Getting Fellatio From A Seagull - This is NOT A How-To Tutorial

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000   The Awkward Nerds Who Work At Computer Stores 2:20.269   Old Man Freaks Out Because He Calledd The Wrong Number 6:51.859   Toothless Granny Vs. Stinky Trans Woman 9:33.134   Old Asian Dude Either Wants To Fight Or Have Sex With Young Man 12:29.252   Airport Freakout Over Human Trafficking Suspicion 15:05.300   Daniel Larson Has Scabies And Keeps Getting Kicked Out Of Businesses 18:57.523   Finally Some Great Sounding Fisting! 24:40.029   Support DV! Thank You, Freaks! 27:03.032   Forcing A Penis Down A Seagull's Gullet 28:15.009   Bashing A 4 Years Old's Head Against A Godt Damn Concrete Pillar 31:03.594   Mike Tyson And Ric Flair Team Up For Boner Health 34:55.497   Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 37:51.475 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow