Goin' Deep Show 2187: Cheeto Dust Face, and the Power of the Pussy

A shitshow of pretty buttholes, spring roll butt plugs, and crochet cocks that'll make your balls shrivel up and your brain scream, "What the fuck did I just hear?" Poopy Turds McGee is out here judging assholes after digging sunflower seeds out of a soldier's shitter in Baghdad, catching hepatitis and pink eye like a fucking war hero. Mama San's shoving spring rolls up asses and cranking out testicle teriyaki sauce like a goddamn splooge ninja, while you're debating who owns the pussy—you or the chick with the power to friend-zone your ass. You're baking weed-infused Rice Crispy treats with Fruity Pebbles and Oreos like a stoned Gordon Ramsay, and ranting about Cheeto dust on some politician's face like it's a fucking chemical weapon. And a crochet cock with soda-can girth? Bro, that's not a sex toy, that's a goddamn battering ram for your asshole. Tune in for the wildest, most fucked-up podcast on the planet, or go fuck yourself with a spring roll. Listen in. Go Deep.