Goin' Deep Show 1439: My wife loves Jesus more than me

Kid and GDub warn married couples that Jesus may be lurking in the wings waiting for your man to serve in the military and when he comes back your lady will want to pork Jesus instead of you.  We talk about how stuck in our ways we are at our age and how laughable it is to expect us to change. We discuss how the leader of the free world is essentially a retard and how sucky local TV is. We agree that even shitty haircuts can somehow land a lady as long as you pay them enough or hound the ever living fuck out of them until they fuck you just to shut you up.  Go Deep.   INTRO: In Studio GDub  1:00  -  This episode of Goin' Deep sponsored by Bent.Cards 3:00 -   I appreciate people who stick to the cause and don't give up 6:00 -   I think I'm stuck in my ways - refusal to dial it down 9:00 -   Does anyone think we'll magically stop being an asshole?        11:00 -  My wife became a Psycho Christian 15:00 -  David Lee Roth time  18:00 -  Ignorance is Bliss 21:00 -  We're living in a world ruled by a retard  24:00 -  How does that hairdo fuck anyone (Trump vs Red Eye)     27:00 -   Local TV fucking sucks 29:00 -  Three chicks sitting at a desk telling me stuff 31:00 - Lame non news 32:00 - Similar music tastes 35:00 - Stab my ears before the spice girls song   OUTRO:  FINAL WORDS Gdub - " Spice Girls reunion tour" Kid - "Chill to the next Episode "