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EPISODE · Oct 29, 2025 · 4 MIN

Gentlemen Don’t Fish

from Beatniks Bumtrips Bullshit · host Jedidiah Jackson

A Beatnik Poem read by a powerful woman in bed“Gentlemen Don’t Fish “By Sean https://open.spotify.com/show/5wLSeBa5k0ykpBMVWI0h5Q?si=em9UGJuXSV2bKBiz3l8ofwGentleman don't fishWhat you consumeIs what you're connected tooI would like to say my karma is getting smallerBut I don't know Sitting in the forest doesn't helpThe unravelling of the webSurvive seven daysI was caught using a stumpBeing a builderThat's badTossing craw-dads onto shoreThey get stressed out Lose hopeThe shape of desireIs like a blockadeTo the truthThe poor cricket jumped into the waterWe have pears and apples but no cherriesNo tea for me this morning Decaf ChillhopWhen will I find the bass I'm looking for?Too lazy to build itStuck like a branch half under the riverbottomBury a earth boring dung beetleWild animal Crossing referencesThis poem just lost its coolEven though its apostrophes are all lined upA whack with a net gets worry out of your mindEven when your wife might be leaving the islandA money-tree will get you up off the groundTooth licking gum decayAdventures at a podiumGet your party outfit together Die your hairSoil music on the outdoor DJ setupSamples blathering on and onCauses me to spam BLeft bumper works tooZip line through restlessnessWaiting to talk to my favorite psychiatrist Catch a flea off your bird-friendHigh Andean CondorCovered her song back in highschoolFruityloop carrot logoThe hype place right nowGovernment plazaWhat's your damage?Beefcake tankSips a smoothie Crazy fireCephalopods don't need friends to be intelligent Old tires are usefulBeyond swingingRadial band grow a gardenShow your mange to the receptionist Redeem my milesHose reelDixie texhniqueCool is your boot bigger than lifeJust give me my screensPlay it low-keyLove always demands thisLips sealedDemand nothing Never forget the goal to disappear Goes way beyond the bodyHafiz knew thingsNo one can knowA star can catch you and reel you inBuckets of effulgence The best time of your lifeShould be right nowPatience to the patients needing a cureBright kids playing by themselvesPolishing touchesFour thousand bell butterflyQueen AlexandriaGenerating for no reasonLong enough to be ignoredMeaningless red stripe across your noseRenounce meTo the heart of the houseMore Irish or Scottish?He prefers one over the otherBilingual record collection Push pull cadenceLost in a mirageHypnotized by a belief By a moodTota-BoleroMastery would mean the ability to feel anything Regardless of a wanted poster

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