Goodbye, Kyle Richards & Don't Do It, Papa Smurf! RHOA, RHORI, & RHOBH fans, Let's Clock the Reali-TEA ep. 18

On this episode of Clock the Reali‑Tea, Mark Midwestern‑Honey is reporting live from his Wisconsin home. In the A, Angela Oakley gathers Pinky like loose change, and Drew delivers the read of the century by collecting Kelli — Miss Portions herself — like clockwork henny. Cynthia’s Dallas trip spirals into a room‑assignment meltdown, Shamea and Kelli complain like they booked a roadside motel, and K. Michelle is hiding in glam like she’s allergic to group scenes. The peaches are finally peaching, the shade is artisanal, and Mark is clocking every delusional syllable.Meanwhile, in Rhode Island, Rosie and Kelsey are locked in a yogurt‑flavored Cold War, giving tension, delusion, and high‑end squatter energy. Ashley finally wakes up and speaks, Alicia is carrying confessionals like she’s on payroll, and Ruella’s face card remains undefeated even while Brian needs to be packed up and shipped out. With secrets leaking, alliances wobbling, and storylines begging for CPR, Mark breaks down why this tiny state is delivering big drama — and why Bravo better not play in our faces by canceling another promising franchise.Then it’s off to Beverly Hills, where Kyle Richards is deflecting so aggressively she could work at TSA, child. Mauricio’s Colorado roommate‑marriage arrangement, Dorit’s finances, Erika’s unnecessary chirping — Mark clocks it all with surgical precision. And to top it off, he teases the RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 11 promo, featuring returning legends, new twists, and enough chaos to keep the dolls fed all season. Buckle up, T‑Sippers — this episode is messy, petty, and piping hot.Listen wherever you listen to your podcasts.YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarkMidwesternHoneyApple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listenAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honeyRSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6