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Nope. My microphone was wabbled yesterday and I was going to say, make sure you adjust your microphone before you do any more shows, Jason. But I hit my head like hundreds of times. And I just don't know what's happening anymore.
Who are you? You're not Tully. Have you met your head hundreds of times like recently or just throughout the course of your life? Yeah, no, hundreds of times over the course.
But recently four. During what? Skateboarding. Yeah, it's dangerous.
I've had a bad run. You need to retire, Ellie McCobsky. I need to retire. Skateboarding.
I have. Why are you so extreme? Oh, I have retired from... As soon as I got off my parents' health insurance, I was like, no more fun for me.
Really? You retired from fun? Yeah, fun. Fun that has a dangerous element.
You're not living on the edge of a quarter mile. No, I can't afford it. What do you mean to cut a photo? I can't afford it.
I can't afford it. I can't afford it. What's the bad part about the edge again? Well, say I want to have some fun shredding, skateboarding.
Hell yeah. And now I want to learn how to do a kick flip. Yeah, that's your passion. Yeah.
That's why I want to do it. During COVID, I was skateboarding. I got very into skateboarding. I'd go to the skate park all the time.
Who did the skate park? Not to the store. No. To shred.
To shredding. Seeking the not. Yeah. And then as soon as my parents, as soon as I turned 27 and I got off my parents health insurance, I was like, no more tricks, no more fun.
You had health insurance through your parents until you were 27? Yeah, that's how it works in America, baby. Yeah, but I got a bottle with an evil, evil man who extended children's health insurance for five more years. Oh, it was incredible.
Shout out to Obama for that. Yeah, I always thought he was pretty cool. I know some people can agree about that. But he seemed pretty nice on that.
Health insurance sucks. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. So now I have the shittiest, the worst. I just appreciate that you even caught it and looked at the wall.
I love that you did that. Last guest said 75 F bombs. And I kept, I was pointing at it. You just did an S bomb and was like, is that okay?
Shout out to YouTube. You guys are great. I love you guys. Seriously, YouTube, Jason Els.
Will you marry me? Because I love you. I think you're so attractive. And everything you do is like the best decision ever.
YouTube rocks. Right? Rocks. And they're like, we can all agree on that.
That's definitely one thing we can all agree on. YouTube, it's very rational, very diplomatic, no weird rules. Understanding is the word that I would use for that. They just get it.
Yeah, they get it. Yeah. But what was I? You're a shred of the NAR.
You don't care. You don't give a. Ridiculous money to get it fixed. Yeah.
Well, that must be like having like more brain cells than I never thought about the after-bit. Yeah. You know, I was like, man, if I make this right now, that would be awesome. Not if I don't make this, I've got to get a hospital bill.
That deters me from fun. Yeah, I think too much. I got too much thinking going on. You got to let it go.
I got to let it go. But the thing too with skateboarding, like it's very fun. But also, I wasn't like, I wasn't fired up about it. Like, I had fun just skating around and like going up ramps and stuff.
But anything beyond that, I was like, well, I'm not. I'm not going to be like a pro skateboarder. I'm not going to be that good. Why do you need to excel?
Why not stay cruising? I can stay. I can cruise. Do you still cruise?
No. You've retired because you needed the edge. I have a car. I have a car and skating.
I never know where I'm going. If there's going to be some uphill, some downhill, I like very flat ground. OK, you're talking about going somewhere on them. Yeah, just cruising on them.
Yeah, I don't. At my age, it seems to be ridiculous. I skateboard on the ramp. But I'm not going to skateboard to go to places.
You know? The other day, I skateboarded down a hill accidentally because I went to Pride and there's no parking. So then I parked on Sunset. And then I got on my board with a bunch of bags and started using my phone, going down a hill.
And all of a sudden I was like, wow, I'm going pretty fast. So I stopped using my phone. And I had a tank top on in these little shorts. And I was like, if you fall right now, this could be horrific.
Oh, no. Why did you do that? Because it was already gone too fast to get off. Like, I was like, if you get off now, you can't run that fast.
And I was like, come on, all your years of skateboarding. Don't fail me now. But I don't skateboard as much as I used to. So I'm nowhere near as good.
But I was definitely regretting it for a second. Halfway down this hill. It was like, if you come off, you're not going to be happy all day. The worst feeling when you jump off a board and your legs are just like, I can't do it.
My knees are terrible. I'd rather lose the skin than blow the knees out. Yeah. Because then going down a hill, it's so fun.
You're like, wow, I don't have to do a damn thing. But then you realize I'm going to have to go back up that hill at some point. I did do that. Yeah.
I walk up it though. I'm not skating up a hill. Oh, good. Good.
But yeah, I get your angle on the car. It is pretty convenient. Do you do burnouts in your car? Are you like a what kind of a driver?
Are you aggressive or? I'm aggressive. Nice. The other people?
Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. I don't have a go-to thing when I'm getting pissed behind the car.
Like when I'm getting pissed off. Like there's not like a classic signature alley. You get a variety of abuse. Sometimes I'll flip someone off.
Sometimes I'll yell or say something mean. And then sometimes I'll go overly nice. I'm like, thank you. Thank you.
They're cutting off. Love it. And they can't hear me. And I think the funniest thing is sometimes I'll, I was telling my friend this.
But I'll do this thing where I'm in the car and someone will piss me off next to me. And I'll just be like, oh, are you a clown? And then I'm like, I look like a clown. I'm the clown.
I'm like, oh, look at you. One time there was this guy who was like just a horn dog who's like doing some weird looks at me and kept porn off. Like, all nasty and so on. So in my head, I'm like, what's the grossest thing I could do?
And I was like, I'm going to mime an inappropriate sexual act. So I was like, do in this. And to me, I was like, that's disgusting. For people who are listening to this, can you describe the action that you've made?
I would say, you know, a film. Yes. You can say that, right? YouTube, love you guys.
They're an old beach. She's like a big old. A giant beach. You made that like it was a big one.
Yeah, massive. Like a smurf. It was the face I was making of doing it that I was like, that'll be repulsive. It's like, no, they loved it.
I'm giving them exactly what they want. We love that. Yeah. That's one of our favorite things for girls to do to us.
Yeah, I just realized that there is some female privilege when it comes to angry driving on average because I used to be the kind of person who might flip a bird and talking to this guy for the last decade plus has convinced me it's not worth it because you never know when one is people like, oh, really cool. Let's go, dude. Yeah. Well, did you see the Tesla guy?
Educated guy right here. Did you see the Tesla guy who's driving around in like Pasadena and like his Hollywood and he's driving in the Tesla and he's been. Oh, and they got him. Yeah.
He's getting out of the car and attacking people all the time. Yeah. And they finally got him. He did it to tons of people.
Ladies, dudes, like really crazy, like getting out of the car with like that. Like a rent, stuff. Like a rent, stuff. Yeah.
Yeah. And like hitting people's cars and then getting in and peeling off so many videos of this guy to the point that we're like, OK, we need to get this asshole off the streets. And then eventually they caught him. Well, it's so funny because everyone has those dash cams now because everyone's a new driver or something.
So everyone has these dash cams in part of me. It's like, oh, I want to get one of those, but guaranteed it would only be incriminating towards me. I'm like, I do not want any evidence. I am most likely going to be at fault.
As a criminal, it's probably a bad idea. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I don't need to know what I'm doing when I'm in a car.
Yeah. I'm aware of it. It's pretty embarrassing. But I think you can, of course, nothing is 100% honest.
I think you can flip birds pretty indiscriminately to like tough dudes and they're not going to stop and beat you up. Yeah. That's a pleasure. I don't.
That's a release valve that I've had to retire. So congratulations to you. But then I also have way too much guilt where I'll be a monster to someone on the road. And I'm like, what if they're the person that I'm about to meet up with?
Like, you know, when you go on a coffee meeting, I'm so nervous that I have upset the person that I'm about to meet or I'll just create the scenario where I'm like, what if they're like on their way to the hospital and their dad has cancer and I'm just being driving a bit faster? Yeah. Yeah. Old people is the one that gets me.
But I've been like, you idiot and then I get past them and I look and they really old them. Oh, man. I mean, you kind of shouldn't be driving. But I get it.
Like, if no one's going to drive you and you're the only one and you still got a license, who am I to judge? But I didn't know that you were incredibly old and I was just like, you're the worst driver ever get out of the way. But then when I go past them, I'm like, oh, man, he's in a dyes soon. Yeah.
Like, he doesn't need to beat up anymore. Old people need like a free Uber type of service where they can just call a number, schedule a ride. That's why I save my abuse until I get a lock on who it is. That's smart.
I'll be like, I'll be like, you're really bumming me out. But am I going to do it yet? Because you could be 80. You know what I mean?
Could be something like that. So I got to let it go. But then when I get past and I look in there because I always want to see how dumb your head is. I always do.
I don't know why. Everybody does. Which is crazy. You can't play.
You can't play. Some Knuckles, Ellie. You can't like, you can't show nipple. Every person that bans you for showing nipple on Instagram looked at their poopy this morning.
You're nasty. Not me. My nipple's free. Do you look at the wipe as well or just the?
Oh, yeah. Because I baby, well, I don't like anything down there that is, I need to be a maculate. So I definitely check. Yeah.
But you know what, is that one of my savage? I guess so. Are we all, are we all savages because of that? And if we are all savages, then why are we picking on people for being different?
You check your poo like a bunch of times a day. You probably get it on your hand. Do you want to get it on your hand? Do you commit suicide?
No, you wash your hands and your power through it. Stop picking on people for being weird. You're weird. You poo grabbing wankers.
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One time I pooped in a plastic bag. This is way better because you're super cute. And when you say that I'm like see even cute people do it. Yeah I pooped in a like grocery bag.
We could do this all day. And it was so crazy. Wait why did you poop in the bag? I was on a tour bus for a few months and you are not allowed to poop on a tour bus.
Yes. No number two's we all know this. And so I was sleeping in the bus and we were parked somewhere. And I'm sure I could have gone out and found some kind of gas station.
But it was late at night. I was in a city I didn't know. And also I just wanted to do it. It was like the only time that I could.
That is the truth really. That is the truth. The other gas station bit was unnecessary. What is it like to poo in a bag you said this?
Well it's just it's so wild because I mean. Could you tell that it was going to be because I would poo in a bag if I knew it was like this one needs to get out. And it's going to come out. It's going to come flying out with shining colors.
And I don't need any like a bag will work. But if I feel like I'm going to have to strain or I'm going to have to be there for me to get it out. A bag is not my first thing. Well see that was the thing is like I didn't really need to go but I needed to experience this.
So there was a bit of kind of straining a little bit like we got to make this happen. Yeah. It was there. How long did you take the poo in the bag?
Like how many minutes did you take? Maybe four minutes tops. Because you're like a well raised person. You come from a decent.
Yeah right. I didn't catch that. Let's talk about poo in a first thing. No.
No. Okay. My parents are both longshoremen. I'm from Long Beach.
Your mom's a longshoreman. Yeah she was a longshoreman first and then she got my dad into the living area. What did they like? Did he lose an arm wrestling match there and have to marry her?
No he wanted he was a traveling salesman which means he was a professional cheater. Sure. They're a big large people. They're big people yeah.
But they fluctuate but they both have bad relationships with food. My mom will be skinnier than me sometimes which is frightening and then she'll be like really large. So she's got her own issues. My dad he's always been a big heavy dude.
But they weren't like when they first started longshoremen they weren't like it's kind of fun to tell people they're longshoremen because their ideas like they're probably like tattered and gross and heavy. They're not. No I mean there's a lot of longshore like it's not really that I'm sure back in the day it was much grittier but now it's like there's so many longshoremen. A lot of it is like automated in certain ways.
Yeah you can ask the question. What's a longshoreman? Yeah I don't know. Okay good.
This is awesome because I've had a longshoreman who like it's been in a relationship with a member of my family for like 20 years and all anybody said she met him it's like he's a longshoreman you know they got a great union on the east coast so all I've ever known is he's a longshoreman I'm like oh yeah that's a great job that's a great job. Is it a guy? That's a great job. He never had any idea what he does.
That's a guy that's a guy that's on the pier and when the ships show up with your stuff from Tokyo they take it off and put it on the trucks to go. Correct that's exactly what it is. Right I'm a lot smarter than I look you guys. Did you like this is a sexy look this I like it.
What about if I do this? No too much. I never like the one thing I never. That's not the rousing you in any way?
No it needs to both. See I don't want to be talking over most. Yeah I like this. Sorry you too please don't flake me.
Stop trying to seduce us okay. You look like a longshoreman in the south guy overall. I definitely was like it was that or a beat escape what if it's not. You look like a guy who dances at a bar near where the longshoremen were.
Totally fair. Especially what I do that right? Heck yeah. Okay sorry too.
Wait why missed the two too? I was surprised. I significantly took my. If the YMCA kicked out the cowboy to get PC and got a longshoreman instead.
Those of you who are only listening to the audio I am very attractive right now. You show them some shoulder. It's probably best that you guys don't go to YouTube. You're gonna chop up that's a show.
Unless you want to bone her. What do you call it when you chop up and you've got a vagina? It's gross isn't it. I'm trying to think.
It's probably wet and that's gross. Like we can chop up and I feel like that's like a that's a dinner table conversation. But when you're really. Yeah I mean I did a table that one's there.
Totally hard again. But I never get it wet pussy. No I mean neither do I really. But I would say maybe like the tingles.
Oh that's a lot yeah. There you go. There you go. Getting a tingles getting a chance.
Yeah yeah the spidey senses absolutely. You talked on stage about having never had an orgasm before. That's not actually true. It's debatable.
I don't know. That's what people say. It can't be debatable. I think it's a woman because for women it's much more.
Just a little bit more complicated. It's just so different. Like a guy you just have your thing and you're like you know and then it's done. Like you could literally just have it touch anything and you're like that was so satisfying.
But you can have a vagina you can have multiple events. If you figure out how to do it yeah but. You just not spend a lot of time trying to figure that out. No I don't really have the patience for it.
How many minutes did you spend? Yeah okay so here's the thing. If you've taken some of that COVID skateboarding time. Yeah in total how much work have you put into the post?
Sorry I remember the first time that I like really spent time. I always hear stories of girls growing up and they like rub it on the edge of their table. Those are all my friends. I never had that like inclination growing up.
I never was like trying to put it on things and feel things. But I remember. Showing heads to let it go is talk about. Yeah never had that at least that I at least that was like important to me or that I remember.
I'm sure it must have happened but I don't have any recollection of that. But then I remember I think I was in like middle school and I was up late at night and it might have even been high school. It might have been as late as high school. And I was watching Full House reruns my favorite show.
That's pretty horny. And I remember yeah for whatever the duration of Full House was on. I was just having a good time down there. And I believe I went to completion.
What? Wait you're talking about one time when you were a kid. One time. Uncle Joey.
Classic. Yeah. I was in the background of Wimmerangs. What happened?
It's a reference to a classic. She just went from talking about jerking off doing a baby reference. So one time you tried when you're in college, you're watching TV. And you were like I think I did it.
And then never again. No, no, no, no. I would continue doing it but it never quite felt as exciting as that first time. And I think too as a woman people make these orgasms seem like they're the most life-changing, incredible experiences ever.
And so I regularly do some fiddling. And I enjoy it every time but it's never this huge rush where I feel different and lighter and excited. What about intercourse with another person? Oh god no, that's never happening from that.
Yes it is happening from that. Not from me I think. Maybe even the majority of women don't have special orgasms from intercourse. Yeah it's much more difficult.
Yeah but you can get, well you're, oh I don't know. People can get you off. You're just doing the wrong one. Maybe perhaps.
It's not in my business. It's so crazy because how did you, you're just like one, I rub it out every now and then and that's kind of okay. But when it comes to people trying to actually do it for me, there's no chance in that. I have a really hard time.
Like I said, like I'm always thinking. Oh okay that. From me to the other on the edge, have fun. I'm always in my head.
You need somebody to be seduct, like really seduce you into a whirlwind of, of you're only thinking about what's happening and it sounds like that's going to be quite a person. Yeah I really want it for a period of time. I really want it to go to like there's like professional jerk or. Yeah right.
That's not true. I swear to god. I don't call. But then I'm like, who are these people who are so passionate about giving other people these, you know, or girls?
I'm like, I don't want to. Give it to the stage. Long term. I was going to say, I kind of said like, cool job.
Yeah, no. No. No, we're gross. We're gross.
And you wouldn't connect it. You'd be like, oh my god. This is like a really butch lesbian to like take care of me. Fair of the best at it.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Are you, is that a potential thing or you're not like? Oh yeah, I'm up into it.
So you're bi? I don't know. You so don't care about sex that it doesn't, you don't care about the label of what you have sex with. Because you're like, you know what?
They all pretty much suck. So you can label anyone you want. Yeah. And it feels so like, um, spectromy that I'm like, bi feels very rigid.
It's like, definitely women, definitely men. Um, and I've historically been with men, but I've also been with a few women. But yeah, just, you know. Who got the closest?
Like, which was the most pleasurable? Um, a gentleman. Hey, check out that. I'll tell you what you're going to say the other.
No, well, what's interesting is not that necessarily I was the closest with this woman, but there was, it's a much more kind of a relaxing environment to be with a woman than a man. Cause I feel like with a man, you have to trick, there's an element of trickery. When you're hooking up with a man where you kind of like suck in your stomach and you say, you say little sexy things that you watched on a little video of. Oh, wow, it's fake.
Yeah, it's all fake. And then with a woman, you're like, look at, we both got these weird ass little bodies and. Oh, wow. Just feels more freeing.
You're not like putting up this extra level of disguise and. Well, you kind of letting me in on like, if you're thinking that, that's going to get in the way of your orgasm. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I've been like, here's the worst angle imaginable.
I like to get upside down and put my head. Yeah, I bet you're a freak. Yeah. Yeah.
But I'm like, if you can deal with that angle, then we're good to go, you know? Yeah. Cause I like, like, chili peppers angle and it's not my greatest angle. What does that even mean?
Like, the way I'm actually the best? Under the bridge, yeah. Under the bridge, yeah. I don't know which, I hate them.
Which, whatever video where it's underneath Anthony Keita's groin. Yeah, the Grundle Cam and then they're giving away video. Give it away. Give it away.
Yeah, don't do that. Anyway, this really is the most erotic show ever. Right. I know it got here so fast.
Has that been coed or? No, no, no, you said this is the most erotic show. Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure if I'm going to be a longshoreman or necessarily all the hot, but the.
There's, there's my friend Jeremy shout out to Jeremy. He might be listening to this. He's a big podcast guy. Jeremy, he now works at the docks.
He's not a longshoreman, but he's a mechanic. His mom, I forget her name, but she is a smoke show. Yes. She's out there on the longshoreman yard.
Old docks. There's a lot of sexy longshoremen. I'll say that. I like I'm attracted.
I feel like it's attractive to be like a, you know, a working class, you know, like being good with your hands that can like, you know, it's almost a metaphor of like, he's good with his hands. So she's good with her hands. So she's probably going to finger blast you really well. Yeah, I think that's like the allure of like a John Mayer type, like a guitarist.
Someone. Someone who's like, you know, doing a lot of this. Oh, yeah. Like they must, they must be good.
Guitarists are sort of just metaphors for finger banging. Yeah. Like how do you, how do you have that much flexibility in your fingers? Anything that would help the.
It would have to. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not John Mayer, but I'm like a parading a guitar player and I'd rather get finger blasted by a really good drummer.
Just get it pound. Because in the end, I just want to get smashed. You know, holla. What's up?
You too. I love you. Sorry. Speak of masturbation.
I really don't. I like it. I like it soft. Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, yeah. I don't like it. You know, Jack Hammond, white boys can't stand it. I have a question.
This is going on YouTube. This is all allowed on YouTube. I mean, I mean, I mean, it's cars. OK.
I mean, it'll be shadow band all hell. No, we deliver fine to buy. I've got to. Yeah, probably should.
Yeah. No, I blew it. What? I shouldn't be talking about this, but I am me.
Man, this is my life. Yeah, you got to stay true. That's all I got. Have you ever watched people do the game?
Really? Oh, yeah. I love the on that. I've always wanted to just to see it.
Kind of almost like take notes. You're like, what are you guys? Am I doing stuff normal? Right.
And obviously you're aware there's tons of pornography, but that's a very different thing. That's a lot of gaming. It's more real. Whereas like traditional.
And a live performance that is in a room where it's just used. Yeah. It's not like a crowd. So because people get, if you go to a live sex show, there's other people there and you're probably thinking they're creepy than you are.
So it's hard to relax. But if you're just watching somebody and it's like, this is just for you. Yeah. Have you been to clubs where there's a bunch of people in a crowd watching life sex?
Well, what do you people talk about in intermission? Oh, I mean, I don't think it was there was junk. Yeah. Yeah, I never went into it by myself.
So I've been like, who's boning to not? I think I just get, I would want to do it, but I would just feel a little bit antsy. Like I'd need to have like a fidget spinner or I'll say, just feel weird. It's a good idea.
I would need to keep my hands occupied in some way. I would need maybe like a tree to kind of nibble on. Maybe a Rubik's Cube. Just something to kind of stay occupied so I don't feel like I'm just staring.
It's like some jerky or taffy. Yeah, just something to kind of kill. I don't know if your lip smack in the background is the ultimate. Whatever.
Yeah. Yeah, I got a friend that would do that for you. Maybe. I'm going to see it though.
Yeah, part of me does. I just went to a nudist colony. Yeah. Like two.
Did that make it one of them a lot? No, no, it is a rough demographic of people there. I felt like a beauty queen. I was like, oh my god, you guys are so lucky.
It's too many. Gravity and time has taken over a lot of those camps. Yeah. What's the deal with that?
Is it that there were more people of an earlier generation who were comfortable doing that? Or is it that more people get comfortable as they get old? Yeah, yeah. I think you get comfortable as you get older.
But it was an interesting place. It's like family-friendly. So people go with their children. There's something about it that's very cool, like piece of love.
But then there's going to be a few perves in here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like they take your ID so they can make sure you're not on any lists of sorts.
But I'm like, yeah, who knows? They might be real good at what they do and have not gotten caught. So there were nude families? Yeah, well, I went on a rainy day.
And I asked the guy, I'm like, what do you guys do when it's rainy out? And he's like, well, we're nudists. We're not stupid. So we wear clothes.
And I was like, OK, yeah, that's actually a pretty good point. So there was one family that was there with their child. And they were all wearing clothes. But it seemed like everyone was very tight in that community.
But yeah, I don't think I would seek it out. I would do it again. But I didn't get the bug, I guess. I mean, being naked is not a bad thing.
No, it's very fun and freeing. It's sex involved with kids around. That's different. But I feel like those places, they're not like that, what people think.
It's very, like she said, it's hippie. They're all playing like racquetball out on the ground. Yeah, they love bocce ball. Oh my god.
Yeah, they all just left standing. Lots of bending over with bocce. Yeah. Well, they also, they were doing like a potluck.
And they were like, oh, yeah, we have hot dogs for sale. And I'm like, can you get a different shaped food for this? Naked. I'm just munching on a hot dog mustard dripping over everywhere.
It was not very sexy. You ever go to nude beaches? See, no, I wouldn't do that because I don't know who's there. At least this place, they like make you put a sticker over your phone camera.
Oh, wow. And they'd take your ID. So it felt very safe. But I feel like if I went to a nude beach, I'd just be like, people could take, I don't know.
It doesn't kill us. It's interesting. The one time that I went, I guess it was like a pre, I don't know, people had phones, but it wasn't, we weren't just all programmed to try to videotape and film everything all the time. I actually was a very minor level like a life changing experience going to a nude beach and just because it was not sexy, sexual, it was like very humbling.
Yeah. These clothes are doing a lot of heavy lifting. Most of us are pretty weird and lumpy when it comes down to it. Yeah.
That's kind of cool to be in that for a second. Yeah. That's why I love going to like the Korean spa. Because it's just like, yeah.
Yeah. But it's on my side, it's way different. Mm. Everybody's smoking poles on that side.
Oh, well. I don't even know what I mean. It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop.
Everybody's touching each other's privates. Oh, yeah. This is not happening at the spot. Katie goes on that.
Is that why you go there? Yeah. Nice. Yeah.
Yeah. I love it when people touch my penis. That's so anyone. Uh, no.
But I liked it everybody wants to. And then I'll let one person do it and that feels pretty cool. Yeah. But then what if you see that same person like touching someone that you think is like nasty and you're like, oh, you're in the same league?
No, that's a bummer. Yeah. But you're gonna get a roll with it. It can't be all gravy.
You know, sometimes that's why I got, at first I was more, everybody could touch it and then I started getting, my penis would get a cold sometimes. So I was like, OK, can't let everybody touch it anymore. So now it's a little bit more like if I know somebody in there, then they can touch it. Have you always been this way?