Good morning, Americans. It's Friday. It's Friday Friday the 13th. Aren't we supposed to be afraid today?
By the way, I'm very sorry for getting on late today I usually record these the night before but I had such a head cold last night and I it is continued today And I've just I finally went to Walgreens and I bought Daytime non drowsy severe cold and flew something or other capsules that I'm going to take and you know One of the things I'm grateful for is that generics cost a lot less money one of the things I'm not grateful for is Packaging that is next to impossible to get these gel caps open. I'm going to need a sharp knife And I'm not feeling good and I don't want to do a sharp knife. Well anyway Ah, let's talk about I don't know nine reasons to be grateful that it's Friday the 13th My Alexa didn't even recognize my voice. I mean, that's that's how bad it was.
It's better now not much but better now Ah, why should we be grateful about Friday the 13th? I you know what I did I went into my favorite chat GPT and I said hey give me nine reasons to be grateful for Friday the 13th Let's kind of go through some of them Friday the 13th gives us a reason to laugh at black hats and broken mirrors instead of running away screaming I like cats I like black cats And I've never understood the broken mirror thing and it's supposed to be like seven years of bad luck I have no idea the perfect day to prove that your bad luck isn't exclusive to Mondays You know, I remember talking to a very religious friend of mine once I'm getting ready to sneeze I'm gonna have to shut the microphone off when that happens. I hang on There I sneezed off Mike. Wasn't that nice of me?
Anyway, I was talking to a very religious friend of mine who's saying, you know, the Lord will bless you every day I said yes, that's good. Yes, and she was and when bad things happens. It's because and I said stop right there And she said what I said every day in part of my French. I said I said to I said every day shit happens Sometimes it's good shit.
Sometimes it's bad shit. You just got to keep going through it, man You just got to keep going through it. There's no day associated with what's gonna be good stuff or bad stuff Ah Friday finally a Friday where you can blame everything on the date including spilling your coffee twice I don't drink coffee So I've never spilled it I'm drinking right now as to get some electrolytes at me Gatorade zero and it has a little space I just looked at this to put your name on it because it's a small bottle. I guess for kids in school, but sippy sippy hang on It's a great excuse to binge watch horror movies and pretend you're not terrified of your own shadow horror movies don't scare me The only horror movie that ever scared me was the original exorcist.
I got to tell you I didn't realize what was coming on that one But that one scared me but none of the others have ever seen Friday the 13th and ease all of all of the they've never scared me As a matter of fact I remember going to see Friday the 13th with my sister-in-law Years ago at the carob theater in clearwater And she said I'm on popcorn. I said wait for one more murder right after the murder. I will run get popcorn There's a shit and I went and got popcorn. She was he was very grateful for that But anyway, yeah, her sister did not like going to scary movies and she did and I kind of liked them They're used to like them and so off we went and had popcorn I got back in time for the next killing which was good Uh, you can feel rebellious by walking under ladders or daring your friends to say bloody mary in the mirror I don't know what the bloody mary in the mirror things.
I know what beetle juice beetle juice beetle juice there I said it three times means let me look around and see you do everything. Okay. Yeah, everything's good I guess everything's good Ugh voices getting ready to crap out on me. So I'm only gonna do one more and there's like three or four more Uh, I'm like let me glance at them.
I haven't read them. I'm just glancing It's a reminder that bad luck is really just your cat knocking over the plants for the 13th time speaking of my cat last night I'm sick as a dog my little cat Ramona yesterday I'm sitting in the chair and Ramona is sitting on the side of my next to my arm and she digs her something happened There was a noise outside car made a noise outside She dug her nails into my skin on my arm and I panicked and lifted my arm and she dug into it I'm gonna tell you it was like a horror movie blood cascading everywhere. She felt very bad about it Uh, I had a hard time getting the blood, you know, I'm bleeding to stop it was just weird and then last night when I'm sick She's like, I don't know whether she's feeling guilty or what but she's all over my bedroom. She's jumping on my back She's jumping on my shoulders.
She's just finally I had to take her out into the living room And you know say you say out here and I went and closed my door Ah I just you know, it's it's just one of those things. Don't worry about Friday the 13th Uh 13 is my lucky number I just like anything that has threes in it and 13 has a three in it and a one which is a multiple of three I don't know I don't do math Anyway, I'm gonna spend the weekend getting better Thank you so much for joining us today. We will see you next time if I can get this Hey, I'm medicine open. I'm going to take it.
I don't like to take medicine and then come on to wisdom microphone Where are my kids? Oh, I should get my grandkids. So have a wonderful day. Bye.
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