GitLab (GTLB): Rebuilding for 'psychopathic' AI bots & the 14% RIF [Q1 2027]

GitLab’s Q1 2027 beat expectations, but an aggressive 14% headcount reduction to fund a massive AI infrastructure rebuild sent the stock plunging 11%.In ~10 minutes:• The strategic 14% RIF and 22-country exit to bankroll AI R&D• Why automated bots require a "generational rebuild" of Git• The baffling $50M expense spike for their Chinese joint venture• Shifting away from rigid per-seat billing with "GitLab Flex" 📈Human developers are increasingly being supplemented by high-velocity coding bots—what one tech client called "psychopathic interns" that push massive volumes of code without judgment. GitLab realizes the real money is in managing this new bot-driven chaos, prompting a dramatic internal capital reallocation. They are gutting their geographic footprint and taking short-term margin hits to structurally pivot the business away from flat-rate human software licenses.GitLab Inc. (GTLB) | Q1 FY2027AI-assisted production. Feedback/ticker requests: https://x.com/EarnUnscripted.