Gimme a Smart One Prank Call & the Origin of Gladys Ridgeford p1

It's Gladys again, and this time she is upset with her stupid grandchildren and wants a smart kid, so she decides to call up one of those sponsor a child programs for a few cents a day to get one, but nothing can work out so easily can it?  There always seems to be problems with the selection and shipping of children, and Gladys really runs into some.  How will she ever get her television fixed?  How can you tell if a child is intelligent from just a picture? Don't wipe your nose. Gladys has some ideas. Enjoy, - Blackout aka Michael Biggins