Goin' Deep Show 2161: Dry January with a Wet Asterisk

We had Kid A.G. and Red Eye in the studio, and they were like two alley cats fighting over the last piece of trash. The fun started when they got into the nitty-gritty of jacking off with your fucking feet. I mean, who knew you could paint a masterpiece with your toes? Red Eye, bless her dirty soul, dished out where she likes to take a load - and let's just say it's not just in the usual spots. They talked about some crazy St. Paddy's Day debauchery, where everyone's so drunk they can't tell their dick from a beer bottle.  They rant on TikTok and Instagram, calling it a digital orgy of stolen content. They even went into how fucking annoying Dry January is for bartenders because, hello, who the fuck wants to serve water all month? But the kicker was the debate on grape juice making your dick hard – because why not turn something as mundane as juice into a Viagra substitute? They dived deep into the bizarre world of a Michigan butthole beauty pageant where you better scrub your ass like it's your last day on earth unless you want to smell like a fish market. And for fuck's sake, they tried to make some music with AI, but it was like trying to get a nun to say "fuck" – just didn't happen. Then there was the discussion on polyamory, where Red Eye shared some tales that would make your grandma blush. They even talked about the modern-day horror of having to submit your ID to jerk off to porn in Florida. They didn't shy away from the topic of sex toys either, diving into Red Eye's collection like it was a fucking treasure chest of debauchery. From tentacle dildos to torso sex dolls, they covered it all, making you wonder if you're the only one not living in a personal sex shop. And let's not forget the mention of Nicole Kidman's latest flick with some spicy scenes, proving even Hollywood isn't immune to a bit of kink.  They wrapped up with some laughs about the hypocrisy of social media privacy versus government oversight, and how you might as well write your name on your lover's tits if you want something personalized in this digital age of recycled porn.