Goin' Deep Show 2149: Masturbating Assholes Go Again

Kid and Zaldor get the nostalgia of jerking off to glossy pages, fantasizing about future tech where you can fap to images through fucking contact lenses because, let's face it, if the grid goes down, your hand's gonna be your best friend unless you've got a good imagination. Moving on, they talk about their streaming shit at Eight Hole Radio, where they play episodes you've never heard before, often laughing at their own past dumbassery. They get into some cultural fuckery, discussing how slurs are making a comeback and how you can say fucked up shit if you slap it on a beat.  Childhood stories are next - back when parents didn't give a fuck and you had to avoid getting your ass molested while playing outside until the damn streetlights came on. Relationship talk is all about meeting sluts in bars, the bullshit of long-term friendships with exes, and the never-ending search for a vulgar acronym for MAGA.