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Giant Bombcast 520: Nice Meme, Jeff (Premium)

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This week on the podcast train, we give up our seat for Metal Gear Survive, hold the door for Burnout Paradise Remastered, glance suspiciously at Atari's cryptocurrency, and strike up a friendly conversation with your emails.

This week on the podcast train, we give up our seat for Metal Gear Survive, hold the door for Burnout Paradise Remastered, glance suspiciously at Atari's cryptocurrency, and strike up a friendly conversation with your emails.

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Giant Bombcast 520: Nice Meme, Jeff (Premium)

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Hi, it is Tuesday, February 20th. Hello, 2018, 220, you know what that means. What does that mean? Get half fucking play half baked?

Yeah, not full. Watch half baked. That's right. Eat some Ben and Jerry's.

Okay. Yeah, which one? Half baked. Oh, they have them?

Yeah. Fish cookie dough and brownie batter. Okay. It's all right.

It's not like a cherry Garcia. Yeah. Better than Jerry Garcia. Yeah.

I think so. Doesn't take much by what standard. By the standard of like, we could take a shit in the corner and it'd be like, yeah, you know, that's bad, but this is not the Grateful Dead man. Oh boy.

You know, I don't think there will be a lot of people in our audience that take issue. No, there's someone else, they're gonna know, man. I don't think we're gonna go get it. They're out on Twitter right now, so.

They're out on Twitter. Are they actually out there? I don't know. Is there still some work, some sort of the Grateful Dead.

When I first moved to your actually. Yeah, the house that we rented. Like an Airbnb kind of thing. He was leaving his house because he was going to go on to her with the dead and follow it, though.

Okay. There are quite a few houses in the city that you will hear some story about. The Grateful Dead or Janisöppel or something like that. Oh, I'm sure.

Hey, they did this on the doorstep. again, they took a shit and then the door started to be like, wow, it's what they're known for. Yeah, that and fancy ties. Mm, yeah, really?

Big in the suits. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Okay, gang's all here. Yeah, come on.

Yep, yep, that's that. Dop a train. I said to the conductor, get me to San Francisco. I got a podcast to do.

And he said, please, there got behind the line. Pull the whistle. Yeah. Old board.

I heard part was a mess this morning. Part was a mess this morning. Bar's a mess most mornings, but it was especially a mess this morning. You got any of those new trains?

Yeah, they're nice. They're nice. They're not from the 70s. Yeah, they're like three inches taller.

They're smell good for now. For now? So yeah, I'm really excited about our two-month period of nice bark, clean trains. Yeah.

Just markers and take that train your own. Maybe just write some nice messages like, hey, you're going to get that raise or... Yeah, some positive, like, affirming graffiti. Yeah.

Have you seen those passive aggressive bar ads? No. I like... Hey, your backpack looks really cool, but please, it doesn't need a seat and put it on the floor if it's a crowded train.

It's just like shaming you into the train that you get. Some people need it. Some people do not get it. That's fair.

As somebody who has been entering the train with a big old medical boot and a cane, you'd be surprised at the lack of compassion from some people who are... I would not. Honestly. Yeah.

I would definitely not be surprised at a lack of compassion from people. From your fellow man? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Slically. So I took my son on his first butt ride this weekend. Yeah, that's fun.

The kid loved trains. He calls him... That's... Whoa-woo-woo-woo-woo.

Okay. But he was just so happy and fascinated with the entire thing and he cried when... You know, we had to leave and stuff, but it's just like, I want to get the hell off this thing. I don't want you to touch anything.

Don't just keep your hands. Don't put your mouth on anything, whatever you do. Disgusting. Yeah.

That he integrates. You should just put what's all tips on your car? Yeah. Just the man who likes to shout woo-woo.

Then you should really meet him halfway on that side. Get it. Yeah. Wherever you go.

Yeah. You're in... I'm saying you're probably gonna be the next Bub-Rub. Okay.

As all children to the side. Yeah. That's right. Exactly.

We should all try to get there. World needs a new Bub-Rub. It's now more than ever. I don't know.

If not now, when... If not... If not... If not...

Yeah. What's up with the Bub- Bub-Rub. I haven't heard much. I haven't heard much.

You know what I've been rubbing? Yeah. There was a... I think even the like where are they now pieces on Bub-Rub are now like really old.

He showed up on that. What the fucking show? The Comedy Central show that fucking sucked. The Rub-Rub.

Here to go. No, not the Rub. Here to go. Here to go.

No, the Rub-Rub. That's a fucking good guess. That's a good description. Um...

Toshpointo. Oh, oh. Oh, that's good. He was on there.

Oh, it's like a web redemption. Look, I've watched it. Yeah, I guess. No, it's like a Toshpointo.

I'm not a big fan, but I like the soup. And I like that for that. Yeah. I thought maybe Toshpointo will think that it's Toshpointo.

I thought it was back. Joel McHale's got a show on Netflix. Yeah, I'll show him Netflix. I tuned in and I'm like, oh, this is that thing again.

And Netflix is doing like a Joel McHale fronted title. It was a shitty video. It was a Joel McHale. Starring.

Wow. Yeah. Joel McHale starring Joel McHale. John Henson was better.

He was a guy. The guy was a good boy. Yeah. Yeah.

He was... It doesn't need a name. It would be the whistle meme now. The internet was new and shiny.

As opposed to anytime anyone says anything, even remotely clever on the internet, people go like, nice memes. Like, that's not... Hey, you mess me and Jeff. Nice.

Hot meme. Yeah. Not like a meme to the ultimate meme. That's right.

That's where I'm at. I'm on the anti-meme team. Oh, no. It's speaking about memes.

Damn, Daniel came out two years ago. Wow. Wow. Yeah.

Where were we going to happen? Daniel. That's... I don't know.

Yeah. So we're not back out of the guy in the white vans. No. Remember when fucking that...

JZ... Is that pushing CJ? When a drug dealer's anonymous? Yes.

And fucking like JZ, like, just says, damn, Daniel. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing? Man, he's like the most instantly dated verse, maybe in the history of hip hop. Right then and there, you're like, oh man, JZ, don't.

I'm not gonna hip still. And then he talks about the feds with their all white vans. Oh. See, it's a...

Okay. What are those? See? See?

Multiple layers. Ah. Multiple layers of sadness in that verse. What's on multiple levels?

Man. Uh, Ben. Oh, correct me if I'm wrong. For the first time in the long time, your foot is free of metal.

Yeah. Like, there's nothing in my foot except bone and cartilage. Another John, the better the fuck is normally the better? Only things they're supposed to be in there.

Yeah, I can like touch the tips of my toes. Sound stop. Can I? Um, gently.

Very gently. Yeah, feels good. I got them out Thursday and now it's just the... My foot's swollen.

It's really big. It's like a cartoon bearers' foot or something. It's like big and puffy. And, you know, back on the physical therapy and all sorts of stuff, fun stuff like that.

But, you know, I'm gonna be... I can look forward to March 1st as the first day. I can wear a normal shoe for two hours. Nice.

Only two hours of getting. Yes. We'll get you back into it. Um, but yeah.

Things are looking good down there. Nice. When I got out of my boot, my foot was still swollen, but I could wear shoes. So I got a new pair of shoes.

And then I realized today, like as a swollen's gunning... Swelling's gone down. The shoe does not fit my foot. Is it stretchy?

I bet I'm gonna need a new pair. My doctor was like, what kind of shoes do you have? I was like, well, I got these and these like some black new bounces. I was like, I got an old pair of new bounces and some Doc Martens.

And she's like, oh, where's the Doc Martens? A nice firm shoe is good for a recovering foot. And I'm like, I haven't broken that many. I haven't.

And she's like, okay, don't wear the Doc Martens. I was gonna recommend some kind of like prime knit. You know, some of these like shoes that are a little more stretchy, like the fly knit stuff that is all the way. She's like the kids.

These are, yes. These are stretchy on the top in a way that slippers kind of are. Right. And I don't know.

What if I just started wearing like a... You know, all wear a shirt and pants too, but like a robe and crocs. What's wrong with crocs? Nothing's wrong with crocs.

Thank you. Make sure you keep the cane. Yeah, complete the way. What do you like to, what sort of like flared you like to plug into the holes on your crocs?

Oh man. I haven't really got casted. We level. Oh, see, we want to like...

There are so many free plugs getting being given away on this podcast. Oh man. Yeah. You're talking about some free crocs plugs.

I was like, oh hell yeah, is it like a little duck? But I can plug into the hole and be like, look at my shoe. I put little army men sticking up through like the bottom. So like the base is flush with the top of the shoe.

And then there's little army men sticking out having like a fight. Like I got the green guys on one foot and the red brown guys on the other foot. It helps with determining which foot. They should go on.

Yeah. And I bang my feet together and pretend they're fighting. It's real fun. It's a good time.

I like to have fun with my feet. Yeah. Foot fun is the best fun. We all know this.

Like a foot fun. Look who's asking fun for your feet. You usually got to pay good money for foot fun in the stand. That's good clean fun.

Video games. Let's talk about it. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Hey, if you want to how about after five. How about that? Oh, about last night.

Yeah. Which we got review codes for last Thursday along with the information that hey, the servers are going to be up until release. They were basically like pre-order codes. Like, you know, the game would even play on an Xbox.

But I guess like actually by them sending Xbox they gave us the one platform that worked. Because it sounded like last night PS4 was fucked. And PC is not out for like another 12 hours or something. Yeah, it's all right.

Yeah. So I technically tonight or whatever it is. Oh, I didn't do that. I figured the servers would be the same as all.

I definitely saw people saying they could not play the PS4 version. Oh, wow. But I don't know how long that lasted. That was just kind of around the nine o'clock, 10 o'clock hour.

I assume that's where all the that's where the demand was. Or that's where the bulk of the players are. Probably. I had to guess.

Hey, guys. Yeah. What's Metal Gear Survive? Metal Gear Survive.

Metal Gear Survive. You know, when I get through the intro, I will tell you. I'll tell you what Metal Gear Survive is. Metal Gear Survive is a game that has a title card about 45 minutes in and then gives you an achievement that says you saw the Metal Gear Survive title.

That was my favorite part of the first. And there is a cutscene. And on the other end of the cutscene, you get another achievement for you got a soldier now. Even though you were with the soldier prior to the cutscene, it's just like boom, no gameplay between this.

It's a game that's the game we're talking about. OK. I'm starting to get a picture here. Yeah.

I don't know. The stuff I played was similar to the stuff we showed in the video that I finished back with. Yeah. So when I went to play a couple of weeks ago, five or six weeks ago, I was like, oh, fucking you're out of here.

Yeah. So they started us with Save Games at basically once you're at the base, they tell you, hey, go out and hunt and bring some food back and cook it. Yeah. That's where these artists.

So I had the first post prologue. So I had no idea that there's 90 minutes of cutscenes and tiny little play. It's a very metal gear thing to do. The game that takes back the.

Yeah, but I just had no idea how much there was. That game takes forever. It started. They have to set up how this all happened.

Yeah. How this ties into Metal Gear. OK. I'll also tell you what kind of game Metal Gear Survive is.

Metal Gear Survive feels like a game written by someone who wanted to write fan fiction that justified the wormhole Fulton from MGS5. This whole game is what I'm doing. They're like, no. It's like, why can you upgrade to a wormhole?

Like, why do you go from balloons to the Fulton? What are these wormholes? This whole game is about them gaining the ability to see what's on the other side of those wormholes from MGS5. Which is just a like a zombie field hell world.

Yeah. OK. So we're sending our soldiers through a zombie hell world. In Vietnam, they first encountered the zombies back in NOM.

Oh. But they'd known about them for generations. In NOM, they were able to bomb all the zombies and prevent it from happening. Patriots?

Maybe. It's the Wardencliffe section. Yes, the Wardencliffe section. They introduced a lot of stuff in the beginning.

Yeah. A lot of shit that they made up for this. Then like, because the Wardencliffe is like the actual name of the Tesla tower. It's a Wardencliffe.

It sounds OK. So I believe that. There's a scientist that appears to have some kind of unknown agenda who looks and sounds a lot like Lawrence Fishburne. Yeah.

There's something about a severed arm. Yes. Your character loses. Your character is infected with the zombie virus, but it's not a zombie yet.

Which is why you're perfect to send on to the other side of the wormhole to figure out why the troops they sent over there did not come back. And they're like, hey, if you don't want to become one of those things, you better do what we say. It's weird. Also, big boss shows up in the intro.

OK. I was going to say, how much metal gear is in it? It's like, it's the scene in Phantom Pain where Mother Base at the very beginning is getting blown up. And they're escaping the helicopter.

It's that. So you are one of those soldiers. And all those soldiers get stuck up in this big wormhole. So that's the thing.

They can kind of say, OK, this is an alternate history of the events of Phantom Pain. The weirdest thing about this entire intro is that at the very outset, when it's like their titles popping up and saying, like, so and so see where the base is, whatever, it says, a pseudo-historical sequence of events. Why are you doing that? What does that mean?

Does that mean? You can either create a new story or take the existing story and show like this. What does a pseudo-historical mean? Does that mean don't consider this part of the Metal Gear canon?

Right. Or do. I don't know. But also Metal Gear is also pseudo-historical.

Right. Is it pseudo-historical to the Metal Gear timeline? It's crazy. I did not expect it to be so story heavy and weird.

I appreciate that. I appreciate that they set it up. But also, it just feels like someone just said, what's up with these wormholes? And then started writing.

And I'm going to tell everyone what's up with these wormholes. Detail. It's a land on the other side of the wormhole. And there are zombies there with crystal heads.

And when you break up the crystal heads, you could coupon it. Coupon Energy. I don't know. We've been harvesting this coupon energy for a second.

The decades. The workings. The organs of section. It's a whole there.

They're on Earth Regular Earth. And they've been knowing about this for years. We've got to get out there and figure it out. And so the thing is, is they're worried that all these zombies are going to come over and force after.

And the wormhole that opened and sucked up Mother Base gave them the coordinates of where all these zombies are coming from. So they're able to start sending people through. So after the events of the last game. They only have enough energy.

They only have enough energy. They only have enough energy. They only have enough energy. One person.

And it's you. And you get there. And you need somebody's clothes, boots, motorcycle. And then they're a center fence or something.

And then you break that down to craft defense. And then poke people. Exactly. They're standing on the other side.

That's a good deck. There is some dumb fun that'll get kind of minutiae in this. And I appreciate you name your character. And then you see it on a list of deceased OK soldiers.

And it's all like, you know, bloody raven and ferocious rat. And then your name. So what did you name your character? I got ostrich.

Because they don't tell you that's how it's going to be used. They don't give you any hint of what the format of your name should look like. So I'm like, Brian, submit it. So I just put in my first name because I didn't care.

And I saw that. And I was like, oh fuck that. And I quit the game and believed my statements. So I wrote Solid Snake.

I just get to that list and just scroll over. And I entered that. And then immediately forgot that I'd entered that. So then when it's scrolling through this list of names, you saw it's like, oh, fuck.

Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I really enjoyed that much. There's more to it than I expected. The infinity that we saw, like it was not story heavy at all. Yeah.

There was a little bit of gameplay in your character. It seems extremely generic. Oh, yeah. It is a creative character.

Right. It's actually got a pretty good character. That's cool. Yeah.

It's not. Yeah. I don't know. And then it kind of sets you loose in this world.

It's like, go poke a sheep to get meat and then cook the meat and then get dirty water. And then someday you'll be able to upgrade your campfire to make the dirty water into clean water. So in the two hours I played at the story of that event, I never found the means to make clean water. So I was just fond of everyone I went.

Right. It's really great. It's really great. I don't know.

So then they start sending you out on missions to find memory boards that are so they set over a research team that is vanished. And so you're kind of picking up from the pieces of like, oh, their bases fucking deserted and all fucked up. What the fuck happened here? And so you're kind of like getting out of the world, finding their forward bases that have computers in them, downloading the data and taking it back to your base to figure out what the fuck happened.

And that's as far as I've gotten. If not really pieced together, what has happened or anything like that? If you have another guy, there are achievements in the game that you will have like 30 people in that base at some point. Yeah, there are only stuff I saw that that made it seem like you were going to end up building defenses around your base to hold off.

Right. So there's achievements for like auto-tort kills and stuff. So I imagine at some point you are building that area up to be a real base again. It'll go out full on overhead view where you can just like play structures around the perimeter and stuff.

I don't know. I don't know. Like the only structures I can build so far are like sandbags and fences. So no, but it's another guy with you also.

Like that's the achievement you have to like, you've got a soldier on your team. You've got a guy. He's hurt and just sits there in the base and doesn't do shit. So I saw I saw that event that implied you would be recruiting more people in the base.

So we should take these survive a bit. Yeah, it's literally. It's survival. Yeah, like I imagine like imagine someone who I don't know, this person must exist.

I don't know what quantities they're in, but like someone who has played a fair amount of Metal Gear, but doesn't really like follow gaming news and just sees there's a new Metal Gear out. They're going to get this and be like, fucking what the fuck? Yeah, this is not at all of Metal Gear. I mean, I mean, in gameplay structure.

Honestly, like the beginning of the game is wordy enough and convoluted enough. Like pseudo historical enough that like if you didn't follow like a jima that much, you might actually play this and just go like, yeah, this is a Metal Gear game. I don't know. I guess I don't know.

I was a pretty sizable departure from the previous Metal Gear games too. So maybe at this point, this person's just like, I don't know what the fuck a Metal Gear is. It's also gone from, I don't know, like the same thing you will about fan of pain, story stuff, but there are big ass cut scenes in that game that you watch and go, wow, put that on the box. And this is like a lot of dialogue on screen.

Yeah, yeah. It's less overblown. Yeah, but the biggest moment of exposition in the intro is like 10 minutes of talking with just a still shot of like a security camera footage that doesn't really move. Like it's very fair.

Yeah. There are some cut scenes, but yes, there are. But yeah, I don't know. It feels like budget in some ways.

It feels like a, yeah, it feels like a, I would like to see someone do like the AB on credited people and fan of pain that are still credited in this game. I'd be curious to know how many people talk around. I'm sure somebody will do that. I would like to know that.

But it definitely doesn't feel like the same thing. Every guy to budget this is like $40. Yeah, $40. That's not a bunch of micro transactions that I can buy in game currency.

Yeah, but it's, I don't think that's up yet, but there's something called SV coins. Right. Oh, yeah. You do, you can.

I'm not sure how those work exactly. I didn't get a chance to work. The same SV hasn't come to. No, SV is not too big yet.

It's mostly like boosters, XP double or stuff like that that you're paying for. No loot boxes, they said. But I don't, I really want to play more of it. Like I came out of that event.

Like I, yeah, I don't know if impressed is the right word, but I came out of it wanting to keep going. I don't know that. I don't know. I don't know.

I guess I'm very early on, but my first impressions of it are, man, this is not a good game, but I kind of want to see more of it. It is such a fascinating thing. And then you wrap it up in like the kind of bullshit around the Metal Gear franchise and Kojima's departure and all the fucking shit that went down there. You're like, I just kind of want to know.

I have to see how this thing plays out based on all that stuff, but also just the loop of like finding new recipes and getting parts and building stuff and upgrading your person's kind of satisfying. Maybe, you know, it plays really weird. Yeah. You guys haven't unlocked the multiplayer yet, but we saw some of that in the, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

We'll see. Like it's, I feel like there's a lot riding on this game in a lot of ways, right? Like, okay, some of this ends up dictating kind of what Konami can do with Metal Gear going forward and like how viable Konami is as a game publisher going forward. You know, like, and they sent this thing out like with incredibly little fanfare.

Like they ran their a couple of betas and stuff, but this doesn't feel like a Metal Gear release. I'll say it feels like in a way that you start to wonder like, oh, do they know? Are they looking at this and going like, oh, we better charge 40 bucks for this because fuck, dude. Well, I think they seem realistic about what it is in terms of being an offshoot, like, I think not like this is not the gala.

Right. Next, yes. Chatter and Metal Gear Saga, which I guess is good. Like, you would expect them to try to capitalize on the name fully and be like, here it is, the next Metal Gear and try to put one over on people, I guess.

I don't know. I don't feel like they're misrepresenting it. I mean, yes, it feels like a relatively quiet release, which probably A means something and B is probably the right way to go. Yeah, sure.

I had a hard time putting my finger on this until I had some comments on our video from a while back. I clarified this for me that it's kind of like a dead rising game and how janky it is. Yes. Like just in the way the movie works and just the general looking feel of it, right?

Things take a long time to do a lot of slow animations, like a lot of clunky looking stuff. You're going to have to put up with some clunk, basically. Right. Metal Gear game.

Yeah. But normally you're putting up with that clunk because like there's a lot of over the top character story stuff. So there's just enough of that here and B, it's trying hard enough to be like Metal Gear, but I really want to see that. Yes.

I want to see that make a fake Metal Gear. That's exactly what it feels like. Yeah. Like I said, it feels like fan fiction.

Yeah. Like a facsimile of a cojima. It's like the vegan Metal Gear game. It's like the closest we could make it to the original.

Like when that was when the mysterious scientist guy who was also your exo of the radio or whatever, like when he said it, refer to me as good luck. Like that was the moment for me where I was like, okay, they're really trying to make this like a metal cure. Yeah. You could call me good luck.

But somehow corny. I don't know. It's exactly weird. It's a bizarre thing.

Yeah. I am weirdly super excited to keep playing the story mode and see where it goes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I want to see what it what whatever. There have been Metal Gear games made in the past that were, you know, not cojima's first choice for a thing to be made or your snakes of the world and some of these things. That's for stuff.

You know, at that point he was still in the company and still had some influence. Right. Now they can do whatever they want. Right.

And what do they want? They can make big boss do whatever they feel like in a cussy. No. That's now part of Metal Gear.

And we got Keith's other one to make sure of it. Right. In this game, you get to shit on the horse. Darn it.

The horse says do it. I'm from Harvard. You get to roll. You have five peanut butter with your SV points.

You have to craft it first. Yeah. You have to get nuts. You know, harvest these peanuts.

Yeah. Cost boil them. Empty jar. Peanut butter.

Dirty. I don't know why. Dead Rising was a good game in spite of it being like fucked up and weird too. There's a lane for this game.

Totally. But it's such not the Metal Gear lane. Yeah. Yeah.

But like I said, it's fascinating. Like there's their part there aspects of this game's existence that like trouble me in a weird way. But also I want to see this unfold like from like this. Yeah.

I want to see this unfold. I want to see like what is Konami? Who is Konami? Sure.

What's it going to be? Yeah. And this is kind of the first look at that. Because you know, obviously like the only other thing they're like whatever.

It's like a crazy man on the switch. But it's like yeah. Real winner. Real fucking barn burner.

And then it's soccer. Yeah. Right. And it's been soccer and Metal Gear here for a little bit.

And health clubs. And health clubs. Whatever other business interests, Konami, might be insurance I believe. Yeah.

Do you mean in the like it should be a shame if someone smashed up your life particular country or. So yeah, I don't know. I'm it's fascinating. It's like fucking weird.

It's yeah. I don't know. I'm into it. I'm going to play it.

Yeah. I will just like I can between now and whatever we do stuff with it. I will certainly play more of it. I really wish we'd have more time with it before.

Yes. But they did not provide us with early access to it. So the bummer. But yeah, lucky prize.

No, Dan is plowing through some of it right now. Yeah, Ben seems to be maybe a little baffled. It's a baffling product. I'm actually I'm actually mega curious what his opinion is going to be on it based on his.

I mean, he's like, I can already tell you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what I mean, though, like given his like weird hyper specific needs for a mettlegore game.

Yeah, like this doesn't meet them at all because it doesn't say hit a pitchy on the box. Yeah, that's that I think that's the longer short of it. For a guy like Dan speaking, I'm going to be rising about a 360 copy of that for $1 in a Goodwill. No, no, no.

Today's the go. Damn. I was standing there in the Goodwill and there was a sack of like there was a copy of oblivion. OK.

Track in H2. Yeah. Several like Lego Batman type games. It was like, eh, I also said like all video games $1.99.

Damn. And then I saw the copy of a million rising. I whipped out my phone and sure enough, that thing is now backwards compatible. Oh, nice.

And then they have for whatever reason under charged us with we bought our stuff. OK, get this out of here. I am kind of excitedly finally playing a million rising for a buck. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, I never played. OK, yeah. I mean, I play PC version of that.

Yeah, yeah. It's not really good. Yeah. I mean, I'm saying I play it.

Yes. That remains to be seen. That's a good. Fuck.

Yeah. But yeah, I know what not forgot it. I'm saying, god damn good fucking video game. It has some annoying boy in the sewers.

That accent. There's some dumb shit in that game. Real dumb shit. He's in disguise with some rareos.

That's the thing. I know all that Armstrong. And I know, yeah, yeah, probably more or less the basic story arc throughout most of the years. But I still want to see all the dumb shit for myself.

Oh, yeah. It's bad in the right ways, I guess. I was like, for the most part, sure. For the most part.

I've got a video on the side if you want to check it. And also, like a fun to play. Yeah, it really is. It's like a platinum game for everybody.

It's like, you can finish this. It's not, you know, you don't need to learn to count or if you want. But you can, I mean, you can mash your way through it, I guess. There's actually fun stuff.

When you're really on your shit and pairing and doing all the stuff right, it feels really good. Yeah. Metal Gear, huh? Who was the hot one?

Another one. 30 minutes? It's not the 30 minute. Like I could talk to you about Metal Gear for 30 minutes.

Yeah, any fucking day of the week. Fair to be talking about this particular. What happens from here with that thing when it suddenly, you know, because it's like, I got a daily login bonus. So five empty bottles, you know, it's like, well, when they start saying like, hey, look, we know you want an eye patch.

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This episode was published on February 20, 2018.

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This week on the podcast train, we give up our seat for Metal Gear Survive, hold the door for Burnout Paradise Remastered, glance suspiciously at Atari's cryptocurrency, and strike up a friendly conversation with your emails.

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