Go the F- to Sleep

Bedtime: the nightly descent into chaos that starts with lavender candles and ends with existential worm questions, feral toddlers, and someone demanding toast at 10:30 PM.In this episode of Thriving in the Chaos, Annie unpacks the absolute circus that is putting kids to bed—with bonus appearances from a screaming toddler who needs to “see your eyeballs” and a husband who somehow solves everything with one thundering “Lights out.”If you’ve ever been held hostage by snack demands, bedtime negotiations, or tiny humans who treat sleep like a personal betrayal, this one’s for you.Pour yourself some cold chamomile tea (because you know you won’t drink it hot) and come laugh (or cry) through the bedtime madness.Because surviving bedtime isn’t just a skill—it’s an Olympic sport.