Give it away, give it away, give it away now & other tales

What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race between man and bird - Andy won and the budgie had a less than happy ending. Meanwhile David's campsite chaos saw an innocent game of shouting "Wally" spiral into a full sale eviction of his Baptist camp neighbours and over in Class 3, Nick took extreme measures against an irritating cornet player, leading to the unforgettable phrase: "Jammed a cushion up his cornet"In the Not For Broadcast Section we hit peak disgrace with a Vomit Comet. Plus, we discuss the secrets to becoming the best podcast in the world an why every household should keep an emergency supply of full fat milk. Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected]