Goin' Deep Show 2227: Don Tang's Dry Spell and the Rise of Portable Smut

Episode 2227 (RR) –  It's March 2008, Kid A.G. is losing his mind over his shiny new iPhone like it's the second coming, and Don Tang is along for the ride, half-asleep and horny for his high school classmates. This Retro Rewind episode is a glorious trainwreck of early-aughts tech obsession, pyramid scheme dreams, and a relentless quest for portable porn. Kid's waving his iPhone around like a caveman who just discovered fire, bragging about surfing Denise Milani's curves at the post office while Don Tang pines for an iPod Touch he'll never get. They're hyped about RedTube, IKEA's 273-square-foot sex dens, and the inevitable downfall of Miley Cyrus—predictions that aged like fine whiskey.   The duo's banter is a fever dream of soundboard "fuck yous," crude sex jokes, and random tangents about Easter egg hunts, South Park's Britney Spears gore-fest, and MySpace customization (RIP). Don Tang's date flopped, Kid's pregnant wife's boobs are a recurring subplot, and they're both convinced portable porn is the future—spoiler: they were right. Mr. Shark Attack pops up as a bewildered bystander, and there's a shoutout to "Chesticles" and "The Phenom" joining later, because why not? It's unhinged, it's offensive, it's The Goin' Deep Show at its finest.   Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 26, 2008 - Episode 452