Hello and welcome to the finale of the God war. I am happy to pick your game mustard and if this is your first episode of S H U I'm sorry You're going to be absolutely confused. Do not start with this episode. Please go back and listen to something else I'm not introducing anything.
We're just going to jump in right into it. So we're gonna start with obscurity Yeah, hi you and us rocket have made it through the portal. Nobody else from your team has oh no And you are in a field way off of the distance you see a set of chairs But also off to the distance to the right and the left you see figures also in the field like live figures are they like statues? They look like people big people or regular size people regular size normal human people okay I'm gonna like I can't recognize who they are though give me a notice roll.
Oh, that would be a three good sir All right on to the right, you don't know any of those people none of them look familiar, but to the left you do notice Dr. Dudad I'm gonna run over to Dr. Dudad. Yes, right.
It's like what are you where you going? What do you mean as a friend? Oh right? We gotta go kill them right?
No what no all right? Let's go no no he goes flying off in the direction. Oh Okay grab his leg sure you have rocket boots as well. I know I forget this Okay, all right, so we're gonna cut over to dr.
Dudad updraft and sham. Yes. I'm just gonna look behind me whoever made it It's it's you updraft and sham whatever. Where is this asshole?
Where are these assholes at hey see that? Hey, you're me. I'm here. We're talking about these gods.
You really think they're gonna come down here. That's what they're supposed to be right? I don't know who else would brought me here right? Are you there?
Come on man? Get the fire. We also see the thrones Yes, we often the distance you see thrones and give me some notice rolls y'all Start in the night off hot that's a negative one You notice nothing Do that oh how about a negative three? Full zero, but yeah, what a terrible rule all right?
Yeah Y'all are doing it gods updraft is confused about it. Sean. What are you doing? I see the thrones Yes, we often the distance you see a set of thrones I'm gonna stop walking to them as you are walking to them a couple of missiles narrowly miss you and explode on the ground and From that direction you see a red white and blue mech suit closely followed by a woman in pink flying at you guys I'm gonna missiles now too Dr.
Do you notice that it is us rocket who you know of as well as obscurity What do you do? Oh? Did the rockets come anywhere near me no they were shooting at Sean, but they're nearly missed Oh, okay Well, I'm gonna like do a weird leapfrog over a sham and also start moving towards the thrones Okay, I'm scaredy you notice um you know he was rocket shooting rockets at a plant man and Another woman leapfrog in that plant man running towards the thrones. What do you do?
Oh, how close am I to rocket dude? You're following but you grab his foot you're like you're you're like a sock on a shoe like you're Flapping in the wind yeah, you're flapping in the wind behind him. Oh good. I guess I will enable my rocket boots So I'm not so flappy.
Okay I'm gonna climb on his back and start hitting his head Okay, all right roll up punch to his head This will be a five all right you start beating on his head pretty bad. I'm not trying to like murder him I'm just trying to get him to stop right now. Okay, so you you bonk on his head We're gonna cut over to golden arrow Gavin and Akita. So gold our wishbone.
What's the story here? We could we go to those things right obviously that's it right? Yes, I'm gonna be a guy I talk to the guy who's doing this one time You didn't tell me anything besides the fact that this will help me get rid of God. Okay, fine.
You will cover me I'm gonna go for those things real quick and I fly off Okay, Gavin and Akita. We're only a notice. I got a zero I got a plus two Akita you notice to the right there are figures in the field into the left There are some figures that flew off into the distance. I don't recognize any of them obviously no you recognize none of them Okay, I guess those are the other teams.
All right. I'll just follow golden arrow Okay, Gavin, are you also following golden arrow? I guess there's nothing else that I know what to do in the strength field of the throne So yeah, you guys are having a very fast You're flying as fast as possible. Yes, you're flying very fast towards the thrones We're gonna cut over to Cade Dark Blades in the library Okay, so Constance you know upon exiting the portal and taking Song for surroundings she looks occasionally he made it.
Yeah, I made it so what? I I Sorry, ma'am, you know, you're like friend got impaled right yes. I'm aware unfortunately I know your operation is really sad all the time. I was hoping that you would sort of take care of that I can come apart middle eyes at the moment Constance starts walking towards the throne.
All right, Kate and Constance give me perception rules means that's a one Yes, I do Notice that Kate and Dark Blades don't notice it because they're pretty intent on walking straight towards the the thrones But to your left there are some people flying towards the thrones and to the right there are a couple explosions Do I recognize gold narrows? I met him? Yes, you recognize gold narrow from the distance flying towards the thrones Yeah, cuz I look like a majestic golden arrow flying through the air Oh, that's where the name comes absolutely yes So dark ladies and Stop this is that's the end of the show the big Alright, so Kate and Dark Blades are walking pretty intently towards the thing Constance, but you notice you notice this you don't think about that I mean they're going in the same direction as me right like we're all heading toward yes, okay So I'm just gonna keep walking in that direction and sort of generally Okay, you guys are walking in the direction. We're gonna cut back to us rocket stop shooting rockets at sham But but comes close so that the two groups have meat us rocket says what we're supposed to beat them That's our point.
No, I heard my friend or anybody really do that object in sham you see us rocket and exterior there They have approached you. I'm going towards the throne as fast as I possibly can okay This field is it like grass or it's like it's it's tall grass. It's like a little bit above waist height Yeah, can I manipulate it? Can I use my power?
Yeah, I'd like to manipulate it to a strain updraft and you ask rocket, okay? Roll roll your roll your roll your business That is a plus five so updraft the grass wraps around you to hold you in place and also wraps around us rocket Uh, can I go ahead and use a fake point for my stunt? You can't catch air where I can escape or grab a little Yes, you may do that Turn it air in the grass miss you but does hold on us rocket who is none too pleased Do you notice obscurity is there now? What do you do?
I'm gonna ignore her and Turn my back to her and start kind of like yelling into my communicator Cimian cimian can I are you there? Cimian you get another back is the prototype safe yet? Is it safe yet? Cimian?
I need to know you get another how close am I to do dad? You're right there. I'm a hugger. I don't care that she's not facing me.
I'm so glad that you're here I'm gonna push her off of me. Wow look. There are a lot of people whose lives are on the line And I don't really know if you're on my side right now, okay, I've always been on your side. No, no no no no no no no We've been played this entire time and I've been warning you the entire time just get to your god And maybe they can keep you safe.
I have one thing that might help one one plan I've been working on it for months in secret, but I don't even know if it's gonna work. Okay, I will leave do that alone You use some lasers to cut the grass and starts flying after updraft we're gonna cut to golden arrow who's flying much faster than Gavin and Akita you are flying towards thrones you you make it there first you're flying very fast of course like a golden arrow through the air I I'm gonna try I'm gonna sit down in one of the thrones Okay, when you when you arrive at the thrones There is there's a woman in the middle because they're kind of sat around in a like a circle all facing inward and in the middle of them There is a woman sitting on top of a box. I'm stuck in a sit on a throne. Okay, all right Am I supposed to do this like I sit on the throne and then we win right?
That's how I work I'm gonna sit on the throne and I sit on the throne. Are you saying that to the woman? Yeah, she's like Well, how what works that God wore how the gods like when is it's a race right? We sit on sit on the throne I don't think so I don't have to kill all these people do I I don't think you have to kill anybody do you either sit on the throne or kill People I'm sitting on the throne right now next step is killing people.
I guess you can have a seat if you'd like to have a seat I sit down. Okay. All right. Hey, the thrones are empty.
Yeah, the thrones are empty. Oh shit Constance is gonna burst herself forward gonna fucking throw She was like pain deference, but they're empty. She's gonna take no other just empty thrones Oh, yeah, Constance is gonna speed up or himself Alright, coming back to Constance Constance gets there a weird wedding wasn't it? That's a good time that probably the top 10 weddings I've been to and the last nine were people who died 20 years ago So I've drafted you you float in because you you flew as well.
Uh hey Constance, but you made it to oh I had to deal with so many teenagers I Missed you almost almost that's a little rude to me. So we're just saying out. We're just sitting here We're just here to throw they're up for grabs. There's a lady on a box.
Yeah, you see a lady on a box What does the lady look like Alex? She's wearing like really old Greek clothing, but not like like armor or anything Just kind of like a toga. Oh, I like a toga. She's got no you don't She's got a dark complexion and dark wavy hair I would like to send her a telepathic message.
Okay, and I'd like to say is the real test sitting on that box Is that how I win the God war she answers you out loud? No, no what no what it's not about sitting on the crate? Oh, hey, you're at the wedding to it. What's up?
Yeah, hey? Party did we actually meet or did we just like wave at each other now is like at the bar you were over doing something to the fog machine And then I kind of like right left it you were doing your thing kind of the zone right right well hi I say it's good to me, but that's a lie. Did you do a dead body man in that wedding? You guys see that?
Gavin's you know Gavin a key to dark blades and Kate all arrive at the same time as they were all walking fine We supposed to sit up here is everybody taking seats See my seat up I'm like draped over this the throne so like my back is on one arm and my legs are but the other mind for some reason has a recliner So so who's not sitting in the chair a key to little Uncheath is like on a to rock through sword and set it down in a throne and just lean against it Yeah, I'm gonna tap telepathically pick a key to up and put him in the Sit in the chair for like five minutes, okay, Gavin are you not sitting in the chair? I'm not sitting in the chair cuz I don't see the purpose of sitting in the chairs Okay, so everybody just kind of standing around and circle except for Gavin sitting around in the chairs except for Oh, yeah, Kate are you sitting in the chair? No, but I want to turn into the stone of the chair Okay, you you have done the stone of the chair you become stone is it special stone? Do I feel special?
No, it's just don't I feel special you are rock hard. You know it you are rock hard if I don't feel special I turn back normal, okay, so Gavin and look that happens to all of us Dark ladies is definitely picking a throne You'll get in the different go stone man Fuck you in the chair. Fuck you. You're dead.
I killed you once I kill you again. No, not this time. Can I watch? Yeah Anyone know what the hell's going on or what we're supposed to be doing?
We're sitting in thrones. That's what's happening. Do I notice Gavin? Yeah, I go.
Oh shit Gavin. You're awake. Do I remember Kate? Yeah, you remember Kate.
Hey, still have a thing in your head. We're glad you'll think anything. Sorry I mean it's it's been a while we may need to take a moment to catch up afterwards, but you know shit's happened Same with me cool. I was betrayed.
It was bad. Oh, okay. Shum you you were walking correct Yes, you make it you are here There's a bunch of people kind of arguing and talking over each other and some people are sitting in thrones and some people aren't and there's the woman Middle yeah, there's a woman in the middle. There seems to be a confused at what's going on Yeah, I'll approach her.
Okay. Hi. Hi, so where are we? You're at thrones for the thrones of the 12 the gods the whole situation I'm saying it one just making sure this wasn't some sort of manifestation other than that.
No, really? I mean no You are sorry, you know, it's been a really long time. I don't really remember my name. Okay.
Do you have a reason for being here? Yeah, I kind of you know sit here and wait. I guess it's my reason. It's been a really long time Do you know how we end this there's a lot of ways to end this I mean truly end this stop it from happening again.
Oh, yeah There's definitely a way to do that you catch up We're gonna cut back to the people outside still on the security u.s. Rocket and dr. Do dad you guys are still outside U.s. Rockets tied up by vines of security and do dad you were there.
Oh, yeah, I'm like like Charlie Brown said walking away All right, so security is going that way u.s. Rockets like well people are sitting there on the fucking I'm gonna go sit in He takes off in that direction a doctor do dad. What are you doing? You're not getting any reception on your thing?
Yeah, I'm gonna go to insert taking the the gadget I've been making with dr. And put it together It's my similar required it resembles like a good aka staff and then once I have it put together I'll start walking over to throw. Okay, the u.s. Rocket flies and he sits on the throne around everybody else and then eventually a dude add and obscurity also approach so everybody is not fighting How many people are actually here within PCs 11 so we're missing one.
Yeah, yeah, Carrie was supposed to go in but she decided not to I'm just saying for audio quality I think everybody's gonna talk over each other a lot everybody's been okay so far if I need to I will but I'll write so far. Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that to everybody's been pretty well behaved. I think All right, so for now for now. Yeah, so everybody's there Um, do dad and obscurity kind of arrive as shamas talking to this woman on the box and the woman on the box says Yeah, well, I mean the way you pick a new God is the last Harold standing there God's win or you know I can open this box and end it all finally somebody acknowledges It's not Last standing or I can open the box and end it all completely.
I am sitting on the front. Yeah, what are the throats for wait Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what happens when you say end all but what happens when you open the box? Oh, she's Pandora that bitch Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure exactly what happens when I ended all it just you know, it ends the cycle But if or you could not can't we just draw straws and pick somebody?
Yeah, I mean All right, so there's asking happening now, yeah, all right The goal narrow has initiated combat because he's he's angry he wants to get gas do that it is your turn first Okay, I'm gonna see if I can use a use my mucus arm to extend and snatch the box away from whoever sitting on top of it Give me give me give me a shot of that Yeah, five you are able to snatch the box away from her. She does not have a guy Be able to snatch the box like send a big mucus tendril and pull it towards me. Yeah, you slide across the ground towards you Yeah, I'm going to go invisible and intangible, please. Okay.
Is that it? Yes, all right. Okay, did your turn I am going to touch the angel shield on my back and turn into the angel middle and I guess jump into the frame This poor woman who was sitting on this box is completely devastated. She just likes your lobster box and everyone's attacking her I'm not attacking.
I'm just jumping down because I figure everyone's fixing the fight All right, so you jump it down then we will go to updraft updraft is gonna turn into air and just wait for the field to thin out Before she attempts to kill someone sounds good golden arrow. What is your turn? All right? I'm gonna eat up the the one that first reach for the box.
Uh, Sean. All right, roll for attack on Sean You went in the world this ain't happening Okay, let me remember how to play this character So that is a four all right for to hit on Sean defend that is also a four Oh, you you defend how did you attack on arrow? I am flying full force with my fists out And just I assume whiz past you as you kind of dip around you know the corner or something Yeah, how did you defend Sean? Okay, so you just took the blow like a badass.
Yeah, just I've wrapped on to him and he's flying and now we're just flying further All right, you just brute force the defense. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
It is your turn If golden arrows attacking my buddy, Sean, I'm going to go in attack old narrow I like point out to is that Sean went for the box first was Gavin? My team I'll take an attack stance. So that is a plus four All right, you get in a four coming at you go narrow of a key to jump in at you with a sword a three So it's a sham and is your turn. I'm gonna go off the box All right, so you're you're abandoning the fight with gold narrow and running after a doctor who has the box Yes, all right.
What are you gonna do when you run to go do that? I do that does do that in her hands Or is it still brown she she goopy armed it to her so she has it currently? Okay, as I approach we need to open the box open the box. There's a Some bad news about the box on the planet here alien man.
It's the only way to stop this just continually happening I don't believe the woman who was sitting on it. That's the problem I don't believe anyone here. I don't even know if I believe you we're supposed to be on the same team and yet This is a piece of mythology that suggests Once the box is open every evil will pour out into the world Is that a risk you want to take if it stops the dog wall? Yes, all right?
We're gonna cut over to Gavin Gavin is your turn. I'm I'm I see the box or do that I'm also I'm headed towards you dead also. Okay, and if I see them stop talking and I hear do I hear what they say? Yes, you heard that everyone's in close proximity everyone's hearing everybody I just want to make sure all right that I'm gonna be like, you know what sometimes you gotta let some evil out to do some good I'm assuming that's a vote in the opening the box column.
Yeah, okay. I love your screen by the way I love you so my love you too doctor. Yeah, but you're the great I've been watching for a long time we should get together and do some sometimes I mean when the world's not any oh we sure yeah, it's perfect if I had my phone we could record it this too I just didn't think about it. Can you think about recording?
Well, no, I'm I was recording perfect I was in the hospital So is this weird thing where I can have my phone and then I just sort all my brain to camera. This is so convenient. How awesome? Okay, so we're gonna go to Constance Constance is gonna let us play out.
It seems like everybody's kind of fighting and leaving her alone So Constance is just gonna create sort of like a sound shield around her like general Protectiles and things we'll get the black a little bit. Okay, so would you like to go to die? Oh, you're fine Yeah, Constance is just playing it out. She's got a little bit of a Dark blades is all about fighting and he hates gold narrow.
So he attacks gold narrow with a People with swords in short range get me while I'm up in the air. God damn it. You're just the thing you've been waiting this long to pay off Damn I got a three again. He also got a three.
So you defend against that. God damn it darkly. Fuck you Kelly's teenagers don't open up the box and destroy everything US rocket takes the advantage and shoots the dark blades with a laser Nice. Alright, we're gonna go back up to the top with dr.
Doo dad I'm gonna look at Sean and Gavin who are in front of me and don't seem to be actively hostile, right? Yeah, no, I don't think I'm gonna say look I don't know either you very well, but one thing for certain We need to figure out what this box is before we open it The only urgency is on behalf of the psychopaths over there trying to punch us in half So if you look after each other's backs, maybe us the people with our head screwed on can make a decision together I'm gonna be with one of those psychopaths, so I don't know like well Now's the time where if you decide if you're on a team to win a specific God war or if you're on team Earth humanity Common decency whatever the fuck you want to call it because at the end of the day All you're arguing to me is that you had a chance of power and you're gonna be forced to give it up and to be frank I don't really give a shit Okay power is not holding people's lives and deaths in their hands It's doing the right thing when the right thing is hard. No, I'm not going to Alright, all right, do you do anything? No, I'm going to prep a temporary have a tightest grenade and just watch okay obscurity is your turn you are intangible and invisible yes, I am going to head for My buddy us racket and try to sneakily disable disarm him Alright, roll me an attack for that before before you burglar his suit and disable it and he comes crashing to the ground like an asshole Okay Since no one is actually fighting me okay, I'm just kind of standing there while people are beating each other up I just kind of walk away over to where Gavin and do that in them aren't okay Does I feel like the box is the most important thing at this point?
Alright, they're arguing about whether to open it. Do you say anything if it's a bad box? We probably shouldn't open it. I mean y'all you'll have heard of pinion or a right.
That's not that's not news to anyone here That that's not a music thing, right? Oh, no typical millennial I would like to go on record to say I do know that Yeah All right, so Kate walks over there up traffic is your turn you are currently made of air Some fighting is still happening, but There's to be a group congregating around a box. I Do have an idea of what the box is and I'm okay with I'm opening it to be honest So I'm still just gonna hang out his air and wait to see what happens. Okay golden arrow.
What is your turn? Alright, I'm going to fly up into the air and use my telekinetic powers to grab the box and fling it up into the air to be like even with me Okay, I'll roll telekinetic powers. That is a three All right, you you lift it in the air because do that had to take the goop our goop arm off of it It was kind of sitting in the middle of these people so you telekinetically lifted into the air from and you are flying As I got your box Okay, that is your turn. I kill each other Nobody is like paying attention to him or like attacking him anymore.
He's just gonna walk over to Sean and say hey buddy Sorry about that asshole. I guess he's on my team, but I only met him at it Good yeah, I'm good at least you know who's on our team yeah That transfers directly to Sean's turn Okay, I'm going to use my body more stunt to try and grow out to reach the box that God, now he's telekinescing a whack. Okay, so you're gonna like like grow like a tree and go grab it Yeah, all right. Give me give me that that is a plus three all right So you grow and you grab the box it's still floating in the air But you are up to the level of it at the moment Gavin is your turn.
I'm gonna ninja run up charm Like Naruto Are you gonna run up Sean to the box? What do you do the box focus your chakra to you? I'm going to try to start or try and start pulling it down because I'm so he's using self-n Monday Fair enough dark lady is mad at us rocket so he stabs at us rocket, but mrs. Horbly us rockets turn his suit is disabled But he does have a gun so he pulls out a gun shoots The superpower of a gun All right, dr.
Jude and it's your turn the box is in the air. I've just grabbed my tree and I need to run to that's quite a lot of things to be happening At the same time. I'm gonna take this device that I've been working on with dr. Sinean that the goal is to absorb ambient magical energy I'm gonna turn it on and I'm gonna try to point it at the box and see if I can notice it pulling any magical energy either off of the Box or golden arrow, okay It's been pulling a little bit of off of golden arrows armor and a little bit off the box So I'm just gonna for my turn sit there and tweak it and be like it's working.
It's working all right obscurity is your turn. Oh I'm gonna Try to get the gun away from us rocket Dude All right, we're all to get the gun away from him, or okay You you knocked the gun out of the sand. He's like what the fuck is your problem one of the same team Because he knows that you go invisible All right, so you knocked the gun out of his hand he's getting really irritated with you. I'm sure Kate is your turn.
I assume golden arrow is floating in the air. Yes, okay. I don't really have anything to do I punch things I have no one to punch so there's a lot of people to punch if you want I mean, it's the tree. I thought I punched the tree Can I throw my shield at him like Captain America style Yeah, sure because I know he's trying to use telekinesin that word the box, right?
Yeah, roll roll shoot. Okay. Can I do physique instead? Nice try you're throwing a thing.
I mean, okay. I got a plus two all right golden arrow defending as a plus two How's it feel to be the villain that everybody's attacking? It's supposed to be a God we're with clearly defined teams It's almost like there's a whole document where everybody has a pantheon in teams of science I'm sorry. Do it.
What do I use to use athletics or physique? It's a dodgy to shoot at athletics. Okay. I have a five.
Oh fuck me that you dodged the shield The Captain America shield does not work on you up drafted is your turn Can I somehow sneak into Constance's sound bubble and eat some of her will throw some of her popcorn at people? Sure. Oh well that happened. I'm not very well because the sound bubble deflects it but nobody can hear us crunch I think Phil is gonna One be seven Yeah, she does have to be off the throne.
It's true is is the shield that was just thrown at me still in the air Yeah, I'm gonna grab that You might use control of the box. Oh, I was gonna physically grab it not mentally. Oh physically grab it. Oh, yeah, that's fine Yeah, so I'm gonna fly up to physically grab the shield.
Okay, and then can I attack somebody on my turn as well? Yeah, sure perfect. I'm gonna take that shield. I'm gonna bash the Naruto Running teenager off of the tree.
All right, roll fight for that roll or attack whatever your attack is He's a's killing me. It's only a three or I'm sorry to I got three Alright, you've you defended against that attack Akita is your turn? He's gonna ask Trump So we need that box or something. I have no idea what's going on.
It's the only plan I've got to end all this I'm opening it Okay, um Akita is he's gonna take out the professor perfect gun and shoot at golden arrow All right, roll shoot You promise me fun Alex You have a zero coming at you go narrow against that with athletics, I only have a one You barely dodged the gun that's probably shot at you. I probably spin and it blocks off the shield that I have now Shama is your turn. Okay. I'm up at the box.
I have it in my hands. Yes. Yes. I open it.
Oh Oh Finally something happens doctor tree opens it as you open the box the sky shatters and a bunch of beings start flying into the box Everybody's knocked back to the ground Yeah, everyone's not Everywhere everyone's knocked back and the box is sucking in all of these beings. They look like the gods that you know plus a million more Yeah, but it's a beans. It's like a bunch of beans a bunch of beings are being sucked into the box And then it closes and everybody's knocked back quite a ways and the sky shattered is now the sky is dark Like dark dark like pitch black. You guys can see each other like there is light, but the sky is pitch black Why don't you open the fucking box?
I'm gonna go back to the throne. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to the throne I guess I'll go sit on the throne too. Everyone's rushing back to the throne doctor do that What do you do? Well, it seems like the fucking gadget I've been working on for months trying to stop this into a goddamn thing That's incorrect.
So I'm gonna throw it out into the field like a javelin pissed off So if you recall way back when you went into the other world and fought the Morgans birds you found a necklace Yeah, I would have been pulling it out and checking to see if it reacts to my metaphysical magnet But fucking nothing it's just as useful right now magnet is but currently it is vibrating and cracking I'm just gonna kind of hold it up and because you said it's pitch black, right? Yeah, I'm just gonna kind of hold it up in the sky so I can get a better look at it The necklace shatters oh shit that seems bad and it lets out an energy wave that knocks everybody back again He just lays down at this point Alright everybody everybody's able to get up after a moment Out of the necklace a woman appeared she's wearing all black and she has very large black wings and she's holding in her hands a small golden apple Go to the other way miss a logical character It's not there anymore. She's gone. She's gone We're gonna go to the top of the the list dude You're gonna be able to act first this woman is standing there and she seems quite menacing She's she looking at me directly.
Um, yes, cuz you're the closest I'm gonna look at her and say you came out of the necklace with the healthy one with me. I am the last God What does that mean all the others have been removed my plan is successful? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. This is all gibberish.
The obscurity is your turn. Do you what do you do? Where's the US Rockets gone? It's on the ground.
I'm gonna pick it up Okay, you pick up the gun. What do you do with it? I'm an editor at the lady. Okay, are you gonna shoot at her or is Aim it not yet.
Okay, Kate is your turn. I was just lying on my back, but I sit up and I go Can I get up and not get knocked over again? You can this time. Yeah, okay.
He does say that out loud But he just kind of stands up and knock down You down all right, okay, you get up. I just assess the scary woman. All right. She she announces to everybody I am chaos.
I am heiress. Up drafted is your turn. Do I recognize this golden apple? Yeah?
I'm gonna I'm gonna run towards the golden apple All right, it's gonna take a turn to get to her because she's a bit far away from you. That's fine golden arrow. It is your turn. I see gold Yeah, she announces her name as chaos.
Mm-hmm. This seems right up my alley I am I'm going to begin running as fast as I can with the hopes that I can still fly And try to take off and try to make it to the apple Alright, you can make it to her at the end of your turn, but that'll take your turn. Okay, I want to hold the apple You might put my hand around it. You can get close to it.
You could be able to get to it on your next turn Okay, I'll stretch a key to his your turn Anything coming from my on the trusty sword. No, not anymore. It feels like the the the magic you had in it is now in the box Is the box still there? Yes, but it's like it's it's darkened.
It's not the same color it used to be what I still be able to open the box Are you gonna try to that? I'll try to open the box again. All right. It does not open All right, shaman is your turn.
Well, that's my plan I'm not sure Sean's gonna do anything. He's just in shock because that kind of worked Gavin is your turn. Um while I'm getting up. I noticed that my armor is my power ranger armor dissolving away completely If anyone wants to know it's connected to the Chinese deities and that's why I don't power anymore So after I noticed that and I know it's like the embers coming off me I'm going to start walking towards Eris and Dr.
Jude over that area, okay Constance, what do you do? I would like to use a sound bubble to try to pop the apple out of Eris's grip towards all right? Roll me that roll high I did pretty good. I got a six.
Hey, yeah It seems like you pop it out of her hands for a second But she reaches out with a quick speed to grab it again shit Dark blazes turn he doesn't seem to know what's going on and he attacks us It's really embracing the God where I love it. He saves us rocket It does nothing us rocket is mad and he's yelling out obscurity for his turn. He's like why do you keep sapph I'm doing I'm trying to win this thing And heres his turn heres after she grabs the apple out of the air she reaches over to golden arrow who's flying at her and grabs him by the face Oh shit, and says thank you young one you are the one that is responsible for this I pointed you towards Maximus man and you set the whole thing off by killing the champion killing the champion of the king of the gods Is all your cause yeah, just might be stronger Well everybody that apple I'll tell you what I will give you the gift of eternal life And she breathes into your mouth and you feel like a power come over you like hot like you wouldn't be able to But she also says but no good deed goes unpunished and she pulls your armor off in one hand and melts it over your head So your head and torso are covered in molten gold shit Yeah, so you can't die so you feel every every ounce of pain you have molten gold poured all over your head and you can't die And then she drops you to the ground As the strife and misery of the group grows so does she if she is now twice the size of a normal woman Dr. Dude at his your turn I So I watched the whole golden arrow thing.
Oh, yeah He's like he's got molten lot all over his head and he would be able to hear the screams But it's basically covered by a thick layer of gold I'm gonna do a quick look around it's like there's an exit from this realm or anything. Oh, not really no Where's the box out currently? Shama to keep a habit. They're both holding on to the same time I'll just go ahead ignore them.
I'll try to see if I can grab gold and air and pull inside Maybe okay, you're able to pull gold narrow side and try to treat his injuries. All right. It's raw hard He's covered in molten gold. Okay Of security it is your turn.
I'm gonna hang out of the gun, but I'm gonna put it down Okay, so I'm gonna see if I can try to get between Dark blades and us rocket. Okay, see if I can get them to calm down and stuff fighting Top priority so you do that Kate at his your turn I'm just gonna stay where I am at this point because I don't want to get molten gold poured on my Turn am I close enough to get to the apple you can give a shot. Yeah, I would like to attempt to grab the apple All right, roll a grab plus two all right She doesn't seem to be fighting it too much. You're able to grab the apple while she's grabbing it You feel a surge of energy through you and she looks directly at you because you're kind of invisible made of air right now, right?
Sure. Yes, I don't know where you are where you're not Yes, okay, she looks at you and she's like oh child. Do you think you can actually handle chaos? No, I just want a bite of the apple.
I don't mean I like I'm not trying to intrude I just like I'm a little hungry. It's been seven millennia since I ate so you feel yourself feel with chaos energy and you're turning to a flock of dubs Oh cool cool So a flock of dubs goes flying away from where I'll draft used to be a key that is your turn Nope, can I pull out my magic nullifying sword and find stab the box? Give a shot Okay, I wish I roll for that just fight can't be a fight. Why is to on the dice?
So that's a plus three You stab at the box, but it does not seem to penetrate Sean it is your turn. I think I'm gonna try and fight the chaos Well, you said she's grown so I will use my body more to match her size and just punch Okay, go for it. That is a four. All right, you you punch at her You hit her she doesn't seem super phased by it.
Yeah, I mean it is your turn well Cuz I know I wouldn't get to her fast because I'm like flying or think that but while walking to her I'm gonna hopefully she can hear me. I'm gonna because she's big I don't know I'll be like so what's your deal? So I did this whole thing to try to make sure you guys wouldn't mess with us or anything like that Like are you gonna let us live our lives or what's going on? You got a power trip anything?
So that's how you do it is yelling at her. Well, I'm walking to her, but I know I'm slower than like golden era I'm where we take me a little bit so yeah, I'm gonna go at that at her trying to figure out what her motivation is for being the only God Okay, all right Constance is your turn I have to That's really sad by the way And in front of my throne not that far away from it the birds my knees Mm-hmm and for playing my undying loyalty Well, okay, all right Dark Blades is mad so he attacks her gets me or heres Gets fucking nothing and does not attack properly us rocket also He's repairing his suit so he can start shooting again So he's doing that for a turn heres looks at Gavin and says embrace the chaos and shoots a beam out of the apple and hits Gavin roll the defense Gavin. I got a two she got a seven Gavin you are hit by a beam of chaos and it appears as Gavin evaporates Oh fuck dr. Dude added his your turn Well, I was a sure the game plan is but I guess it's murder so time to start fighting I'm gonna try to go for round two say you know to an era I think I got this and try to use the goop arm to pull the apple out of her hand So I don't have to directly touch it.
Okay, go for it For all right as your goo arm touches the apple it turns into spiders not medically useful Your turn One dude he's just really stupid All right, so you you continue to do that roll a disable that will be a one Okay, you you continue to disable his thing before he can fix it he just doesn't need to add to this But if he did he would die you would kill this character for good all right Kate is your turn all right Well after seeing one of his very good friends get evaporated Kate is furious and am I close to one of the stone chairs? Yeah, I want to kick a hunk of rock off the chair and then do that thing I did in the shadow world where I throw something and write it okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna physique fly at her face All right go for it. Oh no, I didn't do so well. That's only a plus four all right You're able to hit her, but it doesn't seem to do a whole heck of a lot great.
I guess that's it Yeah, a golden arrow you're you're in a lot of pain Is there anything that you attempt to do yes in fact there is I would like to telepathically try to pinpoints whomever opens the box Yeah Which I think was correct Right, okay, okay, I'm going to go at them full force with my now golden Head and torso and begin trying to smash them as they have caused this and only them have caused this to me Roll attack on sham okay and do Golden battering ram. Yes Two all right defending gets to two Jean right Alex if I spend a fake point can I try to athletics out of the way and get him to hit I'll allow it. I'll allow it That is a two oh you match so you weren't enough to get him to attack at Harris But you were enough to barely dodge the golden bullet man You see this like almost like golden like mummy just like coming actually Rashing absolutely thrashing at you Akita is your turn um is Akita knows that all these bad things are happening whenever she uses the apple Oh, yeah, totally. Um, it's pretty obvious.
She's very powerful. Okay. Just a hold in the box, right? Yeah, you still have the box now try and run and smash the box into the apple He'd give a shot one of the nice.
That's a plus six. All right, you smash the box of the apple Um, the box turns into like a mist. Oh, there goes that point Shama is your turn. Can I try and rip off her arm holding the apple you give a shot?
Yeah, that's a zero No, that doesn't work constant. It's your turn. So at this point constant would try to defend your little bit Okay, constant is going to create um a sound barrier around Harris the same way that she did around herself Okay, she rolled fucking terrible. So I only got a one.
Okay. All right. There's like a one barrier It covers her left ear. Yeah, I guess I would be like creating an advantage for Harris.
Okay. All right, you're creating All right, you do that dark blades continue to attack attacks poorly Uh, u.s. Rocket is getting very frustrated because all of his repairs are being completely undone every few seconds So obscurity and u.s. Rocket are in this never ending battle Heres is keeps growing as everybody is getting as chaos ensues and everybody is flailing around and misery is misery and strife is spreading She keeps growing larger and larger.
She leans down to constants and says failure is unforgivable and Constance you'd grow younger You you quickly deage until the point where you are a baby Oh Take care of a baby Extra bad extra bad cuz she has sound power As large as the baby Dr. Jude ad your go Corresponding to heres getting bigger. Oh, yeah, she's she's like the size of a building. No, she's huge Have I noticed like what triggers that?
Um the misery and strife of everybody around her. Okay, so it's pretty clear I'm not like wow what do I just do no it's like the the chaos and strife and misery of the shit She's doing is making her larger. So I'm gonna kind of yell out to everybody we have to put our guns down And I'm gonna try to fire a tranquilizer echo the narrow if he has any exposed flesh A little bit Right now put him down with a really strong horse tranquilizer. All right roll shoot for that.
Jesus. You just have horse tracolizers My entire body is filled with cool drugs All right, uh six a gold girl. You're gonna athletics out of the way you you notice um you intuition you into it Tranquilizer coming at you. Okay, um, so I rolled a one with my three athletics.
That's a four Uh, I'm gonna spend two fate. I'm sorry. I'm gonna spend a fate point and add two to that Is that what I should have right? Yeah, okay cool.
I'm trying to out here because you can do that Of it deflects off of his golden head. Yeah deflects off of your golden body of security. It is your turn What is dark blades doing? Uh, he's trying to he's trying to stab this very large woman.
Really? I'm gonna sit down You're gonna do what now I'm gonna uh, uh, I was just gonna sit down and meditate, but I'm gonna try to restrain dark blades Okay Roll roll or strain for dark blades. Okay, so that would be a five. All right.
Um, you were strain dark blades Uh, kade is your turn. I'm gonna start reading the book What book? I don't know what did I read him in the hospital good night moon good night I'm calling all right good night moon All right, kade I guess I guess I'll listen to do dad now back away from uh from aris, but I also y'all please don't warn me You're very big now golden arrow. It is your turn perfect.
Um Um, is there anybody else around me? Uh, you know what? No, why wouldn't I I'm still gonna go after the the person that did this to me? Um, and open the box.
I'm I'm very sorry. This is not personal And a hundred percent is All right, uh, my fight is a rolled zero. That's a three Against sham. Yeah, right sham defend against a three.
Uh, that is a four. All right, you defend against a three Uh, a key that's your turn. He is gonna say, uh, hey sham. Can you hold that go down?
I can try All right, because I think we just need to stop fighting and he is going to go over and just kind of pick up and start rocking constants All right, Akita now has constant baby Shama did your turn I'm going to try and grapple golden arrow and pull down All right, roll a roll a fight to grapple plus four you defend against plus four golden arrow with a physique Uh, if you have a stand down with you physique for fight, then yeah, oh, I do not uh, so that's still going to be a uh, five All right, so you're able to resist holding down You're you're a really resilient man covered in molten gold Slippery quite slippery. So this was starts to fall asleep You as rocket finally fixes his thing and shoots him rockets at eris Alex, don't want to go before the emmese. You are a baby. Would you like to do anything?
I know I have an action prepared. Thank you very much Oh, okay. Yes. Good.
Okay. Go with it. Okay. Do it.
Here's the way it worked out really well Okay, goes a baby. I rolled it. I rolled it the 12 to see who I would randomly cry in the face so loudly Oh, then I knocked and I rolled Logan's character Happy in his arms. So as he gently rock me, I just got In his face and blossom with some way And I got four roll of defense against the sound blast from a baby Uh, a catalytic Or any other applicable, uh, baby sitting scale will mythical babysitting roll that I guess i'm honest to one the dice plus one.
Yeah Can you get blasted by a sound wave from a baby? Can i still be hanging on to her though? Yeah, sure. You just get hurt by baby Now you hook the baby into the field.
Baby go boom. Okay, so after baby go boom Uh, directly it's false falls asleep due to obscurity's reading of the story U.S. rocket fixes his rocket and shoots rockets eris turns u.s rocket into spaghetti Um, is he like cooked spaghetti or is he like hard spaghetti? Oh, yeah, cook spaghetti.
It looks delicious No, he's american. It's absolutely overcooked All right, so everybody is kind of fighting each other Eris she kind of starts to the float away. She's really big now. She's like Well, I guess i'll see you around and she kind of floats off into the into the sky And um, so you're kind of you're kind of there.
She kind of she floats away and everybody's in this field Does anybody do anything? This shit sucks. I mean, I'm a baby I just keep crying in the keys face. Wait, I turned into 15 birds, right?
Yes Can each one of these people get bird poop on them? Sure That means like four of us get two birds. Yep I would like to continue thrashing around Can I just trip him so he falls over? Sure.
Yeah, so um currently what the what happens as he flies away as the only god left Doo-dad is angry and decided not to fight obscurity. Uh, low the dark blades to sleep Kate decided to start fighting golden arrow thrashing around a kid and sham Uh, now taking care of a baby and dark blades his fast asleep You forgot you I just Met a baby Forgot what I tripped golden arrow. Oh, it was just thrashing about. Oh, yeah, Kate tripped golden arrow and um, I stand back up And it felt good.
Um, and everybody is kind of stranded in this this weird dimension and that is where we will end this episode of the god lore Um after uh after a break everyone will be back except for the ones that have been turned into I was targeted towards Only one who turned into a trick. No babies podcast. You're not allowed anymore. Zero babies I did It's the birds man.
What is it with the space screen racing? I'm a person in many southern us states. Thank you very I have been your game master happy puke and you can find me on twitter at happy puke My name is philip. I play golden arrow.
You can find me on twitter at canada underscore philip to else Uh, I'm shannon. You can find me on twitter at underscore puppy fish. I'm alley I play 15 birds and you can find me on twitter at aluminum underscore. I Underscore jyh5 on twitter.
That's the name. That's the game catch me later on another shg podcast nerd Logan i played a keto who's now a dad apparently Funny i've been into these Uh, i'm mark and you can find me at left or at left me mark as mark of the sea and I was a wad eagle ranger Uh, i'm robert and you can find me at cybrec 89 I am step and you can find me at step okay, so i'm zach I play kade and you can find me on twitter at biohazard just change the z to a seven So the answer to who wins the god war is nobody We all just live again People that definitely lost the god war Others just got more responsibility and like a tougher life I feel like the people who didn't make it to this episode Absolutely Literally died from his own poop But phil don't you that might have had a low moment in his life Golden arrow was the crux of everything he killed max was man and there was a future vision of him as the golden headed boy And now he is the golden headed boy I'm aware of all the things you put me through alex I'm aware of them Was there a way to get a bite of that apple? Oh no Last time we had the big crossover it was like oh you guys defeated uh, um, all right. Yeah big wins This is the thanos moment.
This is the everybody loses. Um, guess who's the big bad for a long time Dubs Yeah a lady with an apple. She's bad. No, no, just watch the 15 dove of shoe.
You gotta you can't watch it in the original It's nonsense what you have to watch Similarly comes back playing a dove woman. Yes, it's actually made up of 15 devs I I spend two puppets And suddenly have an entire flock of doves to aim at people. I didn't I didn't change anybody into anything unless they had a character backup for something else so Wait, who's u.s rocket gonna be then?