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We’re back, and three of our four kids now have braces. Maria is also melting down copper, not for the kids’ braces, but to bust the chemtrail clouds above her house. Life has been as busy as ever with Viv’s birthday party and the twins’ birthday party, plus multiple performances by Chris Brown, Usher and Danielle. We also discuss Mackin’s claim that four times more sex equals four times more money. Danielle gives an update on a fibroid flare-up that disguised itself as a pregnancy scare for a hot minute. And the Child of the Week rankings are back. One kid got straightened out by an expander and shared his sweepstakes winnings when nobody else would have. One showed up to pickup basketball with a broken wrist just to support the team. One got all A’s and one B, but still no Instagram. And one is just slow. He takes forever to do anything. Thank you for listening. We love you all, and we’ll see you next episode.