Goin' Deep Show 2194: When Your Date Is Dr. Robotnik on Meth

Red Eye hooks up with some Alaskan psycho who thinks Summer Shandy is his winter brew of choice and insists he's had a Sasquatch up his ass - showing off the fucking walk like it's some Bigfoot mating dance. They go off on some drunken fuck who decided to baptize the new bar stools with his piss, then moan about the bar's door being fucked with, turning everyone into walking, boozing idiots. Red Eye spills more beans on her date with the dude whose mustache makes him look like he's ready to fuck Sonic The Hedgehog, but the night ended in a fucking driveway debacle because who the hell wants to listen to more Sasquatch shit? They get into the gritty details of trimming the jungle down there, admitting a new beard trimmer might be moonlighting as a pube slasher. Kid A.G. shares his cock's near-death experiences, when he played barber with his dick and turned his loofah into a torture device. The episode winds down with a tribute to the art of the car hand job, teasing more filth-fests about tattoos and the possibility of sharing the same damn cock in upcoming episodes.