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Oct 25, 2019 5 min

Goblins

from Bloyse Tells All Hosted by Buster Jack

An intoxicated goblin is a thing to shun

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This is old blowers and I won't take much of you time But I want to tell you about something that's going on down here in Wildwood now You might not believe this but I'm just gonna tell you for what it's worth now We've got a bunch of goblins that has moved down here living in the house down here way back there on the ditch bank And they they come out every Halloween First of all they're bad to drink. I don't know how many of you is familiarized with goblins And they ain't nothing no meaner than a drunk goblin I tell you that and so these boys they are bad to drink But particular around Halloween and when they get to drinking they study up all kind of mischievousness stuff that they can do And they ain't got good sense and you know They'll cripple you or kill you and it's kind of hard to catch them at their meanness Because you can watch them and you can watch them day in and day out and they don't do nothing and a minute your back is turned It's like they it's like they know and they'll study up some kind of meanness to do to somebody and they have hurt some people down here, but they kill nobody yet, but They I tell you what happened the other day They you know mr. Purvis on them purvis has got that his he raised his cotton He got a big old cotton field opens about a thousand acres down here and and his cotton field comes up against again their house He's Goblins house and so he sometimes in cotton picking season Like like right now, you know, he'll park his trailer down there next to the field So that when they get ready to pick the cotton, you know the trailer will be down there and he ain't never had no trouble with it but Somebody and I know who it was but somebody turned on men's Purvis's trailer over down there and of course that dumped most of the cotton out on the ground and it just so happened that it rained That night I think them Goblins was waiting for a chance to do it and they dumped his cotton out on the ground and it rained on it And ruined it. I mean he I don't know what a balacotan cost But he lost a whole balacotan and he sure have come down there and talk to him Oh, no, we don't know nothing about it We didn't have nothing to do with it and you can't prove we did well You know you can't because did nobody see him do it But they know that's what happened and other day they got down there and they stronger chain Across the road about all about three foot high, you know I'm tied it to trees on most sides of the road and poor old Jenny come and drove down there.

She was she lives Back across the road from him, you know a little ways down the road Well, she drove down there and run into that chain and it you know She run off the road and it tore a car up pretty bad. It didn't hurt her much I mean, you got some you're bruises, but it didn't hurt a much We heard her hollering down there and we went down to see what it was and of course We know it was the goblins and we we you know called him on it. Oh, no We didn't have nothing to do with it. She just run off the road and Somebody asked him said well, how'd that chain get back get there?

Oh, we don't know we didn't have nothing to do with it So I'm just warning you that Goblins is mean and you want to stay out of the way if you can and Goblins is all over you know You got some in your neighborhood too So you want to watch out for them. They ain't got good sense and when they drug they dangerous them. I'm telling you

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