back of one of the computers and see how many views my video is getting on youtube I mean on uh on video tube. Okay.

I'm just probably also a website. Yeah So it's gonna go to the office and be like where are my classes actually? They they give you some paper to lead you to the correct classroom. I'm gonna go face uncle Sam two period left I guess I'll go face uncle Sam.

Okay. He's like you should all laugh while while while while while while while while while Whatever I'll pass Excuse me. You don't even let me finish the sentence, but okay, that's fine Sophia you get you find your class and your class has some familiar faces in it You are in the same class as Chance Fiona and a giant robot person who will be be hanging out with What? Day one.

What a coincidence Uncle slams like this is our new transfer student Sophia The first day of school made it the second day. Yeah, she recently moved Yeah, where did she transfer from? Uh Ruby River It's really easy to make up cities in my world just pick some sort of elements and or like gemstone and then like put a city modifier So there's like there's court star. There's amberville city.

This is uh river. There's um, yeah, so you can make up a city Yeah, yeah, so say Sapphire Sapphire like Sapphire Lake. Yeah, she uh, she transferred from Sapphire Lake, which is a city somewhere else There you've added to the universe I feel so special. It's canonical.

Okay, so you guys are all in class class goes pretty well It teaches pretty normal high school stuff while you are in class. Sophia. You are approached by another girl in the class She says her name is Penelope and she introduces herself to you. Hi Penelope.

My name is Sophia, but you probably do already So yeah, the teacher said so so so why are you in this class? What do you do? I I know it's really good. I can see you downstairs That's I promise that I actually there Chance turns around to see and just like looking it's like what?

You just so we've got like her hand up like something's in it, but you can't actually see anything You're so just answers. That's why that's why it's Samson. Yes. Just hamsters.

If you reach out. You can touch him. You can feel it. You can't see him.

Nah, you know, I think I'm gonna be okay You're what he's really sweet. I promise. I think it kernel is that he's just a little hamster Um You're you're you're a weird one. I like it.

I'm having this party Saturday. I If I have this party Saturday, would you like to come? Of course, but what's just going because like I only know a couple of people here and I feel much better They were there with me. Oh, she names a few names and the points like in chance of goobo I know chance.

What about Fiona? She's pretty cool. I'll think about it Okay, there's something I can roll this to see what's going on. Yeah, sure.

Well, notice I want to call that team cool moms. Uh, plus four. Yeah, you notice that uh, Penelope is uh inviting the new girl to the party on Saturday But I also get that she has not invited to My mom on the phone Did Penelope give me her address or she just say there's a party in the walk away? Yeah, she gives you her address.

She's like, hey come come to this address on Saturday Do I hear that? Okay. And when you say Fiona's pretty cool. She's like you can bring friends if you want You can bring friends if you want Why does she got like Fiona?

I don't know I've seen as a few of you kind of towards like he doesn't seem to like Fiona But Fiona really well, she probably doesn't know if you don't want to go but yes So there you go. Maybe I shouldn't say anything you see Fiona just okay. This is the court. It is being like okay, whatever All right, so the class continues uh pretty standardly and then school's out Hell yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Does anybody do anything for the week is gonna pass relatively on inhibited unless somebody wants to do something specific I have just one question. Just go bow ask me about the party or is he just gonna go with him without even trying to get my fridge He has to yes.

Yeah, so you can go to party. I'll make sure and then I'll let him go I just wanted to make sure he actually asked yeah, he's like how I go to party. Yeah as long you don't Cool Remind me again how terrifying gooboo looks Um, he's got it's uh, it's kind of like a ramshackle robot made of like medical gear and there is a weird melty clone face in them under a dome It's just kind of staring out blankly into the So it's like a yeah, so it's like a like a like a blank weird fetus clone looking out of a dome and a giant medical trash robot poor child So people get invited I like how Matthew hates gooboo Everybody Frankies I can actually like fairly people here hate gooboo people on the other superstar love gooboo. Yeah, everyone thinks I don't hate him.

I just thought it terrifying Is Yes, feet that we don't know what they do. Yeah, he does. Yeah, that's his power said he has feet that he's something magic, but you don't know what And he got the grace of sages Make sure he asked me so yeah besides that I'll do not So if you would probably try to join every club that would ever okay, all right, so there's a lot of clubs Exactly All right, there's a kind of club all your sort of ideas. Yeah, there's plenty of you Yeah, I'm sort of gee but I joined kendo club because I feel like I would because I because why not?

Okay, probably kick Sophia out. It's like you have a guy. Why are you here? They'll let you join any club but like they expect you to do things so like you join chess club But they're like do you play chess or do you have a professional chess?

Why are you in chess? Yes, well actually now colonel probably wouldn't play chess. I'm sorry Um, let me see it's colonel in Samsung. So okay.

So what are all the hamsters names now? One by one Samson okay Colonel Russ Gwynnevere Dorothy and dulcenaea All right cool. There you go. Thanks for six-year.

Okay, so yeah, you can join almost any club But they expect you to actually participate in the activities. So what clubs would you actually participate in? Huh? That's the biggest question.

Yeah, that is a bigger question. We'll see maybe you have to listen on and she can decide For god Obviously Okay, I'm a parent I want to start this or go It's really for jumping to the only situation. Oh, uh, I keep that between roles. Juju.

Oh, okay Uh, maybe she actually bothered with like vertical turns something That's that's not a left field. Okay. All right, so you're in order for sure. That's good.

I like it So you're doing horticulture club, there's also the av club. Uh, it's mostly run by this one dude keeps playing video games all the time Yeah, you can join that too, but you had to play video games. Okay. All right, fair enough.

Um, did she show up once a week? Yes. Yep. Awesome.

She's in All right. He mostly insults you about how you're not any good of a video game. Oh, I also want to join You want to join av club too? No sports.

I want to be with sports kid. Okay. There's a lot of he's not every sports team So if you want to join a club too if he's in kind of club No, it's more it is a sport, but he's not in the fighting sports. He doesn't do like riding stuff He mostly does like competitive sports.

So he's in like he's on field hockey hockey Basketball football baseball like all that shit. Okay. Do you want to join sports? He's in all of us.

No, I don't know All the sports. Is he part of the av club for the sports team? He's not plays like men. No, he's like those aren't real sports He is on the cheerleading squad I was does he wear the tiny shorts?

Yes, he does. He wears very tiny shorts. I don't know If the thing is is I might be on you know, I might be interested in the football team because it's a very aggressive sport. Yes.

Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah rugby if there's a rugby team shall join that one and she'll consider tryouts for football All right, there's a rugby team. You better write down all the clubs you guys are joining because oh my gosh so many Culture and av Good. Good. No And probably like eight others that she never shows up for Rugby There are three clubs.

Okay. All right. So anybody do anything else throughout the week Yeah, chances are joined probably av club like a chemistry club because you know troublemaker chemistry club sounds like a good place to be And then like a debate club Okay on that friday There is a pre-season wrestling meet out of town that a bunch of people are going to if anyone is interested in going Time out is uncle slam being featured No, it is it's a it's like a student thing. Oh Students wrestling.

Yeah, it's like a wrestling Wrestling you're wrestling. Yeah, you're wrestling. Yeah, not professional wrestling. Hell yeah Yeah, so is it like is it like wait, this is the real question is it like ww e style wrestling or is it like no?

Wait, it's uh, yeah, it's like it's it's real Olympic style wrestling Uh, it's like it's a pre-season thing from two kids that were like team captains of their school Uh last year and they're holding a thing like hey sign up for wrestling club and they're holding a meet Uh at a school like one town over um and they're busing kids there if anybody wants to go watch the meet Oh, why should we talk to anybody who's involved? People are super also uh, it's it's super It's super. Thanks for acting. It's super awesome and your team's your team's keen captain is uh, little almighty Uh, he's representing your school.

Wait. What's the actual mascot for our school? I have no idea Shoot out a suggestion. There will be river red rockets.

Oh god Or mascot as a dog who covers up like scruff and gruff buddy opens the trench Sure. Um, I will go to the wrestling Go to the wrestling uh because I told uh, little almighty followers dreams and this was his dream is wrestling So I want to be there for you. All right. Okay.

It's like a most supportive person Right. Yeah, it's so that subtle is that one thing is it's the it's the flashing dog Man's a red rocket All right. I can say it's a rocket man. It's rocket man Or iron man.

Yeah, maybe it's like an iron man, but just a giant guy in a red rocket like it's called actually just a giant rocket But yeah, come on. Okay, so And kids just put like a trench coat on the stage. It was a uh, right. Yeah, that's fine.

Yep. Okay cool Your school is the rockets Okay That's one team Okay, you guys are so is anyone not going to the wrestling meat? Um, if little DB mentions it so feel we'll go with him If I see your fear on that, yeah, I'll imagine a door So feeling a little DB going to the wrestling meat feel that I got I'll go to it sure. Why not?

Hell I'm going You go you go and show some school spirit. Uh, uncle sam is proud of you for showing school spirit Uh the uh, the match is pretty good It's uh, el ambre yamiente against a kid that goes by upsurge from the other school Yeah, so they have a pretty decent wrestling match Uh, what's the other school? On the onyx, they're onyx ridge the onyx ridge Uh, the holders Nope, that's why i'm so rich beholders. They have a dnd carat monster as their fucking mascot R&B campaign everybody can get at dms That's like mascot costume looks like I was looking at the whole of the uh, the ice dogs had like google eyes The arms Mark's right.

They actually have a real tame beholder that they like Like some only the only the whole Yeah, it's old it's old beholder Everyone's like old yeah everyone's like look the old beholder It's like a school to have a badge and they have a badge or an occasion to carry out to the field Which I can't wait till we get to the point where we're gonna kidnap that thing Yeah for the school rivalry. Yeah, so they have an actual beholder and they bring it out and it's like it's kind of floating there on the sidelines Unable to shoot lasers anymore If i can i'm gonna go up to it. Does it have like the little bladders on like birds and horses? Yes, yep I'm gonna go up in front of it and just be like move move around in front of it to assess it and we'll be like So you're just teasing the boulder kind of no i'm observing it's like, you know when you go to like painting thing you think it's following you So i'm just saying i'm not like being like, hi, hi, you can't get out.

I'm not doing that I mean like Are you guys gonna follow me? I see okay all right? It kind of looks at you a little bit The wrestling matches good, but other than that, it's uh, it's just a pretty normal school event Anybody One up search one by a little bit all right i'm gonna be like, man you did great good job buddy But you're gonna get that dream you keep your eye Is it takes practice it takes work and you're gonna get there you're gonna be up there with your father. I know it Yeah, you know what happened to it.

I'll okay you're becoming friends with elambre amiante So he was probably playing with her phone the entire time like oh, yeah, i'm so awesome. Good job I was really hoping you were gonna go off the top rope, but I didn't see it is a real bad Do you say this to elambre amiante? Yeah, okay, he's like it's it's not that kind of wrestling here But uh if you are looking for to see some action off the top rope, I can hook you up with an underground wrestling Underground underground That sounds like solicitation How do you respond to Okay All right, he gives you a business card. He's like the password is french rice french rice.

Yes Okay, let me just add that to my notes right here. So I don't forget All right, all right, and then the wrestling meet is over But did you actually say where it was or is chances gonna go to some random underground door french rice? He gave him a card with an address on it. Also chances lucky Is it a big Donald?

So it would be terrible Is it the back of a McDonald's? On the card it says that they they have events on Wednesdays, so Damn I missed it. Yeah Yeah, the first one we were truly fighting an alligator. Yeah, you're right Um, all right the weekend passes and Saturday comms and it's about time for the party Who's all going to the party?

Was I invited? I don't know Did you invite? I'll dressed and ready to go but saying they're staring at her phone like I wanted a fighter but Penelope doesn't seem like her Penelope invited me Penelope did not invite you know Were you invited to the party? I was invited to Oh my god.

I got this one. I got this one. It's gonna be so great All right All right, everybody hold on. This is this is an intense moment This is what it like zooms in and uh, Sophia's sitting on her bed with her phone Like it's an hour left to go to the party and she wants to invite Fiona narrate the scene for us Sophia So she's probably sent her phone type something in Delete it type something in I'm intently watching this happen like oh my phone to see the bubble pop up They disappear the pop up disappear And she goes are you doing anything tonight?

I'm kind of just here with my my my mom's More typing into leading really help with one of those phones where it tells you when the person is typing It is we're both I'm just staring at it because it's like she's my first like bff Why aren't you doing anything tonight? Well, like Penelope Well, I like I'm not going to the party that Penelope's throwing and I think everyone at the school is going Well, why aren't you going? Did she forget to invite you? I don't know she said she think about it and she still hasn't told me if I was invited yet or not And then she probably forgot you want me to ask her or should we just go?

Uh, uh, yeah sure. Let's do that uh, uh And then Sophia just feels completely guilt-free about it. Oh, you good. Yes.

I think it dressed up in some nice clothes that I own Hey, that's super shiny armor. Hey, no, not armor. I don't wear armor. Oh, that's right.

Okay. I'm in wearing clothes. Yes. We're Skinny jeans and nice and flying up.

So if you know like it's hard. She's probably wearing something really sparkly orange Okay, so you guys going together then to the party? Yep. Well, so if you would probably assume everybody's going out She's like, okay, chance and let's go get kubo.

Yeah And probably just try to like pick up other people that she doesn't really know Okay, I heard they live here. Let's go see them. They're left. Oh boy.

Okay, real such the awkward That guy. Yeah, you get to uh, chances house. Chance. Are you going to the party?

Oh, yeah, all right Are you already there? You like you kind of just walk out of your door. Yeah, you walk out of your door Like I guess I'll head to the party, but I don't know how I'm getting there and as you do If you want to end Sophia pull up ready to pick you up for the party even though you didn't ask them to wait What are they coming over in? Oh, they're all away.

You guys are high schools. All of us Yeah, I know but not all of us are like 13 and I school right so I mean I guess tell me how old your character is then I figured either freshman or uh software. Okay, so not able to drive With somebody who could drive spots And maybe like even her mom's driving or something. Yeah, that's what I was thinking like your mom is driving you to the party Yeah, her mom's name is Delilah.

She's my Alabama So she's super southern all right the Lyle from Alabama is driving you guys to the party and they pull up to pick chance up And he didn't even arrange for it. What luck Oh, hey Oh my god, she has high. We're ready to go. You ready to go?

Where are you guys going? Little party. I thought you were going to the party. I'm sorry.

I don't have your number. I forgot to text you Okay, uh sure Should I grind shotgun? What's going on? If you want to or you can be back with me if you want to sit in the front next to uh Uh, this is my mom.

What's right? Every kid Delilah. Delilah. Oh, hey Uh, how's it going?

This is Kim Let's go in. This is this is classmates mom I'm a nice lucky. Hi. Hi lucky.

All right. Y'all kids ready to go to the party Oh boy. Oh boy. Buckling time Click and then she starts describing.

Are you guys were you guys gonna pick up gooboo too? Yes? All right? Goo try where we go You live in front of the school in a tree house with me.

Oh, then that'd be easy. Yeah Is this like a soccer mom or like Yeah, probably not Single child family probably not Yeah So As gooboo is getting ready for the party car pulls up in front of the tree house I'm tying on the tie on him. Yeah, okay But actually he's probably having his animal friends do it like a snow white Oh, to be my minions I'll yell on the car. Can I help you?

Hi, Lydby. We're picking up gooboo for the party. Okay. I promise I wasn't kidnapped Why would you say that makes me think you were kidnapped right?

Were you kidnapped chance? Oh, they just showed up Well, we're kidnapping him now. Can we kidnap gooboo too sure? As fun as a friend if you get too drunk or anything like that send a pigeon home and then I'll go grab you Okay Yeah Yeah, so I can probably understand the ghost answers.

He just gets you So those are your voices and everyone's wild they're talking Oh god, what am I answer is kind of a jerk you might be purposely messing with them. Yeah, probably all right, so Gooboo squeezes into the car in the middle seat so the two girls are Squished against the windows on opposite sides of gooboo. All you see in the review mirror is his face It's just his big bro's clone face It's going to creep back here. Don't you think?

Yes, he made it. That's okay. It goes like I'm sorry No, you're totally cool. All right offers you the front seat, but you know, we're already heading to the party now So right So you guys arrive at the party and your mom your mom drops you're like y'all get a good time here If y'all get in trouble just be me.

So I'll zip right over here fashion the prayer dog. I'm gonna please back or whatever Mrs. Classmates mom Oh, dude, you just call me to lada Okay, all right, so you guys are at the party you're standing outside of the house. It seems like it's kind of bumping It's like the techno music playing I can't hear you over the music It's really loud.

I go up to the front door and I knock All right, uh inside the door the door opens, uh and uh panellipi is there and she's like oh hey everybody Oh fiona, but you can make it. Yeah, thanks She was really busy so I talked during it. Hey I forgot Uh everybody just come on in have yourself a good time everybody everybody's here having a good time There's a pool out back and uh, you know just let loose it seems to be a pretty pretty pretty great party Um a few things happen that are notable panellipi and sports kid are cozy enough. It looks like they might couple off Yeah, it looks like they've made a connection sports kid in panellipi The popularity pyramid is starting to form panellipi and uh her friend Jennifer seemed to be on top of that heap Um and sports kid is like the the on the boy side of popular.

He's like top dog. So they're like the top dudes Do we have to roll for popularity? Uh, yes Everybody will for popularity Is there a scale associated with that? Popular she tried but everybody would just feel awkward walk away from her No, can I roll deceive to make myself appear more popular than I really ought to be Absolutely Skill you think would be Yeah Um my reporter would be a plus three, but she is so she'd be popular the party, but then people get tired of her Okay.

Yeah, so like all right cool empathy Is he did you roll? Maybe? I'm really happy right now. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Yes.

You can roll empathy. Yes. Chance got a plus three Let me see. All right, it's a plus two All right, okay If it's just from the party, but if it's just for the whole school that we this having I got a plus four Okay So here's what's happening at the party Uh, so if you everyone you talk to kind of likes you at first, but then you hang around just a little too long And then they're like like after the conversation they've already had with you is over They're like, okay, and then like they try to move on or like have a different conversation You just kind of over there and then like they kind of walk away from you So they all like you at first and then they're like, oh god this which okay?

All right, this conversation is done, please Uh, chan, you don't actually become popular But everybody thinks you're really popular from another school like where you used to go You're like hey do you hear that kid used to do this? So like there's rumors floating around about you, but you didn't really do anything to really I'm just like walking around the party just like in a big loop with a drink in my hand Everyone's like, oh did you hear what that kid did and like what happens is somebody's actually talking about different kids But he points in a direction like did you hear what that kid did and accidentally points at you and then tells like a really rad story And they're like oh shit and that rumor spreads so like somebody else is cool rubs off on you gross Man so everyone's hanging around kubo everyone Is popular he's got a kid dad Everyone wants to hang around kubo because uh he can actually go buy booze So he actually gets in a truck and accidentally let's say like goes and they buy buys booze and no one cards him because he looks like he's really old Except a robot man at a cloned face. Yeah, nobody's like they're there'd be a 12 year old in a robot body. No, he looks like an adult So they don't card him Like five Yeah, so he was easily talked into buying booze for a bunch of people Fiona Decent impression on the group of people you would expect to make a decent impression on like there's some kids that share your Your interests but like a lot of the super popular people like just kind of ignore you But like you have a handful of people that that you can get along with yes They're mostly the people like from the kendo club that like like the dudes that are a little too into martial arts even though they're 16 Rugby and i'm talking with some of the football team of like yeah Yeah, like the weirdly aggressive dudes from the football team not like the cool captain But like the dude that plays linebacker because he wants to hit people like he's cool with you that guy that guy's that guy's your friend um He's a good friend ahead.

They're very loyal. Yeah, they are. Yeah, he's incredibly loyal Uh, yeah, does anyone do anything else spectacular at the party? What's everybody else doing?

I don't know really like what are the other like students doing? Oh, they're just it's a typical tornado kid there The what that tornado kid? Teen tornado was there. Yes.

No No, no, no, is he doing like he's doing stuff in the pool like great like we're a pool or something No, he's like He's doing like tricks in the house where he's like he's playing flip-up but winning every time because he's using his win to flip the cup Actually, that's probably what what's what chances doing is he's like playing like beer pong but no one can score against him because he just keeps sinking it Yeah, you're just beating everybody at beer pong. So everyone's playing you so they just keep getting strong. Yeah, you guys what's going on? Yeah, so the yeah the party is going well everyone roll notice three minus one Plus three you kind of notice that like everyone at the party like keeps talking really well about ponella b like she's Like no like every time she's brought up everybody's like just glowing about her and how cool she is and how nice she is and Everyone seems to really really like her like almost weirdly She's like the the drinking one so it wouldn't make sense for everyone to love her so much The only way it wouldn't make sense for that is if something is you with Aphrodite?

I mean, she's the princess of parties Yeah And we are at her party Can I I have investigate if is it having anything to do with um greek anything? I mean she is the daughter of Dionysus. So if you want to know stuff about Dionysus you can roll that plus four I could try investigate. Yeah, go for it.

Everybody roll. I mean are you guys kind of hanging out at the party too like together? I would be hanging out with Sophia. I feel like okay Like I would mill if everybody else would walk away from her I mean I feel like but aggressive dude when he starts talking about vanilla feel like that's kind of weird and by the way I've not had that any alcohol okay.

You're not gonna drink uh no No, it's okay. I wouldn't drink either. She's like I'm not old enough as well Did you roll investigate as well? That's only a one Okay, you know a little bit more about Dionysus that um he is the god of like drinking wine and stuff like that But he's also the like he's known to have a lot of like very cultish followers as well as he's the god of ritual madness So like there is some influence in The godhood of Dionysus.

Oh crap That doesn't seem good. I feel like they're under her control. I'll still Sophia this Um, why would you think that I mean she is very nice, but it is kind of weird is everybody drinking the bunch? Yeah, so we went drinking the punch Everybody in fact all three of you have specifically told me you guys are not yeah, but is anybody else what's goobah doing?

Right goobah isn't drinking because he's like he suspended it like fluid to keep him alive But he but people keep taking him to different liquor stores to buy food As you guys are talking uh, Penelope kind of steps over and puts her hands on your shoulders like are you guys having a good time? Oh, yeah, totally this is so great. Yeah, I'm really having a lot of fun Hey, what's your recipe for the punch? Yeah, everybody's talking about how good it is As you know my my father's Dionysus so I can I can Yes, so uh the the punches of homemade Oh Right She's like it's just it's just some homemade wine.

It's no big deal. Um, but I think you guys have a good time Let loose don't just let your worries go and she pants you on the shoulder each of you make a will roll Oh fuck. She's touching me. Oh So so she doing this to me as well because I just like I did not even notice the whole Her thing.

No, she didn't do it to you. She's just doing it to the Fiona and Sophia I'm still I'm still saying it's a serious cops over here plus two Yeah, what did you get Sophia? That's five. Okay, Sophia.

You see no change Fiona. Yeah, you're your suspicions are a little abated You kind of like her now You notice she'd probably be like all your being friends now. Yeah real friendly. Yeah.

Yeah, you're Your suspicions are kind of abated. It seems fine. Awesome. Thanks.

She's like, yeah Can I really notice if you would actually notice that or not that it's suddenly different after the touch? Yeah, yeah, go for it. Okay Oh god, that's only a plus three. You notice that like uh her her worries have kind of dissipated But it's it's nothing out of what a normal person would be if reassured But I'm not normal.

Yeah, it's not super it doesn't seem super naturally changed But it just seems like if you're like, hey, it's kind of weird and they walk up to you like oh no, it's all right And they're like, okay, it's just kind of kind of kind of exchange So I mean that's up to your judgment what your character would think but it doesn't seem like way out of the ordinary It just seems kind of like a change of tone. Yeah, so if you would want everybody to be friends So she would probably like okay Uh, she's not done. My promise She's just fine Okay, so the the party is is going well. Everybody is having a good time and eventually the party ends without instant Anybody doing anything else at the party?

Nope. No, I guess not. We didn't notice anything else. Yeah, everything's pretty good Fiona you kind of like you kind of like piano up you know, she's she seems all right my views are skewed She didn't invite me.

So you guys class starts back up on monday little db. Are you still following goobo in the class? Yeah, my problem is less I have somebody Um, this this week starts to go by what are you guys doing this week? It's like this underground wrestling.

Yeah. Yeah, she answered you doing the underground wrestling. Oh, yeah I really want to do that too. Are you inviting any of your bros along for underground wrestling?

What bros? Um No, I am not. No I really I'm gonna make it a three. It was positive.

Yes. Oh, definitely not I don't even think he really realizes what he's getting into Nope, not yet. This is this is gonna be great. He just is generally bored.

So he's just gonna just do stuff Is there anything we can do like special and they're like shadow programs. Ah, so you're gonna look into like shadowing heroes Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can look into that. All right.

Yeah, you guys gonna look into doing an internship. Yeah, I'm gonna look into it Okay, what's the lookable was this amber bill city hero stuff? Yeah, yeah, you're mentioned in versa heroes Okay, sure Can you I mean they sound pretty cool. I mean they're they're doing some pretty cool stuff I can put in a word or something if there's like a shadow one for a little bit.

Oh sweet Also during this week. I want to see do they were they able to help the kids who were statues? Uh, yeah, they were able they were able to help those guys is Stephanie still here. You haven't seen her But you don't know what has happened.

I live for rumors about Stephanie What are you gonna use to live for rumors about Stephanie? I have contacts We could be like working out together because it's just explained everything that happened a notice You could try to roll notice. Yeah, you can roll contacts too if you'd like yeah, that's only a plus one Oh, watch We can ask chance Huh, what are you gonna ask chance chance? Have you heard anything about Stephanie?

Who the girl the shake there was a big crocodile in the statues apparently there was people involved. Oh, yeah, we kicked that that'll get us asked Yeah, but do you know about her daughter? Stephanie Stevens No hang down with Penelope Okay, Penelope What was this like like last week? Nope We know nothing wait we could like sneak into the school office after class see if we can find like a paperwork or something What's going on?

Might sneak in Break it out by the desk. It's kind of like it's firing. It's weird fine. Let's go to my desk I'm saying I said at the desk in front of I said at the desk where it's like a row in front All right, so you're doing that.

You're just conspiring one desk away Um, so that what you're playing is you're gonna break into the school at night We can text each other instead of like having her desk wash together because you know we're teenagers Her face machine Twitter I check Twitter. What does it say? I check um Twitter Are you there's nothing on Twitter? Oh?

I checked space book. There's nothing on her space book. I check on her space House I check her Loved out It'll flogged up. No her log down is empty like there's no there's no digital footprints of her anywhere wait So if I google search her there's nothing well no I mean there's what you were buying it before but there's no extra news nothing new yeah I check news articles Nothing you don't find anything The extra like crime section in the neighborhood sound like local woman arrested.

Yeah, no She's in any of our classes or she was uh No, she won't know I I go to the office at the school and I asked for her record and I say that I'm her next of kin And I need to know more about her We're not gonna You heard what you were talking about decide to do something they tell you that her record is closed in the lock cabinet and that they can't get into it Uh, it's okay. I'll just uh what I'll get in there. Don't worry about it. I gotta I gotta keep here right here I'm gonna go pick the lock.

They're they're not gonna let you back there like no no I don't know if it's very important in the district. Okay, but it's it's locked right now. So please not not right now Okay, when did we open? I'll let you know leave your number.

Okay. I'll leave myself a number. Okay, so what's the plan? Are you guys gonna break into this place at night or is that Yeah, totally that's what was exciting.

I'm not gonna be happening in her life so far Yay guys. I tried I tried helping out but that place is like it's unlocked at like four nooks or something I think you're gonna make sure the best. Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you could possibly make a fish shape tool A fish one like a salmon fish fish fish fish fish It's Wednesday night who's breaking into the place and who's going to the wrestling wrestling Little little DB.

Yeah, they've been very loud. Uncle slam does not seem to care about the conspiring so he didn't do anything to stop it He's trying to teach us math math math math. You're saying I heard this. Yeah, you're aware of both plots of the wrestling and the breaking in at night So I already made a role about breaking at a night Which was and I might have seen them when I was in my treehouse I Super team you I was like the wrestling things on school and is this little ombre gonna be there?

Uh, I don't know he gave me this card and said that Oh, what? That's all I need to know if he gave you the card. Okay. Yeah, he gave me the card All right, then I'm gonna go find a lot of right now if I can come okay, he's like I mean, you just back along if you want.

I just I don't want to pose on you. I just heard It's french fries. Okay, it's that's the yeah, that's the password And I'm gonna tell go go go also to try to stop them from getting into the building. Oh, all right.

Oh, you don't want him to go Okay, see the wrestling. No, I want him to make sure they don't make a super mistake and then please will rest That's okay. I mean I got this video camera that I celebrated out from last week at the Baby club so you know, can always videotape it and you can watch it later Yeah, I saw another video you can make a probably a cool mended video for your uh, video tube space or whatever. Okay.

Yeah, chance a little bb you guys head to the wrestling thing You get in it's like an old like abandoned studio area and there's like wrestling ring. What's that? It's a little bit cd and there's a couple of kids there, but mostly it's it's like adults and they're like betting on stuff It's like a underground super wrestling place and you and you see a little amre yamiente and he's like hey friends Good good good come over here. There's some people I want you to meet I'll follow yeah All right, uh, he takes you into like a special room and there's a big guy who like a real big tough dude He looks like he has a costume that kind of matches little amre yamiente, uh, and he's like hello.

I am el amre yamiente It's nice to meet your children. I just meet you and I put my head out too He shakes your hands like so you want to get involved in our little business And now I'm gonna cut over to uh the on NC Sophia You guys are what's your plan for breaking into the school? First you have to get into your left doors and how? Do you have burglary skills?

Um, I do. I do too Don't but the hamsters do I got strength, but I don't think they can unlock doors. They're mostly for like listening to people and stuff like that All right, so what's your plan of attack? I guess we bust down the door.

Okay. Um All right, you get it. I feel like this school. I'll just have cameras I don't know.

You guys look out really easily No, they have cameras. They just don't care. Yeah, you guys um when you guys get to the door you see goobles anything He's like hi Hi, you know how you're doing good. That doesn't want you to go in the school.

Just tell him that we didn't get in Just lie what You never got in here. What if you looked over there? What and he looks over there? I try to break it a lot with my fist.

I don't know. All right roll roll punch All right, I'll roll athletics and then a plus two because I don't have my own strength That's what he helps me. And we build heroes cross. I was gonna be turned into a straight out to your Plus four so you punch the door open you guys are inside the school And then I close the door again and when google looks back we aren't there Okay, he's like really I guess I didn't get in and he goes to the box I see so if you're just kind of hugging her gun like maybe there's a good idea Look we gotta know and that can tell us that's true.

All right, so where you guys going for science to the office You guys get to the office and then we go to the file cabinet Okay, which is locked apparently. Yep. There's a file you can't let's lock what do you do? I pull up um Roll whatever you're gonna use to get it open.

Okay Are you rolling strength or you rolling physi Physi maybe the drawers just stuck it would be physique. I have a lot of your weight you can visit or you can burglary Are you gonna burglary? Oh, no, I meant physique athletics for me or the same thing. Oh, okay plus six Well, I mean yeah, you rip that shit wide open I like Stephanie Stevenson's trial.

All right, you're sifting through the file. What are you doing, Sofia? Uh probably send out a couple of hamsters to see if anybody's coming. Okay, uh, so you're on watch Uh Fiona roll notice Oh boy.

Oh, no a plus three Okay, uh, you're you're sifting through the files. Uh, you notice one file that's uh unmarked and it has a lot of like like it's got a lot of clips on it So it's like it's way back in the back of the the filing cabinet Yeah, it's all clipped to the back of the thing. Um before you get to Stephanie Stevenson's file You notice this strange looking hidden file I you grab the hidden file and I'll take out my phone quickly take pictures of all the stuff that's in there Okay, um as you're taking pictures of the hidden file Like are you just are you reading any of it or I don't be like, you know how you like a glancing take pictures glancing take pictures Roll notice. Oh god again Yeah Five Oh wow.

Okay. Yeah, you notice uh there's there's a letter in there like it's a handwritten letter Um and on the front of it um is a very strange Uh like glyph that kind of looks like a winged creature um and the letter falls out of it and Um, it looks to be from a group called the cult of Drake and on it. It says soon. He will return So it's from a group called what?

The cult of Drake and as that falls out uh Sophia roll notice because you're watching or your answers or somebody whoever's watching whoever's on watch Oh god, that's only a plus three Okay, but it's really hard to not notice uh some cop cars pull up Okay good And this is the lights are shining so you guys are busted into the school lights are shining the cops are coming I checked Stephanie's even further away I check the game Are you gonna grab it? No I'll grab the hidden file I'll bring that with me as well but I checked the phone just take a bunch of pictures I think if you're 70s evens filed and I'm like, okay Yeah, we will get to that on the next episode Oh shit Generation Justice Because y'all at a school and you're gonna give some to Tien I rolled on that door I rolled minus four and I had to call the police It's really good We just gotta give him shit. Yeah, we do I think I think I think So uh, yeah, that was another episode uh Generation Justice I am happy puke and I am your game master and you can find me on the twitter machine at happy puke I'm mark and you can find me on twitter at laughwithmark with a seat You can find me on twitter at punslinger-matty I'm at Matthew M Morris And I'm at an M hyzer h-e-u-s-e-r And I want to give a special thank you for Nicole for joining us I am very happy that you join and are hilarious It's a very good thing Yay! Wahoo!

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Other shows you're on? Other things you like? Kiss me? I mean- Kisses?

Yeah What, Matty? You can plug what you want? This ain't no show that you're on that you can't help people- I'm on every podcast Come listen to me, on every podcast On every podcast You can find him He's on soon, bang bang He's on- The downway Wait, wait, don't tell me He's on car talk Craigle roll They kicked me off of that when they found out that I drive in a lunch He's on Nerdist Craigle roll Sword and scale as a serial killer My favorite Nerd He's on the US UFO report as a lunatic who talks about UFOs Last podcast on the left I'm on Yes, your podcast? Can you not think of another podcast?

Again, stuff you should know Yeah, stuff you should know, that's a good one That's a good one, that's great Can you really not think of another- Matty? Can you not think of another- I'm looking at my list of podcasts and I'm on both of them I listen to such a nerdy podcast Oh, Harmentown You can find me on Harmentown The part out of that Harmentown Harmentown Harmentown Harmentown Oh, Harmentown Hard core history? You should never spin out fire Matthew on your game Oh, I know what to say Just spin fire podcast And coming soon we have the ICP podcast Where we talk about ICP podcast I'm like this one I'm talking about other fucking miracles Here's the thing Matty All for Jason Here's the thing Matty Me and Will are pretty half serious about making ICP podcast Oh my god We want to do a podcast where Me and Will one by one listen to every ICP song Starting from the very beginning and analyze it So you're gonna start from the bottom? Yeah, start from the very bottom First on the other release Yep And then all the way you get to- When you get to the- When you get to the wrestling shows, let me know about it I'll join it Yeah, we want to talk about culture and wrestling So if we get to a song we want to jump on and talk about it No, I'm saying they have their own wrestling federation So I'm saying You want to review the wrestling federation?

I'll be there for you Because I've seen some of their matches The format of the show would be We would talk about the song for as long as we can Before we start talking about all of the insane shit That is surrounding these people So if you want to be on episode, we would pick a song You would listen to it Then we would talk about it for a few seconds Then you're like Let me tell you about the wrestling federation And then we're from Michigan We had to live for that shit Every frickin' day of middle school in high school Yup The thing is if you guess around the podcast You have to go on the trip with us to the gathering Okay, I'll put it on the makeup Are we going to do a stream? We all got to wear some jublin makeup? Yeah, we have to stream live from the gathering For sure It's gonna be in full regalia, right? Yeah, full regalia Let me know if you need some makeup We're in Michigan, we're drowning in it Alright, so I think that's a Oh boy, okay, I think that's enough recording Unless there's anything else anybody wants to say on the recording Yes, no I love you guys I don't love you guys

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