Going to the restaurant with your spouse

“Going to the Restaurant with your spouse” Waiter: Welcome to Safari Restaurant” take  a seat please. Waiter: Ku soo dhawaada Maqaaxida Safaari. Fadhista/fadhiiso fadlan. Customer: Where is the bathroom? Customer: Aaway/ musqushii/suuligii? Waiter: Right behind you sir. Waiter: gadaashaada mudane Waiter: Are you with him? Waiter: Maad la socotaa? Customer: Yes, he is my husband. Customer: Haa, waa ninkaygii/saygayii/sawjkaygii Waiter: Great/wonderful/awesome/ Waiter: si fiican Waiter: What can I get you? Waiter: Maxaan kuu keenaa? Customer: Nothing, I’ll wait Customer: Waxba waan sugayaa Customer: Okey Waiter: haye (husband comes back) Customer2: Where is the waiter? Customer: Aaway/meeyay mudalabkii? Waiter: Here I am. What I can for you ? Waiter: waa ika. Maxaan kuu keena? Customer: Maxaad haysaa/haysaa? Waiter: Rice, spagheti, and meat Waiter, Bariis, baasto, iyo hilib Customer: Noo keen bariis hilib leh Customer: Bring rice with meat. Customer1: Wait, wait, you just gonna order without asking me? Customer: sug, /ukaadi/ miyaad iska dalban adoon i waydiinin. Husband: Sorry about that honey: husbandr2: waan ka xumahay qali Waiter: What can I get you ma’am/madam? Waiter: Maxaan kuu keena marwo? Wife: Bring me exactly what my husband ordered? Wife : IIkeen wuxuu dalbaday ninkaygu? Husband: Honey, what is wrong  with you? Husband: Maxaa kaa khaldan/qaldan? Wife: Nothing, I just wanted talk. Wife: Waxba, waxaan rabay un in aan hadlo Waiter: Man, you have the best wife? Waiter. Ninyahow, waxaad haysataa xaas fiican Husband: Just bring the food! Husband: cuntaa un keen. Waiter: I’ll be right back sir! Waiter: waan soo noqon mudan!. Question: If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter? :