Goin' Deep Show 2200: Saturday Night Salami & Cheeto-Dusted Faces

Kid A.G. and El Pres cackling about Trump's Cheeto-dust face—spraying that orange shit like a cumshot gone wrong. He's late to the mic 'cause he was balls-deep, —then mocks hunters who still chase deer when tech's got us covered.  They buzz about Netflix's Saturday Night—Billy Crystal's backstage hustle and Milton Berle's massive hog and Curfew talk heats up—12:30 back in the day, El Pres's kid's got no leash, texting MIA while playing at the girlfriend's. El Pres spots a mystery stain on the kid's pants—cum or marinara?—and fucks with him hard. Memory lane gets nasty: junior year, Kid's thumbing a tall blonde's cunt while she rides him, braces snagging pubes he yanks out in Dad's car. Then there's the Wayne's World movie mix-up—two chicks, one with an ass that screams "fuck me," show up, and Kid's brain blue-screens.  Red Eye 1.0 gets a roasting for dodging the show with "muh girl" excuses—Kid's ready to roast him a new name. Slam that play button at GoinDeepShow.com—this episode's a Cheeto-dusted, pube-pulling, shark-week-shagging shitshow. Dive in, you horny bastards—it's gonna fuck your head and leave you dripping!