Hello and welcome to another episode of generation justice. I am your game master happy puke and I am here with four I keep one of the same sexy tees, but that's not okay to say with four wonderful teenagers superheroes who are in a bad spot First of all we got new zombie Matthew and Morris We got what a litch maddie We got oh should have said mummy and Morris, but now we got a mummy Nicole I should and we have the fighting skeleton the brand new member Bailey. I told you it's just a unique disorder Real real Mark is not with us today for other human reasons, but that's okay. We will move on without him and he will be back again later We'll be just hiding some more like Yeah, please watch an iron fist again So the three that were here last time who would like to let us know what happened last time on the generations of justice I heard maddie had a song that you prepared for this.
Oh, yeah It's not the entire first. It's just like one and then like one refrain. I don't even think I finished it all but I need to put an instrumental behind this. It's not gonna be It's not going to be instruments you want Last time I next to you generation justice the game was repairing Two fight two fight a team of bad ass teens when time began to slow down Cuz ooh came down giving them a mission they end up fighting golden arrow the murder hobo So I don't know about you, but we're down in hell Everything is not all right because we've been slayed and killed that's not gonna not work out as well as I thought it would Swift I think the best part is you ending it going that did not work out Like can you imagine going to like a concert of a band and like they start playing a song like kind of beat her Others like this is a very good.
I'm sorry It was working out in my heavy surprise really you've never been to a world-hair concert All right, so I would like everyone to welcome Bailey the brand new member of generation does we will meet her character in due time But welcome Bailey. I'm glad to have you on board Thanks for joining us. We're excited to have you one of shu's biggest fans and we're I'm very excited I was gonna make that joke from dodgeball. You're excited feel these nipples, but now I feel like that's too inappropriate I'm not so much inappropriate, but I'll be good.
Sorry No, no, don't don't be good. We're on the podcast network podcast network with GLB B you need to keep our brains strong Alright, so since you guys the at the end of the last episode you woke up on the boat of Shenron is the correct way to say it correct Yes, it's a name All right, Chevron Shenron whatever he was he was rolling down the river and little DB made a small magic bridge That you all ran off of and landed on the beach of the river sticks in an underground area You are unfamiliar with and that is where we will pick up so the three of you and will DB are sitting on or just Got out of the river And you're standing on the shore and you three start to vanish little DB does not you guys vanish away from little DB And you are no longer on the shore, but you find yourself in a dark hallway There's a light at the very very far end of the hallway. Oh I don't understand anything what's going on? I don't know Chances holes out the hall pass and just holds it does I can be here, but I don't know if I want to be the hall passes it effective No, it's going on guys Do I feel great maybe roll or yeah?
Big Greek magics Is the hallway darker as they are like torches the hallway is pretty dark if there's um there's a lot of masonry around you The bricks are pretty light. They're like a white white beige ish No, no, they did just like a big long hallway I'm a cell phone that I can use as a light There is a light at the very end of the hall and you hear a noise coming from that direction But the noise seems relatively in distinct So you all kind of quite down try to like taking your surroundings and from from where you see the light you hear what sounds kind of mechanical But like an old machine like you're like shunk shunk shunk shunk shunk shunk shunk Pressure kind of it sounds more like there's like creaking wood like a like an old machine made of wood So I would say age before beauty, but I think I'm the oldest one here, so We're supposed to go into the light. I checked behind us. Is there a door behind us?
No, there's nothing behind you. Oh Oh, I'm holding up my shield if I send my answers out of heads That they're all my hands and other answers. All right, you're just sending them out towards the light Yeah, like just a little bit ahead of us. So if anything happens like I can jump in all right So like your canary in the coal mining you're just letting them go above.
Oh, are you but you're following them? Yeah, okay, they're saying a little head make sure it's all good But I'm not gonna let them get like a fool. You're right. Okay, so you're following it is are the a few and chance Are you also following?
I would be taken the lead and with my shield out. Oh, no, no wait The answers are right around her feet like a foot ahead. It's like a V shape in front of her Okay, Chancellor you sit you're saying back him back in the hallway chance. Oh, no.
No, he's not saying by himself Okay, everybody's going for the hall pass like it's a torch As you approach the light you notice that the hallway opens up into a larger room And there are some people in the room and then the noise gets louder as you get closer The room is torch lit, but the the stones are very light So the light that is there bounces off it and makes the room kind of bright. Oh, this isn't the bathroom Or is it I don't know what do the people look like you get you get closer There are two younger women and then three older women the three older women seem to be around a large loom One of them is weaving thread and putting into the loom and the loom is like shift shifting back and forth One of the women is like measuring the string as it's being poured into the loom and the other has like these big Disgusting shears and she's like snipping threads. Are you rolling lower? I do I get Yeah, yeah You know that they are the fates one of them is the spinner one of them is the measure in the other is the cutter They are the people in charge of people's lives So the the spinner is like creating new life threads and putting into the loom The measure is like measuring out people's lives and the cutter is like killing people basically by cutting threads The two other women you see there you do recognize one of them as Persephone and the other you do not recognize oh Wait, I don't recognize one.
Yes. There's one person you do not recognize at all I will take a knee kneeling at the goddess of spring and I will ask why have we been summoned here? Oh great goddess Persephone is like please I I'm not one for the the kneeling and the nobility. I don't like this.
Please stay in child I brought you here. I stand up and I'm like why we had a fourth with us He he was not brought with us. He's not mortal. This is a place for mortals I don't know if you heard about what happened to us, but you know, we're not exactly I have anymore the the old woman with the shears says I did not make the cut the cut was not made by me And the woman that was measuring says somebody struck you down before destiny decided Oh Percepting is like you were brought here by a defiler.
It is not your time to die. Your threads have not been cut the one who wears The crowd just would be stowed on his chosen one. Yes. Oh, I read There are people who put these events in a motion to try to get you out of the way We are working against those people I in my companion here and the other woman quite a large woman in like really shiny armor And she has a helmet with these very large wings on the back of them is standing there She's like a huge sword and on her breastplate you see like a engraved horse with eight legs But she's just standing there silent and perception says me and my companion here are working to undermine the people who would have you be here May I ask two questions first question with these people possibly be with Cult known as the cult of Drake and second question.
Okay, and second question. I have your companion's name She goes by the Valkyrie. She's probably just airing out her. This is a man.
Well, I mean a teen voicing of Valkyrie Hmm, I think it's the one time Sophia's just struck silent like I know what's going on 70 says I don't have the power to leave the underworld myself But I can put you in a place where you can find your own way out and I can provide you with some help I just I can put you on the path to leave. I just can't get you out of here on my own Hello, Sophia you We need you back in the mortal world along with a few others that we need you to meet and take on the way There is unrest in the world of the gods and there's a great war coming and You all will play a vital part in this Just not yet Is my father involved in these plans? No, when you say war you really mean? That we don't have to be a part of this because I'd rather not I'm not old enough for the draft yet The Valkyrie stands steps closer She's a large imposing figure and she stands closer Hand on your shoulder chances she says take me when you die you will come with me Oh great goddess of the spring because somebody wants me to say her name and I will not Persephone First I call her Persephone.
Oh Great goddess of the spring please lead us and who else do we need to pick up? You you'll meet your guide at the crossroads Follow the Valkyrie and the Valkyrie like stabs it sort into the ground and it cracks open and this large eight-legged horse kind of crawls out of the The chasm and she jumps on the horse and rides through the wall and actually rides to the wall That like it caves in into like a weird like rainbow portal and Persephone says follow her Okay I begin to well I let the others go on ahead first and I'm like you guys can go I'll take up the rear Oh, yeah, Sophia's in now. She just falling like Changes kind of like floating a couple feet off the ground just kind of floating you know like a heart surprise You step into the swirling rainbow portal and everything goes white for a second and then you are all in a large room with hallways Bringing up from every side and there with you is a young girl wearing kind of dated clothes Carrie you You have just been living in the the afterlife and then have suddenly been summoned out of whatever your afterlife was And now you are here and there are four kids there and you are standing in the middle of a room Or there's three kids in a Valkyrie three there are three kids the Valkyrie is not there So basically what you guys see in front of you is this girl with a mass of just bright orange hair and she looks Very what most people consider tacky now lots of bright colors jelly bands and She kind of looks you over and she goes what the hell am I doing here? Who are you spaz's?
What a spaz your spaz? What's a spaz? Your spaz bad your face little boy I have no patience for you and she just kind of does the little gesture where she goes up to your face and pulls away like a jellyfish Just bag your face dude. What is happening?
You're what I need to don't look you the person who's supposed to help us get out of here She stops. Can I roll a general notice to see what our surroundings look like? Yeah, sure. We'll notice Yeah, plus one you are in a very large room.
There are hallways in every direction. They're like dozens and dozens of hallways There are some very large arched ways that you're closest to one of them has like the head of what looks like a jackal man Like on top of it. There's like a bunch of pictograms around it and it looks like it leads down and it says What's that I move it snoot? Yeah It's just a statue so but it says the way of the 12 halls on top of it There's another way that looks like it leads back to kind of this area you were in before that says the way of the river And it has like a picture of what Fiona would recognize as Thanatos on it There is another large hallway that looks more craggly and it says the way of fire and it has some Abrahamic symbols around it And there's another one that has like a image of a big guy with four arms and he's blue and it says the way of the Sun and the moon So which way is arrows arrows?
You can't have Thanatos on that arrows right, but I mean Around somewhere else Another castle being a smart ass There's God there's Technically But yes that is a Hindu direction the way of the Sun and the moon is the Hindu direction Yeah, the one with the the jackal head is obviously Egyptian So that you would imagine is a new bus. Yeah a new bus a new bus a new bus the way of the river is looks like the Greek way And the way of the fire looks like it's the Abrahamic stuff There's a lot of halls these are the ones that you're closest to are you gonna go looking through the hundreds of hallways to try to find the Bullish spaghetti one no, okay Crazy hair lady can you know this where we're supposed to go we were supposed to follow somebody out of here She kind of pauses and she goes wait you're trying to get out of here. Yes like back to earth. You're told to yeah Poof hair girl.
Do you not understand what we're saying? I got a hall pass. I can be here Listen you little airhead don't call me poof hair lady. My name is Carrie Hi, Sophie this is chance and this is he oh and she does this thing She kind of brushes her shoulder and you notice this little creature just kind of pops up.
She goes this is boogie. Oh See like my hamsters because this one's Colonel this one's runs this one's going to be this one's do earthy Here is on the floor looking at the hamster balls excitedly now that's Colonel like a problem Steve Because she is very excited to see other living creatures What does boogie look like boogie is a small? Shadow looking creature he kind of looks like an ink blob just kind of floating there, but he like dips into wherever her shadow touches And he's got big yellow eyes. That's all I'm sick and by gross Just kind of try and like reach out I should do he vibrates and kind of does like Jell-O where it wiggles and then he like tries to touch your hand and carries Maxa no boogie not for eats What I pull out my sword about hamsters nibble my fingers and I'm kind of used to it Yeah, boogie doesn't have good people manners.
So you guys are actually trying to get out of here, right? Like yes, that's the plan Okay, well, I don't know why I'm the one they brought to you I've been trying to get out of here for kind of stops and she goes I don't even know how long anymore Well, they said there are some other people that were supposed to go with us Your guess is as good as mine She points to the aberhamic door. I'm not going back in there though. Never again Well, I mean at least we know the morning ways not to go right Yes, I should be real more or notice this seems I think recognizable.
Yeah sure y'all can roll or if you like I got a one Only one it's a plus one unless I'm adding my Greek to it then it's a plus three. I'm not gonna tell you whether it was bad I Do know that there is a way out of the Greek way although it is guarded by servers There are ways out in each direction some of them are better than others so so my plan was in if we were not going to come up with Idea was to blindfold chance spend a minute circle and then roll up to see Where he ends up pointing and then just walk out The whole way out you're gonna make a chance of guess is that the plan isn't that his very nature? Yes I guess power is always that he's good at guessing and random stuff. You know what you know what we'll take off her flannel I'll say chances sunglasses.
You can't see through them anyway She basically puts it around his over his sunglasses and ties it would be like okay. What is happening? We have an idea they don't call you Chancellor So many pretty late Exactly So you're gonna have chance roll a physique to try to point at a place yes Which I got a neutral on my role so it's a plus one you point to on chance the way of the fire Which is the he just he just starts walking okay? He points and starts walking in the direction with a blindfold so on This how it works alright, so who's following him that way so I am I just imagine all the other kids just crawl up all over her and just following along he on is About it care you following as well Reluctantly and I look really bummed out about it.
Just okay walks into a wall Somebody should put a hand on him. I think he's a little not all there So if you just like pat in the wall so you guys you guys are walking on the way a little bit you come to like a peak of a hill And it looks down on this massive city that seems to be stretching out in every direction And there's a fork in the world road and a sign that says east hell west hell in pointing in two different directions Carrie you know that you were in west hell before you have not lived in East Hill Christian Hill Okay before you got pulled there you you were in like the place where souls go in west You were in West Hill proper you were just where the souls go you know that you were in like the detention area You've never been you've never been to East Hill, but you did you were in West Hill for a while West Hill, New Jersey Maybe So I'm just going to frantically at that direction. I am not going back there. I will take my chance with the Mormons No, they said hell was other people I know how true it would have been I didn't expect for this to go like this way guys I guess we're going to be Sophie you are Want to stop that is the choice to go to East Hill then All right, so that's okay.
It's a lot of hoverboard. No, she probably would be off of it right now She's walking with all y'all You guys are headed to East Hill you guys walk down the path down to where there is these big gates leading into the city And as you were walking down you notice that East Hill looks a lot nicer than West Hill West Hill there's like a lot of like pillows of flame and like the buildings are kind of dark and like they're like these weird flying creatures around And West Hill actually looks like it's like the buildings are nicer and it's a little more clean like East West Berlin This is where all the lawyers go But you get down to these these large gates and there are a couple of large demon-looking creatures But they're wearing nice suits and they have they have clipboards and as you're walking up they go. Oh, welcome Welcome to East Hill. How are you?
What is your business here? I've been more alive. Hold on Sophia's and they're flipped through like this large stack of papers. We're just doing a tour We're just doing a tour.
Yeah, like I don't see a Sophie on the list and this isn't the entry for afterlife anyway, so I don't know why This is this is just entry to the city proper I mean we just have to keep a log of people coming in and out and everybody's trying to like you know Just doing a tour get in for In a photo case. We're just doing a tour social better her life. Oh that you know like okay So you're trying to do like a scared straight thing that makes a lot of sense. Um, yeah After the Civil War this is the nicer side of hell so if you really want to do a scared straight I rarely recommend you go over to West Don't scare them that bad.
We want to start off and progressively get worse. Okay, all right It's hard to see something if you are looking for some of the tourist destinations You can go down Main Street that way on 3rd Street. There is a lot of our PR situation after the after the Civil War We've been really working on increasing awareness and improving our image So I mean if you're gonna go out listen to health go to hey my man Question yes, this is a hypothetical situation. All right.
Let's just say somebody it wasn't meant to be dead Yeah, I ended up in hell. Right because crazy her. They were looking very way out of health This is crazy. I know you must get this question a lot.
I just want to know how would they exit hell You know, I I'm not a person that would be able to answer that if you really want to talk to somebody about these kind of Hypothetical I would talk to she lives down that way a little bit you can't miss it She lives with the parents kind of a big house. She's like our top PR agent currently Well, yeah Yeah, that's fine. I'm just go to the big house. It's got it's got the large Serpent symbol on it.
She lives there with her parents. If you want to talk about that kind of thing you go visit her Is that a family name well, it was my grandfather's name. Oh, yeah, it really shows, you know, it's got it's got a lot of Okay, bye, bye Enjoy your stay Kids all right, so he opens the gate and you enter it's kind of it's kind of like a normal city except It's like all underground and there are like demons going in and out of buildings There's like a there's like a suburb over in the area where he pointed you yeah looks kind of like a normal city But there's just even everywhere. Yeah, yeah, I'm heading towards the house there.
Don't make eye contact keep moving look like Guys also don't eat anything down here. It still applies here. It's like shit anyway. No It's pretty expensive is what you're saying especially if we're in the tourist area.
They usually like really price-cagey. You know, I mean Yeah, oh, yeah, and like I said again, it's not even worth it. It's gross everything here is just At the talk about food chance That's mine hey, no I brought that from home Lunch when we get out of here you can eat all the cookies you want from your mom's from all the bar I mean it had chocolate chips in it, but you know Rabbit food anyway, what are you? It's like a snack.
It's got fiber in it helps me in my colon But even are you talking about What are you talking? It's a heavy What is this stuff on your wrist? Jelly bands what's with the hair so pretty then my hair is this is it I don't have time to talk to you guys about what's cool because clearly you don't know and that's fine That's whatever just take your cell phone. Let's go.
I want to get out of here I got shit. I got to do one earth. I thought I was super cool I She just kind of reaches over and just awkwardly pat the Sophia she goes you are adorable and I don't know what to do with you Like lowers his glasses down so you can see over I don't know what to do with her either as I'm still holding Sophia Yes friends and then we get to the door I'm knocking on it and I'm like look what's a chill pill for stuff do those Excesses when right now I'm still knocking on the door. I'm saying that You hear a deep voice from the size of just remember and then a very large demon opens the door.
He's like hello Hi, we're looking for That's That's back. Oh, it doesn't live here back rack lives PR we're oh talking about my daughter. Yes, I apologize. They don't have very good accents Tourists, um, yeah, she's up in her room.
Just take the stairs. Um, Alex and how would you describe the guy to answer the door? Like a big towering muscular demon in a bathrobe Was it pink and fuzzy? Yeah It was more like a yellow and fuzzy and he had bunnies slippers on he was holding like a large cup of Coffee well, the Christians are gonna be really mad when they find out you're making hell look cute This is awesome.
All right, uh, here. Carry your roll or I got a two. Oh, so you do know a little bit of what happened millennia ago like a couple of thousand years ago there was a civil war in helltown Where have held decided that they didn't want to be viewed as the bad place anymore So there's like a big dividing wall kind of like the Berlin wall in the middle of hell And you currently you are currently in the side of hell that try to clean up their image So they hired PR people to go to earth and make it Nice the Abrahamic hell currently is in two two separate states One state is wants to be like the the torture evil hell the other hell is trying to clean up its image So currently you are in the the nicer side of hell that is trying to make a better place to be they don't want to be the bad guys So you do know you don't know that about the politics of hell currently But yeah, so you you are there. There's a large staircase leading up to what looks like a teenage girl's room Okay, yeah, I'd follow her I'm gonna need all of you guys to mind your manners and be good This is a really nice part of hell and I do not want to go back to the bad side trust me We're not dead, so it's okay.
I guess how but I am I don't like it stuck over there again. You probably shouldn't tell people that Yeah, we ran out the time people who would purposely screw something up Sophia tries to poke her. Yeah, I was murdered It was with people's instincts and train up So Carrie's just gonna kind of knock on the door You hear some loud music coming the other side and the door opens and there is she looks about human size She's like pink and has horns and a big long tail and she opens there she goes. Hello.
Hi. Hi. What are you guys? We are looking for the head of PR we have some questions Tor groups and where we could locate exits to said tours come on in come into my room You have an easier to pronounce name first off.
Yes, you're where you guys from Ruby River Earth Yeah, yeah, I'm actually have you ever heard of the on a piece? Has Carrie heard of the on a piece no, yeah, the on a piece are relatively new you were dead before they started no I know what an on a mana is Right. Well, we're super group on earth. Yes.
I'm a member. They call me poof because I teleport I I was sent by my father who runs a lot of the PR departments to go up to earth and make a better name for hell So I'm on a hero team. So that's what I do so how much like a crawler does she look at? She looks like a pink bald female night crawler got it with horns nice Boogie is snickering at her name and then get smacked So yes, so that's what that's my name on earth.
You can call me poof. That's fine with me. You come into my room We can have a discussion I would love to you yet to her room her room's pretty nice It's large. She has like a lot of posters of like a demon heartthrob boys and she like all like hell stuff Yeah, like oh god, it's hard to ignore this great She also in the middle of a room There's like a stand with a large globe on it and the globe looks like the earth and it seems to be like spinning at the same Time and she she invites you all in she has like chairs for everybody to sit in and she sits on her bed And she's like so what exactly do you need for me?
We need to get back to earth. Oh, well, I can Teleport there. It's hard for me to teleport people to and from the underworld I could teleport there and I could teleport anywhere there and if you were on earth I could teleport you around but moving people between planes is really difficult for me I can I can tell you a direction to go. I know where I know where their exits are and I could kind of I could help your exit Be where you want it to be on earth.
That would be perfect. Yes, we could use that okay I can also teleport to earth and give anybody any messages that you want and I can also see anything that's happening on earth at the moment Go to go there until next time Carrie's eyes are bright yellow at this No, I'm not gonna be home for dinner Sure she walks over to she walks over to her globe and she like she like manipulates it and zooms in basically on the globe zooms in With like pinching iPad style fingers and it yeah, basically enhances down to your house And she's like is this where you live? That's it all right And then she touches it and she vanishes and then like on the globe where it zoomed in you see her poofing into your front door knocking on the front door And then your parents answer and then she talks to them and then she vanishes and appears back in the room You said we're not dead, but we're still dead. Yes, are we like buried six feet under the ground or are we like You asking me or are you asking her?
I'm asking you you have no idea. You're on show We should probably all have her talk to our parents like hey, I'm slightly concerned about what's gonna happen to Carrie if she goes to earth So you're having her go talk to all of your parents. Yeah, all right She goes to talk to all of your parents and tells them all that you're in hell, but you'll be out soon Yeah, Carrie's going to write a name down and hand it to her and ask her to deliver this handwritten message to the person His name is on the outside of the paper She does so and then returns like is that all the messages you need sent up who if you're very helpful? Thank you for giving us a hand.
Oh, yeah, you're the bomb I like cookies and if you ever need anything from the on a piece, I guess let us know if you got out of here It's not gonna be easy not a lot of people like when people leave well You know that probably be good for later We just need the easiest way out if you're possible possibly the fastest I guess the easiest way out of where you are at the moment is if you continue up in that direction and go up the hill Well, you're gonna pass intake. Just don't get confused and don't get in the wrong line. So then you'll be fine So don't get used there get in the wrong line. Yeah, just don't eat anything For you dinner on the way out.
Don't do it. Even though even if it's not good. So the two lines are intake and discharge There is no discharge most people don't leave here so the line to leave is very very short But there are there the line to intake is very long So going the short line yeah And if you there are not a lot of people leave and they're really strict about letting people out So if you have a distraction or can get anyone to help you on the way I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind of busy, but if you can get anyone else to help you on the way I'd recommend somebody that can help you make a distraction if y'all for trying to get out Yeah, I don't know anybody off-hand, but I mean just you know if you find somebody that can help you I got it So you do anything this weekend I was gonna ask her a spectral hand girl both of you by the back of the shirt and dragged you away 16 16,000 years old you don't look it I got my orders permit I'm on the drop yet. She says I have a life foot She's like if you need anything else let me know.
I'm sorry my ability to help you is limited I say I'm getting dragged out. Oh my god. Am I gonna block the entire group the entire time? Don't boob walk me.
That's okay. So if you just do clueless. That's all right. All right So are you guys leaving the house then yeah?
Yeah, as you guys are leaving the house a Smell wafts over you of some of the most delicious food you've ever Smell in your entire life and you see like as you're walking out the stairs into the kitchen and there's like this banquet Like this huge feast and like poofs father is sitting there at the table and he's like oh kids before you leave please grab something Oh, you know, you know, I would love I would love to grab a doggy bag for the road. I take a doggy bag Yeah, damn it. I'm going to smack you I'm going to reach over and slap it out of his hand as soon as we are out of the house Okay, I'm going to take my sword and just stab it in the ground No, it smells so good you stab it and it like it cuts into the bread and like you hear like the perfect Christmas of bread outside Miss bread and the Christmas Red and it's like it smells so good. I have already started walking away from it in the direction that we were told to go I was gonna see that to my enemies All right, you guys find yourself walking down the street in that direction is there anything special you guys do you wanna just end that way?
I am keeping my face my head straight forward. I am not getting distracted. Yes If he's not looking at me, she's definitely looking around like All right, so you walk by and you see up ahead the intake line and the line seems to stretch on for miles of people All just kind of in a line and there's like a bunch of like demons kind of like walking around like like passing out like little cups of Orange juice and cookies people But but keeping them in line like people are trying to get out like no sir, please Here's an orange juice here some cookies Please get back and they're like kind of patrolling as they're patrolling you see kind of a gap in their patrol And there is an old man standing in the line that kind of catches your eye I'm going to go over to that old man. I feel compelled to for some random reason.
I mean go over to him He hasn't eaten anything has he no going to pick him up You can just steal random people Who are you what's going on can't bring food out of here you can't bring random dudes It's like what is going on so you get you actually are able to get them out of line before the demons notice And then when they make a pass again like the guy behind him is just doesn't say anything So now like now you have this old man next to you. He's like who are you what's going on? We can use this old man for what reason Did you just pull me out of the line what's happening? I'm just glad they don't want to use me look we need to get out of here This old man's going to take who are you well?
Hi my name is lucky, but I go by chance. We got Fiona here We got Carrie and we got I guess my name is Donaldson I I was murdered recently. What are you are you getting to get me out of here? Yeah sure why not?
Depends do you want revenge? No, I just want to live a simple life I'd walk you away. I would I would love to be outside of here. It'd be fantastic.
Oh, listen Can I ask you a personal question sure? What did you do so bad in life? How you ended up in hell? I tried to join the mafia and then worked for this little boy who made me do terrible things and I was complicit in it all I guess Oh, I have a question.
What's this kid in asshole? Should we take his lunch money? I wouldn't want to talk about people who I've worked with in the past. It's not good If it's rich your rich.
I just want you to blink once sounds like you were dealt a bad hand So we're gonna catch you out of here. I'm gonna shoot five this I would be I would be I would be I would be I would love that That'd be great. I would owe a debt of servitude to you if you let me out of here Yeah, while you guys are talking you notice that a very large pool of black shadow has formed at your feet It is mercilessly tugging at your legs for you. Hurry up.
I'm walking. I'm pushing down and walking gross Yeah, we're following you walk past the intake line. It is long There are hundreds and thousands of people in this line and they seem they seem a bit lethargic because they all have died in our In all online now because that's the real thing to do any one of the demons are walking by look you guys like hey Are you guys supposed to be in line? No, we're a tour group.
We're just exiting because you know like part of punishment is spending like a couple Years like I said tour group. We're doing the inferno thing. I'm not on the list for hell. I'll have you know Oh, okay, that's fine.
I just I want to make sure everything's you know that nice piece of cues and what not uh I'm sorry. You work here. Are you just in line? I work here.
I've got a badge and you hold you hold out his laminate badge He's like I'm that's a good looking bad. I'll trade you for this hall pass. I'll do their job the demon says trade Yeah, I'll give you this all pass for that badge Don't you know anything about this hall pass this hall pass right here can get you anywhere? Yeah, you know I actually I know of a guy who's interested in trades if you're interested in trade Well, I mean we're trying to go out to leave so I mean unless he's on the way out.
It's not really gonna work out He actually is on the way his office is a couple doors down from the exit gates on that side if you want to go to him He's actually interested in all sorts of truth. What's his name? His name is Robert Yes, I don't want to be offensive or anything But is he like a human representative or does he just enjoy the human culture? It's hard to explain.
He's like a hybrid type situation. Don't worry about it. If you go talk to Robert He's interested in all sorts of trades. Okay, all right.
We're not going to Robert I don't know if he's on the way trades on the way as you're walking around you see the door that the demon had pointed at And it's called crossroads ink If you it says crossroads ink and then it says something Robert on it like Robert Esquire something Yeah, he's a lawyer as well. Um, so do you do you go into the building of crossroads ink? I? Who I want to go in I already got her hand on the door knob.
Yeah, I'm gonna say why wouldn't we go in because I'm iffy So if you tend to just like I have no idea what's going on. So I'm going to just follow who knows what's going on We got two alphas. No, what's going on. All right, you go in it looks like a kind of an old-timey shop It's spells really nice like one of those like antique shop that you go into and there are a number of guitars along the wall They all look like those guitars in guitars and there's there is there's a man sitting behind a counter playing a Like a steel base 12 string guitar.
He's playing very very He's got his feet up on the counter and he sees you come in and he goes well. Hello. Hi. I'm Sophia And he takes a guitar and he puts it up on the one he's like my name is Robert I don't usually get many people in the storefront usually people call me.
We were directed here All right, well welcome Well, she has something to trade I'm not in I didn't go inside Okay, she points outside the door we do a trade What do you want we want to do this all pass I have the hall pass I said I gave you Donaldson for the hall pass bullshit Do you keep the hall pass but you know no no I'll take Donaldson and your hoverboard for the hall Fine you got that They're packaged So you have the hall pass he steps out from highness desk and he walks over to you And he takes the hall pass from your hands like I'm not interested in this but what what exactly do you want? I want revenge. Well, I'm gonna be honest. Oh, well, that's not what I was gonna say All right, so you want revenge.
What are you the two fine ladies like? You want to way out I can I can give you the way out Look if you don't want this all past this I'll be we're kind of looking for You just wanted to unload a hall pass you didn't want anything yourself So you want to switch the hall pass for the badge but the guy might switch the hall pass with a badge That's what we wanted. Oh, so you want a badge. I can get you anything you need you need a badge I can get it for you.
Well here You want this I'm not interested in the hall pass. I'm interested in something else what quid pro quo carry reaches in your hair and Lots and lots of hogs I'm calling you on I'll put this hand on carry shoulders as so you want revenge. Yes, are you willing to agree? Are you really to agree with terms for revenge?
I'd like to know the terms first he snaps his hand in like a contract kind of Appears his hand and he kind of unfolds it sets it on his table And he's like all you need to do here is sign of the deadline and I guarantee revenge will be yours What am I giving you in place of my revenge quid pro quo something I need later of equal or greater value depending on interest equal to time So not my soul. Well if time and interest is equal to your soul and perhaps He has a gel pen and she is frantically signing the bottom line. Oh, you're an idiot. You don't know what I want You want revenge you don't think we can give you that we don't know really what it's about his eyes His eyes flash yellow and eat like the contract poofs away.
He's like fantastic a deal has been struck Does anybody else need anything from me today? What's what's the terms for a badge a badge? Yeah, all of my terms are the same quid pro quo something to be named later of equal value plus interest equal to time So if you want something as simple as a badge it could be quite some time before I come to collect or it could be no time at all It could be something small Thing is I'm very afraid we might need something like this to get out But look I can make you the greatest musician of the world. That's one people like to come and collect a lot It's my fault you guys are down here.
I like plants. I don't want to play music. I have a question Michael Jackson talk to you My contracts are confidential. I cannot tell you which world famous music stars have rise to fame and then collapsed under the weight of their own popularity Still don't know who talked about Linda Carlo Oh, you do the look our love friend dresser every all of my contracts so I cannot I cannot confirm no deny Last no fun.
I don't think I should you're not telling me. I was I can't okay Well, then I guess we have no more business here, but if you ever need anything I can tell you how to call me Basically all you need to do is bury some items at a crossroads and I will be there I will take that list please there he gives you a small list of items that you need to bury it bury it across roads And he will appear he's like the cat Crossroad I will show up I also take a listen put it away bitch and thank you mr. Roberts What exactly give Carrie It's blood So he's like well if you have nothing else I do have my music to attend to right if you ever want to do a fiddle battle I think I might have something if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you I'm not the kind of man who fiddle battles. I'm the man who likes to sing the blues Brother Lou the one that does the fiddle battles yes Yeah, if you want to do a fiddle battle I can send you to where they do fiddle battles But I am not interested in the fiddle at all Thanks buddy.
I know well sir. Thank you for your time. I hand chance back the whole past I'm like you didn't want to trade for this alright well I'm not giving you back the hoverboard and he says that is he's like slowly rotating like pivoting around like I think you didn't know how to work. I just bored I just think it circles playing I spy with Donaldson The old man off of it.
Yes. Yeah I pick up Donaldson You guys are heading towards the exit gate. Yeah, we're told to go okay, you guys are heading to the exit gate There are two very large and intimidating demons standing in the way that look like they would block your path But as you approach they see Kerry and they say mr. Roberts says it gives us regards and they open the gate for you Okay, bye Halt has a good sweet when he gets down We'll do ma'am Enjoy your stay on earth.
Bye. Bye. All right. I walk out with Donaldson All right, you guys are walking up of east tile and up a path For some random reason Sophia's holding Dallas and just These children are turning me much nicer than my last child owner You guys are walking up up a steep hill up and up and up and like the cave gets narrower and then eventually it opens up To a very large chasm and inside the large chasm or there's a very large chasm and on the other side You see like a gateway with like a lot of light coming out of it Like it seems like it's surface light and your eyes kind of acclimated to the dark So you kind of like get it's when like a little bit chance you guys like less this room is kind of feel Light but in this room there is a very large serpent and the serpent looks like it was meant to guard this area But it looks at you guys and see scary and says the serpent says to you mr.
Roberts and this regards you may pass Thank you. Thank you. Bye And like the large serpent slides out of the way. I am slowly Scribing towards earth you walk out of the gate you're blinded by white light everything goes white and then you are all of you Including Donaldson and Kerry are standing where there used to be a warehouse is now Collapse and it all falling apart.
I pick up my cell phone You have all your stuff. It looks like all of the debris has been cleaned up Your time in the underworld doesn't seem to be long but you lost a lot of time on earth So like it seems like weeks have passed I go over to where our grades are going to be. I was less to it Your grades are going to be yeah, your grades are really slipping after that whole diet for a month thing Uncle slant's gonna give us a talk it too late. They had a funeral for you and everything.
That's more of it Brothers It's Hey, they're brothers and sisters Isn't or sweet I go over to the spot where Murder hope a man golden arrow Had taken off the bracelets from me and I just stand there. I'm like I'm gonna get that stuff back I'm gonna make him give it back. Oh, we just kill him. Okay.
Good. I'm really that good anyway No, I can't uh he killed four teens a wall three teens an ancient being For no reason other than he's a jerk Look, I agree About it Murderers are you I know I don't want to be A place to live I do need a place in Sophia. You seem so kind please don't like Your friend. Yeah, this that sounds like we got this great tree house outside the school or you can hang out in our base in mysterious room For oh, I shouldn't tell you where our home quarters is not very good.
It's here a thing. Are you? But oh my god, you could live in the tree house with kubo. Do you mind?
We're looking mustard guys. He's really sweet. I promise. I don't really want to live in a tree Do you have anything but in a tree house, please?
We have a size of your hands. That sounds that sounds fantastic Oh, I'm still carrying Donaldson Put me down. Oh, of course. Sorry.
I did not know if you need help or not I put him down but I look at everyone and I look at them. Hey Alex quick question Is Carrie still an routine body? Yes, you are in your teen body. You are wearing just your normal clothes Choice.
Oh god where she will live. You are in a human body. Everybody is in a human body with all your stuff Oh good. I'm I'm looking at them all and I'm and I'm gonna say this guys I agree that guy deserves murder even death.
Well, that's what murder is I know I can't you should be better than I can't for yourself the dude killed you you should you have every right to murder him again Yeah, no Do you know who gets the wheels off of murder off of death off of violence? Yeah Yeah guys. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So you're saying you're just as bad as my father. Congratulations Oh, no, you're saying you're from the other one all powerful. God Who enjoys warfare?
Your his own enjoyment and pleasure. We'll go back to school now Yeah, all right. So you guys are heading back to school first I'm not gonna like tell your parents I got to go to every four or four. It's fair.
It's uh, it's about five o'clock on a sundae Oh, fuck. I'm going home. Okay I had the universal key right here. Okay, so uh, Sophia and Fiona you guys are gonna go let Donaldson into room four or four Well, it depends like you on it which Fiona need help basically.
Do you want to well? Sophia would be worried about you and if you're okay, but same time she hasn't been home in a while So she's probably go home. Look Sophia. Why don't you go home and be with your mom?
Okay? I can handle this Yeah, I also might as well try to figure out what to do with Carrie Okay, just text me when you get home. You don't have to do anything with me As you say that a black car pulls up to you guys And it looks like a nice town car and the front window rolls down and there's a gentleman in a nice suit and he says um scary That would be me. I'm here to take you to your loft.
Oh banging. Thank you. Look I'm just gonna say this Carrie. You just made a deal with the devil.
We're gonna. Oh so much I spent all that glitter years in hell. I just want to kill who I need to kill and then he can have whatever he wants There ain't nothing he can do that I already been done to me I can think of a million things and then she's gonna get the town car All right, and the window rolls up and the guy starts pulling away I think we've just became friends with all right. Uh, Carrie You are driving in the town car and the gentleman.
There's like a divider But he lowers the divider and he says uh, Carrie, I'm taking you to your loft Just let you know you've already been enrolled in classes. Nobody's going to ask any questions It's it's part of the path that will lead you to it was a great 80s movie Yeah, so you have you have a loft it is it's fully stocked It's just basically a house with food in a room. It's nothing spectacular, but it's livable And attending school will put you on the path to get you what you want I have a quick question about the loft. Okay.
What's the technology in there look like? Oh, no, he brings you the loft. It's just kind of like it's modern. It's not like it's not super modern It's not like futuristic.
So there's not like a talking toilet or anything. Well, maybe not to her to you, but to her Right. No. Yeah, so like it is like a modern 2017 home There is a keypad on the front he teaches you the code He says like things have changed since you've been gone and he he hands you a Samsung eight or whatever No Apple is now orange, right?
So he gives you an orange phone An orange phone but like an orange phone It could be orange. Yes the uphone 6c by orange ink. Um, so he gives you a phone he teaches you how to use it He gets you acclimated to a little bit of today's technology. He's like here's a phone.
Here's the numbers you need Here's your loft and I will be waiting in the car to take you wherever you need to go But the path that will put you in the direction of your revenge is at school You just need to follow the right glues and you it will be yours. It might take some time, but it will be yours Thank you. What's your name? I'm just driver.
Thank you driver If you need anything, I'm just here to point out things that that are delivered to you and then drive you from place to place I don't do anything else. So drivers like here's my number when you need me I would be waiting in the car at all times. Thank you She's gonna fiddle with the phone and try desperately to find the people that helped her get out of hell Whatever the equivalent of Facebook is She even know to look for that kind of thing. Oh, well, he said he taught her how to use it Yeah, he gave you a crash course crash course from social needs He's already got a twitter going All right, so you you are able to find the people and he gives you directions to the school that you'll need to go to on money morn Everybody else you guys just go home.
Yeah, I get Donald's in situated first Yeah, he gets situated in the in room 404 the room 404 you guys didn't see but little DB did decorate it properly So it does look nice, but Donaldson just takes like a blanket and like lays it in the corner and lays on his Good There isn't like put it on one of the tables or something He takes a jacket off and folds it as a pillow Carry about this Donaldson can come live with a loft Donaldson if you want I can try get you something to be a better bed. I don't want to impose I don't have bed privileges. I'm sorry Look, I mean from the clinic. Yeah, we are gonna steal or some gym ass Look just I'm gonna get Donaldson a bed situation.
I'm gonna take some of the chip mats In there. I'm gonna take a pillow from the nurses office. Give it to him there Get some better clothes from the lost and found I think he's okay. All right.
You get him dressed up and situated in a bed on the In the room 404 I mean Old man wearing teenage clothes So super baggy pants are hanging off of them sneakers are missing the shoelaces greeting fellow youths Yes with a backwards hat on I love the pokey mans Okay, man, go to the pool you get Donaldson settled. Do you gonna go home after that? Yeah, I'll go home. All right.
I'll be like, hey mom. I'm back. Oh, they're very happy to see you and Hugs and dinner and everything uh chant well, they were all warned by a demon that you were coming So they're like oh we weren't too worried because the demon told us that you were But we need your favorite food. Yeah, so um we weren't too well.
Yeah, you get I don't know how your home life is like is your home life good It's it's very much like school. Okay. That's pretty much does what he wants. Okay.
All right, so they don't didn't even notice you were gone Oh, they totally noticed he was gone. Okay. I don't know. I'm trying to pick up a chance Very good.
I mean there's it's like he just kind of like shows up. He's like hey Like oh god. We missed you I'll be the whole thing. Okay.
All right. Everybody Matthew is doing a one-man play. Chance comes home He just he's kind of like opens it already kind of like pops his head in from the side like yay You know the canned audience clapping. Yeah, he said his country Oh my god, I was at the chance for them too You made you your favorite which is you know microwavable something like oh great.
Thanks How was your trip to hell? Oh, you know it was okay, you know it wasn't as bad as they say it is, you know It would make a good vacation home, you know, it's always warm, you know, there's always this eerily bright red light everybody has the most fascinating names Happy and elective Sophia you go home to your uh Parents yeah parents your super southern mom. That's yeah, I remember mostly And they were also warned by a team that you were not coming back So they give you they give you the reception that they would give you so yeah, you get home is there anything special that happens when at your home? Um Well, I like to imagine her guys.
Well as dad's it works a lot, but still tries to here So he'll be home for a little bit and they have to go back to work. It's sunday People who do like you know accounting or programming trust me they work All right, you molly, okay. So uh, yeah your home reception is your home reception as well Um, you should probably just chattering for like 20 At first I was really sad, but they always had a cold air these nice hair and fursings and stuff And now I'm like this weird girl and she was I think she was super Asian like really big hair and stuff She find me the videos you still watch huh? I feel like your mom just learns to tune you out.
Uh-huh Uh-huh Let's get greasy around the mail Yes, as my ram and used to say let's get greasy around the mail Whoa, whoa, whoa You say your grandma said that your grandma used to say let's get greasy around the mouth That's not like your girl I can love with that. Yeah, it's like what it's when it's time to eat you might say let's get greasy Around the mouth been eaten. Nope. I like to think this amazing book I found at Barnes and Noble called butter my butt and call me a biscuit another country sayings say so's boots and hollers Trust me.
They're going on the extremes. It's not the common Okay, all right. We're gonna have some grille of nail y'all So the sunday welcoming backs go very well and then their monday comes and it's time to go to school Gary you're driven to school by driver unless you decide to skip but he advises you don't I am not going to go against any of his advice at this moment I'm gonna go one track mine. She is at school.
She doesn't like it but she is at school Okay, uh you guys you guys are in a monday class Everybody kind of welcomes you back from your trip and they're like oh man. I can't believe that happened We're so glad that you're okay. Oh, did our basket from obscurity show up? Yes Your basket from security show up with some good cookies Yeah, the good cookies um They kept them fresh in cellophane while you were gone Um and also in your class is kerry and nobody seems to like notice or acknowledge that this new person is in class They just kind of all kind of address her like she's been there the whole time Um, and uncle's lamma's like oh kerry.
How you doing? Like just welcome to you like you've been there the whole time like they all know you groovy Uh, she's still fiddling with her phone because she doesn't know how it works Chances gotten like a cape So he's wearing like almost like a cape now like kind of like a kira style cape So just gotta throw it over your shoulder and he just kind of rolls in with his his hips on his uh hips on the hoverboard Because back to his desk. It just kind of does like a lap around it before he sits down He doesn't even sit he just hovers in the chair You do know the hoverboards that the idiotic style that any people use hoverboard. It's an actual fact that if you travel boy Yeah, but he's using it like one of the like the two I like these on the youtubes or whatever I call that thing before that I don't know It tubes all right.
It's the out of visibly upset that char that chance has this thing. I'm not You got the hall pass I can't it back to you. Oh, I have everything Donaldson Donaldson's in my pocket Okay, so if you would probably just start walking out people like hi everybody guess her. I wasn't like act late I don't know.
She wasn't terrified the whole time. Right. How's how's what's her name feeling? I was being back Oh, Penelope She she is kind of like with the other class like oh thank goodness you're back and whatever whatever Uh you feel about her however you want to feel about her at this point.
Oh good. So I don't like her anymore She hasn't done anything to you, but sure no she touched me at the party remember and I sort of like her Right, right. That's what happens when you get touched But she hasn't really given you a reason to hate her per se Well, I mean Well, I didn't like her because you didn't like me. She invited everyone else.
Right. Okay. Yeah, she did do a little bit of a little bit Yeah, but so there's probably bad link at her. Oh, man Penelope.
We ran Hades She's like, oh, yeah, I've been it's terrible. I hate it there Was it so bad there was like lots of ladies and stuff and they were really cool And then there's a lady who was really big with things and she flew off an hour late they course on a race off I covered something smell just be like, we don't talk about work wait happens. Ladies. Who did what now on a rainbow?
Uh, we saw poof we met poof. I think that we're kind of freezing over the fact that we were dead I know guys we were Who are you saying this to? I'm saying it to teeny-dow. She's like, yeah, I know I know I've known a lot of dead people Wow, you see No, I don't think I don't care.
I don't get in the way of the net Oh, no, no, uh, she's like I don't get in the way of the way the natural order supposed to be you guys keep interfering Who's supposed to die and who's supposed to not I think that's kind of irresponsible you we were interfering with it Oh Oh, well, it doesn't matter. Uh Wow Carrie's gonna put her hands on the desk and just like loom over her and book you just kind of Gourps on is like this huge shadow thing. Do you want to talk about unnatural deaths? Oh, Carrie.
Oh, hey Carrie such a joker Joker. That's what I'm doing Gonna go over at Sophia. Can you show me how to use this and she's gonna hold the phone? Oh, it's really cool.
I need to find somebody So if you're just gonna help her with the phone Yeah, so like uncle slam is like now that we can break up into our groups and do steady break up into your five person groups Google Google is not there currently but Yeah, great. It took Google uncle slam is like people good was not here So you got you four can just kind of be in the group that you got you four are always in um and Uh, the three of us plus the new person Yeah, uncle slams like what new person Carrie What are you talking about? Carrie's not a new person you I don't need to deal with your shenanigans right now chance Just get into your group you guys and gooboo, but gooboo is not here So you guys gotta have a four person team to do this project. I know that you're a couple weeks behind so I'll get you the material What project what are we doing?
You tell you you're a couple weeks behind on the project So I'll get you the materials just get in your group and and I'll get you the stuff don't worry about it I Don't know what's happening I'm gonna sit across from Carrie and I'm sort of gonna be like like the non like I don't I'm not accepting you But I guess we have to be together with my thing like oh kind of arms crossed You want to murder? Okay, so we probably a little scared of Carrie but she wants me friends everybody so she's like I'm just going pretend it's everything's okay Uh, I was saying comes over and it's like we need to do a group project on one hero Uh like one public hero and just do a presentation on you know the history and whatnot you're a couple weeks behind So you don't have to do anything major But uh if you can try to contact this person I've started some of the places that some heroes are willing to talk with people So if you get me your if you will down your groups choice a hero to me I can try to contact them and see if they'll be willing to talk do they have to be active heroes preferably alive heroes We don't have too many connections to the underworld except for You three You can you can you can contact retired heroes. It's just the The likelihood of meeting them is probably greater if it's you know certain ones other than over than others because some people are pretty busy So give me a list and I'll tell you who we can contact for you to do a interview with query Should be like a series we already have our number or what about poof since we can't apparently talk to her too You know he has a list and none of them sound like heroes I was really young and I used to watch news with my parents We used to really like stories about iron justice. Yeah, I really like clarity though.
She's very pretty I'd like to find the mad maverick He was he was a hero in the late 60s He's really easy for me to find him. He's my grandpa It'd be an easy a But we also have phone numbers of people like I'm scared you already active and query but there may be busy my grump is retired What did he do he was a hero? That's not specific enough You guys need to talk about that for a little bit. Yeah, so you guys are working on that for a little while Is there anything else you do other than like talk about heroes and whatnot?
Are we aware that dalton is in room four or four like the four of us? Yeah, if you know did you tell people then yeah? Okay, yeah, we should ask if she has remembers Right, it's not a look for the hottest girl in here. All right.
What's up with developing But nice I smell what could be that's gonna be that's gonna be a while you are Greek that is no The other hottest girl would be uh jennifer. She's part of her question Chuck it Any Jennifer's out there so we podcast Uh, yeah, so there's a girl named Jennifer her last name is chill She is part of your class and she I guess is conventionally or attractive to you or whatever you want to say cool I'm gonna go. I'm gonna leave the classroom Uh, and I'm gonna go to the vending machine that I always get my snacks from because I already know how to open it So I just open it up and I grab just like some some food out of it Just like you know whatever's in there general snack food and I bring it and I give it to Donaldson so that he has something to eat Oh, thank you, sir. I really appreciate it.
I haven't eaten in a very long time. Oh, yeah I know I was I was gonna bring back a snack from from hell But the girls didn't like the idea so I wanted to make sure that you were being taken care of because I know how much it can suck to be Kind of left alone here. I really appreciate it. Oh You'd like a sleeping bag or something?
Well, I did have to poop in the corner Even as a shower in it Oh, well, I didn't know so things now I do I just ask you clean that it's a little disturbing. Yes, sir immediately And I have to call me sir. That's weird. Yes.
He like flourishes his cave and rolls out Like fuck boy Twin classes so he would probably go visit Donaldson too All right now he's he's he's tidying up the area while the DB did it to your design It like it does look really spigot span now. He's keeping good good tabs on your thing. Uh, kara. Do you go to room for it all?
It's like a little big um if Sophia is still the one to channy had to use the phone I'm following her because she's the only one that doesn't seem like tear either terrified or suspicious of me Oh, she is she's just really bad at it She probably be bad like oh and then we go to class here in this but you suppose like I'm tired. Did you know you're kind of scary, but it's really cute too. So I don't know and then she'll just keep talking Like she didn't say that at all. Um, her face is bright pink at that and then she's like, yeah Scary's kind of my stick my stick.
You're scary. Here. That's awesome Yeah, that's that was gonna be my name and she kind of looks away from it. She's scratching her nose I don't have a safe a hair on him yet, but actually that counts the past.
That's my list No, I really don't want to be hands around. I can't think of a really cold name yet though But I don't know if I'm gonna be a hero. I'm just in this room for new. I don't know Yeah, they didn't have schools like this when I was alive This is really weird to be there are normal people here too Well, nobody's really normal.
They're just either weird or boring and that's their problem Actually, that was actually kind of me But it's true. I should bring him cookies Is he living in here? Yeah Do you want to deliver? I don't know where else.
Hey, Donaldson. Yes. Are you really okay living in the school? Like I can ask my parents.
I mean, oh no, it's it's fine. I used to sleep in a few it gets okay No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dog did I have an extra room in my loft? You can come home and live with me Okay. Okay.
No. I don't I don't mind being here. I can I can better serve the whole group here I mean Well if it makes you have it to serve us your grown ass man Yeah, but if it makes him happy, he can be here during the school day and keep us company and then he can go back in And I'm here. That's perfect That's a job.
It's a happy touch. I mean, he's not dead. So that's always good. Yeah, we can call my love for dead shed Yes Yeah, wait, great robber will love that too Any other one called by his actual name?
Hey, wait, it's great robber I know like it's great Robert. I'm sorry about it in the last one Chance you are walking you were just walking around the school right I am rolling around on the Okay, floating around hovering around All right, so um you're you're wandering around hovering around you're getting around um a kid approaches you and he's like uh, jans lucky hey Yes, it is and that is my name. Uh, uh, uh, you've been gone for a little while where you been? Oh, you know, I was killed in a horrific collapsing of a warehouse accidents Well, you know, I got better So like I've been uh, I work for work for a fellow um who might be interested in uh some of your talents Uh, we noticed you went to the the wrestling thing a while back.
Oh, yeah, you made a little bit of money there You seemed interested in that and uh some of your compatriots. We noticed uh broken to the school a while ago Yeah, I heard they did that Uh, so so it seems like you and your friends might have some um Some talents and inclinations that uh might be useful to my employer if you guys are looking to make a little bit of money Uh here. I mean he gives you a card and it's got it's got a clover on it Well, you know, we have been known to have a particular set of skills He's like yeah, he's out of the choir Yeah, if you guys are looking to uh, you know be self-employed not like buying to the brainwashing of the you know, the uppers here The upper management here. Um, give give mr.
Clover a call and you might have some jobs for you This isn't about drugs is it? No, no, no Just he just takes an interest in kids who might have a particular uh Set a set of skills and inclinations that could be uh beneficial in the future beneficial not to just him but uh you as well Okay, that's awfully thoughtful of you. Yeah, so uh, just give him a call. I thought I told him that I'd give I talked to you I would think that I would know that you know, uh, forlick clover is associated with luck But I would not I would be curious if I could think of who mr.
Clover would be before I would go and you can also To the rest of the yeah, I got that uh, yeah off the top of your head. You don't know Okay, I was like yeah, uh give him a call if you're ever just didn't uh making some money in uh, you know I don't know who this particular student is. No, he's just a normal kid Okay, he's wearing a really nice jacket Does he have a cape? No, I just really like a red bed sheet that that Jim got.
He saw the book. He's okay Akita, you know, he's not wearing a cape. He's just wearing a really nice jacket some like some real nice kicks And he's got like the newest orange phone He's like yeah, just uh give him a call if you ever want to make some money and let him know that I sent you Will do And then your guns and kind of rolls away backwards until he's around a corner that disappears that will be where we Called this episode of generation the justice I have been your game mustard Happy puke and you can find me on twitter at happy puke. Hi, you can find me at an imp hyzer hu scr I'm Matthew morris and you can find me on twitter at Matthew and morris Hi, i'm nanny I'm not dead.
Thank god. You can find me at punchlinger maddy And i'm bailey and you can usually find me in the dumpster behind chickfoolie or ironic adventure I'm glad you moved away from the rbs. That was a good choice I just came with the rbs the curly fries are nice, but too much roast beef. It's bad for you You get the turkey ones, but if you like this podcast as a whole, please follow us on the twitter at shu podcast If you would like to support the show you can go over to patreon.com slash shu podcast If you would like to buy the orgin comic books of the emerald heroes and the villain underground We are on fast spring at shu or at our studio you can find the link Over on the patreon if you pledge some money to get stickers and magnets and all sorts of shit And digital comics when we put them out and all sorts of art and whatnot Yeah, and give us a holler.
We will holla back Girl Is on the fridge and everybody's Stickers and i can't show my stickers are not nearby. I can't show you back my laptop because that's where all my stickers are Oh, okay. I can't turn around turn the camera can't make a can't make a eye look at itself. Um But I can put all those friends there is anything that we want to do as far as plugging anybody have anything else they want to plug Nye Yes, no no one's out.
I mean are we allowed to put three of us or more because he's gonna take an hour Right now. Yeah, like you're um, yeah, baby. You're absolutely allowed to plug anything you want if you're on something I mean this is your time plug whatever you want. I'm not gonna stop you from plugging shit Unless it's like unless it's like unless it's like weird like super political bizarre shit or pornography I can't tell you back.
It looks bedbooks. All right There goes my political porn site Oh Hot dog works pretty well. No Really got to plug for us. Um, actually I was gonna say Matt and Maddie and I are on highly illogical and I play a much nicer character Much nicer, but yeah, so highly logical start track right?
And I know about start track really. Yes, absolutely nothing and they still let me on well A log and you know yeah, you can get on Yeah Same as a good boy and he has good ideas. So I like it. Yes Anybody else have anything to plug Matthew has better know a geekly on SoundCloud I interview my friends and I said that on my SoundCloud every once in a while I'll do something called last night on Twitter where I just read my Twitter feed from the night before and highlights Well-known for my time on random encounters keep me random encounters where we play a variety of games mostly dungeon dragons I have been on sacred cows now called sacred cows tonight, which I did the thumbnail for movie review podcast.
It's very good I highly recommend you you get on that um And I have some more things coming out that I can't talk about yet. Ooh snap Yeah, if you like comic books shows listen to DCW we put out episodes sometimes Other than that said you do I do anything else if you were serious about that freaking juggle low cast thing though You need to hit make up because he really wants to be a part of that If me and will ever go for asses and do something will is taking a short podcast break. So when will comes back? We'll discuss it more seriously Uh nickel do you have anything to plug in or push other than your bomb ass wig?
I am a Supreme introvert and I don't know to you Yeah, so if there's nothing else I guess that is the end of it. So what everyone think of this episode is good Yeah I you're well for a while I was doing it. I went it out thinking out but you know, you have a couple you have a glass of wine But it's a giant glass of wine It's a regular glass But now you're all are back to life