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EPISODE · Aug 12, 2015 · 0 MIN

GI Insurance (20/365)

from 365Jokes · host Matt McClain

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones started by explaining the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you do not have GI insurance, and you go into battle and are killed, the government only has to pay $6000 to your beneficiaries. Now, which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

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