Goin' Deep Show 2185: No More Marriages: The Jesus and Satan Show

Kid A.G. and El Pres started with a crocheted cock thrown right at your face, courtesy of a friend who knows how to crochet some seriously funny shit.  We laughed our asses off about the girth, the length, and the potential uses of this yarn-made wonder, but don't worry, we didn't forget to get deep. We discussed the misconceptions about dick size, the emotional rollercoaster of puberty, and how body image plays into our self-worth. Then, we got into the nitty-gritty of dating, past relationships, and the baggage we carry. I shared my policy of not dating in the medical field - those chicks are fucking nuts. We explored the idea of bringing exes onto the show to discuss what I did right or wrong - imagine the chaos! But we also got real about how jealousy should fucking die by the time you're 45. We've all got a past; it's time to embrace it, not hate on it. The episode wrapped with a story from a bar, a poem on a napkin, and how it saved a marriage, showing that sometimes, the simplest acts can have profound effects. And we finished with a laugh about marriage, or the lack thereof, with some hilarious, yet crude, imagery involving Jesus and Satan.