Geographically Impaired

Raise your hand if you've always suspected your GPS is judging you... Geographically Impaired was written by Sebastian Michaels and performed by Scott Wachter, Producer, Get a Grip Studios (@FS_Wachter) and Julie Scala of Restless Shores podcast. Sebastian Michaels is Executive Producer @ Humdrum Media / Co-Founder of the Audio Fiction Network (an audio fiction community: https://discord.gg/duQYcmd). A sort of creative type. Does weird stuff that usually involves either writing, music, weird sounds and/or computers. Self-proclaimed Audio Fiction Nerd. Scott Wachter is an award winning podcast producer from Canada. Connect with him on Twitter @FS_Wachter. Julie Scala is a passionate, female voice-over artist offering commercial, narration, e-learning, telephony and audiobook services from her home studio in Portland, Maine. Find her at [email protected]. TRANSCRIPT GPS: In 50 meters turn right on Goddard Aveenue. GRANDMA: Don't turn right there Matthew. There's construction. I know a shortcut. MATTHEW: The GPS says to turn there Grandma. I'm not sure we should take any shortcuts - don't want to get lost. GRANDMA: The GPS is wrong. Turn left at the stop sign. GPS: Turn right GRANDMA: Turn left. I grew up in this neighbourhood. SOUND: BLINKERS, TURNING LEFT. GPS: Turn right (BEAT) recalculating. In 30 meters turn left. GRANDMA: Stay straight. GPS: Turn left. SOUND: SOUNDS OF AN ACCIDENT (AN OVER THE TOP ONE) GRANDMA: That's not nice. GPS: Are you geographically impaired? If so, please leave the navigating to me. GRANDMA: Excuse me?! I will have you know I am in my prime! SOUND: SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE THE END