Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

Jim and I are both long-time fans of Godzilla, and we're here to report that this here is a really great Godzilla... trapped in a really, really dumb film. Godzilla: King of the Monsters has never looked better, has never been more bad@ss, has never been a meaner lizard, the problem is the homo sapiens that keep interrupting the truly amazing kaiju action we're getting here. If you can find a dumber lot of heroes and villains in a major motion picture, we'd like to see them. Worse, there are zero stakes because apparently it's not possible for these morons to die unless they're faceless extras or it's the dramatically appropriate time for them to die, but again this film doesn't understand drama or tension, so that doesn't really work, either. This would be a really fun film to rip on and root for the monsters on a lazy Saturday with your best friends, but it ain't worth the time going out to see it. We'll hope for better next week with the X-Men as we get a first look at Dark Phoenix!  This podcast is an abridged version of the full, spoiler-filled discussion available only to our club members. Check out our Club Bald Move page to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content! Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Join the discussion: Email | Forums | Facebook | Twitter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices