Goin' Deep Show 2182: Giving Birth Through your Anus

Kid and Gdub dealt with some tech bullshit because, let's face it, technology's a fucking whore that loves to screw us over. Kid A.G. was in full "get off my lawn" mode, bitching about his kids and how all he wants is to record this shit and pass out. But no, we had to dive balls deep into the dark web of "creepsearch.com" - Kid A.G.'s latest project where he plans to fuck with people's heads by linking directly to their social media.  Then we got into some fucked up equality - we decided to make creep search "fair" by focusing solely on hot female teachers who molest their students, because if men can be pervs, why can't women join the fun? It's all about equal opportunity in this shithole. We also talked about how the internet has turned us all into fucking freaks with niche fetishes. From pink chain links to having fruit flies circle your ass, if you can imagine it, you can probably jerk off to it. And let's not forget the revelation of micropenises - thanks to the internet for normalizing that shit. But then, the mood darkened. We reminisced about the time we found hot chicks online only for them to kick the bucket shortly after. Katie May, a model we were all drooling over, was dead the next day. It's like we're cursed or some shit. We took a trip back to the '90s, the era when getting online was like discovering the fucking holy grail, where finding nudes was an adventure, and transferring files was like performing magic.  And holy fuck, we couldn't not talk about Pastor James Manning, that homophobic bastard who ranted about how the only way gays and lesbians could buy his church is if they gave birth through their assholes. Now that's setting some twisted standards for property ownership. We ended this shitfest by giving Black History Month the middle finger, crowning Whoopi Goldberg as "hottie of the week" - because we're equal opportunity offenders here.  Original Released: February 8, 2016 On Mic: Kid A.G. & Gdub