Going Goblin Mode w/ John Goblikon

NO TROLLS - Goblins only.PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARDamien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli) // https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/ & https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: James HullDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Coordinator: Kim WilbornPost Manager: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 INTRO2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS?3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE?13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST”26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN…29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN??38:57 BLOOPERS