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Mar 14, 2017 1 hr 22 min

Generation Justice #5

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Grandpa has a mission for the kids. Generation Justice is a FATE based real play podcast. This is a Patreon game, and the players are supporters of this podcast. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Teens are Chance (Mathew - @MatthewMMorris), Fiona (Maddie - @PunslingerMaddy), Sophia (@nmheuser) and Death Boy (Marc @Laughwithmarc) Made possible from support from: Tony, Matthew, Nicole, Bailee, Maddie, Ashleh, Zach, Jack, Phil, Pamela, Cody

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Hey everybody welcome to another episode of Generation Justice, a real play fake base podcast in the SHU universe. This is a patreon game supported by the fans, we all the people we love. Today we're gonna we're gonna re-introduce some of the characters, give everybody a little bit of backstory because every now and again it's good to do that. So when I say your name players, give us a little description of your character and what they do as well as whatever goofs you have.

With us today we have the inscrutable Mark. Hi I'm Mark and I play a little dv and he is the reluctant god of death who really doesn't like death and just wants to live and have a good time. We have the indomitable Matthew. Well how do y'all I play Chance but his real name is Lucky Gates and he is an embodiment of entropy so everything around him revolved around a fate and luck gets kind of like spun up a little bit into a less little ball and he used that to get some good luck.

We have the inedible Matty. Hi guys I play Fiona Sprocket, Demi God of Ares and she's trying to figure out this in your real season. Also I heard from Mark on the day we're recording even this will come out months later. It's Koopos birthday so I just want to say happy birthday Koopos.

And we have the unfathomable Nicole who would like to fuck the Hubble telescope. Well shoot y'all. I play Sophia Kim she likes to meet her regular teenage girl but she can see ghost hamsters and she fires out of a giant Nerf gun. Would someone like to tell us what happened last time on Generationing Justices?

I'll do it. Alright Matty listen to explanation of what happened last time on Generation Justice. So last time on Generation Justice Fiona and person in the name I just had a mind Sophia sneaking around school had to be just broken in to figure out what the heck is going on with Stephanie whatever that that other girl's names and we find the secret file. We escaped before next day is in class and we meet the lovely Miss print cool girl cool girl covered in tattoos.

Super awesome and we get like a grouped up I think or something like that. We also get our own HQ room 404. Bethany started at school so yeah and and you guys did it off the scene though. Oh it was not super thrilled.

I forgot I had a huge character moment. Fiona told everyone she's a demi-god. Yeah I realized it's currently so fierce things. Hi I was a fan of everybody in existence.

Yeah we talked to Athena and we have a plan about this new and we left off about to fight Bethany sports kid I believe. Jennifer and Ken Trafang and I was like okay it's not because I cracked my knuckles and Ken just like be itch. Can I have one thing in that I forgot the most important thing that happened. She has looked at tons of hot men doing workouts while you can pop.

Yeah that's right. Yeah we were at the underground wrestling ring yep gamble do a little gambling watching some beef boys. We met upsurge with scorpion. Don dangerous.

Yep and you watch them all work out and get greased up while eating popcorn. We'll be handed out like MedStar. Yeah I guess you go sir I guess you're so yeah so you guys are there in the gymnasium you're about to do some sparring practice. Uncle Slam is he's waiting he's letting you guys get ready and warmed up well he he does some some paperwork and some teacher stuff and whatnot so you guys you're a group on the other group on opposite sides of the gym.

Guys do we have a plan of what to do anything like that. Gooba what's your what's your ideas of what to do? Because little TV's out here. Gooba was like oh I'm not really the type to fight.

Oh god I've never done sparring before how does this work? Well we basically face off against each other with our weapons. Do you like sparring a lot? No.

No I mean you figure out who fight to. It's sort of like all four of us versus all four of them. At the same time or when I went. At the same time.

I think this is the chance we got to deal. Okay I feel a lot better doing that maybe. How fragile are your hamster balls out of curiosity? They just bring your hamster balls.

Okay what they are those hamsters if I hear really mad they can they can do different things. Well I'm just wondering I was thinking of my people like punch or throw one real hard after you shoot it at me just to give it more speed something like that. It's just a hamster ball it's not going to do more damage than from a nerf gun. Okay.

Chance what can you do? Um I would prefer not to get punched in the face so I'm going to go for that. He's the leader. Cheers on.

We'll get you some bombs. You think that'll help? Yeah totally. It's too much.

Maybe you can go on go goes back and he can protect you from getting punched in the face because he's really tall and I think it'd be kind of hard to hit you from up there. It's too pretty. Hey hey Gubo what can you do? I can talk to animals.

So if you didn't chance you notice that like the air starts to feel a little bit different and like there's a weird smell in the room. Roll a lure to see if you can figure out what it is. Got a plus one. Uh four.

All right so if you yeah you you can tell for some reason you know that the the area around you has become kind of like ionized and there's like electricity in the air and like you can you can kind of smell it and feel it. Oh zone. Yeah. Just a whole new zone.

Guys it smells like when printers are going crazy. What does that smell like? This? Yeah.

I mean it was mostly I'm not used to this normal air that you guys have. It's not that. You should smell that. Guys I think there's some kind of like tristy building up somewhere.

The ground starts to quake a little bit and shake. So she would just like start eating people. I think they're starting. Anybody say go?

Are we going or is this happening? Teacher. I have a question. Uncle Slamlet's over.

He's like what's up? Where do we start? Not yet. I got things to figure out.

Hold on just hold your horses. I don't have horses. I have hamsters. Oh you bitters in me.

Stop with your sass. I'm about up to here with your sass. He's not a question. You know we'll lean over this stuff and be like look he's all talk.

I haven't really seen him do anything yet. I'm not allowed to. So I'm kind of confused. You guys feel the room shaking significantly more now.

The other people in the room don't seem to notice or care. Is just so we know. Is like Uncle Slamlet like a console or something? He's over at a white board.

He's like writing down. He's got a piece of paper. He's writing down a bunch of stuff like notes and stuff. So he's not in like a cool room.

Like no. No. He's on the gym floor with you guys. But he's writing a bunch of stuff on the chalkboard and it seems like he's like taking too long and smelling a word and wiping it and then trying to rewrite it.

He's like god damn listen, please. He's like he always writing on the board. I have a question. Is there like a mat area?

It's more like a gymnasium. Like you guys are like in a basketball court. But is it like this is how I run? If I were to walk over to the edge and poke it, is there like a force field around us?

No, just like reinforced walls with like those mats that you can kind of run into and not get hurt. Okay. Okay. So he was just gonna start like loading in hands or balls and the hands are ready to go.

No idea what's going on. I'm gonna pull out my sword and my shield and I'm just gonna grip it ready in a fighting stance like as if she done this a million times before. Okay. Everyone else in the room starts to slow down.

Like their movements are really slow and the lights above you guys like the hanging lights start shaking and like little bits of electricity are kind of like hopping out of the lights and kind of striking down to the floor. I put out my shield to block that and just be like okay. They're not hitting you guys. They're just kind of sparking around.

It's just like whatever. And nobody's reacting to this except us. Everyone around you doesn't seem to notice or see and they're all slowing down to a point where they're like they're almost not moving. I look over at the other kids.

Do they look like this? They look like what? Like they're slowing down too. Yeah.

All the other kids everyone except for you four. What the hell's going on? This doesn't seem normal. Oh god.

I touch something really weird in the chemistry lab. I knew this was going to happen. He can't change it probably wasn't you. Hey girls what's going on?

Are you starting? We're supposed to start yet. That's cheating. They don't seem to be able to hear you.

Then a large lightning bolt strikes from the ceiling and standing before you is a very very tall and impressive man who Fiona recognizes as Zeus. Grandpa. She did it. She did it.

She did it. Oh that dude has ripped his house. He's standing there. There's electricity sparking around.

He says Fiona I have a mission for you. Oh why? There's something that needs to get done and you are the closest to it. You are a demigod.

You must obey my heating. Yes Grandpa what do you mean to do? I like that she really turns into little kids. Oh what does he grandpa please?

Someone has taken something that does not belong to them. It is up to you to retrieve it. Gather your companions and go to this location and then the lightning strikes and kind of shows you in town like there's like a warehouse on the edge of town. He says what is that?

He says make haste. What's missing Grandpa? Items that belong to us. Things that we own.

Things that belong on this mountain. Retrieve them. And then he vanishes. And like all the damage that he did kind of disappears and the map that he shot to the ground like slowly fades.

But you can kind of see where it is still. Then everyone else kind of kicks up to normal speed. They're all just kind of standing there. Fiona's like she had like she has her shield so long but she's just like pulling out her collar like oh my god I acted like a complete idiot in front of him.

He could have at least given us a parental note or something so he had a class. Chance pulls out the hall pass. Yeah I'm just gonna I'm just gonna hold on. I was like I'm gonna go by yourself.

Uncle Slam was like what's that there? It's a hall pass. It's you know it was you gotta you gotta go. You gotta go.

Wait so you're not gonna participate right now that's not even teams. I guess we'll sideline your team and put another team in. Get out of here. Okay.

Can I also go to the bathroom with to the girls bathroom but that's what we asked to go. We all go to the bathroom. What are you guys all bathroom piles? Yes.

That's a one team one fight. Ha ha. Other girls have to go together. You can't just have fun.

I used to have a bathroom pile. It's my old partner. I know what that goes. Get out of here.

So we leave. Of course. I agree. So we do that.

Taking a sneaky picture of the map before leaving. Okay. Okay. A little DB.

As I remember you were decorating the the room 404 correct? Yes I was. It comes along pretty well. It looks like you've done a pretty good day's work decorating the room.

You do notice there is like godly activities happening kind of like through your magical six cents. So you know that it's going on but you're not exactly sure what but something extremely powerful just happened in the school. Okay I'm gonna go to my tree fort then. The bunker.

And I will hide under my blank. On your way to the tree fort you run into Fiona Chance and Sophia with Gubo in tow in the hallway. Little DB. Hi there.

Hi. Hey Gubo we may have to get going. Actually we need you. That's to do with the the magical godsense that I felt.

Grandpa Zeus came by and he said I have it's my he has a task for me. I have to go retrieve the task for you. That's not a task for me. But we're a team.

Come on. You need to help Gubo. He doesn't know his powers that well. Well Gubo and me are we're gonna get out of here.

No you can't. Little DB. I need you to do me a favor. We're gonna go and face almost certain death.

And if my body is laying there crippled and broken beyond repair I'm gonna need you to kill me. Would you do that for me as a friend and I'm gonna roll rapport. I'm trying to figure out if you're going to try to deceive me with their side. I got four.

He rolled four for rapport. Are you gonna try to roll against it Mark? Would it be what would be to roll against it? Probably.

Maybe he's he's invoking one of my aspects. So I think I have to do it in a minute. I should roll the C. But yeah.

If he's invoking my aspect of values life over anything. Right. Okay. So yeah I'll go with it.

That's fine. I'll have you but if there is God situation things happening I let you go to the eyes now right now. I'm not afraid to hide and get out of there. Look I understand that but our ends that belong on the mountain have gone missing and they're at this warehouse and I show them a picture of it and I'm like cool.

I have some of the stuff from our mountain. Who cares let the people have them. But they're in a warehouse. I think he when it comes to me and say go get these items unless it's a lot of items.

You know what the items are? He didn't say. All right. So maybe we should should be go there and try to check it out before like busting in or anything.

See if we can figure out what items we're looking for. I think so. I think I might be best. All right team let's go.

Yeah that's our thing. That's our thing. We say what we do things. No you guys have class.

We have a point to chance. I invoke the rule of all pass so we're not. All that doesn't get you guys out of school. We're not well we were told that we could go and we don't have to fight right now.

I will. I will. I will. I will.

Be dog guys and I would be like please. Chance will start leaving. If chance to leave I'll get on my hoverboard and I'll start to follow. So if you have to technically try to chase after.

You should just not have a high flex. All right so is everybody going? Gubo go back to class. All right.

Goobles like okay dad. Can I listen? I'm not their dad. I am goobos dad.

Can I just. Right fair enough. So you're heading towards the warehouse. Yeah.

You get to the warehouse. I stealth. I mean I sneak up to it behind objects like crates and barrels. Wait wait wait wait wait I go to answers.

Oh well send in the answers. Okay have a look around. All right you send in the go to the hands. What's the main thing?

Yeah. Does it look like it's a warehouse that's used or is it like an abandoned one? It's like an abandoned one. It's like an abandoned one.

My question is do I also have any since since like DB house or is it just like no you don't. I know that it's an aspect of. Okay. Yeah he has an aspect.

All right so you're sending in go-samps. Is that your plan? Yeah. I would probably try and spell around and I would look for an entrance to the warehouse.

All right you find a door to the warehouse. The go-samps just go in. They report back that there's a guy in there. Does this one guy?

Yeah. Shit. Is that just one guy? Geez of cake.

Did they say what he says facetiously as he tries the door. You're just gonna open the door. I'm gonna be behind chance like every Call of Duty game when you're supposed to open the door and the guy opening it is like right behind him ready like ready to do you come on let's go. Tap him on the door.

All right behind Sofia. All right hold on hold on I have to do something so we're gonna pause for a couple seconds. No you're not. You are not.

No. Oh that's why Phil's attack. Okay. You are okay.

Oh my gosh we're inviting Bill. It's Bill. Wait no it's not. Guys this is the room we got.

Yes. Golden Arrow. You are sitting in your warehouse. You have successfully stolen the bracers.

You had not put them on yet but a group of three children or three children and of even smaller child in a Halloween costume are standing at the front door of the warehouse you were hanging out in and they just kind of open the door. Hi I'm Sofia. Oh hey this isn't the bathroom. Oh man we are super lost.

I roll lore. More. Why not? Because I think he's taking actually first of when we when I opened the door what do we see?

Yeah that's what we see. Phil. What do they see? A beautiful picture.

They see a roughly six feet tall man with a cut off uniform that is golden yellow. He has fist wraps on and he is currently adorned with a wreath that he has attached googly eyes to. I don't remember this. And then in his hand it's you know there's been some time since he last I'll go on there.

Some things have happened. It's his only friend now. Same as Rebel Nubo. And then in his hand he is holding two bracers that he has recently acquired.

So since grandpa's used told me I had to go find Greek items. Can I roll lore to see if I recognize any of the items or you totally. I'm gonna do that too. Okay.

That's a zero. That cancels out. I got a three. We've got three.

You've got three. Sofia's a huge nerd. Can I try? Sure.

Yeah. Why not? No that's a zero. She's probably like I'm a thing so golden and shiny.

Fiona and Lil D.B. you do recognize the lore wreath. It's a thing that they give champions of like the like they have like Olympic style games like actually on Mount Olympus and they give it to humans who like compete and do well or and win the Olympic games basically. And you also know that he has bracers of strength as well.

Oh shit. You might be just as strong as me. What game did you win? He reaches into like the mouth flap basically that's been cut out on his thing and pulls out some air pods.

What game did you win to get the wreath? I mean I didn't really see what the most recent Olympic games. You gotta tell us. I won the neck punching game.

Don't. I'm gonna reward to see if that's a game because I've been up there for a while. I've only been down on earth for about two months. When I know that's not a game.

That's not a game. Little D.B. Oh. Looks like I'm on his two on my roll.

I think maybe he's being rural facetious like he punched somebody in the neck to get it. That's really neat. Yeah. He's right.

I decapitated somebody. Okay. So I guess asking you for the items back really nicely wouldn't you want to do it right? Oh no.

No. That's okay. That's not really gonna happen. But I'm just gonna kind of head out.

Oh wait guys. I think we need an adult. I am obligated to tell you to not do that thing. Does the wreath have any power to it that I know of?

Yes. I don't remember. It's a while. It's a.

You don't know. It's basically it gives humans like God likes rank. Well it can improve people's physical prowess. I'm gonna use my magic to try to teleport the wreath to me.

Okay. You try. Do you remember? I got a plus three on magic teleportation.

You cast a spell to try to teleport it but you know that it's bound by very powerful magic. It does not come off unless the person that has it on is will wills it to come off. So like even if the wearer is unconscious they have to either be dead or will it to come off and then unless that happens it cannot be removed. Golden Arrow you do feel like the wreath kind of like jiggle as if somebody was trying to magic it off of your head and like it defends against the the magic.

Is there any does little dv do anything to make me kind of know that magic is being used? Yeah. My hands move when I do magic they move like a little bit of a glow comes off of it. Okay.

I fly right towards little dv. By the order of Zeus I command you surrender now those items that you stolen from other people and forgive it to us. Please. Could you not?

Uh no. All right. I tried my best. So Golden Arrow you get a surprise round because a little dv was doing something out of combat and now you're doing something in combat if you're initiating it.

So you get to do your your turn then every then I'll go back to the top of the term tree. So I fly up right up to a little dv and I pull my fist back ready to punch and like right before I do I be like wait are you the groomer reaper? Like if I touch you will I die? I can do that yes I want to but I don't have it on.

I finished punching him then. All right. Roll fights. I appreciate it.

I got a four. I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna roll a flex try to dodge. Okay.

I got a minus two. Jesus Christ. You can't get it with six. I will punch big.

You punch little dv. Little dv that hurt. Um yeah. So Fia it is your turn.

Golden Arrow has flown into the group of you all standing at the door and punch little dv in the mouth. Oh no. He probably had to shove like Sophia's side to do it. This is exactly what I did not want to happen.

It's giving you a very rude. So Sophia is going to try and shoot him with her a hander ball. All right. Make a shoot.

That would only be a three. All right. Golden Arrow you can roll against a three for shoot. And it can use athletics.

Well it's technically a will but yeah use athletics. Well that is a four. All right. So it just like bounces off his chest.

He's like what? Yeah. Did you just fire an Easter egg at me? It's a hander ball.

It's just an empty ball. I kick it away. I kick it away. Oh wait.

Wait. Wait. All right. If you want to it is your turn unless you're still gonna let chance go first.

Since I returned. I didn't know how long I would take. I what has happened. He punched little dv and then got a hamster ball shot at him but it didn't affect him.

All right. So I'm going to imagine that he's distracted by the hamster ball and I'm going to run up and I have my shield on and I'm going to try to shield best and right in the chest right where the hamster ball just hit him. Okay. Roll for a shield bash.

So can I roll my fight? Oh plus four. Four. Defend against a shield bash athletics.

I got a three. So I take one. Yep. You take one.

Oh happy. That's a little more effective. Let's go with the shield. Chance.

Look at all the fronds are Ellie. What do you do? I'm going to take that the M80 that I crafted in the last episode. I'm going to stick it in his utility belt and light it.

Okay. So what are you going to use your craft skill? What are you doing here? What was your time?

I would like to burgle it into his utility bill. Okay. Are you trying to create an advantage or something? I thought about just covering it like opening it up and like throwing the gunpowder out of to do that.

But I kind of want to see if I can hold this on. I want to see if I can make his pants explode. Okay. So are you attempting to do damage or are you attempting to create an advantage?

I would I'll do it to create an advantage. Okay. That makes that makes sense. Okay.

That's more that's more why I made this character. So that makes more sense. Right. Okay.

So you're going to burglar an M80 into his pants to create an advantage. Yes. All right. Go for it.

Roll burglary. Three. You can compete against it with a notice. Phil.

Hold narrow. Good. Plus one. All right.

You're able to light an M80 off in his pants. Describe your advantage. So when we crafted it, we didn't exactly know or when I crafted it, I didn't know exactly if it was going to work or not. So instead of it actually exploding, it's more like a flare.

So it's just burning and creating a lot of noise. So it's incredibly distracting. It's like you can't really reach it because of the bulging muscles. So it's just like it's behind it.

So it's distracting him like because it's like in his back pocket and it's sizzling essentially. All right. I'm going to write down flare jeans. And that is going to be an advantage that's floating.

There's one use of it. And since you got a three versus a one, it's going to be a plus one. So whoever goes later can take that advantage and get a plus one by using the flare jeans as the advantage. So that was a chance.

So go narrow. It is your turn. Describe this warehouse. Is it kind of like a Raiders of the Lost?

Or that's how I pictured it. Yeah. So like there's a bunch of like just, you know, like crates around. Yeah.

It's kind of like a shipping yard style warehouse, mostly filled with junk and shipping crates and whatnot. You broke into one of the shipping crates to get the item that you knew was being shipped out. Perfect. So I want to use my mind's powers, which I have to throw crates down onto kind of the group.

Okay. Are you trying to do damage or create advantage? I'm trying to do damage here. Okay.

Usually these are like ties to my physique. Oh, right. Because you have the thing where you can use flight from a long distance, right? Yeah.

Like my stance is it's I can use my physique from a distance. Okay. Cool. So you're going to use physique to throw something at them.

Who specifically you're going to try to damage to. Let's do the girl with the shield. Yeah. That's what you get for hit me.

So I can really wear physique or athletics, right? If you have an advantage that allows you to use physique, then yes, if not, then you have to use athletics. Yeah. That's not a song.

That's not a song. That's not a song. That's just three for both. Don't worry.

I mean, plus three just to be safe guys. Now the plus three plus six. You take three from a crate falling on top of you. And I look when I'm like, yeah, wait, a little DB.

I will try. I'm going to try to teleport again, but I'm going to try to teleport the braces to strength the Fiona. And I got a plus four to do that. Okay.

You are not currently wearing the braces. So he is able to teleport the racers to Fiona who's now not wearing them, but has them next. You've told me not to put them on, Alex. I feel like I've been boozled.

Well, I didn't know Mark was going to teleport. Sophia, it is your turn. Okay. So, um, Sophia's just going to go ahead and get mad then.

What? I'm sorry. You can have. Oh, yeah.

And I'm going to spend a fake point and switch to mental damage. Jesus. When she does that, I like to imagine like her eyes start glowing green. Like they got like ectoplasm going on or something.

Like a hair search with an anime thing where it stands up and shit. Do the answers got like green eyes too and are like more. Oh, yeah. You can see the answers now.

They turn six feet tall and green and look like they were drawn by the average pale kid. Hey, did you say six feet tall? We actually see. I am going to talk glowing green answers.

I'll have like weird gross stuff going on. Like, I'm going to send out Steve because Steve, when he's giant gross hamster mode, he looks like he's like a meaded fur and gross and like his cheeks are all puffed out and he goes up to a gold arrow. I mean, I still use will and everything. It's just just that.

Right, right, right. It's just like now. He's going to like go throw up all over a gold arrow. So what do I need to roll against this athletic still?

I think he rolls will to defend because it's mental damage. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Because it's like you see it and it like grosses you out and it's all in your head. Okay. All right. So it's a it's a mental attack then.

Okay. Okay. It's a mental attack. Like you can see it, but it's all mental.

That would be a plus six. Oh, Jesus. So you take four brain damage. You have some mental stuff, right?

Yeah. All right. So then Fiona is your turn. I'm going to take a step on all of them.

Your spooky ghostbusters. So Fiona, it is your turn. So would it be an entire time to put it on the brace? Yes.

Sorry. That's my bad. I should tell Portland on you. I just say that.

It's you know what? It's totally fine. You know, you know what? If you don't know, we'll see this happen.

She'll look down and she'll be like, she'll look over at the leaving and she'll put the bracers on. Okay. Um, Fiona, the bracers basically let you pick up things that are heavier than you normally be able to pick up. So whatever your normal strength is, if you're like, I'm going to pick up that bulldozer and it's like, I say, you can't do that.

You say, I'm going to spend a fake point again. Okay. So that's what the bracers are. I can pick up normal stuff.

Yeah. It just it increases your lifting strength. That's what you would have gotten. I'm well aware of what else all right.

Chances, it's your turn. All right. So, um, no one's usually advantage yet, right? Nope.

But I know. You can keep making the meals. What I'm going to do is since I'm a little close for comfort right now is I'm going to, I'm going to kind of back up from Golden Arrow and I'm going to take out, you know, those like little things you can get. There's like little things you can throw at the ground and then the popping noise.

Oh, yes. Yeah. I was going to say probably something else about that. But, um, what we do is like, good thing I brought my gun and I'm going to like start throwing him at the ground.

Like what I'm going to try and do is I'm trying to trick Golden Arrow to think I'm shooting at it with a real gun and maybe trying to get him to like go prone or something. So they just get hit by bullets. All right. Roll your try to make it a distraction.

What are you rolling for that? The C. So you can roll a notice against his the C. Notice or will whichever you'd like.

I'll do that. Got a plus four. Oh boy. I got a one.

So you take, uh, no, so then there's another distracted by gunfire. I was just going to put under fire. So there's another one. Okay.

So there's two in advantages floating currently. Golden Arrow, it is now your turn. I'm definitely going to take them. Oh, I'm going to take them next turn.

They tell me. Oh, three there for. Golden Arrow kind of puts his hands up to his legs. Get out of here.

No, they can't do this. This is not part of the plan. And then the googly eyes are spinning. The googly eyes do begin spinning and Alex, I'm going to spend on my fake points.

Oh, crap. And the Laurel wreath begins to glow golden. And I took the bonus to the fake points where I level up. So I'm going to get an extra plus four to my physique.

Okay. And I'm going to go over to so I imagine all these crates are kind of stacked up on these like warehouse shelving. Yep. And I'm going to fly kind of towards the middle and grab the whole shelf and pull down all the crates towards the area where they were all concentrated.

Okay. I am going to say everyone has to make an athletics to get out of the way. Roll an attack, Phil. I would like to use physique for this.

All right. So you're going to try to catch a box rather than it's going to be more like they won't hit. They just out of sheer luck. They just won't fall on me.

It is a plus 10, by the way. Oh, that's what we roll against the plus 10. I'm going to use my my new special bracelet to try to be like I lift the boxes to not hit me. Are you going to spend a fake point for that?

I will definitely spend a fake point. Do I get a plus two? Yeah, you get a plus two. So I do have a stunt.

I don't know my own strength. So I do get a plus two involving roles with strength within reason. So like, we're to say, I don't feel like you can do that. So I get a plus four to this.

That's why is use of your character, Fiona? Very good. I rolled really badly. I'm going to spend another fake point to me.

Roll a plus eight. Okay. So you take two. Yes.

What's everyone else taking? I'm taking five. I'm taking eight. Okay.

So she has four left. I forgot. I already had to use my I had to use a two and a four and I used I can't use an eight for anything else. So now.

So you're down? Yep. Okay. Little DB is down.

Can I use my stunts to heal faster? So I can get back up by the next turn? You have a stunt where you have a stunt for healing faster? Yeah, you said that it would allow me to take away one of my check marks.

If you spend a fake point. If I spend a fake point. Yeah. Yeah.

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