Hello and welcome to another episode of generation justice. I am your game Mustardo Have puke I am here to play some fate in SHU with some kids and then's kids happen to be Matthew I'm a little baby Bailey I'm a cute little girl. Maddy. Oh god.
This all just ruined my intro also. I'm legal now So apologizing advance Nicole I'm just said there's no more name jokes. What's wrong? Stop hey the heroes ruined it.
I don't do it anymore. That's not our problem. Don't punish us It's not my responsibility You intro us so it is your responsibility you have to tell us our names won't I named it without the game mustard all right? So we're here.
Oh my good be here today cuz his computer exploded or something so it's just gonna be us for This day would anyone like to tell us what happened on the the big double episode that got released last month I went deaf for what episode? You or me what is it? It's mute both I have I have notes Oh, so you'd like to go okay if you if you listen to something else I'm on when I read my notes Then sit back and relax on the last episode of generation justice little DB Kerry were cleaning up amberville So phy and Fiona were at a farmhouse with radiation rank chance was running down the street with money and goobo was at the museum Kerry feels something pulling at her super naturally and tells little DB that shadows are watching them chance eludes bad guys making way for the And to amber so city heroes HQ with the help from Jeanette Janet Sophia and Fiona we're we're lady appears and they're escorted from the farm by goons and one hamster is left behind Kerry a little DB shadows are trying to communicate with them little DB reports with them Carry a little DB follow find spook house calls from Sophia and Fiona report Gubo teleport Sophia Fiona to him and they meet up with chance and they all teleport to carry a little DB Fiona breaks down the door Kerry goes inside and tells spookums team Tell our talks to spookums team goes in goobos outside on watch spook is Kerry sister Catherine She takes us to a farm via shadow travel Sophia sends a second transfer it sends a second hamster. There we go.
They get the first hamster and it doesn't come back we hide under little DB's magical darkness and Sneak up to the house taking out guards Outside then the other throws rocks at spotlight and guards hear that and they start they start to do things That I have fight written down Boss and I wrote it I wrote it in quotes idol on is spookum ghost and Kerry's grandpa but also she Chance grabs a gun and ring it from briefcase. It gives a briefcase to Fiona and we run from the spookum ghost and get off the farm Okay, that's why the miners because my notes I have as one of them highway or hi mom I smelled highway H. I. W.
A. Y. Of course, okay, so after running away from the spooky house all of the teens made their way back to Ruby River and that is where you are now We're fast-forwarding a little bit so it's like it's it's a little it's a little while later for fast morning a little bit So we're back home all of that adventure has subsided times give them's yes times give them's so what are people doing? When you are home, I will go one by one.
Oh, Kerry. What are you up to? This is how many days like what a week later two days later. Yeah, it's about a week later.
Um, yeah All right school is going normally are we at the house or at the school? Okay, I just just in general in general. Okay. Well, I think that shit ton of mensile damage during those fights So I'm gonna say that I probably had horrific night tears all week.
I don't know if I need to see I mean Also, okay very enough horrific horrific night tears me this question night tears. He's now right Mary Aside from having the night tears what else are have you been up to? I'm probably I'm looking again to see if my parents have what we call facelog. I just want to see where they are Because you said they were in one city.
I'm trying to make sure they're still alive Everyone has facelog not these people Then I'm gonna look for obituaries involving Maximus map, right? That's okay via the grandpa. I want to see when if he died and when he has not Okay, so I was just I was on being a bitch fine Then I'm going to try to face I'm gonna try to send a message to Catherine on her face page or her face log to see if she got back on now that she's part of the Real world again. Okay, so you're just gonna send her message on there.
Yep. Just be friendly. Okay. You don't hear back right away I didn't think I did.
Let's go over to Sophia. What are you up to? I'm not sure she tends to just enjoy the teenager Maybe try to catch up on like the class work that they keep forgetting to do like report on the superhero Right, she's the only one doing the homework That thing well, she's doing what she's doing on clarity, Belle She's gonna research and clarity though. We interviewed Penumbra just I can't it's nice What's Penumbra shadow googer?
Yes, okay? Okay, oh my god, oh my god, nanny. Okay, so you're just basically reveling in being an actual teen Well, yeah, because I'm not really she doesn't really have any specific thing going on so right Yeah, I really just don't know cuss work. You're just enjoying being a normal teen for a week.
Yes, what a quote normal Well, yeah, I mean it's cool superheroes. Yeah, but yeah for the most part the week is relatively normal And if that's something you enjoy you enjoy it quite well because things going pretty average doing assignments getting grades Cool nonsense happens cool. Yo, let's bounce over to Fiona. What are you doing for about a week?
She's going to get her license to drive a motorcycle So you're gonna start classes to get a good motorcycle. I spend 20 feet And 20 feet points also She's going to start patrolling at night as a superhero in the city. She's got leather armor She had brought down with her from Olympus and she's going to like wear dark sunglasses and keep her hair covered because of the striking redness And it is it's so easy to identify and she's just gonna go patrol around at night Like Start you start patrolling at night. Yeah, the city is pretty well kept but it does give you a little bit practice You stop a few little nonsense crimes like muggings and carjacking and stuff like that Nothing too super or out of the ordinary.
Yeah, you're getting some good patrol practice I tell them what my superhero name. This is a crappy superhero name, but it's my superhero name is red champion Okay, all right, I make a suggestion when I was in champion then you can do the CC's yeah Oh my god, yeah, okay, I screwed this in now because it's really so much better than the name generator I use I'm not that original when it comes to names Not gonna I spend a lot of time like with the source trying to find shit for Sophia and it's like I'm not happy with that I do that I do that but if her show version would probably be called reaper or something like that Like I have you a version would be easier to name right Chance, what are you doing for that week man? You know I got this brand new bling that I from this place apparently I think it's very important So I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna try and do research on what I'm told is called the super radiation ring All right, you find some information about the super radiation ring. Do you need me to tell you anything about it?
Like what are you looking for specifically? Pretty much anything that I would be able to find on it Like what what does it do? What does it do? Basically there were a set of rings that all corresponded to an element and some bad guys made ones that were opposed to those The super radiation ring basically can just irradiate things and blows like hot wind of irradiation stuff It's it's pretty dangerous, but these rings are pretty renowned for being difficult to use so like they're almost worthless without a lot of training Okay, the other thing I would like to do is Contact mr.
Clover, okay You call you call it mr. Clover the the answer the phone goes hello. Hey Name's chance. I was given your number by a school made of mine.
Oh, yes. I've heard about you I have a particular talent. Oh, yeah, so would you like to turn your talent into a profit? Oh, you know it Excellent.
How about we meet meet me in? Tuesday maybe Tuesday down at the the horse racing track and we can see what you can do Tuesday is when I go to the underground wrestling It's not on my notes all only french fries is being the password The underground wrestling is at night. I'm talking during the day. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I guess yeah That's be hard for the horses to race at night. You think you can't see yeah, they don't do horse racing at night Or maybe they do I don't know about it, but I'm talking about horse racing during the day Well, yeah, I could absolutely get out of class. That's a that's what I'm part of my talents, you know I need class. Oh, I you know, maybe one day I'll be classy Now just meet me by the front gate.
I'll be wearing a clover on my lapel. Oh sure. Yeah, it'll be easy to see fully if that is the question now then he hangs the phone up, okay, Alex. I'm gonna try and use the super radiation ring Roll roll your roll your ring skill would it be shoot?
No, it's ring. All right. I got a minus one on ring It does nothing. Okay Do I feel any different when I wear it?
Yeah, you can feel there's a power emanating from it So I feel like it would be potentially if people could detect magic they would be attracted to that hypothetically. Yeah Do you does a chance or anything about magic? When I have more but I have gotten anything out of when I was doing the research like oh, I could I could think to myself Oh, well, maybe it isn't a radioactive ring. So it's a gaggard counter or something right?
Okay, so you do find that is not magic. It is an elemental ability So the rings are based on elemental power, which is like it's not technically magic. It's a different form of energy That makes sense. Okay in that case then chance will just start wearing a ring We need more we need someone you know what I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna go up to carry Starts wearing fingerless gloves for a particular reason as well.
I like so the ring is outside of the glove inside Inside you would be able to see like visibly see the ring. Okay, so where do the finger where the fingers cut off on the At the at the first at the first at the first at the first at the first at the first at the first at the first Okay, all right, so it's like a ring. It's like a ball. It's gonna.
Yeah, what kind of material is it's not hand or where it's got Okay, yeah, what kind of material is it up like a pennies and stuff right right what material is it like bulky leather or is it like? Smoothie gloves to me or do you just cut the tips off of like surgical clothes? It's made of a micro modal substance much like me undies It's hand or where now it's a really personal world that hates modal I think what dogs is horribly uncomfortable. I hate it.
I'm not telling you that I'm currently wearing me on you soon right now Me too. I don't care. I'm not gonna feel you up You want to be able to feel anyway because they're so comfortable. I don't really like I'm wearing under my hair Oh, not soon.
Exactly. So we're right. So yes, you're wearing the ring and you're wearing fingerless gloves now Yeah, you couldn't quite use it and you're planning on going to Mr. Clover correct Tuesday.
Correct during the day gotcha Let's go back to Sophia Is going well, yeah, the social strategy has been pretty much solidified. Does your character really care much about the social strategy of things? No, because she thinks everybody is her friend regardless of what their status is So she's walking up start talking to people and then they'll follow it. Okay.
Are you kind of oblivious most of the time or do you just not you just not get it? Most times she's oblivious when she does get it. She pretend she's okay. All right, cool So you're just gonna like the duck philosophy.
You just let it roll off your back. Yeah, okay, Alex What's our social standing in the role of high school? Yeah Chance is a little more popular than everybody else, but everybody else is kind of like you're not you're not a vid kid nerds But you're just kind of like run of the mill students But but people actually kind of like chance so we're no discernible reason so because we're with chance We're not completely Okay, no no no no no no no Yeah, sometimes in high school. There's like a cool dude who hangs around with some people that nobody likes Yeah, I don't know how high school works anyway Yeah, it's like yeah Some people do like chance, but all you guys are like just me all the pack you haven't made a horribly negative impression of your on everybody But we're on Sophia Sophia.
Well, Nelopee does start talking to you one day. She's like hey Oh, hey, how you been your party was so cool. I'm always having parties. You know, I thought you knew that you were always invited Oh, no, I didn't know but we've got to tell a lot and then we were dead so you know, I heard that I heard about that Like how did the whole dying thing go?
Oh? Actually, I don't know how you really did but we met her We met a bunch of other weird people to well that was kind of me We met a bunch of other people too like there was a big Viking lady and she was so and then we ran hell and there was a demon Girl and she was really cool. She like is clothing interesting. That's really interesting.
I would love to hear more about your adventures Um, what do you do in Thursday night? I don't know Friday's a holiday, right? So we mean some of the girls were thinking is we were gonna have a sleepover on Thursday night Oh, my god, I've never been to a sleepover. Would you be interested?
Of course, okay, we would love to hear more about your adventures in death. That'd be great She gives you she gives you a time and a place to be wait. Who's this? God damn it.
So you are so Somewhere on the space building Gary what are you doing? If we're in class normally I'm Probably just trying to keep an eye on the three or four people that I don't necessarily think are enemies so that would be So Fiona and Chance just kind of watching everybody else. I'm not good at friends None of that. All right Okay So did I see the interaction between Penelope and Sophia?
It's carry from a distance. You don't know exactly what was said, but you saw it. Yes She is just a little bit concerned mostly because she thinks Sophia is precious precious baby must be protected at all times She's too innocent Do I know that Penelope is related to Fiona at all? I don't know it's Fiona ever That I mean I I don't know I have admitted to those two that I was I don't think so yet because I don't know if you know I'm a okay demigod yet.
Hi guys. You've been talking about your dad. We went to hell Pretty sure it came up. Yeah, okay So but I don't I think you would probably you might have heard me call her cousin if I pass her in the halls And she just struck me off because of course everyone hates me who's great God and God thought of her God and goddess because my dad is and now so I'm going to just slide right out to you at this point Just like just I'm just there one minute.
I'm like I need to talk to you coming to my office And as I say that maybe makes a small block So are we in complete darkness right now? It's more like a shade. I will Intensively put my hand on my sort of it and then be like is this friendly? We could do it someplace a bit more private That's not in a obvious concealment form.
Okay, we could go to the library I suppose we could do this but I thought this would be fun and you kind of look at me see boogie is like looking at you Like what the hell I thought this was fun. I'm I'm not used to you What you call superhuman abilities? I mean I do have super I do have super shame but I don't have Basically the gifts that you and Sophia and chance possess. Oh, so does it make you nervous?
That's kind of something like super strong. Hi. I'm here, too I said that but then I also said about those super human abilities. How do you super angry chance?
That's not a power Boogie on chance for a minute We're gonna go to the library and we'll walk and talk in the hall. I sort of wanted to talk to you too anyway So as we're kind of watching you want to talk about like purposely glare and Penelope just like All right, she doesn't even seem to know that you are I'll say hi to her. Does she recognize me? Does she notice me?
She gives you a nod, but that's what I mean So how much you know about that girl? Penelope is the daughter of the God of heart baddest or God of partying Dionysus we went for a party once I'm a little suspicious of her is she mean Not on the outside But I think you don't she has motives Carrie just pulls out the small little notebook and is like furiously making notes at this point I saw her talking to Sophia and I just kind of makes this jester. She's like, you know how she is and I'm just worried I don't think I trust this Penelope girl Sophia I'm worried too about that because yes Sophia is a nice girl and everything but if She impified if you heard what are they talking about? I didn't hear what they were talking about.
I just saw her talking to her Okay, let's ask Sophia what she's doing with Penelope Because if it's just a regular old party, that's fine. She can do that if she wants I'll just tell her not to drink any punch or eat any food there But if it's a team to her then I have my own way of getting her She almost says revenge, but you see her stop even with Penelope Look you are girl that is interested in getting revenge You've heard chance wanting to get back at that guy who killed us. Mm-hmm But it's not fun getting revenge or getting even with people There's an old saying basically if you're going to get revenge dig two graves and while I understand that you were also dead There are other ways of getting revenge They're not fun ways, but there are better easier ways with less consequences You and I even though it doesn't seem like we see eye to eye Surprisingly from what we've had so far. We have a little bit more in common thing you might think Terry's gonna kind of fold her hands and see blue fingers and she's gonna point at her because I'm gonna be real honest with you right now I appreciate that you're worried for me, but I also want you to know something You can tell me all you want how to do what you think I should do in this case But you have not walked a mile in my shoes You don't know what I've been through and I think if you had to live through what I did you wouldn't be trying to stop me from doing What I did have you ever had some I don't know what you've done I've ever had somebody who was the only person who ever understood you You only person who was your friend who didn't think you were a freak and have you had that person?
Physically hurt and mentally hurt you No, when I die, I know it's my only friend. I've never had friends Well, you obviously do because you wouldn't be walking out here with me if he didn't now I I grew up on Olympus and Everyone just hates my dad. It's all he cares about is violence My aunt told me it's like a high frame The thing I got kicked out was the day I let my anger get the best of me So you may have lost a friend But I thought I was gaining friends turns out. It was just a knife in the back So yeah, I'm gonna keep caring about you because while you may have lost a friend You have at least one other friend maybe even two We can be acquaintances.
That's a step below friends, but I said closer to friends and I know that doesn't sound good, but Chance yes, sir. Hi. You're just sitting there. You're sitting there because you said you were there too.
Do you say anything during this exchange? I was Listening and then I thought they moved away. We were in the hall for a while because you're following them to the library Or did you say in the lunch? Oh, no?
Oh, we're in the classroom. You were it and then you were going to the library What's happening? You were headed to the library all of us. I thought so sure Sure, no if you want to go if you want to go Back from dark place All right, Rolfa Zeke If you're going aimless Rolfa Zeke, I that's a wash so plus four all right You're just hovering randomly around the hallways because you go where the hoverboard tells you and you come back across Room 404 hell yeah, there's there's a light smoke coming out from the bottom of the door Light smoke.
Oh dear. This is my least favorite kind of smoke a hazy fog like real real like light and fluffy Is better than smoke like it's burning down or each cute um I Will open I will open the door all right you open the door There's an immense amount of light pouring out of the room. Do you walk in? Not instinctively What can I wait what kind of light like from a single source or just like all over the place light like all over the place Like the inside is just bright so there's like just light pouring out of the door now What does the smoke smell like is it like a fire smoke or it's it's sweet like saffron.
Oh hell yeah, I'm going in All right, you you walk in um you walk in and you walk in and you room 404 is not room 404 anymore You're kind of in a large field like with very very tall grass and behind you the door is still there And in front of you is a very large eight-legged horse and on top of the horse is a very large woman in armor um Which says chance oh Yes Gather the others I must speak to them. I mean if you want to have like just want to talk to me for a little bit and you know I'm free right now. I don't know if you're gonna grab one get the others. I must speak to them Let me tell you we got a guy who makes peanut butter come from his hands.
You can get chunky or you can get smooth She just stares at you. Okay. I'll uh, I'll take that as a as a rain check and I will go get the others And he like backs out those finger guns All right Sophia you are done talking to vanilla be she she walked away. Where you going now?
Uh, go visit bit kid. All right. You go visit bit kid. He is still maybe he is still making play video games Yeah, okay, all right, you would be good playing video games He's getting to be less and less of a obnoxious dick Just a little bit Okay, so you go off and do that I don't know room for four is just kind of there.
Can we be like walking past it and we see chance rolling out on my hoverboard? Is it the room of requirement? Does it just appear when we need it? Yes, that's what I thought about it.
That's why it's called this. Yes. So so you guys are are easily accessible to chances what you're saying like we like we are there Okay, you can see you find you find Kerry and Fiona. Oh, oh hey, um, so fun fact, uh, there is a Gorgeous blonde hanging out in room for a four.
It's always out. It's it's not very hard. I don't know. I didn't say what we can live Because you have a teeny tiny little not obvious crush on her Well, she wants me to get the crew together.
So since you guys are here. Oh, that's good. Uh, no one knows if he is I'll call Sophia and then I'll call gooboo in hopefully little divi will just be there as soon as uh, Fiona says that she's gonna call Sophia chances rolls back in before Nevermind yourself on you could just call everybody in the room. Hey, I don't know if I get some reception in the grassy field Caffron fair fair.
That's the point. Okay, so you get the call Sophia. Hey, Sophia You need to come up to room for or for the velcroies here and I don't know why she says so Okay, I just died anyway, so I guess it's a good time. I'm sorry.
They get all right. I'll meet you up here cool And and Sophia says my big kid heads up Okay, and then we all walk in to see the velcro and she had smooch it up and then I clear my throat ago So everybody you are in a grassy field. There's a easy fog everywhere. So first to the door.
Hi, Sophia. I know who you are So, uh, what's your horse's name? Alex, it's like Or something like it's daphron. I mean It's not binky in the brain.
Uh, slip near it's s l e i p n i r slip near s le p i Child when the uh-huh and i r n i r I think I just slept in it slept with near That's weird. I feel like it is easier name to say She says yes, it's my it's the all father's horse. Oh, it's cool horse. You're I don't even know what the parents were not her pronunciation no, it's not how I say it's a correct Correct thing to say here Malady that's not it Malady yes, Malady Oh god, no She she turns to Carrie and says Carrie.
I'm the one that freed you from your Look set her for a hard minute and then just hugs her She's very big Yeah, you you can hug her calf I guess I hug man. She's on a horse ain't she? You summoned us lady Valkyrie may ask what I have a thing I need you to carry to keep well We already have a carry. Do you want to?
With us? I'm sorry. I don't say actually Fiona will look at her and be like What do you need us to keep is it potentially dangerous because if so I cannot have that burden again the last time someone sent us to get something of power These people died and it was all because I wanted them to come with me Champs chance absent mind we place at the ring on this finger. I I'm the one that brought you back child.
I'm okay I mean I think we owe her right we do And for that may I ask what it is you want us to keep? She pulls out a shiny sword and she throws it into the ground in front of you Dibs this is cleave slush Leave slush Yes, I did I want a supercut of many train it pronounced everything Give me a back. Let me get the she carry Carrie called dibs on it with you see Fiona holding a sword and you were slow It's not my fault right. I I'm going to punch you later.
Do you want to know how it's spelled? No Is clv and then slush is l. Oh, oh sh Solish Solish It's a silly sword. It's cl ai oh m h ai Oh v m h You see and then the second word is s-o-l-a-i-s I think I got it.
What is okay? Can only the person who's worthy to wield it use it. I would glare at Carrie when I say this Did you say only if you were worthy? Yeah, because I use swords.
I know how to use them. Carrie. Please let me have this I have nothing I know but whose problem is that you're the one that traded the hoverboard for goddamn op-ats I'm sorry, but there's a bird flying in here all of a sudden It could be wielded by anyone, but it's it's designed for a specific purpose What purpose is that just lay gods? Okay?
I'm taking that. No, no, I will roll you for it. No, no, no, no Okay, you want only a god basically You're a demigod. Stop.
Yeah full god full god. You're demigod. Fuck you. It's for I could have I could kill other demigods Somebody saw what you it's for we're gonna get into DB easily when they can use it Do you want it?
You want to roll it? Right. So seriously DB is the only fault. I'm gonna use it to kill a god.
Yeah, I'll take the sword out the ground and I'll be like Who's after it? Well, anyone who doesn't want guys to be slain is after it But it may become useful because humans are building a god and the god needs to be killed wait What are you talking about? I cannot provide you any more information on this. So hey, why was it dangerous for you to carry the sword?
It's dangerous because I am often mingling with other deities who would have the sword destroyed It's hidden well amongst the secret Yeah The humans are trying to build a god and it must be destroyed the main concern is a war that is coming soon And the sword will be integral in that And all the people they're not people What are they? Yes, you there gods. There's a war of gods. Why are the gods going to attack humans all the sudden?
They're not are they attacking each other? Yes Is my father involved? They're all involved All these gods of wars This is not good The thrones will be tossed us under and new ones will rise You will all be instrumental in that I'm getting passed soon Not too soon But pieces are moving Ilyak to est What's that? The act is cast Yes, the die is cast and things are moving You are all in for great trials coming soon.
There are two more things I need to tell you Yeah One fate has determined one of you will experience time that may be I don't know what this means But the fate told me to tell you that one of you will experience something outside of time very soon Oh gosh And we'll have an important decision Wait, are you already? But it will have an important decision This is where it brings me to that It seems like the fates have a lot planned for you Also because you are fundamentally unprepared for a war that is coming I'm going to send one of my own harry-ar to train you I don't know what that is when he's coming What do you mean by that? Like I'm prepared strategy wise, I'm prepared skill wise because that's kind of an insult to me Being the daughter of the god of war Maybe she just means us I could train you too It is no concern to me if you're insulted by the truth Geez, my self-esteem is being taken a hit here I Terry's gonna look at her I don't know why it lost like our last two battles Seriously, I get stronger people It was my own fault I should have just So we trained to get stronger, right? Seriously, it's a fact that you guys lost against two other people These are gonna be way more strong You shouldn't be insulted, you should be honored that somebody's taking enough time to train you properly To be fair, we were losing and people even heroes have trouble with I know I'm sorry I brought that up It was wrong with me When will we be expecting their arrival?
She points out in the field and a figure comes walking out of the fog She's a medium-sized Japanese woman in traditional armor And she says, this is Tomoe, goes in She is one of my strongest on Harriars in a general She is here to train you She will train you in her special way It's not about Thursday, is it? I have plans What are you doing on Thursday? It's a super bear Tomoe says, the best training comes when you're least prepared Oh shit Chance ducks Good job Chance Great, no sleep Is there anything else you need to tell us about this future war we're going on? Will anyone else be involved?
Oh, then the gods That's the only information I can give you at this point I will be in touch I wish you well and on the menial task of slaying the humans god Please do that promptly What's the human's god's name? I we don't even know there's two possibilities So I'm asking Why wouldn't she tell us anything because why are people always so vague? She vanishes in your back in room 404 and there's a Japanese woman who can say It's Nelson there too Is she our age? Look at her, she looked like an adult No, she looks like an adult Hey Donaldson Where are you guys?
There is a big field and a Viking lady on a giant horse with extra ways We're going to need to work on that Remember what you said? What? Okay I'm going to talk to you about not talking too much But it's Donaldson It's Donaldson But remember what she just said? Trusts to know one outside of that place Hey, Donaldson can you see crazy Japanese lady?
Uh, yes Then you know something already She's a Tell me she bows and says I look forward to seeing you on the field of battle And then she jumps through the second story window And then she goes through the second story window and runs into the forest I had vowed to her as well Did you know that there was a second story to room 404? Because I did not Room 404 is on the second story Yeah In my head Yeah I did too Whoa, my mind is blown Now I got a fair chance of getting up the stairs on the hoverboard It's a hoverboard It's a hoverboard It's a hoverboard It's literally hover straight It stops at the set and then slowly rises Literally, I raised it Fiona is taking the sword That she used to wield And she's going to go over to which the area she's going to go to his own Because I figure we have those areas And she's just going to set it On the ch- I'm going to stab it into the guy She's going to set it Like on a shelf that she has And she's going to be like Until we meet again old friend And then she's going to like the sword I'm going to be like, Alex is there anything special about the sword? Uh yeah, it's very shiny Oh anything else? Like, scat-wise Hey Alex, Confuio, does she know it's very shiny?
Like, you know, activated power since she's not full, God I'm sorry It's a shiny sword I can't hear you over the bird That's flying through the air It slices, it dices It slices Um, one of the steps it has is a plot-based item So when it needs to do something real So we'll always have it Uh, plot I heard plot- Yeah, you can't eat that around here Yeah, okay, so some more time passes Ooh, how about that guys? Alright, Fiona's How to report now? Wait, wait, wait, before we do anything else Before Thursday comes up, Carrie and Fiona need to talk to Sophia Okay, but Tuesday's coming up first Yay, Tuesday Do you even go to class on Tuesday? I'll go until lunch Okay That's usually like the length of chances at Tetons fan We'll make it to lunch and then after Afternoon is just like, you know, whatever You guys did your report Chance you didn't do much work on it, but One of the other teams accidentally wrote your name on their report So you get there great and it did really well Yes So you got really great on it And I never even had to present a bad oil flush You, okay, so are you going to the horse races?
You bet Alright, so you go to the horse races And you see Mr. Clover There's a couple other people with him There's like a lady in a really nice dress And a kid about your age The same kid that you saw before in the really nice jacket And really cool shoes When, oh, who gave me the car? Yes Okay And Mr. Clover's like, hello Chance Oh, hey, a chance will actually give them all four leaf clover That he happened to take along the way Getting there because every clover that he finds is a four leaf clover Nice Except for the rare five leaf clovers Baby Are you really ready to show us what you got?
Yeah, sure I can do that and do that all day Alright So you guys go into the horse racing thing And he's like, you tell me what's a bet kid And we'll see how much we make Uh, okay Do you have to roll for it? Um, or are we doing it the same My intent would be to do the same way Uh, I did for the uh, the undergrad wrestling Yeah, that's fine How did you do it before? Oh, I was just like would point at names randomly Okay, yeah, um I'll assume I'll throw for it though Yeah, I'll roll for it Oh, that is, oh, that is really good Um, uh, well, it's a plus six You, you make some, you make some decent money Uh, Mr. Clover's quite impressed He says, so uh, where did you get your abilities?
Oh, it was a free accident, you know? I had a, oh, I wasn't always lucky, you know Well, after my parents died, I moved in with the I think I called him the Henderson's I don't remember I uh, you know, just had a straight guess of bad luck growing up And then uh, you know, kind of some free accidents happened And uh, all of a sudden everything seems to go my way Interesting Well kid, what are you doing in high school? You can make so much money out on uh, out on the open field Oh well, my uh, adopted parents say, you know, they uh, expect me to go to school So I go and, and I get bored and then I leave And sometimes I'm dead on underground wrestling or Right, right Or a casino, you know, I don't really want anything So, you know, I really want anything I really want, you know what, riches? Power?
I mean, riches are okay, but like, I don't know I never really had problems getting any of that One time when I died Hmm, right Well, I mean, I think you're aiming too low, man If you come join our organization, I mean, we could, with your help Uh, we could have more than you'd ever dream of And obviously your dreams aren't huge, you know, fancy Like you said, you don't have massive aspirations But uh, I do want to kill somebody But that's kind of different from the whole good luck thing Do you want to kill somebody? Oh yeah, real bad Hmm Maybe there's a quid pro quo We can help you get what you want You help us get what we want So uh, what exactly is your organization? It's just kind of, you know, off the books organization that I run Is it? Is it on mafia?
If you really want to call it that you could Oh, okay, that's fine See, okay, how about this? So there's a person you want to kill Uh-huh If you help us replicate the freak accident that happened to you To other people, we can help you get the man that you want Oh, okay, yeah, that should be easy All right If it's a hand up to shake, he's like If we shake on it, we'll have a deal We'll start uh, we'll start, we'll start working Okay, yeah, that's uh, okay, wait, okay, yeah, okay, I'm good with that All right, you shake your hands All right, so that's what happens on Tuesday You make a good bit of coin, you got a couple hundred dollars in your pocket You're feeling feeling good, feeling fat and sassy Um, definitely sass, I'm feeling sassy Yeah, somebody has promised to kill the person You want to kill now? You're scold in the arrow, so Well, yeah, I know that, yeah, I got it All right, so over to get Carrie, Carrie, what are you up to? Uh, I had a Sometimes it's sometimes past where we're gonna go to Thursday after everybody does Can I check in with Empress to see about her status of her finding the person I asked her to find?
Uh, yeah, she... so you asked her to find Phoenix or your grandfather? Phoenix, yeah Phoenix, uh, yeah, she found out a bunch of information Uh, she turns over a bunch of court documents It's a whole big pile of it, but she's like, it's a lot to go through, but it's all there Yes, this is perfect, how much do I owe you for this? Uh, well, the job's not totally done because we haven't found them yet, but I just have this information I'll tell you how much you owe me when the job is totally done Excellent, thank you very much, this is extremely helpful Yeah, this is all I got from all the court case to the imprisonment to the exoneration to the whole thing Cool, Carrie's gonna take that home and she's gonna read it like a Harry Potter novel Okay, okay, Fiona, what are you doing?
Okay, I just need Sophia to say that she had the plan just on Thursday, right? Yes, all right, I'm gonna go up to her after school, like a good student, I am still in school I'm gonna be like, so Sophia? Chances are great, dude, you did really well on that last report Sophia, what are you doing after school today? Is there anything there's that?
Yeah We're getting to Thursday once everybody does their piece Are you saying you're going up to her on Thursday? I thought you said today was Thursday, that's why I was like, sure Wait, we just had it To her before or whenever, before she goes off because I want to tell her not to spill the beans and to be very careful because of what the Valkyrie said and the fact that I'm very scared, Sophia is going to reveal too much to Penelope Okay, all right, that's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go up to where I'm gonna be like, so what are your plans after school today? Why do you want to know? Oh, I'm curious, I might want to, you know, maybe I'm not good at this Do you want to hang out at my house?
I have plans we can hang out tomorrow if you want Are we going to do training? Have you seen the lady yet? I have I seen the lady? No, not yet.
What are you doing, Sophia? You've been pre-all week, what are you doing all of a sudden? I don't have to explain myself to you. I thought this was what friends do, they talk, I'm, they talk We do talk and I will let talk to you, but you're not just asking questions, you're trying to, oh no, I'm not hanging out with just you so now you want to know everything I do?
You could have asked me to hang out any other day You're right, I'm... Harry's talking with Penelope and I'm trying to look out for you I do appreciate that though, I know you don't like her very much and I know sometimes she doesn't like me, she's not me, but sometimes people are kind of weird around her but shouldn't I keep an eye out for that instead of just saying it right? Yes, but I'm afraid you're going to tell her too much You need to keep a lid on what's going on Do you think I'm stupid? No, I just think you're a little loose lip You know if you're not going home Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay, I'll tell you if anything happens You need more faith in your friends Uh, test me if anything goes wrong, okay I'm not going to promise If Fiona stands there and she's just like...
So some time passes, there's a night, Sophia, are you going over to the sleepover? Oh yeah, I want to say this right here right now Fiona is in costume and she is outside Penelope's place Okay, she would have a... Told... Look, she's just trying to look out She would have told Carrie what she's doing You don't learn You're right, I'm worried, okay Okay, so you did tell Carrie right?
Yeah, you probably know She would have told both of them No, I was going to make a joke about how Fiona and Carrie are both spying in the bushes watching the sleepover them You see, like creepy Also, she is there for some reason and he's involved in the pillow for himself Okay, I was on the hoverboard I'm like just happy to go by So you creeped out of the girl's sleepover for a different reason? No, I was invited Carrie and Fiona To the sleepover and to the creeping No, just sleepover Fiona is like literally in costume I've brought Yatsay with him, of course Yeah, of course He's really good at Yatsay So yeah, Carrie and Fiona Fiona and her Crimson Champion costume Is out there It looks like a shitty costume Because it's just leather over a long sleeve teacher Jeeds Are you actually trying to hide? Yeah, of course Oh, god damn it Maddie, are you attempting to stealth? Here's my question Can I athletics up with Shari to stealth?
No Goddamn it Yes, that's how that works Yes, I'm stealthy Okay, what was your question? Carrie Ken, because I'm with her Can I use Boogie to help her stealth better? You can Roll, what skill do you use for Boogie Will? Yes Will Roll it like you were creating advantage So roll Will Roll with your Will Oh my god, damn So that is a plus six Plus six Okay, so you would There would be a plus three advantage So you get plus three to your stealth roll I, you see the talking Crimson Champion That talked about Crimson Champion show up there For some unknown reason She's trying to hide in the bush next to you I got plus three a plus five Plus five total?
Okay With the plus three advantage Okay, I don't think I could I guess I could be Kind of But Ah, that's only a four Alright, you don't notice some creepin Whoa Chance, are you also creeping or Are you rolling against? Are you rolling against Fusik to get invited? Alright Right Um Five plus five Alright, so you did get invited Yeah, it's a boy girl party Uh, immediately boy Uh Roll against Fusik to be the only boy god damn it Plus No, I like the idea that somebody would detect somebody else And she has got the text instead I'm gonna use a fake point To reroll that one Oh, shit Alright, that one's cocked Okay, that's a wash up plus four Plus four Um Alright, so Chance, you're not the only guy there There are Her mom's there, they're dead, so she don't Ha ha ha There are two other guys there Oh, there is sports kid Uh huh Oh yeah, sports kid Of course There's also a vidkit is there What is the last? So he's...
What the fuck? You got the heavy hooked up Now I do suspect a cruel intention Yeah Vidkit's cool, man Uh, when you get there, uh, Sophia You know what Chance is already there I'm Rod's head I got Chance, hi Hey, how's it going? Tonight you're here There's a... There's punch over there And there's some dip Um Sports kid, Rod Sliders Jennifer's like And Sophia, I know that you've been hanging out with uh With Vidkit over there Whatever everybody calls him So I invited him too for you But now thank you We've been becoming Peter friends He's got a lot nicer I'd like to think I'm a good influence Seems like you are Uh, and we invited Chance because Madre He was really gotta crush on him Oh, why did I know that?
Chance, you're not supposed to listen I'm here, I'm physically in the space Okay, that's here So, um, yeah, Madre is this girl She seems pretty cute, she seems to have a big crush on uh On Chance And she is like all up on his business all night Is that the one that was dressed like Sotana? No, I just made her up, so Oh, no It's a girl you haven't seen before Her name is Madre Oh, okay sure Alex, what do I roll to have to get people to have crushes on me? Oh my god, honey Oh, what? A new character Ohhh And that's where we'll call it I punch K I do the Hulk Thor punch thing Okay, so the sleepover goes pretty well Everybody's having a good time, there's a lot of punches, there's movies It seems like uh, Penelope's parents are pretty lenient about what they allow in their house Oh, we watch R-rated movies Well, that is totally so convenient It's like orgies, wine Yeah, it's just Penelope like she just had a single mom Her mom seems pretty well off And just pretty okay with everything Her mom's also having a sleepover upstairs Yeah Yeah, it seems like it's a party like a high-end party house It's like it's just a sleepover amongst like six people But it's like it's super well, I guess more like eight But it's like it's like super free for all parties So is there anything special you guys do at the the cool kids party?
Spin the bottle Oh, no That's what all the cool kids did Well, okay Very good, Princeton champions are sinking the coal is horrified at the thought But Sofia said like yeah, I don't know They think it's a great idea, spin the bottle everybody in Oh god, yeah What kind of bottle are we spinning? Um, no, I got it Sports Kid brought a you know one of those sports bottles They have for sports sink They're using the sports bottle Yeah, it's full of gin It's a crock helper Crock helper Yeah, okay It's a nice size last bottle Why do we know what kind of bottle it is? I was curious I wanted to know if there's an alcoholic bottle that had alcohol in it or not Oh, it used to yeah Chance wanted to see if it was radioactive enough so he could use the ring To make it stop on battery I don't need that Yeah, you guys are playing through the bottle Is Sofia playing or she's sitting out? You wanted teen stuff I know No, Maddie wanted teen stuff No seriously Ah Alex, do I hear anything on the police scanner app I have on my phone?
No, your city's pretty quiet Okay, well, I'm just making sure I'm an earbud in my ear The police scanner on but I'm still creeping like a creep Okay, Sofia, are you? No, kids actually play spin the bottle Yeah, I don't know what the kids do these days I think they sex each other I don't know what they did in my day either I think they're now using spinners to spin the bottle Yeah, I still have sleepovers Okay, they did do that There's no thing I do happen at one point And this is we know enough about teens as much as Hollywood writers or whatever You're playing spin the bottle No, wait, wait, no, none of us know if she plays Mine she doesn't Of course I get a blank Mine she doesn't play Okay, everyone kind of like friendly teens as you for being a spoil sport But they're like, oh, you don't have to play Vicod also sits out and he's like, yeah, I don't want to get embarrassed By having someone refuse to kiss me either Aww Sofia high fives him Wait, has Sofia had a first kiss? Yes? Yes?
No No All right, so Chance, you're playing through the bottle Who are you trying to physique a kiss out of? You know who would be really good at this? Fiona Uh, since Chance now has heard that Madry has a crush on him Uh, it'll be it'll be Madry All right, I don't know what to do about her but sure why not Okay, cool He doesn't want sports kid to punch him Hahaha Roll physique Sofia texts Fiona They weren't any place to spin the bottle and I said no Uh, A plus four Plus four? All right, you, you, you, it's Muja on Madry It's been a bottle goes well Everybody's having a good time After I get that text I'll be like, hey I still think you're cool even if you didn't play Because I know all the cool kids play So at this point Sofia knows that Fiona is watching the bar No, no, no, no, no She's just texting because she promised she would I also texted her don't drink or eat anything there That you didn't bring yourself What if Chance or somebody else brought it?
Chance is fine I don't know about everyone else Just to be safe I could be really mean and say Fiona Roll's still for having silenced your phone I wanna know about this I wanna say this No kidding, okay Okay, no, that's what they're not She did As a team in high school My phone was always on the buzzing feature I turned off click sounds and everything like that And I had my brightness down My phone was off when I was in school And I had a phone But I'm not gonna cut it in the cellphone What are you texting? Well, I can't even hear it I couldn't even hear the phone yet No, no, no, no, no We have co- We have co-reys I'm gonna rush you some more later Alex Folks that can't get me going I don't think it's gonna be a little telegraph If they do catch your texting What are they seriously gonna even get mad about it? Everybody texts nowadays Wait, are you talking about in school? No, when I'm in school You're at the No, no, no, no, what I'm saying is I was gonna make Fiona roll Because if she's sitting outside of the window texting And they just hear bloop bloop Outside of the window Oh, I was saying it to Sophie And I was like, no Not sure everybody's on their phones there Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no Sophia's texting People would definitely care if you're sitting outside of the The bedroom window looking inside That's a little more concerning Alright, the sleepover goes pretty well They do ask you Chance and Sophia to describe All the stuff that happened when you died Because they're super interested Let's see Well, we were fighting this weird guy In like a golden suit with laurels and stuff I'd like to roll a report to report Yeah To give them like a taste But make it sound like I'm giving them more Than I'm actually giving them Okay Kind of embellishing it maybe a little bit Should I roll like something to see if I'm helping?
I don't know what you I don't know Just like Look at us he's talking about yeah that Like emphasizing a story Like what are you what are you trying to hold back exactly? Um Let's hold back names And I would not since well I wasn't in the room when it happened So I will not talk about the deal with the demon Yeah, okay Fair enough But Elipy's like Didn't Sophia did you tell me that there was a Sort of Valkyrie? Did I? That was Allison Oh no way No, you didn't tell her Yeah, you told her That's a good There are lots of people Oh interesting So so they let you out?
Oh, not exactly I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know, I don't know I just don't know, I don't know I don't know Well it's cool that you did, I'm just wondering how I mean if I ever die I want to know how to get out Oh we went through Good Hell and There was a path, we were like there were like a touristy so we were just able to leave And we walked past the line of everybody waiting to get in And then there was a tunnel that let out And did anyone tell you why? You got out? I mean nobody stopped us Yeah, I don't think anybody actually did tell us Oh that's really weird, it's strange Because that's usually not how the afterlife works for anybody I was like you got help I don't know, I've never been dead before I mean other than that time, I mean I've never been dead before that Well I mean I've been down to the underworld a couple of times with family trips and whatnot But it's like I've never seen it work like that where people just get to roam around free And not being really tightly guarded lines Oh we didn't get out We didn't get out, we didn't get out We were on the river sticks but we got out of the boat and got on the shore Oh yeah, maybe that's what happened I don't know, maybe You swam through the water Say little deeply Oh there was a bridge Oh interesting Well I friend made the bridge Oh that's bizarre Okay and that's all they ask about that What is there anything else you guys are planning on doing at the sleepover? That is different Hey Alex was everybody's PJ's look like Jennifer she's wearing she's like a light she was like light blue with white spots on it Stephanie she's wearing like like gray with red lines Sports kid has sports PJs with big balls on them Here we take pictures Hell yeah Fuddies Madry she's wearing flower print And Vickyt is wearing one with old Nintendo systems on it or like Sega Genesis or whatever Council war He's not just wearing a ratty t-shirt and a pair of old bucksers What are you what are you guys as PJs?
Um so Chance on this bunny so he bought a pair of like Like a dark blue sweatpants and on the butt it says pink on them But he thought it was funny because you know the pants are blue they're not pink And then he's got a t-shirt from um It's one of those like rare misprinted shirts that you know it's got like the words on it The words are backwards on it, but somehow he was able to get it would be like a collector's I'm some people but he got it because he thought it was funny. Gotcha gotcha What about a Sophia? Probably like an orange tank top with a really big daisy on it And like just simple gray pants or something Nice PJs the sleepover goes well Kerry what are your PJs like pancakes and more? Just leave it outside James or what did I sneak out of?
Okay My PJs when I get home from crime fighting is gonna be a red tank top Yeah, no actually you know what? It's a short-sleeved red panda suit thing she wears it because she thinks it's fun and she's like I can be fun Oh, I'm so sad. I can be fine. Well too fair.
She probably is sad right now. She's laying down just curled up little panda pajamas I'm fine. I will say this. I'll give you all the feels you've never had in this podcast at group Media will I will say this if we are done watching them creep I probably will have and have invited you over to my house You know what fiana when she gets that text we'll come over in the red panda outfit and she'll be like I can be fun.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine These are just paying the pay-to-pay-win version of that. Yes. You're fun If we go in and we lay down our license got one in a tadaq. Yeah, Donaldson's duck.
Yes, it's a bitch All right I have to be grown as man. I don't know Something Donaldson needs some fun in his life All right, so next day next day next day Well the weekend happens tell me what y'all do for the weekend other than my nightly patrols And me continuing to get my license. I will try to search for That woman. I can't pronounce her name too.
Yeah, it's gonna say I'm oh whatever Tomay you're just like Do you need me to spell it? No, it's yes. Yeah, I want to tell it do mo e Last name G-O-Z-E-N So after I do all that Excuse me. I'm gonna look for a tome Fine tome.
Well tome. I'm sorry. I keep mispronouncing it and if I happen to run into Sophia. I will be like hey How was the sleepover?
I mean, how was your plans yesterday? I thought you were getting all my texts you were answering to her if you know I was but I just wanted the you know people People also talk in person as well. It's not all about the screens. I sort of watched the documentary last night with my moms About Screen time and how it's we're losing the personal connection and everything like that She seems a little bit more that we had a sleepover.
I will be a little bit more perky. I'll be like I had a sleepover with Carrie That's awesome. Should I have a good time? You wanna know something?
It was so much fun. You we should have another one next weekend you and Carrie Maybe we'll put chance okay Sleepover to you school. You wasn't weird Chance, what are you doing? Um I'm going to gather the ingredients necessary to recreate the freak accident that caused me to become Chance Okay.
All right. You're doing that. Carrie. What are you doing?
Um either looking through the file or um Probably trying to catch up on more stuff because things are still fairly shiny and new Okay, I don't really know what to do when my friends are not here All right, I could ask What's in the file Alex? Oh in the file It's all about a court case about how he was arrested for a murder and then it was exonerated when the grandfather was arrested correct Yes, yes, okay, so you tell me what's in the file? It's your scaredest back story. All righty because I'm very excited to tell this Uh phoenix is uh the codename of a teenager at the time whose name was philex moon years and he was arrested for the murder of Carrie but after During the court case it was revealed that he didn't actually kill her it was Carrie's grandfather who was mind-controlling him and So he did not have to actually go to prison for killing his best friend right so that is what you find out about the court case I'm probably gonna get really pissed and start breaking things.
Okay. You breaking stuff uh in your in your apartment Uh chances gathering freak accident gear There's several black cats walking around in his house Fiona Yes, um you you during one of your nightly patrols you come across um in one of the parks like there's a large section of the park It's all snowy and there's a couple of snowmen There like out of nowhere and it shouldn't be there because your area isn't usually very snowy and you haven't had a lot of snow uh recently So yeah, I will walk over And I will look around the area but confused ready to pull out my sword at my shield Okay, you you notice there's a number of feet feet prints in the snow because people like uh have made snowmen in it How unusual so this is probably been here all day. I'm assuming no it looks like it just happened at night Is there all the same footprints correct or is it all there's like there's like four or five people's feet prints. How about God, I'm so confused.
This is weird. It gets some snow. Yeah Founding no one that I know of would create snow at this time because they haven't before Right, I'm gonna keep what does snowman look like scrap snowman to me? Oh, they're just stonman that people would make they're just three balls with some sticks for arms They're not like professionally made.
They're just kind of rolled up. Okay. It looks like someone had a snowball fight after they made them So they're like all kind of pelted and indented. Oh, yeah, uh, the chick that you know tried to hit on the first time her last name was Yeah, but there's also okay, so it's I'm just curious.
Yes. That was a nice grab what her powers are because it might not be something that's out of your order If she's just like fucking I might have some fun with my power Yeah, but nay is supposed to figure that out. She's one for trolling whatever is there anyone around here. Oh, stay out loud No, no, it looks like uh, whoever was there had left a while ago.
All right Maybe like an hour. What do I okay? I want to roll something. I'll tell me what to roll for what investigate perception Well, then roll perception like if you're receiving a thing or investigative for investigating a thing Nothing on all those Inception, but there's investigate.
Does it have anything to do with Greek mythology? North wind well, there is an investigate skill. I know I don't have an app. Yeah, and I got A-1 tell me what I learned you learned that there's no on the ground and someone has snowball fight I keep controlling the city.
All right, but I'm going to remember that and I'm gonna like make passes at it at random times continuously Just be like, oh did you take a picture with your phone each time you each time you pass it the area seems to be a bit smaller So it's melting okay I'm a mental note of this and I want to ask Jennifer chill about this tomorrow Yeah, when I ask her out again and I laugh continuously Chance what do you want? Oh, you're gathering stuff. You do anything other than gathering stuff? Um, I don't know How's the ring feeling after about a week?
Um, you still feel emanating a little bit of power, but um It's still not getting like easy to use. Mm-hmm. No, so no results on just kind of like I have the power No, yeah, no No, it doesn't seem to be super easy to use like it feels like it requires some sort of like mental Training that you don't seem to have okay Or an attunement or an attunement. Yeah, I should be attunement to do it.
It's been more than a day If if chance had some extra time he would uh having having heard uh mr. Clover's words About how he could use his powers for personal gain better. Uh, I was like, yeah, maybe Maybe I could have a little extra spending cash around the old chance crib That way your room is called the chance crib. Oh, the chance crib.
Hossa the gates Hossa the gates I'm surprised his last name isn't triple sevens All right, kara what are you up to you read those files when you do next? Let's see. I'm still pretty pissed. So I think i'm milk off maverick Okay, how's so um Where's the flat located is it like in the city or is it kind of like in the suburb?
It's in the city You're a little bit away from the schools a little bit out in the suburb area But you like you're like downtown really nice real estate on the 13 floor. I'm going to Numbers yeah, it is another be on the 6th floor 17 was that the show? Oh my god. I don't know.
I was just making a giggle because 13 is considered an unlucky number But so tell us don't have a floor 13 I know I'm probably going to Grab some like dark clothes and like maybe a ski mask and just kind of like go smash up a 7-11 I'm just beyond pissed at this point. Is the crimson crusader champion gonna find her? Yeah, are you doing it day later or evening? Um depending on when I read it if it's probably if I was already home Uh, it was a weekend wasn't it?
I'm trying to like piece shit together. We have a three-day weekend broad fucking daylight screw it I'm mad. Oh shit. I'm just gonna smash up the corner store because I'm mad okay There's a chance I'll be there but it's like fall no you're smashing up the corner store You like you expect people to like resist or be upset But you smash up the whole corner store and nothing seems to happen what?
Oh, yeah people in the store. Yeah, there's one guy. He's he's upset like he's trying to call people with the phones working What okay the demon oh my god, um, how you gonna eat your venge if you're in jail? Fuck so but nothing else other than the guy like trying but the phone's not working Yeah, he's trying to he's like he's like good audio and he's like trying to call the phones not working and Okay, I'm just gonna scream like as loud as I can and but he's just gonna explode and just everything glass around me He's just gonna shatter and I'm just gonna walk out and start walking to the nearest park Okay, um as you're walking out you see a driver putting on a pair of gloves and walking into the store behind you Oh, no, I'm gonna look at him.
I say what are you doing? I'm cleaning up. Why? Uh, I'm here to facilitate your revenge.
If that means cleaning up messes you make that's what I do Okay If you'd rather me let him get home. I can do that. Just don't hurt him. Okay, and she's gonna walk out and she's gonna take out her phone Um, do I have Catherine's phone number did we exchange numbers because I know I gave her my address Uh, she didn't have a phone at the time.
So she didn't give you a number. No new phone who dis And I am a parent and my parents aren't on any kind of Um social media so I can't yeah figure out how to find them I'm gonna google myself because I want to see if anyone else remembers who I am. Okay, so you're googling yourself Yes, do you come up with nothing? Like there's a bunch of links, but every time you link to one it's a 404 error Go to the crew I've set up the list that has all the crossroad demon stuff, right?
Yep I'm gonna start gathering that stuff and I'm gonna look for the nearest grassroots that I can bury it at Okay, uh you're doing that Matt, eventually you get a call or you don't get a call you hear a police scanner that there's a fire at a convenience store Oh god. I will is there any oh god. I don't want to make it seem like I don't care. Is there anyone who made the call?
The fire it's just over the the scanner. We are saying report of a fire downtown I'll suit up and I'll head to the fire. All right. It's just some firemen fighting Uh convenience store that's just like massively ablaze.
Is there is the employee out of there? No, all right Mio no Will pull out her shield. Okay lego marble heroes We're captured america. He'll pull out fires and protect himself with a shield Google people I'm going to do the exact same thing.
It's right into the building and searching for the guy Uh searching for what guy? The I didn't see the convenience store employee out of the fire correct right, but you don't know that you don't know who that is I'm gonna ask is there anyone left in there firemen like nope, they were just went out the fire before spreads All right, so long as everyone's safe and sound out of there. They're trying to put out the fire Okay, I leave I can't do anything here. Okay, if I learn that there's a goddamn dead man I love how you didn't ask the start of the fire because I told driver not to hurt him Just hurting them.
It's it's another thing on my conscience because I'm like damn it I asked I asked I asked a hundred percent correct Pain is not necessary for death. Um is there anyone you asked him? It was in there You didn't ask how it started or if anybody was alive you just asked it It's like I'm on a fire. There's already one in there.
I won't ask this stuff already. Oh the fire start Chance. What were you up to you're making money making money? I forgot.
How are you going about making money again? Um gambling In what ways are you going about gambling on the internet? Are you doing CS go a lot of stuff no no no not video games like One of those like stupid online gambling houses Okay, but like one that's not a ripoff. What is that one?
Reality Kings or the ones who do uh The ones who ever dies for like it's the like the super nerdy guy holy wazokash surrounded by uh attracted women. Yeah You want to be that guy? I think it's like two years ago Okay Sophia what are you doing? Well, Japanese lady hasn't popped up on any of us yet, right?
Oh Okay, well then Sophia's gonna take stuff in her own hands and she's gonna ask her parents if on the end She can sign up for classes to learn how to shoot her gun better And maybe hang out with like a spirit medium or something for a while so somebody can teach her how to control the hamsters better All right, yeah, they're like whatever you want there A little southern right one of my real southern Hey mom Ria so Okay, Sophia's training on her own. Yeah, they're like yeah, we can sign you up for stuff But one night you're walking in your home down towards your room and everything starts to go a bit white Around you and you find yourself in like a blank hallway walking and just echoes all around and in the distance You see a figure kind of floating in front of you, but they're hazy and kind of blurry Hi, who are you? I am infinity. Hi, I'm Sophia.
You have a choice to make in the future. Okay. I would like to show you the possible futures Like christmas Yeah, uh, you see a lot of images around you most notably you notice an adult you and an adult Fiona fighting one another And Fiona adult Fiona's like it's been a long time and then you're like, yeah Which I would never met you and then like you're sitting to fight and feeling it like Sam's you through the chessboard sword What? Is it in the god sword you got?
Yeah, it looks kind like that sword. Yeah I need comment god I'll then you see you see some you see some other futures one where there's like a shining figure floating in the air and everything is decimated and ruined and all of your bodies are fluent about and There is another one in which golden arrow Is commanding an army of people who are worshipping him like a god and he's taking over the the country And like she told you a bunch of like terrible futures But these these three are three separate different futures infinity says you are allowed to ask me one question And that is where we will leave off Alex, why do you hate Fiona? I don't hate Fiona Like I said no, look to be fair. We don't know if Sophia goes evil.
Oh my god I'm just this timeline Sophia grown up I'm just scared I don't want to kill anyone and I want to fight you And I have been your game mustard. Have you can find me on twitter at happy puke I'm bailey and I've been scary care and you can find me at ironic adventures. I no longer have a fast food dumpster I'm saving that goof for highly logical. I suppose I'm Maddie and If you are you find me at punsinger Maddie and guys help me make it so I don't have to fight Sophia Just pay $200 extra Pay $200 I'm Matthew and you can find me at matthew and morris I'm Nicole and I place if you had the ham stars and you can find me at nmhyther hu scr He's tweeting more guys.
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Do it When I like every oh go ahead. I'm sorry. No, you go I was gonna say I would like everybody tell me who you ship so figure with because there are three ever ones going and I want to know Three ships going Yes, the friend. Which one of the one of the three ships carrying Sophia and vid good These are all ships by the way Oh because first off there might be some hate stuff going on because of infinity Dang it off We have to wait right behind the curtain.
We have to wait like an entire month before we can figure out what the heck's going on Nature Alex Too much because he interrupted Bailey is an ice field smoke it well man. We can't dominate the whole show with us I try not to anyone. I'm gonna do a video thing. We can do a video thing later.
We'll do like a highly logical log I don't give a fuck oh No, you guys need an after show It's me bread Brad if somebody does a podcast where they try to theorize about what's happening in this podcast. I will come myself I have several theories, but usually right